I am immortal

Qi Wuhuo felt the mirror change again.

After reopening the [circular light manifestation method], what appeared in front of me was the face of the old scalper, as if he had squeezed into the mirror in one breath. His face was full of enthusiasm and he said: "Wuhuo, Wuhuo, listen to Uncle Niu explain!"

The young Taoist laughed dumbly and said: "Uncle Niu, please slow down, there is no need to be in such a hurry."

The old scalper took a breath and briefly explained the matter. Then he patted his chest and said, "Leave these matters to Uncle Cowherd!"

"Really, you believe me!"

The young Taoist sat on a wooden chair and said, "Uncle Niu, do you really want it?"

When the old scalper saw the young Taoist, he hesitated and said, "I want it very much."

The young Taoist laughed and said, "Then I'll give it to you."

The old scalper breathed a sigh of relief, and then promised: "Don't worry, leave this matter to Uncle Niu. The Emperor of Heaven will definitely not lose your money. Do you know how many people in heaven, even though they are in heaven, are cultivators?" The reason is ordinary, and in the end, it will just end up leaving the heavenly palace, falling into the human world or other realms, and finding a pure place to live in seclusion."

"They have always spared no effort in these matters."

"Lao Niu, I have a way in Tushita Palace."

"I can get you a lot of miraculous medicines!"

The young Taoist laughed and said: "Elixirs are only used to replenish oneself. If you are attached to it, it will harm [cultivation]. What we practice is ourselves. If there are too many external forces, it is not a good thing. Besides, , I can also make elixirs myself, so I don’t need the panacea anymore.”

The old scalper was speechless, thought for a while, and then said: "Old bull, I also have a way at the Chuli Hall of the White Tiger Supervisor Shenjun in the west."

"How about I give you a magic weapon instead?"

Qi Wuhuo said: "My current cultivation level is not even close to the innate energy."

"Uncle Niu, if you give me a magic weapon, I can't move it."

Lao Niu said again: "Lao Niu, I still have a way to find the Jade Girl in Pixiang Palace. How about I find two boys to serve you?"

The young Taoist shook his head repeatedly: "Uncle Niu, you don't have to do this."

The old scalper said: "But the emperor's money was really a lot that day, really."

"Such a lot of money."

"Even if Lao Niu shamelessly goes to the True Monarch Taiyin in Guanghan Palace and asks for a palace maid, it won't be a problem."

"I don't want this, I don't want that, what do you want?"

The young Taoist laughed, thought for a while, and said:

"Then Uncle Lao Niu will exchange all these Heavenly Emperor's money for the materials needed to cultivate the foundation of spiritual beasts."

The old scalper choked: "All?"

"Um."

The young Taoist caressed the bird egg with his fingers. His own spirit felt that although the vitality in the egg was tenacious, it was not very strong. He sensed that the spirit came closer, and he could faintly feel the touch through the egg shell. , couldn't help but smile, and said in a gentle tone: "I want it to live."

The old scalper slowly exhaled and said, "Okay."

"I see……"

"I'll give you, everything, in exchange for what you want."

Immediately, the old scalper took out a lot of jade stones, carved a knife, and burned an "ancient jade slip" as before. Its name was - the second fragment of "Wuhuo Daojun's Mysterious Dharma Chapter", and let him Qi Wuhuo wrote his own words on it. The young Taoist put his pen down, thought for a while, and wrote down:

Senior Sister Yu Guan...

But as soon as the words "Senior Sister" were written, they disappeared.

As for the two words Yumiao, Qi Wuhuo could only think of them in his mind, but he could not put them into writing.

Finally, I had to write it down——

[Completed by Yu Guanjian Canon at the age of sixteen]

He glanced at the girl in red who came over curiously, with big, black eyes, and then added:

【As a gift to an old friend】

So the girl laughed, pulled Uncle Niu's sleeves, and said, "Uncle Niu, look."

"I am included in every code!"

……………………

Qi Wuhuo finished the [Round Light Appearance Method], gently touched the bird egg with his fingers, and asked curiously: "Peacock Maharaja? Do you actually have such a heel?"

The creature inside the egg seemed confused.

The young Taoist's spirit is clear, but the life inside the bird's egg is blank.

So it accepted this name as a matter of course.

Everything is so pure.

Even through the eggshell, this weak creature was very fond of the young Taoist's sexual aura. Qi Wuhuo thought about it for a moment, pulled out a Taoist book, and gave it to the young Taoist. The peacock inside chanted.

The old scalper finished the remaining chapter and made dozens of copies in one go!

Immediately, the cow didn't stop and went straight to the Temple of Wealth.

He raised his leg and kicked open the door of the Temple of Wealth. The God of Wealth's status is highly valued in the human world, but in the heavenly world, his status is about the level of Xingjun. The old scalper is thick-skinned and good at dealing. He can make money with many connections, and his status He is half a grade below the God of Wealth, but he is very familiar with the God of Wealth.

There was a loud clang.

The God of Wealth, who was wiping his potted plants and watering the green bamboo, was startled and his hands shook.

A green bamboo brush turned into gold.

The water spilled from the kettle turned into pearls.

The God of Wealth hesitated: "I didn't control it..."

Immediately, he carefully put down the kettle in his hand and carefully lifted up the hem of his clothes to prevent the priest from losing control and causing the jade clothes to become jade-like.

He turned around, breathed a sigh of relief, and then became furious:

"Damn scalper, what are you doing here? If you come to bother me again, do you believe I will cut you into pieces and put you in a pot to cook meat?"

Huang Niu waved his hand to the maid Tao Tong to move away, then he put his arms around the God of Wealth's neck and said, "I have a way here."

The God of Wealth looked at him and said contemptuously:

"Do you think I'm short of money?"

The old scalper smiled honestly: "I think you are short of [Emperor's Money]."

The God of Wealth stagnated.

"That's true..."

……………………

A moment later, Huang Niu walked out of the Seventy-Two Halls of Heaven with several documents he had exchanged from the God of Wealth. He threw dice and made a bet with the Nantianmen Zhentian Marshal, and then drank and bragged with the four deputies of the Heavenly Kings. , and felt very uncomfortable, secretly thinking about the money that could be obtained from this business.

Imagine the young Taoist saying ‘I want to let it live. ’

Are all the Emperor’s money thrown away?

That old cow, I will directly share all your profits with others. Don't regret it, little Taoist priest.

So he sighed with emotion.

The old cow had to take action.

Money is easy to talk about, but the Emperor's money is extraordinary.

So he smashed open the cave of the Nine-headed Lion Yuanzun, took three drops of blood from the Nine-headed Lion Yuanzun who shook his head angrily after being woken up, kicked open the home of Manjushri Bodhisattva, and ate the ground. After helping the good-tempered Bodhisattva resolve the three-hundred-year-long sacrifice, he went to have a relationship with the green lion and exchanged a ray of vitality from the green lion.

Yunlou Palace, Wuhao Palace, Tonghua Palace, Guanghan Palace, Zhuque Palace and Qionghua Palace all have old friends.

Baoguang Hall, Tongming Hall, Chuli Hall, Tianwang Hall, Pixiang Hall, Lingguan Hall, all are friends.

Lao Niu found his way from the east to the west, and then from the south to the north. Among the four spirits, the Qinglong Mengzhang Divine Lord, the White Tiger Supervisor Divine Lord, the Suzaku Lingguang Divine Lord, and the Xuanwu Zhiming Divine Lord, although they are of extremely high character. Gao, I can't afford to offend him, but I can also get some residual energy from these gods' deputies, such as feathers that retreated.

It can be said that he has exhausted all his hard work and is worthy of the young Taoist's words.

I was just sighing, although I was not happy to go to the west, after thinking about it, I gritted my teeth and decided to go to the Buddhist world of lust, which is both good and evil, [Great Self-Heaven], and ask him for one of his mounts [Golden Wing Jia] The feathers of Lou Luo were used as a headdress, but just after leaving the Nantianmen, riding in the clouds and mist for half a day, I saw a monk, standing on a lotus platform, wearing Buddhist robes, holding a medicine container with priceless beads in his left hand, and forming the seal of the three realms in his right hand. Wait at the front.

The monk looked at the ox with a half-smile.

"Xiao Niu, do you want to go back to the West?"

"The Medicine Master Glazed Light Tathagata?!"

Huang Niu's face stiffened, and he almost turned around and ran away. He turned into his true form, stepped on the galaxy, and rushed away like a mad bull. At the same time, he found that the old monk was leisurely beside him. Two strands of white beard flew back, and with a smile, the old scalper couldn't help but cursed:

"why is it you again?!!!"

"You sick old bald man!!"

"You have been squatting like an old cow since you were a Bodhisattva. After you became a Buddha, you still squatted with me for a fucking hundred years, eighteen hundred years! I can't even go out! All the brothers down the mountain are I feel like I have drawn a clear line with them after I attained the right path, Lao Niu, and my reputation has become stinky!"

"Really, I fucking beg you, please let me go, okay? You've become a fucking Buddha, and you're just blocking my door, old cow."

"You need some face!"

The monk smiled gently and said, "I'm just waiting for you to look back."

"The poor monk never took action."

Immediately he thought to himself:

"When I think about all the lotus flowers I have raised for so long being eaten by you, I feel that you have to keep them at my house."

"You can't give other cattle a cheaper price."

"Besides, I also want to eat lotus seeds."

"You didn't leave even one for the poor monk. That's too much."

The scalper's hair was about to explode, and he cursed loudly, showing off his old demon style:

"Then I'll pull it out for you!"

The monk nodded and said with a smile: "Then you can do it now."

The old scalper didn't spit out a breath and almost choked himself to death.

He only ran all the way on this galaxy, running wildly, heading straight to Nantianmen without stopping, but who knew that he missed one step, and today Nantianmen closed early.

Lao Niu was so blessed that he shouted:

"Great Heavenly Lord Yuqing, you are a fool. Help! Help!!"

It's okay not to say it, but the door still left a little room. After saying this sentence, it closed directly with a clang, shutting the old scalper out directly, and then pressed a gentle hand on the old scalper's head. The old scalper was so wild-tempered. The old demons all paused, and the kind-faced old monk behind him first bowed towards the Nantian Gate and Fuli Sky, his expression extremely respectful and polite.

Then he smiled and said:

"You are now a star officer under the Northern Emperor of Heaven. The Northern Emperor is the leader of all the war gods inside and outside the six realms. I can't touch you either."

"Come on, Little Niu Niu, talk to me about Buddhism for a while."

"I'll test how well you study..."

"I just want to see if you have learned my method in your head besides eating my lotus."

The corners of the old scalper's mouth twitched, and he looked up to the sky and sighed:

"His grandma's stinky bald boy, why don't you let me go?!"

"Because I always feel that you have the connection with my Buddha."

"That sentence means that you are destined to be my Buddha."

"I'll curse you to death!"

"The poor monk doesn't have long hair, and he looks like a bald man. It's natural for you to say that I'm bald. How can you be scolding me?"

"If you were to be more rigorous, you should say that I am an old bald man, or a wrinkled old bald man."

The old scalper lost his temper: "You!!!"

The skinny old monk smiled and held the head of the huge ox as big as a mountain with one hand.

Turn around.

Just drag him away.

He paused for a moment, then turned around and said seriously: "Do you want to tell that little girl of yours?"

"Aren't you going back for dinner today?"

The old scalper rolled his eyes:

"roll."

"Okay, let's go together."

………………

Yun Qin drove Yun Zhou all the way to the Shangqing Library.

Holding sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

She had eaten quite a bit, and she just found it sweet and liked it.

Thinking of the middle-aged Taoist priest with whom he had an agreement, he was very generous and prepared to give some. However, when he entered the Shangqing Library Pavilion, he saw Qingyang Miaodao Tianjun already sitting there, and how could he Seeing that she could no longer find the way upstairs, the girl suddenly thought of what the handsome middle-aged Taoist had said with a smile, and she suddenly realized:

"If you can see it, give it a gift."

"It's all about doing nothing."

"It's also the dharma of dependence. Dependent origination and cessation."

"So now, the fate has ended, so we can't meet each other?"

"Meeting is fate, turning around is fate."

"We meet when fate arises, and we should separate when fate breaks up. It's natural."

The girl thought, and suddenly sighed with regret:

"what a pity."

She stretched out her hand and took a sweet-scented osmanthus cake and put it into her mouth. She only felt it was sweet:

"You are out of luck."

"You are not allowed to eat my sweet-scented osmanthus cake."