I am Kaka

Kaka ran to the sidelines, knelt down and glided, got up, took off his clothes and threw it on the ground, roaring to the sky.

The muscles of his whole body and the veins on his neck immediately swelled together, and his whole body was filled with a sense of strength.

Just because he didn't perform well in a warm-up match, he was inexplicably scolded by a bunch of reporters, and he was already on fire.

This baby is also tempered o (▼皮▼メ) o

"Oh, it's the first time I've seen Kaka so excited. It seems that the recent media reports have pissed him off. I have to say that his figure is really good, just like when I was 20 years old. ..."

"Kaka! Kaka! Give me the jersey! Throw me the jersey!"

"What kind of a man is he who only takes off his clothes! If you have the guts, go ahead!"

"Kaka! Kaka! Ah!! He's looking! Kaka is looking at me!"

"That so-and-so, get out of here, don't hold my Kaka! Ah! Where are your hands touching, you stinky face! My old lady is fighting with you!"

Kaka broke away from the teammates who came to celebrate together, and just wanted to pick up the clothes, but Sheva took the first step and threw the jersey into the stands.

Kaka: "What do you mean? Use my jersey to please the fans?"

Sheva: "If I don't throw it up, I'm afraid they will jump down."

Kaka: "...what if my six-pack abs caught a cold?"

Sheva: "Didn't you take it off yourself?"

Kaka: "...don't care, let's talk about it in three seconds."

Sheva: ...Where is my knife?

The game started again, and Bologna, who was behind, showed the courage of the home dragon and attacked AC Milan's half-court as soon as the kick-off was kicked off. Unfortunately, they did not have an assaulter like Kaka who could protect and dribble the ball. was stopped.

The midfield barrier formed by Gattuso and Ambrosini almost cut off the connection between the midfielder and the striker. The ground attack could not go in at all, and they could only hit the frontcourt through high-altitude balls.

Milan's defense was not under much pressure. After easily disrupting the opponent's several attacks, Karazze and Maldini began to dribble forward frequently.

"Maltini took the ball into midfield, passed it to Pirlo, Pirlo made a long pass upfield, Rui Costa passed it to Kaka!"

Kaka took Costa's pass forward and made a gesture to hit the goal, but at the moment the opponent's defender came up to intercept it, he suddenly dunked the ball and rushed from the opponent's left.

Shevchenko ran out of position while running without the ball, but Kaka buried his head, as if he was going to continue to break through, and did not look at his position at all. Due to the inertia of a shooter, he still rushed towards the space he found.

As a result, as soon as he ran in place, the football suddenly rolled over through the heavy defense.

Sheva was pleasantly surprised, but still as calm as ice, with his right foot spread out, just about to shoot the far corner, but who knew that Pagliuca was faster than him, and he was ready to attack when he was just about to run over , When he was about to shoot, he rushed over without hesitation.

"Shevchenko shot...Pagliuka! Shevchenko was thrown down by Pagliuka! The referee blew the whistle and Pagliuka fouled! He is about to draw a card, will it be a red card?"

Pagliuca quickly stood up, held down the referee's hand, and explained: "No! I didn't mean it. I admit it was a foul, but it's not worth the card..."

Other Bologna players also surrounded them and tried to dissuade them.

Bologna coach Guidolin ran to the fourth official and said excitedly: "No! You can't do that! That's not a foul!"

The fourth official was also furious, "Calm down! The referee team will have its own judgment. I don't mind letting you go to the stands if you do this again."

The home fans firmly believed that the Ukrainian was flopping and booed everywhere, but this did not stop the referee from making a penalty. He pushed aside the Bologna players and walked aside, then waved at Pagliuca, before and after the Bologna captain stepped forward. He took out a yellow card and held it up high.

"Pagliuka was warned by a yellow card, and Shevchenko and Kaka's cooperation is too tacit, it is completely impossible to see that they have only been teammates for four months,

But I heard that Shevchenko often goes to Kaka's house to train together..."

"Kaka's pass was completely without warning, he didn't even look up at Shevchenko's position, if Shevchenko hadn't moved, he might have passed the ball directly into Pagliuka's arms. "

Kaka pulled Sheva up and said, "You are slow."

"Huh?" Sheva rolled his eyes angrily, "It's obvious that you passed it on late."

"That's to take care of you," Kaka said, "If the transmission is too fast, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep up."

"Wait, you didn't intend to pass the ball at first, did you? Did you pass it when you couldn't pass?"

"Just kidding, is there someone I can't get past?"

"You two are enough, who will punish you?" Pirlo couldn't stand it anymore. He found that the team's top scorer seemed to be getting more and more teasing after staying with Kaka for a long time. This is not a good sign .

Dianpi is the team's first penalty shooter, but this means that he intends to give up the ball.

"Whoever created it will do it." Kaka was not interested in penalty kicks, and he hadn't taken a penalty for a long time. "Do you think he threw to the right or to the left?"

"A bet?"

"Just bet," Kaka said, "to the left."

"Then I'll... cough cough."

Pagliuca came back after receiving the yellow card, just in time to hear their conversation, and stared at the two of them coldly.

Shevchenko put the ball in place, took a few steps back and looked up at Pagliuka.

Pagliuca was also muttering in his heart.

He heard the conversation between Kaka and Sheva. They made a bet. Kaka said left, so Sheva guessed the right, and they guessed the direction of the goalkeeper's ball, so Sheva should hit the left...

But could it be that they deliberately let themselves hear it?

Is this Nima so scheming?

Wait, whose left and right are they talking about on the left and right? Goalkeeper or shooter?

so tired.

Just when Pagliuca was surrounded by a bunch of question marks, Sheva moved.

He hit the...middle.

Pagliuca wanted to pounce to the left, but when he jumped up with both feet, he pounced to the right.

Naturally, it came to nothing.

2:0.

Penalty kicks have never been a simple game of guessing from the left to the right. Skills, mentality, luck, tricks, etc., each factor has almost the same proportion. In football history, not only penalty kick hat-tricks, but also shots Conceding a penalty kick hat-trick is really metaphysical sometimes.

"GOSLII Andriy Shevchenko hit the penalty! He shot the ball in the middle of the goal, a risky choice..."

Sheva cheerfully ran to the sidelines, then turned around to face the inside, and opened his arms.

Kaka ran forward and jumped up.

Others also rushed over, surrounded the two of them, and rubbed Sheva's hair...