I Am An Orthodox Heavenly Being Working As A Security Guard On Earth

Hell.

Endless ghostly energy filled every inch of the air. Except for the occasional eerie chirping of unknown birds in the distance, the entire space was devoid of any human presence, making it look particularly miserable and miserable.

Lin Yi stood in front of the door of the Ten Palaces of Hell in confusion, wondering why the underworld was so deserted now. After a while, he finally remembered: "Damn it, those guys are still moving bricks in the mortal world."

However, the purpose of Lin Yi's trip was not the King of Hell. After a brief pause, he galloped towards the east of the Netherworld.

After a while, a particularly dilapidated cave appeared in front of Lin Yi. There were several collapsed incense burners piled at the door. A few long red ropes were hung messily at the entrance of the cave. They were slowly drifting with the unique dark wind of the underworld. Apparently, they had already Lost popularity.

Lin Yi looked at the dilapidated entrance of the cave suspiciously. With his keen ears, he even saw the spider webs hanging on the cave.

"Damn it, there are spiders in the underworld too. I wonder if they have become spirits."

Lin Yi murmured to himself. In disbelief, he walked around the cave a few times before he saw a decayed plaque in a corner, with three characters vaguely written on it: "Eternal Life Palace."

"This is really the old man's residence."

After confirming that he had found the right place, Lin Yi looked at the rickety gate of the cave and was afraid that it would collapse if he kicked it. He knocked on the door politely: "Old boy, open the door. I am Wu Luo."

Except for a few wisps of shaken dust falling slowly, the cave was silent, without any response.

"Not here?"

Lin Yi's eyes flashed with light, and he vaguely saw wisps of incense that had almost dissipated floating out. Regardless of whether the cave door could withstand it, he kicked it: "What the hell, open the door quickly, I want you to tear this down." A cave?"

What surprised Lin Yi was that the scent of incense in the cave actually contained two kinds of scents.

The door was kicked back and forth by Lin Yi, and a large amount of smoke and dust spread in the surrounding area.

"Shangxian Wuluo, don't kick me, don't kick me, the little god is coming."

Accompanied by a loud child's voice, the door creaked and slowly opened with the sound of being in disrepair.

Before Lin Yi could react, a red light flashed and appeared in front of Lin Yi instantly.

What came with it was a voice full of vicissitudes but extremely magnetic: "Wuluo, I have been waiting for you so hard, wuwuwuwu~~~~"

Lin Yi stared at the figure hanging on his body in stunned silence: "Damn it, why are you in the underworld?"

I saw this man wearing a prime minister's gauze hat, white face, long hair, five long beards, holding a wishful thinking in his hand, wearing a python robe, and holding gold ingots on his feet. He turned out to be the God of Wealth highly respected by the people.

Lin Yi was confused. He came to Yue Lao's residence. How could a God of Wealth pop out? I opened it in the wrong way.

Before Lin Yi could come to his senses, an old man wearing a beggar's hood, with a fair face, white hair and a childlike face, peach blossom eyes, shallow dimples, and an indistinguishable male and female slowly walked out. He was the God of Wealth under the Moon, Yuelao.

That's right, Yue Lao lives in the underworld, because he has no official immortal position and no Taoist help. He is only worshiped by mortals and controls mortal marriages. Therefore, he is not qualified to live in heaven and can only find a mountain in the underworld.

Even because Yue Lao has no real power, he is in a deserted place even in the underworld.

Even the situation of the God of Wealth is the same. He has no immortal position and is only worshiped by mortals. Although he lives in the heaven, he has no fixed residence and changes places every day. This is why mortals often say that the God of Wealth is in the east position today. The reason for the God of Wealth.

The two are typical gods of incense. Once the incense is cut off, they cannot protect themselves. This is why the two are in such a miserable state now.

(PS: Dear readers, are you surprised? I couldn’t believe it at first. After consulting a lot of information, I found that the actual status of Yuelao and the God of Wealth in our traditional myths and legends is not high, and the status of each other is not The only one will be replaced by a new god at any time. If there is anything wrong, please correct me.)

"Wu Luo, please help the little god. I just came to talk to my grandson Yue Lao and I got trapped in this hellish place and couldn't go back. Do you know how I have lived these years?"

Seeing Lin Yi, the God of Wealth, crying in his arms, he was speechless for a moment and just patted the other person's back in relief.

"May I ask what Immortal Wu Luo has given you?"

Yue Lao had never been in heaven before. He was full of awe for Lin Yi and other gods with real names, and asked respectfully.

Lin Yi looked at Yue Lao, who looked decayed despite his white hair and childlike appearance, and then took a look inside the cave filled with spider webs. He was speechless at the words he borrowed from the baby.

"Uh, um, I went to the wrong door, you two are busy first..."

It's not that Lin Yi doesn't want to help the two of them, it's actually that now that the mortal world is autonomous, gods like the two of them who rely purely on incense worship are really powerless.

"Wuluo, take me with you..."

In the desperate cry of the God of Wealth, Lin Yi disappeared into a line of smoke.

…

Fairyland.

Lines of rainbows cut through the void and pierced the sky, and the endless golden light bloomed, making the sky golden. A cave mansion spewing purple mist was looming, and the faint sound of dragons could be heard from time to time. The whole cave mansion looked graceful, luxurious, mysterious and unusual. Come to think of it, It must be the residence of a hidden master.

"My beloved little Aoyue, your master is back."

As Lin Yi stepped into the cave with a happy face, the extremely simple scene in the cave appeared before his eyes.

I saw that the furnishings inside the cave were extremely simple, with nothing else except a simple stone table and stone bed. It was very different from the external image of the cave. It was obvious that the owner was a man of great dignity, so-called gold and jade. Outside, it's just like this.

Lying on the stone bed of the cave, a small white dragon several feet long was lying. Hearing this, the white dragon rolled his eyes in a very humane manner, twisted his body slightly, turned his head to one side, and continued to sleep.

"Oh, little Aoyue, don't be angry. The circumstances of my coming down to earth this time are special. I really can't take you down. If I don't return to the fairy world, I will come over as soon as possible to see if you are dead."

Lin Yi bowed his waist and said with a smile on his face, holding the dragon's horns in his big hands and rubbing them constantly.

Bailong's name is Ao Yue, which was the name Lin Yi gave Bailong when he signed the contract.

Ao Yue's white face revealed a touch of pink as Lin Yi's big hand rubbed it up and down. Even with a dragon face, it still gave people a thrilling feeling of shyness.

Lin Yi was overjoyed when he saw Bai Long's reaction: "Damn it, my Ao Yue will definitely be a beauty who will captivate the three worlds after she transforms."

Thinking of this, Lin Yi, who was still hesitant about stealing the golden elixir, suddenly became extremely determined: "Dragon Knight, who else would you rather me than Yin Zhiping?"