I Am In Charge of Myriad Realms Bank

At the beginning, when Donkey Saner was a little donkey, he was just a domestic donkey pulling the mill. Because the old donkey in that family was exhausted, even though he was a little donkey, he had to be forced by the hostess to pull the mill. .

Working day and night, until one day, it was also dying, almost exhausted.

The hostess of that family decided to kill it and eat the meat!

Zhang Zhu's master passed by and spent a little gold to save it. Then Lv San'er followed Zhang Zhu's master, and after Zhang Zhu's master died, he followed Zhang Zhu.

It originally thought that it would be a matter of time before the master and apprentice pair died with its lifespan?

result……

Now it takes another 100,000 years!

Where are you going to reason?

"Donkey, I'm very angry now."

Lv San'er looked at the third-rank shadow guard in front of him, and said, "I want to kill someone!"

"Let me see if you, a third-rank shadow guard, are worthy of your name! Can you really kill a half-step earth venerable!"

"you……"

"How is this possible? You turned out to be a half-step earth venerable!"

Even now, the third-rank shadow guard still couldn't believe it. Although he wasn't in a panic, this incident disrupted his plan!

"Nothing is impossible."

Donkey San'er said, "Old donkey, my life was saved. To repay my kindness, I can only do this."

"More importantly..."

"When I was rescued, I wasn't that strong. After so many years, I didn't even think that I would break through to the half-step earthly venerable!"

"Zhang Zhu's master must have seen that I am very talented, not an ordinary donkey, so he saved me!"

"It's really a good idea!"

Hearing this, this third-rank shadow guard should be stunned.

I didn't expect there to be such a relationship!

Because it is impossible to know this origin!

"Whoosh!"

The next moment, he narrowed his eyes, took a hard look at Zhang Zhu and Lv San'er, then turned and left.

"Want to run?"

"Fight and run!"

Donkey San'er flashed his figure, followed closely, and quickly overtook him: "A two-legged man, how could you outrun a four-legged one?"

"Donkey San'er, you are not my opponent, don't ask for trouble!"

The shadow guard's face darkened.

Although he can kill a half-step earth lord, it doesn't mean he can kill all half-step earth lords!

After all, he is not a strong person in the earth respect realm!

Just a half-step earth venerable!

More importantly, once a fight broke out, the problem might not be resolved in a short period of time. When Zhang Zhu returned to the Wanjie Bank and got some weird means, he just wanted to leave...

I can't go away!

"Who said your donkey is not your opponent? Don't be too arrogant!"

As Lu San'er spoke, his figure flashed, and then the shadow guard saw a donkey's butt facing him, and his pupils shrank immediately!

The opponent's speed is too fast!

"Buzz!"

Then, in an instant, there was a strong surge of holy power in his hands, and a thick shield of holy power was condensed on his hands, ready to block the opponent's hooves!

after all……

For donkeys, the most powerful way to attack is to kick back!

He dare not underestimate it!

However at this moment...

"Boom!"

A muffled thunder sounded.

"wrong!"

"It's not Menlei! It's... it's... fart!"

"you……"

"Ahem..."

What this third-rank shadow guard never expected was that Lu San'er, who was half-step earthly respected, actually farted at him...!

this……

Is there a bit of a master demeanor?

More importantly, he seems a little dizzy now? ! !

"I haven't smelled my own fart in ages! Can you tell me what my fart smells like now?"

At this moment, Lu San'er's voice rang in the ears of the third-rank shadow guard.

"you……"

"puff!"

The next moment, the third-rank shadow guard was about to speak, and at the same time used his holy power to defend, but... his heart was blocked, and then a mouthful of blood spewed out!

"You...you have poison in your fart!"

His face was full of horror, his eyes were blurred, and he couldn't even see what Lv San'er looked like. He could only vaguely see this old donkey who didn't have a donkey's face, but was half-stepped to respect his strength, turning his head and smiling at him. !

The smile is as bright as a chrysanthemum!

"puff!"

Immediately afterwards, he felt a heavy blow to his heart.

"Crack!"

There was a sudden bone shattering sound in the chest, and then two blood holes appeared.

Donkey San'er obviously didn't dare to be careless, knowing that he used his wisdom to hit this third-rank shadow guard by surprise, so he must seize this opportunity!

Defeat the enemy with one blow!

It did it!

"puff!"

"puff!"

...

This third-rank shadow guard flew out backwards, like a kite with a broken string.

His heart was kicked through abruptly!

He even felt his heart almost burst!

"Boom!"

Soon, his body slid across the ground for several thousand meters, and finally hit a huge lightning stone before stopping.

"You... despicable... shameless... shameless..."

This third-rank shadow guard felt extremely aggrieved, he had never been so aggrieved in his life!

As a result, his eyes were full of ferocity at this moment, staring at Donkey San'er, as if he wanted to swallow him alive!

"hey-hey……"

"Just have fun!"

Lv San'er smiled and said, "Do you know how many people are vying to smell my fart?"

"My fart has been held back for a whole 1,000 years!"

"I have always had a hunch that once this fart comes out, it will definitely shake the world!"

"The effect is amazing!"

"Sure enough! It didn't disappoint me! Haha..."

At this time, Zhang Zhu was covering his mouth and nose, and kept away, because Lv San'er's fart was really smelly, and it lingered for a long time, as if it was stuck to his body!

1000 years ago, he still remembers the fart of Lv San'er, which forcefully made him vomit for three days and three nights, until all the bile was vomited out!

So, the moment he saw Lv Saner farting this time, he dodged and hid far away.

at this time……

He saw that the reptiles with a radius of hundreds of thousands of miles all twitched and died, and even the fish hiding in the water turned their stomachs over and died thoroughly.

Passing by this area, I heard the movement of the battle, and wanted to take a look at it from a distance. As a spectator, a monster tribe accidentally inhaled a mouthful of "gas that shouldn't be inhaled", and then didn't hold on, and soon died of poisoning. die.

"Buzz!"

There was even a spectator who activated the holy power defense in time, and as a result, this fart was able to penetrate the holy power!

Terrible!

This caused the spectator to vomit uncontrollably, took a large amount of antidote, but still vomited it all out, and finally... hiccup!

"You... poof..."

Hearing Lv San'er's wild laughter, the third-rank shadow guard wanted to say something, but he was poisoned and died. He vomited his last mouthful of blood and died completely.

At this time, his face was blue, his seven orifices were bleeding, and he was extremely miserable...