I Am In Charge of Myriad Realms Bank
Volume I_Chapter 1521 A little disgusting, like mourning a concubine
"Wu Lu!"
"It's you!"
The moment King Kong saw the person coming, his eyes opened angrily, and he wanted to rush up with two big hammers, but at this moment, Donkey San'er suddenly stretched his legs.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
...
King Kong staggered and almost fell to the ground, then turned around and glared, just about to speak, Lu San'er spoke first, "Are you stupid?"
"So many people, can you beat them? Are you rushing to die?"
"How do you know I can't beat it?"
King Kong immediately refused to accept it, and said: "I guarantee that I can replace three with all my might!"
"You haven't even touched a woman, and you want to die?"
"At the very least, you have to pass on the family line before you die, right? Otherwise, you're too unfilial!"
Donkey San'er said angrily.
"you……"
King Kong didn't refute this, because he also accepted the idea: there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no descendants is the greatest!
The last wish of his parents before they died was also to allow their family to continue!
"But……"
"I……"
For a while, King Kong stuttered twice, thinking, and fell into some kind of entanglement.
The enemies surrounding them obviously didn't expect Lv San'er and King Kong to get angry, their faces were strange, and they didn't know whether to go up or wait.
Wu Lu's complexion turned black even more.
These two guys, when he doesn't exist?
He just wanted to ridicule a few words, after all planning for so long, the fish finally took the bait, the result?
The other party didn't give him a chance to speak at all!
After Lv San'er and King Kong finished fighting each other, he was afraid that the two guys would pick each other up again, so he hurriedly looked at Zhang Zhu and said, "Master, it's not too late to join my shadow guard now."
"For the sake of the relationship between you and me as a master and apprentice, I can give you another chance."
"How? Do you want to think about it?"
"From now on, you are no longer my apprentice."
Zhang Zhu said, "You don't have to call me Master, I sound a bit disgusting."
"hehe……"
Hearing this, Wu Lu narrowed his eyes slightly, then laughed out loud, and said, "Master Zhang is still Master Zhang, and his temper has not changed as expected."
"So, are you going to give up this opportunity?"
"I'm curious."
Zhang Zhu asked back, "Among the shadow guards are all disgusting people like you?"
"you……"
Wu Lu's complexion suddenly sank. He was not very magnanimous in the first place. He just wanted to pretend to be a magnanimous person, but Zhang Zhu didn't show any face. Zhang Zhu, do you want to seek death for a disciple like you?"
"Is it worth it?"
At this moment, his words no longer have any respect, only anger!
"It doesn't matter whether it's worth it or not. The important thing is that I'm sick of people like you. We need to clean up the door."
Zhang Zhu replied calmly.
"you!!!"
Hearing this, Wu Lu clenched his fists for an instant, and then his face was ferocious. He was about to give the order to attack, and then suddenly thought of something, and then laughed, and said, "Zhang Zhu, you are deliberately irritating me and letting me show my flaws. Right?"
"You think too much."
Zhang Zhu said indifferently: "Wu Lu, you are quite capable and talented, but you have a fatal flaw."
"That is……"
"Like being smart!"
"Now you're playing smart again."
"Pretending to be smart?"
"yes?"
"It's this smart person in your eyes who surrounded you!"
Wu Lu said coldly: "The lives of the three of you are all under my control at this moment, what qualifications do you have to judge me?"
"And...kill the three of you, and I will be the leader of the shadow guards of the seventh heaven!"
"Qi Ye may even help me become a third-rank shadow guard!"
"I'm curious."
Zhang Zhu didn't answer, but asked curiously, "How do your subordinates avoid gray nematodes?"
"Want to know?"
Wu Lu twitched the corner of his mouth, showing a wicked smile, and said, "I won't tell you. Haha..."
"Are you angry?"
"I'm mad at your sister!"
Donkey San'er poked his ass straight out, and then let out the fart that he had been holding back for more than ten days: "Pfft!"
Its movements are smooth and flowing, and the whole process is extremely fast.
Everyone couldn't react at all, and the stinky fart was released.
"!!!"
Seeing this, Zhang Zhu and King Kong's expressions changed drastically, and they turned around and wanted to run away.
The surrounding shadow guards also frowned, vaguely aware that something was wrong, and defended with all their strength, but at the same time, they didn't expect that Lu San'er would adopt such a rogue style of play.
"Ok?"
Immediately, Zhang Zhu and King Kong discovered a problem: Lv San'er's stinky fart did not attack as indiscriminately as before.
Instead, he shot towards the shadow guards around him!
"this……"
At this moment, Chen Fan and Yan Ruyu, who were watching Zhang Zhu and Lu San'er's perspective, were stunned.
Donkey San'er seems to be different from others? Fighting with farts?
And can you play with your fart?
"This... seems to be a combat technique?"
Yan Ruyu asked uncertainly.
The next moment, before Chen Fan could answer, they saw that the gas released from Lv San'er's buttocks shot towards the vital parts of the shadow guards around him like an air blade.
"Buzz!"
At this moment, the shadow guard standing next to Wu Lu suddenly stretched out his palm, and the terrifying holy power came overwhelming, trying to block all the air blades!
"First Grade Earth Venerable!"
As soon as this person made a move, everyone judged his strength!
really!
Wu Lu came prepared!
"Ok?"
This first-rank earth venerable thought that if he made a move, he would definitely frighten Zhang Zhu and the others. After all, his strength had reached the level of a first-rank earth venerable. What happened?
Donkey San'er's buttocks were facing him, and he couldn't see the expression on the donkey's face.
Zhang Zhu and King Kong looked strange, but they didn't see any panic. What's going on?
Things didn't seem to be going in the direction he expected?
"boom!"
"boom!"
...
In the next moment, when the air blade released by Lv San'er touched the holy power he urged, it suddenly exploded, and then...
A strange scene appeared!
These gases seem to have a terrifying viscosity, sticking to his holy power, not only that, but also able to spread along his holy power and come towards his body!
"this……"
"what's the situation?"
Although he didn't know what happened, this first-rank earth venerable knew that he must not let these weird "farts" touch him!
He shot with all his strength and exhausted all means.
But he found that he still couldn't stop the gas from spreading towards his body!
"Whoosh!"
Helpless, he directly cut off the connection between these holy power and the main body, and at the same time grabbed Wu Lu and another shadow guard beside him and quickly retreated to avoid this weird "fart"!
"puff!"
"puff!"
...
The next moment, Lv San'er's figure flashed, and when he reappeared in the same place, all the shadow guards around who hadn't escaped in time were all killed.
Not one left.
"this……"
Seeing this scene, Wu Lu finally came to his senses, and his expression was extremely pale.
Before the fight started, most of the casualties were on his side?
How could this be? ! !
"This fart doesn't smell bad, it won't kill you."
Lv San'er's voice came immediately, and then looked at Zhang Zhu and King Kong who were covering their mouths and noses, and said, "I didn't hold it for long this time, so don't worry."
"I just lied to them just now."
"I didn't expect them to be fooled."
"A bunch of idiots."
"Zhang Zhu, you said that Wu Lu is quite smart, why didn't I find out?"
"you……"
Immediately, Wu Lu's face looked mournful...
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