I am Kaka

After the game, the turmoil began.

"Mr. Football Tears on the Field, Celebrating Day-to-Day Farewell Day? ": "The Milan team performed abnormally at the end of the season. World Footballer and European Footballer Kaka even shed tears on the field. At that time, some people speculated that the celebration day became a farewell day. Sure enough, the next day, "Gazzetta dello Sport" and "Torino Sport" issued a special report, Kaka has clearly submitted a transfer application to the club, the new Mr. Golden Ball will be listed for sale, and the biggest bomb in the summer transfer market is about to be ignited..."

"Milan's annual superstar": "Real Madrid's annual superstar policy is coming to an end, but Milan's annual superstar has just begun. The difference is that one is to introduce superstars, and the other is to sell superstars. Ke, this year is Kaka, who will it be next year? Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Inter Milan, Juventus, Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Bayern Munich, where is Kaka's next stop?"

"An unfamiliar white-eyed wolf or a pseudo-rich family who can't keep superstars? ": "More than 3,000 Milan fans surrounded Kaka's villa in Milan, hoping that Kaka can stay, but it is reported that Kaka himself is not in Italy now, no one knows where he is, but the Confederations Cup will start in June , Kaka may then appear in Germany.

A large number of players gathered outside the club to protest, hoping that the club would not sell Kaka.

Some fans angrily called Kaka a traitor, and some fans thought it was Capello who drove Kaka away..."

"Kaka or Capello? ": "In an interview with this newspaper, Capello said that Kaka is a peerless genius on the football field and is very good at pleasing fans, but the Brazilian is not as sunny and gentlemanly as he appears, especially for the head coach. Lacking enough respect, the Italian made it clear that Milan could only keep one of him and Kaka.

The reporter did not interview Kaka himself, but Kaka’s father, Mr. Bosco, said that Kaka and Capello did have some differences in work, but there was no personal conflict. Kaka recognized Capello’s coaching. Ability, his defensive counterattack tactics are one of the important reasons why Milan can win the European Champions Cup this year... No, we have not contacted any club privately, and we have not yet determined where the next stop will be, but it will definitely not be Serie A, Because Kaka doesn't want to be an enemy of AC Milan...the reason for the transfer? Look for bigger challenges, and, needless to say, disagreements at work are disagreements. "

"Multiple coaches welcome Kaka to join": "Wenger said that he almost signed Kaka at the beginning, but because of some reasons, he missed it. He is now looking forward to Kaka joining the popular team and forming a century combination with Henry; Ancelotti is also very much looking forward to working together with Kaka again to create brilliance and establish a blue dynasty; Real Madrid has sent representatives to Milan..."

...

Rüdesheim am Rhein, Germany.

It is located in the middle reaches of the Rhine Valley and is known as "the most dazzling pearl of the Rhine Valley". Known as the "Wine City", with an annual output of 27 million bottles of wine, you can taste authentic and delicious German white wine anytime, anywhere in the town.

This year's Confederations Cup will be held in Germany. After the end of the season, Kaka will come here for vacation.

The guide is naturally Delia, who is half-German.

The two had just finished visiting the famous Thrushcross Lane, and were sitting in a tavern chatting.

The tavern is indeed small, with only a few customers, but Kaka's appearance rate has been too high in recent years. These fans all recognized him, but they just nodded and smiled in surprise, and no one came to disturb them.

The chubby tavern owner also recognized this world football star, and specially sent a bottle of wine from his collection.

"Kaka, you are welcome, the final was played beautifully," the boss gently put down the bottle, "but this bottle is for this beautiful lady.

"

Kaka and Dilia looked at each other and smiled slightly.

"thanks."

Delia picked up a copy of "Kicker" from the shelf next to it, and scanned it while she was sober.

The content above is almost all about the Confederations Cup and Kaka's transfer.

She is also very curious about where Kaka will be next.

Kaka poured the wine into the glass in front of her, and spoke fluent Chinese that was a bit unnatural.

"If you are young and don't work hard, you will grow up and go international.

Life is difficult, so I went to Milan.

Only defend but not attack, join Juventus.

Account in English, the first choice is Lee Kee.

If you become famous, you want to leave, and temporarily sign the Gunners.

Strong as a tractor, immediately Chelsea.

Hot-blooded young man, Manchester United.

As tall as Wuhan University, welcome to Barcelona.

The nobles can't afford to hurt, Real Madrid.

European Cup, Bayern Munich.

The technology is really awesome, so I went to play in La Liga.

The price is really high, try Daxichao. "

"..." Dilia almost fainted from laughter, "You couldn't make this up just to force it to rhyme, did you?"

"How is it possible?" Kaka toasted, and the two touched lightly, "It's all the incisive summaries of netizens."

In fact, this jingle has not been circulated yet. After all, many memes have not been born, and now it actually looks more like a prophecy.

Just as Dilia was about to make fun of her, Kaka's cell phone rang suddenly.

Kaka picked it up and looked, sure enough, it belonged to Ferguson again.

It is said that apart from Ancelotti and the national team coach among these coaches, only Ferguson can contact him.

"Sir?"

"Kaka, I'm in Germany now," Ferguson's voice came from the receiver, "Rüdesheim, Germany, you said yesterday."

"..." It seems that they came from England overnight, "It seems that we need a quiet place?"

"That would be best."

"I'll call you later."

Kaka hung up the phone, and Delia said, "Sir Ferguson again?"

"That's right."

Dilia smiled and said, "A hot-blooded young man, Manchester United?"

"The memory is really good."

Kaka walked to the counter and asked the boss: "Uncle, do you know where there is a quiet place? We can talk about things."

The boss put down the half-cleaned goblet in his hand, and said: "If it is to discuss the transfer with Bayern Munich, then my small courtyard must be the most suitable place in the world."

"Then I think you wouldn't mind giving me another bottle of the best wine in the world."

"Of course, the best player in the world, the best club, the best wine, come with me, World Footballer, by the way, although you will soon be your own, but next year's World Cup will still be Germany, Brazil Don't even think about it."

...

Ten minutes later, in the small yard of the fat boss's house, Ferguson and Martin arrived hand in hand.

Martin Ferguson is the younger brother of Alex Ferguson, the chief scout of Manchester United, and probably the person Ferguson trusts most in the world.

The boss also recognized the Manchester United coach, his eyes widened immediately, he gave Kaka a hard look, and then said to Ferguson, "Hey, be careful, Scot, this is a little lie."

Obviously said Bayern's...

"Old Anders, the owner of the Anders tavern in front," Kaka introduced the two sides, and then poured wine for the two Fergusons. "Try Anders' white wine, which is made by himself."

"You haven't said how it tastes, Kaka."

"Top."

Old Anders left satisfied.

Ferguson also sat down with Martin.

Dilia was waiting for Kaka in the tavern, and there were only three of them here.

"Sir..."

"Actually, I would rather you call me BOSS."

"...I also hope that there will be such a day."

"So..." Ferguson put away his smile, looked at Kaka and said seriously, "Come to Manchester United, Kaka, believe me, I know you better than all the head coaches in the world, I can formulate tactics for you, and make sure you The core of the team, you can even be the captain in the future."

"I also want to go to Manchester United, Jazz," Kaka didn't wait for Ferguson to show a smile, but first glanced at Martin who shook his head and smiled wryly, and then turned his gaze back to Ferguson, "I have a few conditions, three to be precise. .”

"My liquidated damages are 60 million euros, but we all know that a 23-year-old World Player of the Year and European Footballer of the Year cannot be at this price. According to the contract, Manchester United only needs to pay 60 million. I can transfer, but logically, I It is impossible to leave only 60 million for Milan. From an investment point of view, of course Milan has already earned 60 million, but in terms of favors, this is far from enough."

"So..." Ferguson finally couldn't help but interjected.

"80 million, I don't ask for the highest net worth in the world. I haven't fallen to the point where I need to rely on the amount to reflect the value, but I have to give Milan an explanation."

The current football transfer fee record is Sheva's 70 million euros, but Sheva still has a signing fee of 10 million, and he also picked up a first-class striker Crespo. The total must be 100 million.

Eighty million... The first tentative offer that Real Madrid sent to Milan a few days ago was 80 million, which means "you see, how much more is appropriate for 80 million."

The two brothers looked at each other, then lowered their heads and pondered for a moment before Ferguson said, "What about the second condition?"

"C Ronaldo can't go."

"Why?" As far as they know, Kaka and Ronaldo have no friendship.

"I am optimistic about his future." This sentence is enough, and even resonated with Ferguson.

"The third?"

"I know that in the Premier League, especially at Manchester United, transfers are decided by the manager. I would suggest you to buy some players. I hope you can accept them. Of course you can send someone to investigate. I promise, they are all great. You won't be disappointed, lad."

"Why? Are you also optimistic about their future?"

"Yes," Kaka nodded, "To be precise, I hope to play with them."

"I can promise you the second condition, and the third, in principle, as well, provided...they are not too expensive."

"So the problem is with the first one?"

"Yes," Ferguson said, "You know, Kaka, Manchester United can't afford that much money."

"Then I will take a step back. The 80 million transfer fee and the 60 million liquidated damages will be paid by Manchester United. I will pay the other 20 million out of my own pocket, but it is claimed to be 80 million." Kaka's limit is already licking this step. up.

If he really wants to leave with 60 million yuan, it is difficult for Kaka to determine whether Milan will die and die, and directly shape him into a football Judas.

Milan... After all, it is the softest place in Kaka's heart. It is better not to hurt or not to hurt.

60 million, that is an insult, not only an insult to Milan, but also an insult to Kaka.

"This..." Ferguson and Martin were speechless, probably because of their experience they had never heard of this kind of operation.

"There is also a question of annual salary. Of course, in the Premier League, it is counted as weekly salary. I know the situation of Manchester United. I don't ask for the highest salary in football, but at least if it is the highest level, as I said, I don't need it." What is the world's highest net worth to reflect the value, but I need the most basic respect. To be honest, in my consumption view, there is no big difference between a few million more and a few million less a year. The weekly salary arrives at the account Maybe I donate it after changing hands, but it’s not just a matter of numbers, I think you can understand.”

Players are actually similar to actors. Apart from acting skills and masterpieces, what can reflect their value are various endorsements and film remuneration. This is not just a matter of simple fame or profit, but also a matter of status in the world.

Don't look at Kaka's nice words, but in the money society, price is always the most intuitive embodiment of value.

"Okay, I will try my best to convince the club, but can I know why, Kaka?" Ferguson nodded, "Manchester United... is it really worth it?"

"It's a very simple question," Kaka laughed. "Your biggest regret is that you didn't bring me to Old Trafford. My biggest regret is that you didn't play under your account."

The old man was so moved... the wind blew his eyes.

"Don't worry, Kaka, I will communicate with the club and definitely bring you to Manchester United." Ferguson nodded again.

"To be honest, I don't like your so-called communication. Remember, we don't have much time. I can only wait until ten days before the transfer window closes. You should know that Manchester United is my first option, but not the only one. option," Kaka shook her head, "actually, there is another good choice."

"what?"

"I bought a team, how about you come to be my head coach?"

"Kaka, this joke is not funny at all."

Kaka shook her head, exposing the bad joke.

Is Ferguson not at Manchester United still Ferguson?

As for buying Manchester United... the joke is quite funny.

Find out about hundreds of millions of pounds in debt.

Why do you say Ferguson is great? Let's see what he will do in the original time and space.

Drive Keane away, sell Ruud van Nistelrooy to Real Madrid, and then spent over 10 million pounds to buy Evra and Vidic, but built a world-class defense line that took the next 8 years.

Everyone was laughing at Arsenal in those years. Who would have thought that Manchester United was also very stingy in those two years.

The two sides exchanged briefly again, and the Ferguson brothers left in a hurry.

Before coming here, I had been thinking about how to persuade Kaka, but I didn't expect that the most difficult step had already been reached without taking a step. On the contrary, the problem after Kaka agreed to join was more realistic.

80 million, even if it is 60 million, where can Manchester United get it?

After the Glazer family bought more than half of Manchester United's shares by cheating, they no longer needed to pay attention to the opinions and obstruction of the Manchester United board of directors, and purchased the remaining Manchester United shares in accordance with relevant British laws with great fanfare. Now Manchester United has become Glazer's private property.

It’s not that Kaka hasn’t thought about this before. With his forward-looking vision, if he runs Manchester United, he may be able to recoup his money just by training and selling players, but when he has funds, they will almost complete the acquisition.

The Glazer family is a typical American consortium. They invested in Manchester United to do business. They hope to use the Red Devils brand to make profits for themselves. Moreover, they used leverage when they made the acquisition. Now they hope to use Manchester United to suck blood and make up for it. How is it possible? There are tens of millions to Ferguson.

Buyer? Let's make sure that Manchester United will not become a player supermarket.

As for selling players...

Who to sell? Giggs and Scholes in their thirties or Rooney in his twenties?

There are only two players that Manchester United can sell for a price now, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Rooney.

Rooney is the future of Manchester United and England as a whole, and Ferguson will not and dare not sell it.

As for Van Nistelrooy... Don't think it will be sold in the future, but the future is the future, and now is the present, even though it is only a year away, the result is completely different.

Real Madrid, even Irving can't stand his bench career, and if they know that Manchester United sold Ruud Van Nistelrooy to get money to buy Kaka, huh huh huh.

It’s ridiculous to say that top strikers shouldn’t be short of market at any time, but it’s a prosperous age for strikers, and the major clubs that can afford Ruud van Nistelrooy have no shortage of leading shooters, except for Liverpool’s weaker forwards. Which of Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Milan, Juventus, Arsenal, and Chelsea does not have a top scorer.

For Manchester United, the most reliable way is to use Ruud van Nistelrooy to cover the price difference, but Milan has no shortage of strikers.

Both Crespo and Thomason are still on the bench...

Martin looked at Ferguson, who was frowning, and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

It may be a few years earlier or a few years later, but this year is the most chaotic time in the history of Manchester United. It is even more difficult for my irascible brother to get Kaka.

It's really a pity.

Some people, once missed, are gone.