I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

"Anchor, why are you blushing?"

"What's going on, Zhou Shuyi, why is your face so red like a monkey's butt?"

"The goddess is not clean, my heart is broken..."

"Good! Long live the tauren!"

"..."

Listening to the wailing of the water friends in the live broadcast room, Zhou Shuyi blushed and couldn't help cursing:

"Shut up all of you, you bunch of LSPs!"

That being said,

But Zhou Shuyi could not wait to find a sandy place to get in!

emmmmm...

Embarrassing to death!

Zhou Shuyi never thought of it,

The ancestor of the Yuanmou people who taught him how to shoot arrows next to him had a physical reaction.

Although she Zhou Shuyi often yells "the quintessence of the country" on her lips, she is an old driver, and she also distributes benefits to water friends in the live broadcast room on weekdays,

For example, Lulu Naizigou (although she doesn’t have one, but there are always squeezes),

Or connect with other female anchors, what kind of girl, Xiao Xiaotuan, and dance together in black silk, show coquettishness, attract traffic to the live broadcast room, and increase popularity,

But for the first time in the live broadcast room, being so close to a man,

Almost all flesh touches flesh,

It's the first time for her Zhou Da anchor to post so close!

Zhou Shuyi resisted the hairy feeling in her arms and the discomfort in her buttocks,

"call out!"

Just when her face was flushed and her imagination was running wild,

Li Changbai let go of her hand on the arrow feather,

I saw the stone arrowhead's feathered arrow go through the air at a speed that the naked eye can't catch,

With a bang,

The arrow feathers shot out precisely hit the tall ancient tree next to the cave!

"yeah!"

"Shot!"

"Thank you, brother, thank you, brother..."

Sister Zhou was very excited and hurriedly thanked Li Changbai,

The previous embarrassment and shyness were swept away after the arrow hit the big tree.

"Anchor 6, I'm on the thigh of the ancestor!"

"It really made the anchor shoot, I am willing to bet and admit defeat."

"Drip! 'Feilu's readers are all handsome men' rewarded the anchor with 666 rockets!"

...

The sun is setting and the sky is getting darker.

Li Changbai used the bonfire in the cave to light another fire outside the cave.

Today's dinner for the Volcanic Tribe is the eagle birds whose feathers have been plucked.

The carved bird rack is grilled on the fire, and the meat is fragrant and mouth-watering.

After roasting, Li Changbai motioned for sister Zhou to take the meat by herself.

Zhou Shuyi was also polite, and tore a carved thigh for herself.

"Well... brothers, this big eagle bird tastes really good,"

"It's just that there is no salt, it's a bit bland..."

Sister Zhou turned into a prehistoric food broadcast, and while eating, her water friends complained.

"Anchor, please be satisfied, you are eating the ancestors of our first-class protected animals in China!"

"Damn it, I've never tasted the taste of a first-class protected animal. I've never tasted it in my life. You're lucky as an anchor. I warn you, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know your blessings!"

Chaoyang police officer in the imperial capital: Upstairs, what do you think you want to eat?

"Police Uncle I was wrong..."

The water friends who clamored to eat protected animals saw a justice envoy from the imperial capital coming to the live broadcast room, and quickly confessed.

Professor Gu Nian, Department of Paleontology, Jinling University: But this comrade is right, the anchor, you are indeed eating a national first-class protected animal - a prehistoric golden eagle.

Professor Gu started his science popularization in the live broadcast room again.

Sister Zhou ate the carved thigh while listening.

Little did they know, there was also the ancestor of Yuanmou Ren beside him, listening to the science popularization in the live broadcast room together.

"This thing was originally called a prehistoric golden eagle."

Although he integrated the Prehistoric Survival Encyclopedia, he also has a certain amount of common sense,

But in the history of paleontology, little is known.

In addition to the famous mammoth, saber-toothed tiger...

He knew a clade deer, a giant hyena.

The former is his food, and the latter wants to grab his food.

"The taste of this carved meat is still weak, it seems that the matter of extracting salt has to be put on the agenda..."

Li Changbai tore the carved meat, so decided.

He decided to start making salt when he came back from hunting.

No such thing, no matter what kind of barbecue, the taste is very bland.

After eating and drinking enough, sister Zhou went back to the cave to sleep with the female Yuanmou.

Now these female Yuanmou people don't have so much hostility towards Zhou Shuyi.

Although they were dissatisfied that Sister Zhou and Li Changbai were too close,

However, due to Li Changbai's status and authority in the tribe, he reluctantly accepted Sister Zhou, reducing the hostility.

Lying on the thatched "bed", Zhou Shuyi flipped through the live broadcast rewarding the backstage,

"Hey! It's all money..."

"It's a pity I can't go back, I can't use it..."

Miss Zhou is still a little money fan.

At this moment, Li Changbai walked into the cave with the washed and dried giant hyena skin, threw the giant hyena skin to Sister Zhou, and walked out of the cave with the bonfire.

Covered with giant hyena skin, Zhou Shuyi looked at Li Changbai's tall back,

a little flattered,

Also a little bit warmer.

"Brothers, I won't be shivering from the cold tonight!"

Showing off the fur of prehistoric beasts, Zhou Shuyi said to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Tch, isn't it just a dog fur coat? What's the big deal."

Accompanied by the voices of the water friends, Zhou Shuyi fell asleep sweetly.

all night,

After Zhou Shuyi opened her eyes, washed up, and had a fish breakfast,

Those Yuanmou people of the volcano tribe,

Led by Li Changbai, they gathered at the entrance of the cave early on,

Gear up and get ready to go hunting.

Every majestic male Yuanmou holds a spear made of iron birch, a Sangtuo wooden beast tendon bow hanging on his back, and a quiver with more than a dozen black carved stone arrowheads neatly placed in the quiver arrow.

An adult male Yuanmou was left to guard the tribe and the old, young, women and children,

The rest of the Yuanmou people,

And Miss Zhou,

They all followed Li Changbai, ready to go hunting in the grassland.

From the primeval forest to the grassland, you have to go through a long dense forest road.

A group of people trekked along the way, relying on the experience of the tribesmen, they escaped the huge man-eating prehistoric poisonous insects,

Ran goose,

Just in Lin Shi with dense vegetation,

Li Changbai stretched out his hand, blocking the team and not letting them approach.

"Brother, why...why did it stop?"

Zhou Shuyi asked in puzzlement.

Li Changbai put his finger on his lips, signaling Zhou Shuyi to keep silent,

Then he pointed to the damp vegetation in front of him,

There were several brightly colored frog-like creatures lying quietly there.

Red, black and green,

Especially a few of them are golden yellow, the colors are so bright that people dare not approach them.

"What kind of frogs are these..." Sister Zhou asked suspiciously.

When the live broadcast camera turned to these frogs, some water friends in the live broadcast room exclaimed:

"Boy, these are poison dart frogs!"

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