I am immortal

Di Ting's voice fell, and there was still a bit of fatigue in it. Qi Wuhuo hummed and thanked him, and then his expression remained calm. He said hello to the residents of the town he passed by and asked what was going on in his heart. Di Ting said lazily: "Only I can do it."

"The Ten Palaces of Yama have agreed to allow these people who died in vain to go back and see their relatives for the last time."

"This is how to end the relationship."

"But you can't speak, you can't move, you can't communicate. In addition, this matter may be a bit serious."

"Qi Wuluo, your [Yin De] is probably completely exhausted. You'd better come to the Yin Division if you have time someday. If this can indeed make these souls feel more at ease, the Yin Division may consider This matter has been established as a rule in the past, allowing the dead to return to the world to meet their blood relatives on the seventh day after death."

"As for your parents and that gentleman..."

"Only the old bald Ksitigarbha knows where these souls go."

"But now this old bald man has been severely affected by the backlash. I'm afraid he won't be able to wake up for a while. You just have to wait."

Di Ting sat cross-legged in the city of Fu Shi, resting his chin on his palm, and said lazily: "That's all I know."

The young Taoist said: "Thank you sir."

Diting waved his hand casually and said, "What's the trouble? It's just a few casual words."

"If you really plan to thank me."

"It's better to go to the town today, buy some good wine and meat, and cook a table of good dishes -"

The action of listening suddenly paused.

There was an indescribable, creepy feeling emerging from his back, as if a palm soaked in ice water stretched out, and then gently pressed against his back, making his whole body feel... A trace of stiffness.

Di Ting raised his eyes slightly.

Then he thought deeply, and his spiritual vigilance was instantly heightened.

This spirit swept around and swept through the universe in an instant. This happened several times without noticing any danger, and then he breathed a sigh of relief——

It seems like I'm overthinking it.

But it is also.

Lao Tzu's magical power comes from innateness. Although all things have their own destiny and cannot be perfected, and their cultivation is ultimately only the peak of the Earth Immortal, when it comes to this way of perception, even an ordinary emperor cannot escape it. Listen carefully with both ears and count the six realms of reincarnation, gods, Buddhas, demons, and countless powerful ones.

But there are no more than one hand in the world that can surpass my innate magical powers!

What should I fear?

Qi Wuhuo, a young man with a small nose, would never be able to get them together.

After thinking so calmly, he laughed and said with relief:

"Cook a table of delicious dishes and wait for me."

"There aren't many good things to eat in this Yinsi Netherworld city."

"I've been here for a long time without anything to eat or drink, and I'm starting to have problems. But you know, I need good wine and good meat!"

Qi Wuhuo agreed.

Walking slowly all the way to the town, when a child sees him, he will stop and call him sir, and Qi Wuzhuo will return the greeting. Now this town is in Jinzhou, and Qi Wuzhuo will practice and settle down for a short time, and he will also take the place of teaching here. The husband went to teach the children how to read and write.

Taught reading and literature, taught how to play the piano and write, and also had fist and foot exercises.

……………………

"Ah...the clouds are so big and white."

Next to the sea of ​​clouds in the heaven, a girl in green clothes sat on the clouds. She stared at the flowing wind and clouds in front of her with wide eyes. She opened her mouth and let the wind, which was actually very fast, fly past her mouth and let out a ah ah ah ah. His voice was big and bright, looking at the scenery in front of him lazily and casually.

The old scalper was helpless, standing beside him with his arms around his shoulders.

His brows were always furrowed and he never let go.

There is only one thought in my mind——

Damn it!

Beidi personally recruited him!

Old cow, I overturned the Buddhist kingdom of Medicine Master Glazed Light Tathagata and ran all the way to the North Pole Ziwei. Only then did I get the blessing of the North Pole Ziwei Emperor. This thing is considered a [voucher], but this time it is the North Pole. Emperor Ziwei personally issued a warning to the little Taoist priest.

Okay.

The little Taoist priest immediately became warped.

Old scalper has a big brain. Although I, Old Niu, was a demon king who was messing around in the demon world when I was young, but, the job in the heaven is quite stable. Why are you doing this, Wuhuo?

The old scalper who was about to return to heaven when Qi Wuzhuo landed in the demon world and beat up the giant spirit god had no big problem with Qi Wuzhu not coming to heaven. Now the old scalper is most worried in his heart. , and it is another thought that cannot be discussed with Zhinu and Yun Zhiyi.

"What to do with these two children?"

The old scalper was biting a piece of grass in his mouth and frowning——

The current Wuhuo is a subordinate of Houtu Emperor.

What about Yunqin?

That was the son of Northern Emperor, the great-granddaughter of Northern Emperor Ziwei.

It's just a matter of entering the Heaven without Huo. After receiving the name of this Zhenwu, everyone knows that this Zhenwu is the confidant of the Northern Emperor Ziwei. When the time comes, it will be natural and logical for him to become a Taoist couple with the girl who was once the Northern Emperor's son. incident, directly became the reserve force of Arctic Emperor Ziwei's right-hand man.

And now Qi Wuhuo is a trusted disciple of Hou Tu, the rebel emperor.

Yunqin is a blood relative of the Arctic Emperor, the most majestic person in heaven.

This is grandma’s!

How did this grandma become a Taoist couple? !

The two powerful juniors, the strongest in Heaven and the strongest against Heaven, became Taoist couples. The Jade Emperor was afraid that he would have to stand up with his sword on the spot.

Then he slashed it down with a sword.

Wait, are you going to rebel? ! !

Isn't this a joke? !

Thinking about it, the old scalper felt that his head was numb, numb, numb. When he kicked over the old bald pharmacist and ran through the Buddha Kingdom, he once broke through the Lei Department and was hacked. Well, he wasn't so numb even in the dark. His head was spinning for several days until it started to smoke, and he finally thought of a way.

Unless the Jade Emperor personally nodded and used these two extreme Taoists to ease the conflict between Houtu and Tianjie.

Not only will this not affect the prestige of several people, it will even make the gods and gods in the sky breathe a sigh of relief. Yu and Yu don't need to fight, and everyone's mood will instantly brighten. Even the old scalpers can imagine that if that day comes. If so, the congratulatory gift might not have to be packed in a sack.

Hehe, when the time comes, Lao Niu, I will have a sack on my left hand and a sack on my right hand.

Inside the sack are the Qiankun bag and the mustard container.

Inside the Qiankun bag is still the Qiankun bag.

The big one covers the small one, and in the end there are all kinds of natural and earthly treasures.

From south to north, from Doube to Leibu, the immortals and gods who will send congratulatory gifts will probably have to line up in a row. Even if the upper-level immortals and gods in each department are unhappy, they feel that this contradiction has been alleviated, and their There are fewer opportunities, but for the sake of face, I will still send a large amount of congratulatory gifts honestly.

At that time, I can count from day to day.

I just sat on the baby and counted the cows until their hooves cramped.

The old scalper was thinking about it, and his mouth was watering as he thought about it.

Immediately thinking about the current situation, I felt as if I had been hit by a sap on the back of my head, as if all the treasures that were about to be dealt with had disappeared, and I felt very distressed.

But no matter how much you think about it, you know that this is absolutely impossible.

How can this be?

That was the reincarnation of Haotian, the Great Heavenly Lord.

But the girl over there didn't care at all, her smile was pure and her eyes were calm.

The old scalper sighed and simply didn't care anymore. He leaned over and asked, "Yunqin."

"Huh? Uncle Niu?"

"Yunqin, have you been in contact with Wuhuo recently?"

"Huh? Not yet. Wuhu has just broken through and is in the process of stabilizing. However, there are indeed many interesting things to tell him." The girl pressed Yunxia with both hands and shook her legs. : "For example, that ritual is boring, and the Supreme Judiciary said that [Zhenwu despises the rules of heaven and should be punished], and that Zhenwu."

Yunqin's eyes lit up:

"Wow, such a big ritual can be lifted off!"

"Thanks to him, I have saved myself a lot of trouble!"

"I declare that Zhenwu and Beidizi are the perfect match. Hum, they must both hate the rituals of heaven. If I can see them, Fairy Yunqin must bow to them. Thank you. The two of them abandoned their rituals, saved my fairy's legs and feet, and stayed there for several hours without even breathing."

The old scalper choked.

I didn't know what to say for a while.

He felt that one day he would have a piece of valuable bezoar stuck in his internal organs.

You two look docile, respectful, honest, and well-behaved.

But if two people are put on the same scale and called the same name, I'm afraid they have to be 80% rebellious.

The old scalper suddenly began to worry about the future. If these two little guys grow up in the future, thousands of years later, they will also be called the true king of this side, and the emperor of that side will also accept a disciple. Don't worry. Another guy who [directly ignored the imperial edict].

Maybe because he saw two people who broke the ritual in a short period of time, the old scalper actually felt that this didn't seem to be a big deal.

That’s all.

At worst, there will be another ritual.

As long as there is no one in the future who directly breaks through the ritual and disrupts the grand event.

Lao Niu comforted himself in his heart, and then said: "However, when you and Wuhuo meet next time, call me Uncle Niu. Uncle Niu, I also have some things that I need to talk to Wuhuo more about."

"Ah? Okay!"

Yun Qin agreed immediately, then thought about it and said, "Forget it, in that case, let's go now."

She held up her hands, stood up on the clouds, and clapped her hands.

The old scalpers were stunned: "So fast?!"

The girl spread her arms and faced the clouds with a bright smile: "I saw the clouds flowing and the heaven and earth being lovely, so I suddenly missed him."

"Since I have thought of him, I just went to see him!"

The old scalper was dumbfounded.

Suddenly I heard a chuckle and said, "It's quite cool and calm."

The old scalper turned around and saw the handsome Zuo Fuxingjun standing there with a gentle smile. When he saw Yunqin, he bowed slightly and said with a smile: "Little girl Yunqin, it's been a long time."

Yun Qin returned the greeting: "Uncle Zuo Fuxingjun."

Zuo Fuxingjun was helpless, but he just smiled and said:

"Yunqin wants to go down to the mortal world to meet that...that Qi Wuzhuo, right?"

"yes."

Yun Qin answered, and then as if he thought of something, the girl in green shrank her neck and said as if after realizing it:

"Ah, this, I, am I saying that... I am still in confinement..."

"?"

The girl looked like she was going to do something bad and was caught red-handed.

Lord Zuo Fuxing couldn't help but laugh and said: "No, but if you want to go down to earth, you must be accompanied by us."

The girl Yunqin made a sound.

Lord Zuo Fuxing smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, it happens that the Northern Emperor is also going to descend to earth."

"I'm just accompanying you all the way."

"Well, Yun Qin, do you want to change your clothes? After all, I want to meet that person."

The girl replied: "Ah, who is it? Wuhu?"

"If I want to see Wu Huo, I can wear whatever I want. Even if I just wear these clothes, I am still me."

Zuo Fuxingjun said with a smile: "However, since we are meeting the elders this time, it would be better for Yunqin to bring some gifts."

Yun Qin suddenly understood, nodded, and said: "Meet the elders?!"

"I see!"

Seeing the girl leaving briskly, Mr. Zuo Fuxing smiled and turned slightly to look at the old scalper, whose eyes were deep and the smile disappeared. The old scalper looked at the former with a deep aura, and he was a very high level true king. At least he can check and balance with Lord Zuo Fuxing, he said thoughtfully:

"Is it Mr. Beidi who wants to see him personally?"

"Also, Beidi personally said that he wants to take Yunqin with him?"

Zuo Fuxingjun is all the way.

The old scalper took a deep breath and said: "I understand, Master Bei, he is really Master Bei..."

He let out a long sigh and said: "The seal is sealed, Anji is retreating, Wu Huo has a very close relationship with Empress Houtu."

"Let's make him a real warrior."

"It's a reconciliation with Empress Houtu. One is inside and the other is outside. The two merge into one to balance the Antarctic."

"Next time, Wu Huo is sealed in the sky, like a proton, holding Empress Hou Tu hostage to stabilize her."

"And now, if Wuhu doesn't accept Zhenwu, will he choose Yunqin?"

Beidi is fair and cold, but the old scalper doesn't think that Beidi is cold-faced, kind-hearted, and doesn't know how to use methods.

With such a high position and existence for such a long time, it is difficult to accurately measure their good and evil.

Lord Zuo Fuxing smiled and said nothing, but said:

"The emperor's heart is like the stars in the sky, like the sun scanning the sky. How do we know?"

The old scalper raised his eyebrows, looked at Mr. Zuo Fuxing in front of him, stretched out his hand to hold his palm, and a gem flew quietly into Mr. Zuo Fuxing's sleeve. He smiled brightly and said, "You're an old scalper, I'm too talkative. Let me ask, does this mean that they will become a Taoist couple to alleviate the current hidden dangers, like the so-called [political marriage] in the world?"

Zuo Fuxingjun couldn't stop laughing and could only say: "Maybe."

"In the past, the young Taoist priest had no way of making the Northern Emperor think so highly of him."

"Even if it's handed down personally from the Supreme Being, it's still not heavy enough."

"If he enters the North Pole and becomes a Zhenwu, the Northern Emperor will probably let him have a relationship with Miss Yunqin, so as to ensure his deployment. The North Pole family cannot be nepotistic; but now, he is not allowed to be a Zhenwu, but he is in a relationship with the giant spirit. He is well-known among the gods and other generals, and he is under the command of Empress Houtu; but he also has value and qualifications as the goal of this marriage."

Zuo Fuxingjun also thinks so.

The old scalper grunted twice, and then said: "Have you asked them two?"

Zuo Fuxingjun smiled and asked: "Is this important?"

The old scalper said: "It's very important."

"If you follow the trend and ask them, it is their decision that benefits the heavens and the earth."

"Not just a chess piece of Beidi."

"After all, he is my nephew, so he is still very concerned about this matter!"

Suddenly a faint voice said: "What if the chess pieces get married?"

The old scalper sneered: "No big deal, I'll go to heaven instead!"

"Damn it, the old cow has rebelled!"

"Tell them that there is something called escape from marriage in this world."

Just as he finished speaking, he saw Lord Zuo Fuxing in front of him change his expression and his mouth trembled a little, saying: "Ahem, fellow Taoist, Taoist couple and marriage are different, you have to distinguish clearly, do you understand? "

He shook his hand and threw it away as if it was on fire, and the piece of jade fell directly into Lao Niu's arms.

The old scalper was stunned for a moment.

Immediately I understood something.

He stiffened up, holding the jade in his hands, and laid the bricks stiffly. He could almost hear the creaking sound of bones and muscles twisting. He turned his head little by little and saw Arctic, who was wearing a black robe, holding a folding fan, and tied his hair with a jade crown, with a cold temperament. Emperor Ziwei said calmly:

"If I regard these two as pawns."

"so what?"

Old scalper: "…………"