I am Kaka

"So, are you coming or not?" Burgess did not intend to give up the invitation to Kaka. You must know that several beautiful girls who are usually difficult to invite agreed to attend the party after hearing that Kaka would be there.

"I'm not going." Kaka can think of any show at the party with her toes, and it's impossible not to be tempted, but... what the hell am I still a child ヽ(｀⌒′)?.

"Man, listen to me, it's not right for you to do this, I know you're a good boy, the kind who would get a scholarship if you didn't play football, but..."

Kaka couldn't bear it anymore, and Burgess wanted to teach him how to be a man.

"Burgess, is there a rock in your head? It's as black and hard as yours?" Kaka's words were a bit abrupt and rude, but Burgess probably didn't realize that he might have already Being on the head coach's blacklist made him worry about the opponent's IQ.

"Hey, Kaka, do you look down on black people?"

"No, I just despise you."

The gods look down on black people, how many lives do I have to play racial discrimination, you are not Asian, a sentence of freedom of speech can overthrow it.

He is his mother. .

"I just asked you to come to a party. If you don't want to come, don't come. Why scold me?" Burgess was very angry, and he didn't think Kaka had the right to mock him.

"Are you still in the mood for a party? No, it's a party?" Kaka was convinced, "Let me ask you a few questions first."

"First, how do you feel about your performance after coming to the first team? On a 100-point scale, how would you rate yourself?"

"Second, this championship, how much do you think you have contributed? Without you, do you think the team can win the championship?"

"Third, what is your short-term goal? Or to be more specific, what is the goal for this season? How many goals to score, how many parties to attend, how many models to sleep with? Is it to perfect your shooting ability or how much money to buy? How many cars? Or is your goal just to get into the first team and now that it's done you can enjoy the fruits?"

"Fourth, forget it, it's not fourth, you can answer my previous question first." Kaka was afraid that he didn't even remember the third question.

Burgess didn't know how the topic turned to this kind of corner, and after thinking for a while, he said: "For the first question, if I score 100 points, I will give myself 95 points. You know, I did miss a few points. A good opportunity, such as the ball you passed to me yesterday, yes, I still remember that my performance at that time was really terrible, but we all know that it was not my level, I was just unlucky; the second One question... what's the second question?"

Kaka froze for a moment, not because he overestimated his memory, but because he didn't understand how his score of 95 came about.

Probably similar to the standard of 20 points for scoring a goal and 1 point for missing a goal?

"...The second question, do you think your position in the team is stable?"

"Are you scaring me, brother?" Burgess' head was not filled with stones after all, and he panicked a little after hearing what Kaka said.

Even though he played more minutes than Kaka, Kaka is Alvarez's heart and soul. Maybe Alvarez missed something and was heard by Kaka.

Hearing his surprised tone, Kaka finally believed it. This guy felt that the biggest problem with him was that he accidentally kicked a few balls away. In his heart, he still has strength, and his teammates still trust him. Coach I still love him, his running position is okay, his shooting skills are okay, his mentality is okay, and his attitude is also okay.

This kind of optimism and self-confidence that makes people envious and jealous...

"Let's make a bet," Kaka said, "You will either be a substitute in the next game, or you won't even be able to make the roster, and even if you are a substitute, unless you can show a reversal lore or a hat-trick performance,

Otherwise, you will definitely be a substitute in the next game. If you fail to score in a few consecutive games, you may even be sent to the reserve team. "

In fact, Kaka was talking nonsense and alarmist, which made him nervous first, but it didn't seem to have much effect.

"Brother, brother, don't tease me, I'm a member of the championship team, and I'm the starter in the finals, unless Alvarez is crazy..."

Well, I know you niggas can be brothers with anyone, but do you think Alvarez is your brother too? They all kicked like that bird and regarded themselves as the stars of tomorrow.

Some people are like this. God gave him many chances to succeed, but he never seized one, but fate only gave him a few options to be an idiot, and he was more accurate each time.

I just hope that Ade is not as difficult to save as Burgess.

Thinking about the current national team, and thinking about the future when his own generation will rule the country, Kaka suddenly feels sympathetic to himself.

If you were a striker in Brazil and had to choose between the following options, which one would you choose?

A. Compete with Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Rivaldo.

B. Lead a group of problem children to compete in international competitions. Representatives of problem children: Adriano (nightmare level) in the early stage, Robinho (hell level) in the middle stage, and Pato (horror level) in the late stage.

What is the level of the three guys in option A? For a certain period of time, they are the best in the world, enough to lead an era, and let defenders see the three of them stand on the court together and be the best.

And what level are you in option B? Have a chance to be the best in the world, but abruptly put yourself in the corner of the football map...

If you really have to choose one... the physical education teacher said, two short and one long choose the longest.

So Kaka chose C.

C. Compete with Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Rivaldo in the novice period, and lead a group of problem children to international competitions in the peak period.

Fun or not? Stimulate or not?

But thinking about Neymar, Kaka felt that he was too hypocritical.

Thinking about the Chinese team, Kaka despised himself a bit.

Chinese team options:

A. Under the leadership of China ZX...

B. Under the leadership of China ZX...

C. Under the leadership of China ZX...

So how important is a good prefix? It's like a beautiful girl named Chumo, but her surname is Xiong...

So it is still more fun for problem children, although in the eyes of players and fans, the Football Association of their own country is not a good bird.

There are 80 or 100 self-willed geniuses in Brazil every year. The reason why Kaka is so patient with Burgess is to try to see if he can pull this unknown person from the previous life out of the abyss, and take a look at the legendary Is historical inertia really that awesome?

The result of the attempt is obviously not very good. He and Burgess are not on the same channel at all, and the other party has almost no possibility of rescue. It is foreseeable that this previous life entered the first team with Kaka. The little people who didn't leave any special traces at all will still slide down the same trajectory in this life, and Kaka doesn't know if he can escape those suffocating black histories after all kinds of preparations and struggles.

If the historical trajectory can only be slightly affected but cannot be completely changed, then his life will be wonderful, the shame of Istanbul, a serious groin injury, the 10 World Cup was left early by Yin, and he was dumped by his wife, and he was dumped twice...

Tsk tsk, I get excited just thinking about it.

Shaking his head and putting all these messy worries to the back of his mind, Kaka casually said a few words and then hung up the phone.

Good words are hard to persuade, damn it, it is not unreasonable for some people to be shot to death on the beach by the waves of history.

Burgess, out.