I am Huanglong, the favorite of the prehistoric group

The first reaction after a hangover is a headache.

Just like this moment.

Huang Long woke up in a daze, his eyes were dark, and he felt like his brain was about to explode.

After rubbing it, a fragrance came out.

Huang Long had doubts in his heart, so he took a soft piece of his hand, and then struggled hard for a while before he could see the light again, only to find that he had suddenly jumped out of Queen Mother Xi's arms.

Looking around at a loss, Taoist robes, wine bottles, magic weapons, etc. were scattered all over the floor. The phoenix robes that had been carefully prepared for Queen Mother Xi were pitifully thrown aside.

My mind is still a little confused.

Last night...

Let’s pretend it was last night. After the banquet was over and the guests dispersed, no one else was around, so the Queen Mother of the West was in high spirits!

She also went in to dance, but she danced more casually, or rather randomly.

At that time, I drank too much and my mind was not clear, so I took out the magic weapon used for disco. I originally planned to give it to the four mythical beasts when I left, so that they could use up their energy.

After that, I forgot which guy it was, and shouted "Get high", and then the scene exploded!

But this is too explosive!

Huang Long looked at the scene on the ground. He didn't know where the Golden Spirit Holy Mother's robe had been thrown. He exposed his white arms and held the Wudang Holy Mother in his arms.

Huang Long felt that if Mother Wudang woke up at this moment, her eyes would be dark.

Huh~

Wait, it’s dark.

Huang Long glanced at the proud part of the Queen Mother of the West and raised his eyebrows slightly. He seemed to understand why when he woke up, his eyes were dark and there was still a little fragrance.

So if what I feel in my head is this, then what I’m grasping is...

Huang Long glanced at the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, the Wudang Virgin, and the Baihua Fairy...

Forget it, it’s better not to know the answer, otherwise you may not live long.

However, does this count as experiencing the happiness of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl?

No, Queen Mother Xi’s happiness can be considered a wave of experience.

Speaking of which, why am I the only male in this hall?

Huanglong turned his head and looked around, seeing several large mountains outside in the distance.

Oh~

Come to think of it, the Enlightenment Beasts had a lot of fun, and they just revealed the original form, and it couldn’t fit in here.

I don’t know if he was kicked out by Xuannv or Queen Mother Xi!

Thinking of this, Huang Long felt inexplicably happier.

That’s despicable.

Eh, that’s not right.

Here, I am the only male.

When they wake up, will they castrate me?

Huang Long suddenly changed color, showing a look of panic, and subconsciously wanted to slip away, but he just took a step out of the door.

Suddenly a voice sounded from behind.

Huang Long turned around and saw the Queen Mother of the West waking up. Huang Long was stunned. Is there any mistake? You woke up now?

I haven’t even gone out yet!

No, speaking of it, I brewed this wine myself, and I know it best. Being able to get Da Luo drunk is the limit. If you want to get the quasi-sage drunk, you will have to get the quasi-sage drunk unless he is willing.

Moreover, immortals have the seventh consciousness, so even if they are drunk, they will get up on their own if there is danger.

It's just that this seventh sleep is more subtle, like a firewall, and the program is designed by the owner himself.

So, it’s fine if I stay in there, but if I leave, it triggers the firewall?

Queen Mother Xi was completely unaware of Huang Long's panic and yawned lazily. Then she did not dispel her drunkenness and remained half-drunk and half-awake. She looked at Huang Long and said, "There is still wine. Keep drinking. Let's continue playing music and dancing."

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"I don't know, I should have almost drunk it, but the Kunlun Mirror is brewing it quickly. And I will keep all the things that are used to make wine and put them in the spiritual spring. With merit, the spring can be used as a wine spring. In the future, the water in the spring will be wine.

."Huang Longdao.

It has to be said that the Queen Mother of the West went crazy just to drink.

Directly use the Kunlun Mirror to accelerate the law of time and simplify all waiting processes.

If the Law of Time had a spirit, it would not know how to feel if it knew that it was being used in this way.

"Are you leaving now?" Queen Mother Xi was stunned and sobered up instantly.

"Let's go!" Jiutian Xuannu, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened her eyes as if she heard a certain keyword.

"Yes. After all, I am a disciple of Kunlun and I want to return to my master's sect." Huang Long said, is this what makes Da Luo special?

Get drunk if you want, wake up if you want.

Schrödinger's drunkenness?

"That's right." Jiutian Xuannv nodded, showing a bit of confusion. Sooner or later, she would have to leave. Originally, she was just attending a peach party, so she had to leave.

But just leaving like this is a bit sudden.

"Are you leaving now?" Queen Mother Xi looked at Huang Long. A hundred years ago, she wished Huang Long would leave quickly, but now that Huang Long is really leaving, she is extremely reluctant to leave.

After he leaves, who will make wine for me in the future?

Who will prepare delicious food for me?

Who will do more tricks for me?

Who else can talk as well as him?

It made Xi and that little bitch so angry.

Happy.

When Xi He leaves, hanging that face on the door can ward off evil spirits.

Just here is enough to make the Queen Mother of the West happy for thousands of years.

If a person is good-looking and can talk, the key is that he can get things done.

There is not a single useful person in West Kunlun.

After thinking about it, an inexplicable emotion came over my heart, but after all, she was a quasi-sage. The Queen Mother of the West quickly dispelled this emotion and said: "I will always go back, but don't forget in the future, there are still people in West Kunlun

As a group of friends like us, if anything happens in the future, just ask Jin Peng to come to West Kunlun with a message. Don’t forget, you are our King Mu of West Kunlun!"

"King Mu of Zhou?" Huang Long was surprised, "When did I become King Mu of Zhou?"

"Before, when you were drunk, you said your name was Zhou Mu, Ao Zhou Mu, which was weird." Queen Mother of the West said.

When Huang Long heard this, he frowned and subconsciously looked at the sky. There was no loud noise or hitting me, so it should be fine.

Sure enough, if drinking causes trouble, the ancients will not deceive me.

You must never get drunk in the future. It's okay to say your name, but if you say anything else, it will kill someone.

But why does King Zhou Mu sound familiar?

"What's wrong? King Zhou Mu doesn't sound good? Then continue to call him Dragon King?" Queen Mother Xi looked at Huang Long and frowned, wondering.

"King Zhou Mu, just be King Zhou Mu, it doesn't matter." Huang Long shook his head and said, he has already said it, God didn't kill him, so let's leave it like this, deliberately concealing it, but it is weird.

"Okay, I'll take you into the treasury, and I promised to give you an innate spiritual treasure. Taking into account your ability to make wine and help me suppress Xi He, even one innate spiritual treasure is not enough." said the Queen Mother of the West.

As he spoke, he cut through the space and led Huanglong into the West Kunlun Treasure House.

As expected, the jewels and precious materials were placed in such a dazzling array that Huang Long couldn't open his eyes.

"I put all the precious metals that belong to gold in the West. You can take whatever you find useful. Then spiritual fruits such as flat peaches and yellow plums will be integrated into the world over time because they are too precious, so I use the Kunlun Mirror.

Pause time and store it in the Kunlun Mirror. If you want it, I will give you the Kunlun Mirror later." said the Queen Mother of the West.

"As for spiritual fruits, I really need them. Why don't you lend me six nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches to Jin Ling and Wudang, and then lend me three yellow plums," Huang Long said.

"If you want it, I'll give it to you. But it's specially given to Jin Ling and Wudang. Wudang is fine and useful. Jin Ling is on the edge of Daluo now, so eating flat peaches won't have much effect. There may be some hope for Huang Zhongli. I want it.

Why don't I give you six yellow plums?" said the Queen Mother of the West.

"No, this is not for them, but for them to take back and give to the three elders. I have stayed in West Kunlun for a long time. Master and the others have admitted new disciples. Master and uncle also have some conflicts. I need to go back

You may cause trouble, but you can't accidentally hurt your own people." Huang Long said.

"No problem. Whether it's yellow plums or flat peaches, I can give you as many as you want or have. If it doesn't work, I'll use the Kunlun Mirror to help you induce labor." Queen Mother of the West said, although she didn't know the situation in Huanglong, but if necessary, she

Unconditional support.

"Thank you so much, empress!" Huang Long thanked.

"They are all members of the family, so there is no need to thank you. And you deserve all of this. Choose the innate spiritual treasure." Queen Mother Xi patted Huang Long's shoulder grandly, then waved her sleeves, and several streams of light shone.
The shapes of swords, knives, pictures, sticks, and fans are faintly revealed.

"I don't have many innate spiritual treasures here. We have used the good ones ourselves. There are five pieces left now. Among them, the two dragon swords are good. They are capable of killing and are very powerful. They are good innate spiritual treasures.

, and the Mountain and River Picture, which contains a world, is also very good. The rest are relatively poor, but it may be that we don’t have the opportunity, you can see which one is suitable." said the Queen Mother of the West.

Huang Long looked at it, looking at the sword first, the picture, the Erlong Sword, the sword of Princess Long Ji, although it is not very famous, but it can be used as the sword of the princess of heaven, so its power is naturally not weak. The picture of mountains and rivers, there is a world in it, simple

Rough.

They are all very good.

No matter which one is suitable, it’s not a waste of effort.

But as he watched, Huang Long suddenly noticed a wooden whip lying quietly on the counter, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly.

It is three feet, six inches long and has twenty-one sections; each section has four talismans, for a total of 84 talismans.

How come it is so similar to the legendary whip?

But logically speaking, the whip should not be here.