I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

Chapter 15 Sister Zhou, You Are A Sixth Child, Pay Attention To Your Eating Habits!

Chapter 15 Sister Zhou, you are a sixth child, pay attention to your eating habits!

"Drilling wood to make fire" was successful, Li Changbai created a flame,

The Suiren family, who incarnates in China, ended the era of Yuanmou people in China, who "drink blood like a hair"

This pioneering feat,

He slapped the faces of foreign key immortals who watched the global live broadcast,

Especially those Yingjiang Angsa people who have always despised China and attempted to dominate!

"White pigs, why don't you push me?"

Huaxia water friends, cheering for their ancestors who made artificial fires, did not forget to pour into the live broadcast room with a lot of foreigners, such as Facebook YouTube, to mock this group of foreign keyboard warriors who were the loudest before.

"This group of little Angsa and Xiaoxi used to bark so happily before their ancestors succeeded in drilling wood to make fire. Now that their ancestors have succeeded, they are now dumb. It's ridiculous!"

"They can only bark on the Internet. We Chinese people have used fire to grill food as early as 1.7 million years ago. We Chinese are the first country in the world to use fire!"

"Our ancestors were already using fire to make cooked food. Maybe the ancestors of your white-skinned pigs robbed prehistoric wild dogs for food somewhere."

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Listening to the clamor of Huaxia netizens, the faces of foreign keyboard warriors are very ugly, and everyone is so angry that they will die.

There is nowhere to vent the anger in my heart, as long as I throw my head on the government of my country, accusing them of not being like Huaxia, accusing them of not being able to develop a time shuttle? Why not send people to prehistoric times and meet their white ancestors?

The credibility of foreign governments is like a collapsed high-rise building, reduced to the extreme!

Ran goose,

They were even more frantic when they saw Li Changbai chopping bamboo to skewer venison and taking Zhou Jie to taste the first barbecue in prehistoric times.

"This damn ancestor of the Yuanmou people, is he really a prehistoric human?"

"Oh God, this Chinese man named Yuanmou, why is his IQ so high? Can someone explain?"

"Xiba, drilling wood to make fire is an ancient heritage of our pickle country, and it was learned by this Chinese savage! I want to report it to the United Kingdom!"

"The fire 1.7 million years ago, this great miracle...the Chinese people, they changed the whole world!"

"Could it be... is he the Prometheus of that era?"

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Of course, there are also some countries that have good relations with China. Seeing that the ancestors of China created flames, and even cooked food with fire, they left messages in the live broadcast room to praise them.

They praised Li Changbai for changing the development process of all mankind,

They even left a message, asking Li Changbai to leave the Eurasian continent, go to the African and American continents, and teach their ancestors the skill of drilling wood to make fire!

...

on the big screen,

In a dense forest clearing not far from the cave,

A group of prehistoric Yuanmou people sat around a fire,

Several large skewers of venison with branch horns hung on the fire.

White smoke curled up, and the smell of meat was tangy.

"Brother Yuanmou, the meat seems to be roasted..."

Sister Zhou was so hungry that she couldn't help but say.

The first lady shaking fish gestured with her body, pointed to the venison on the fire, and then pointed to her mouth.

On the fire, the venison emits fragrant fat, and Li Changbai turns the bamboo support to roast it, charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

Hearing the gurgling sound from Sister Zhou's stomach from time to time, Li Changbai secretly laughed.

"Give."

He tore off a large piece of venison leg, wrapped it in leaves, and handed it to Sister Zhou.

"Hoo~"

Li Changbai pointed at the venison, then at Sister Zhou's belly, and made a gesture of eating.

"Thank you big brother, thank you big brother..."

Sister Zhou was very hungry, so she took the venison, gnawed on it regardless of her ladylike image, and was not even afraid of being scalded.

"Sister Zhou, you old six, 5 billion people around the world are watching, please pay attention to your eating habits!"

"This look... Zhou Shuyi hasn't eaten for 800 years, right? The food is too ugly, I can't bear to look directly..."

"Bai has a ladylike and sweet face. This look is too indecent. I suggest mosaicing the anchor!"

"What do you know!" Sister Zhou scolded with a smile while nibbling on a deer leg.

Needless to say, the venison roasted by the ancestor of the Yuanmou people was quite delicious.

Just a little lighter, no salt.

However, now is the prehistoric era 1.7 million years ago, it would be nice to have cooked meat to eat, how can Miss Zhou dare to be picky?

Seeing Sister Zhou's unrefined eating, even Lin Weihai and Professor Gu had to shake their heads.

"Anchor Zhou looks really hungry..."

The water friends who are close to Sister Zhou on weekdays do not forget to tease her:

"My sister Zhou, I was a prehistoric person, and I became a wild eater!"

"Miss Zhou is starving, look how happy she is eating..."

"That... the meat of the extinct animal, the branch horned deer, is it delicious? I really want to try it..."

"I want, too!!!"

...

Li Changbai glanced at Sister Zhou who was devouring her food, and secretly laughed:

"What are you doing eating so fast, and no one is robbing you?"

but,

When he saw the female Yuanmou from the tribe staring at Sister Zhou, he couldn't help but say:

"Sure enough... Only women are jealous of women, even Yuanmou people are no exception..."

"Hoo~"

Li Changbai picked up a piece of deer leg, and gave orders to the younger Yuanmou people who watched him drooling over the venison on the fire.

"Brothers, I understand the 'whoosh' sound!"

"I understand too!"

"Dinner!!!"

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[ps: Sister Zhou has joined the Yuanmou People's Family, and a new live broadcast project is about to start! Ask for collection, ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for all data, thank you ~]

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