I am Kaka

There are only eight teams participating in the Confederations Cup, divided into two groups.

Group A Germany, Australia, Argentina and Tunisia, Group B Japan, Mexico, Brazil and Greece.

If nothing else, the championship should be produced between the host Germany and the South American duo Brazil and Argentina.

On June 15th, the opening ceremony was held at the Cologne United Power Stadium. The opening game was Argentina against Tunisia. As a result, Argentina scored 2-1 with Saviola and Gemandia to get off to a good start.

Later, the host Germany and Australia staged a wonderful goal battle. In the end, the German chariot overturned the Australian kangaroo 4-3.

The two games in Group B will be held on the following day. When Group A started, the two groups of teams held pre-match press conferences.

Brazil's opponent in the first game was Greece, but the entire press conference was almost centered around the Brazilian team. Except for a few media from Greece, everyone was too lazy to ask questions to the Greek coach and captain.

This is probably the most shameless European Cup champion in history.

The popularity and topicality of Brazil, the Copa America champion, almost surpassed the sum of all other teams.

One is because Robinho's reputation is getting bigger and bigger, he is already dissatisfied with tossing around in the small pond of Brazil, and is flirting with Real Madrid.

Everyone knows that Real Madrid is now pursuing Kaka. If they can achieve their wish, then Kaka, Robinho, Carlos and Ronaldo will form a powerful new Brazilian force at the Bernabeu.

The second is the absence of Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is safe and sound, but he doesn't even make it to the national team. Everyone wants to know if the alien has been abandoned.

The third is naturally Kaka.

The story about him and Capello, and where he will go next, are simply the most concerned issues in today's football.

The pre-match press conference has almost nothing to do with the game, and almost all of them are asking questions related to Ronaldo and Kaka.

"There will always be Ronaldo in the Brazil team. He didn't come to Germany because he was too tired. You know that La Liga just ended on May 30th... Why can Kaka and Ronaldinho come? They are young people... …No, I'm not saying Ronaldo is old, it's just that he has too many injuries and needs more rest, we don't have any conflicts, of course he will play in the World Cup next year, there is no doubt about it.

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"Robinho is a very good player, and Real Madrid is also a great club. As for the story between them, I am the same as you, and I don't know much..."

"Kaka? Of course he is an excellent player. We used to say that he is the future of the Brazil team, but now it is different. He is creating his own era.

There is no country in the world like Brazil, with so many excellent players that they can form three powerful national teams, but among these talented players, Kaka is the symbol of Brazil, otherwise I would not hand over the captain's armband Leave it to him, and let him answer the rest of the questions himself. "

Kaka took the microphone and began to face the reporters' questions like a storm.

"Transfer? I haven't decided yet. I will definitely inform everyone as soon as there is a result."

"My favorite team? AC Milan, without a doubt."

"Why did you leave? Haven't you heard? Capello said that Milan can only keep one of me and him. I don't want to embarrass the club..."

"Why did you throw the glove in his face? Did you watch the game to make sure I threw the glove in his face? I just didn't hold it steady and the glove fell off. How could I have an issue with him because I couldn't keep the goal? I'm not a goalkeeper."

Kaka said so swearingly that almost everyone believed it. Who knew that everyone would go crazy as soon as the Brazilian team's starting lineup came out...

Do you mean that you didn't have a conflict with Capello because you failed to keep the goal?

So can you explain what a contradiction is?

Can you fucking explain what a fucking contradiction is? !

Forwards: Adriano, Robinho;

Midfielders: Ronaldinho, Juninho Jr., Ze Roberto, Emerson;

Defenders: Gilberto, Luke Junior, Lucio, Cicinho;

Goalkeeper: Kaka!

Everyone thought it was a mistake at first, and later thought it was a joke, but when Kaka appeared in the camera wearing a goalkeeper suit standing at the front of the team, everyone had to believe that he was playing for real.

Is Kaka fooling around? Of course it's nonsense, after all, spending fifty honor points to buy a chicken-threat-like goalkeeping skill just to vent one's breath is really not something a normal adult can do, but it's true that he has other considerations.

After all, maybe we will encounter the situation of the Champions League final and the dictatorial coach of Capello in the future. It is better to show your ability openly and let the whole world know.

Of course, the main reason is to disgust Capello, just such an idiot.

As for why Pereira would let him mess around...

First, Greece is not strong; second, Kaka is very firm; and third... the old coach is also unhappy with Capello.

Of course, the most important thing is that Kaka has shown a certain ability in the goalkeeper position, or he has shown a more terrifying strength than the main goalkeeper Dida and the substitute goalkeeper Gomez.

In the player tunnel, Ronaldinho, Ade and others were holding back their laughter almost the whole time.

"Keep the goal well, Kaka."

"Kaka, did you see Dida's eyes? He wants to tear you apart."

"I have to say, you match this outfit quite well, hahaha."

Greece felt deep contempt from the Brazilian's attitude towards the game and Kaka's goalkeeping behavior.

The tactics they originally formulated were quite pragmatic, defending the counterattack steadily, and even defending the goal if they did not counterattack, but now after being so provoked, the Greeks can't bear it.

At the beginning of the game, Greece rushed towards Brazil's goal bravely and achieved some results.

"The Greek team won a free kick on the right side of the penalty area. Kaka will face the test in the second minute of the game. Although I don't know why Pereira let last season's top scorer in Serie A and Champions League serve as goalkeeper, but since they Dare to do this, it shows that Kaka must have certain ability, let us see if his performance in this position is as good as his performance in the frontcourt."

The audience will wait and see.

But Kaka's performance was more than outstanding.

Lightning nerve + covering the sky with one hand allowed him to gain Cassie's reaction ability and goalkeeping skills, coupled with his own reaction ability and much stronger explosive power and flexibility than Cassie, Kaka now has experience and height. In addition, the goalkeeping ability is almost catching up with Buffon Kahn and other goalline bosses.

The football was passed over the wall, and Kyrjakos headed the goal unmarked. As a result, Kaka held the ball firmly in his arms as he had expected.

Afterwards, even the Brazilian fans hoped that Greece would be stronger and give Kaka more tests. Greece lived up to expectations and hit Brazil's goal many times. Unfortunately, although the courage was commendable, the impact was so weak that there was not even a decent shot. .

Until the 51st minute of the game, Greek striker Friezas got a one-handed chance. Everyone thought that he would definitely score, but Kaka turned sideways and threw Friezas down with the ball under almost impossible circumstances. on the ground.

There was a funny scene at the scene. Fans from both sides and neutral fans all shouted for a penalty kick. Even the players on the field of the Brazilian team joined in the fun. The referee surrounded.

Those who didn't know thought that Kaka had committed some public outrage.

"This... I don't know if it was to satisfy the audience's wishes or Kaka really fouled. The referee awarded Greece a penalty. Maybe he, like everyone else, wanted to see if Kaka really had the ability to pounce. ability?"

"Kaka did commit a foul. He hit the Greek striker's foot. There is nothing wrong with the penalty. Brazil is now leading 3-0. It can be said that the overall situation is settled. Perhaps everyone's attention in this game is no longer on the score. It was in front of the goal of the Brazilian team. So far, Kaka has saved a total of six times. Except for the header at the beginning of the game and the one-handed goal just now, the other times are relatively normal. Now this Penalties are the real test."

Penalty kicks are both technical work and psychological warfare for both sides, and luck also plays a big role in it. Although everyone is booing, they just want to see how Kaka hits the ball, probably even Kaka himself The score has also been defaulted to 3-1.

But I didn't expect that the goddess of luck lifted the skirt to him today, and she didn't wear KU as a base.

Frizas looked up at Kaka and shot to the right.

Kaka pounced sideways and pressed the ball firmly under him.

"This... Kaka really caught him. Not only did he judge the right direction, but he also reacted very quickly and his movements were very standard. From now on, even if he suddenly changed to a defender, I would not be surprised at all."

"Hehe, I don't know if Coach Capello will watch the live broadcast of the game. Maybe everyone should thank him for his insistence, otherwise we may not be able to see the last goal of the night in Istanbul."

"Come on, everyone shout with me, Capello fool!"

"Kaka is amazing (broken sound)!"

"Brother Jam V587!"

"It's so pitiful for Dida, the champion of the Champions League lost his job just like that..."

"Even grabbing the goalkeeper position, what kind of captain is this?"

While everyone was still talking about Kaka's save, Kaka quickly stood up and rushed towards the edge of the penalty area with the ball in his arms.

Everyone thought that he was going to throw the ball vigorously to Ronaldinho in front, but Kaka threw the ball directly outside the penalty area, and then rushed out by himself.

At this moment, everyone's characterization of this game is surprisingly consistent: a willful game. But looking at the score, everyone has to admit that they are qualified to be willful.

Kaka stepped forward and dribbled the ball, the ball passed Karagounis, and the bull tail shook off Katuranis, quickly rushed to the center circle, and hoisted the ball into the penalty area of ​​the Greek team with a long pass.

Adriano threw off the defender and quickly followed to the back of the football, volleying directly at the middle and lower part of the football.

The football flew high and almost caused an air crash over Leipzig's central stadium.

Although the assist was fruitless, Kaka completely let himself go.

In the 60th minute of the game, the Brazilian defender rushed forward with inertia. Brazil's backcourt was empty, and a long pass from Greece opened the gap.

The football landed five meters in front of the penalty area, the Brazilian defender sprinted back, and the Greek striker was sprinting with all his strength, and it looked like he should be able to touch the ball in front of the defender.

But faster is Kaka.

He ran directly out of the penalty area and rushed to the front of the football before the Greek striker.

"Kaka came out of the box, bigfoot solution... solution...he tricked the guy, Charisteas, took the ball again into the midfield, passed it to Ronaldinho, Brazil's counterattack .”

Pereira on the sidelines kept shaking his head with a smile. Everyone thought he was admiring Kaka's performance. Who would have thought that the old coach was actually mmp in his heart: I will be a pig if I let him keep the goal in the future! A castrated pig!

On the contrary, a German guy watching the game in the stands was really full of admiration and even admiration for Kaka's performance.

That's how a goalkeeper should play like this! ! !

On this day, Neuer's idol changed from Buffon to Kaka.

In the 70th minute of the game, Pereira replaced Adriano with Renato and Ronaldinho with Oliveira. The Brazilian team's frontcourt impact began to weaken. The Greek team felt I did it again, and the offensive started to become fiercer again.

The fans loved it and wished that the rest of the game would become a half-court shooting drill for the Greek team. Unfortunately, the Greeks looked mighty and majestic, but they withered halfway.

Seeing that Ka Qianqian began to evolve into a Ka forward, Pereira couldn't sit still anymore, and with a big wave of his hand, he chased Dida who was silently licking his wounds.

Kaka ended in warm applause from the fans.

The next day, the most frequently appearing name in all football media became Fabio Capello.