I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou
Chapter 1 Li Changbai: What Was The Experience Of Lying Flat 1.7 Million Years Ago?
Jinling,
Longguo Institute of Paleontological History and Archeology.
A man with glasses in a lab coat and white coat, holding a stack of paper materials in his arms, sweating profusely, hurriedly pushed open the door of the office of the Dean, Professor Gu Nian.
"Dean, the cultural relics unearthed from the No. 13 Kaoxue Pit in Yuanmou Village, Yunnan Province have been released, and we found..."
The man with glasses reached out to wipe off the sweat from his forehead, and put the paper materials in his arms on Professor Gu Nian's desk,
He licked his chapped lips, and said to the 60-year-old professor who was sitting in front of his work with an excited expression and great surprise.
"Little official, how many times have I told you that you need to be impatient in learning, and mistakes are easy to make..."
Professor Gu Nian frowned slightly, and gently placed the ceramic tea cup in his hand on the table, and casually took the materials handed over by his third-year doctoral student, muttering:
"The old guys in the archaeological institute are all in their seventies and eighties, and they work neatly with their old arms and legs..."
Apparently, the newly unearthed tombs in Yuanmou Village, Yunnan Province yesterday had already been cleaned up by the "cultural relic fanatics" in the courtyard.
"Little official, the courtyard has already researched that the batch of cultural relics unearthed in Yuanmou Village, Yunnan, is from the Stone Age 1.7 million years ago..."
In the Stone Age, stone knives and arrows have already been baptized by millions of years of wind and frost. Even if they are excavated and reappeared in the world, they will already be completely different, and the research value of cultural relics is very limited.
Professor Gu Nian put on his presbyopic glasses and flipped through the documents on the table while talking,
But the next moment, his pupils trembled and his eyes widened.
"This is……"
On the information, a black and white photo caught Professor Gu's eyes,
On that photo,
It turned out to be a smartphone with a broken screen!
"No, it's impossible!"
"How could there be smartphones in the Stone Age 1.7 million years ago?"
The famous archeology professor at home and abroad shook his head like crazy, murmured aphasia,
"Teacher, the smartphone in the photo is the latest Apple iPhone 14pro..."
Xiaoguan, a doctoral student, quickly explained that he was deeply afraid that his teacher, Da Niu, who was deeply rooted in the literature and only knew about studying ancient relics, would not know the current trend of young people.
"No, this is absolutely impossible!"
"This must be a prank, it must be a prank!!"
"Little officer, hurry up and call the police and ask the police to adjust the surveillance to see which bastard slipped into the No. 13 grave..."
…
at the same time,
1.7 million years ago.
Eurasian plate,
Huaxia · Dianzhong Basin.
Looking up, there are dense forests and vegetation all around, and the crater not far away is churning hot magma, which is erupting outwards.
In the air, the oxygen is extremely abundant, and it is filled with the pungent smell of sulfur.
On a prehistoric Metasequoia tree hundreds of meters high, a tall and tall figure leaned against the trunk,
A pair of clear almond-colored eyes looked towards the crater not far away, looking into the distance.
"Sure enough, the oxygen content in this prehistoric era is so rich,"
"But the smell of sulfur dioxide in the air is really unpleasant..."
Li Changbai sighed as he looked at the boiling lava in the crater.
The strange thing is that even though the words he spoke were in Chinese, they were conveyed in the form of a cry of "woo woo woo",
If someone else is here, they will never understand what Li Changbai is talking about.
But if they see what Li Changbai looks like now, they will definitely be shocked,
Because the current Li Changbai has black hair all over his body, and his whole body is completely naked. The masculine symbol is exposed to the air and hangs down naturally, like an upside-down pendulum.
The current Li Changbai is like a "primitive man".
Or... Late Homo erectus!
Li Changfa stroked the thick black hair on his arm, and said helplessly:
"Unlucky, unlucky, it's okay to have an accident on the plane, I didn't expect to travel through..."
Yes,
Li Changbai was originally from the 21st century, an executive of a financial company in Badu.
Half a month ago, Li Changbai took China Eastern Airlines on a business trip abroad.
Unexpectedly, something happened to the plane when it passed over the land of Guangdong and Guangxi.
Before Li Changbai was conscious, he was in the cabin of the plane, enjoying the service of the stewardess with long legs,
Suddenly, a violent impact knocked him unconscious,
When Li Changbai regained consciousness and woke up, he had already changed into the current scene.
Volcanoes, magma, strange tall ancient trees, giant insects as big as mountains, abnormally rich oxygen...
These "keywords" instantly let Li Changbai judge,
This is...prehistoric times!
It's just that Li Changbai doesn't know how many years his era is from the 21st century.
It is even more unclear what role his current prehistoric identity plays in human history...
"never mind,"
"Since you're here, you'll be safe. At least you're still alive. Being a carefree savage leader in the prehistoric world seems not bad..."
Li Changbai glanced at the primitive camp not far from the metasequoia tree, where a group of "primitives" gathered in twos and threes,
This "primitive" population has a total of more than a dozen people,
And he, Li Changbai, is the leader of this group!
"The volcano is about to erupt!"
Looking at the crater, Li Changbai's eyes lit up,
Reaching out to the back of the waist, he took out a boxy rectangular object,
If Professor Gu Nian and his student Xiaoguan were here, they would definitely recognize that the "rectangular object" in Li Changbai's hand is the one on the information...
The latest Apple·iPhone14pro!
Slap!
Li Changbai turned on the camera, pressed the shutter, and recorded the spectacular prehistoric scene of the volcanic eruption.
Ran goose,
After taking the photo, he slipped his hand and accidentally dropped the iPhone 14.
Boom!
"Ah, it hurts!"
"Which bastard lost it?"
"Parabolic, you broke the law!"
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