I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

"Anchor Zhou, follow him!"

In the live broadcast room, General Lin Weiguo hurriedly played a barrage.

Five-pointed star, red background, it is Chinese red!

"Oh, I'll follow right now."

Sister Zhou replied, and then switched the live camera to focus on Li Changbai.

"What does the boss of Yuanmou want to do?"

In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, water friends asked curiously.

On the screen, the tall Yuanmou who friendly welcomes Sister Zhou into the tribe is walking around in the dense forest, looking down and searching, as if looking for something.

"This ancestor... what is he looking for?"

"Could it be that you are looking for tools to cut venison? Are you going to make stone knives for sister Zhou?"

"Making stone knives is intended to cut flesh? Isn't there one next to the cave?"

I saw that near the cave behind the Yuanmou people, there were more than a dozen stone axes, stone spears and stone knives made of stone. These should be the tools used by this small group of Yuanmou people for hunting.

Li Changbai heard Sister Zhou's footsteps behind her and knew she was following.

He didn't bother to pay attention to her, rummaging around in the damp jungle,

I finally found a pile of dry wood, a round stick, and dead grass.

"Guys, I think he's looking for wood for a fire."

Sister Zhou stared at Li Changbai while paying attention to the surrounding environment, and said in a low voice.

This is the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago. Even if she is protected by her ancestors, Sister Zhou dare not take it lightly.

"Firewood? Damn, he wants to start a fire and make a barbecue for you, the host!"

"Isn't it right? What did the ancestor use to light the fire? He didn't keep the fire, did he?"

"It is possible that our ancestors may have borrowed the fire of the thunder..."

"Sister Zhou, did you bring a lighter? No, a magnifying glass is fine, these can be ignited..."

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"I don't smoke, where can I get a lighter?"

In the live broadcast room, sister Zhou rolled her eyes and said angrily.

Professor Gu Nian, Department of Paleontology, Jinling University: Anchor, come closer and let the old man take a look.

Hearing Professor Gu's words, Sister Zhou approached Li Changbai who was bending over to pick up dry wood.

Professor Gu Nian, Department of Paleontology, Jinling University: The leader of the Yuanmou people is very smart. He knows that dry wood is the easiest to ignite, and he only picks dry wood. Eh! He also knows how to pick dead grass to make tinder. Could it be that the Yuanmou tribe really kept tinder?

In the office of the Department of Archeology of Jinling University, watching Li Changbai who was busy on the big screen, Professor Gu Nian was stunned and murmured.

"Xiaogu, maybe this tribe really kept fire. The charcoal fossils we found at the Yuanmou site prove this fact?"

Cheng Qianfan, the old principal of Jinling University, said in a deep voice.

"Yes, Yuanmou people are very likely to be the first humans in the world to use fire!"

"Teacher, let us wait and see!"

Looking at Li Changbai who returned from the live broadcast room and sister Zhou, Professor Gu Nian's eyes flashed, and he said expectantly.

at the same time,

Li Changbai took the anchor sister Zhou to pick wood everywhere, and broadcast it live through the whole network, and billions of netizens at home and abroad watched it together.

"Ohmygod, what is this savage planning to do with the anchor? Pick up rotten wood to make a fire? Ha, would a prehistoric savage use fire to roast food?"

"Does this Huaxia Yuanmou think he is Prometheus? Can he steal flames from God?"

"Xiba, there's no fire, what's the use of you picking up wood and dead grass?!"

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Netizens abroad, especially Yingjiang, Xiaoxiba, and Xiaotian, all held the attitude of watching the show, waiting for Li Changbai, the ancestor of China, to make a fool of himself.

In the eyes of these foreigners,

want to ignite the wood,

There are only two ways,

1. Become Prometheus and borrow from God. To put it simply, the lightning strikes the wood and ignites the wood.

2. Near the crater, use the hot magma as a kindling. However, the closer to the crater, the more poisonous sulfur dioxide gas, and now it is prehistoric times, the concentration of poisonous gas near the crater is very high, if the people of Yuanmou were in danger, they would probably have to confess their lives under the volcano.

In the eyes of foreigners, no matter what kind it is, it is impossible for the ancestor of Huaxia to do it!

"A Chinese man, still wants to become Prometheus and bring fire to those uncivilized savages?"

"It's just a dream!"

"Foolish!"

On the Internet, there are overwhelming voices of doubts and abuse from white-skinned pig foreigners.

In the studio,

Sister Zhou followed Li Changbai back to the bloody venison.

Seeing Li Changbai holding so many logs and hay for tinder, Zhou Shuyi blinked her big eyes, leaned over and asked curiously:

"Brother, what are you planning to do?" (Sister Zhou's body language)

"Are you going to set fire to barbecue venison? Do you have any kindling here?" (Sister Zhou's body language)

Li Changbai piled the dry wood next to the venison, looked up at Sister Zhou, said nothing, but greeted his Yuanmou subordinates,

After a while, a small man from Yuanmou came over with a stone ax and handed it to Li Changbai.

Li Changbai ignored Sister Zhou, just picked up the driest piece of wood, and cut a dent with a stone axe.

Tear the dead grass into pieces, rub it up, and place it near the depression.

Then, he picked up the stick and started rubbing...

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He Li Changbai, how many Prometheus?

He wants to be the Suiren family of China! ! !

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[ps: Sister Zhou has joined the Yuanmou People's Family, and a new live broadcast project is about to start! Ask for collection, ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for all data, thank you ~]