I am Kaka

As the first London team to win the Champions League, Chelsea will of course hold a grand championship parade.

The whole team took a bus, carrying four trophies, starting from the west entrance of Stamford Bridge and going eastward through Fulham Road, King's Road, etc., walking around almost the most lively streets in London.

The fans of the Blues revelled together, and the fans of other London teams could only be envious.

All kinds of Champions League reports are freshly released. In addition to praising Chelsea's performance, Kaka is undoubtedly a name that cannot be avoided in every news, whether it is "Gazzetta dello Sport", "Turin Sports" or "The Times", " The Daily Mail gave Kaka the highest praise.

The Guardian, which has a huge influence in Europe and the United States, took out an entire page to introduce Kaka in detail, while the Manchester Evening News took a unique approach and produced a feature dubbed "The Complete Quotations of Kaka" by fans , collected many football practitioners' comments on Kaka.

"Ancelotti: As a manager, I always ask the players to do what I want, except for one person, Kaka. The first time I saw this kid, I knew he was a genius, I think I might be able to train him to be the best player in the world, but who would have thought that he would send me to the position of the best coach in the world.

Mourinho: We are not the first team to lose to Kaka, nor will we be the last.

Maradona: If football were a book, Ronaldo read the book with a hundred percent, and Kaka, he might be the author of the book.

Lineker: Kaka has done more difficult moves in one game than I have done in my entire career.

Bailey: There are two kinds of teams in the world, one with Kaka and the other without Kaka.

Benitez: In the FA Cup semi-final, a reporter asked me why Liverpool didn't celebrate after scoring a goal. How can I celebrate? Kaka was warming up at the time.

Ballack: Kaka made me a joke and made me a fan of him.

Ronaldinho: I can do magic with my feet, Kaka can do miracles with my feet.

Shevchenko: Victory is the result of the team's efforts, but Kaka made this result easier and more exciting.

Ibrahimovic: No one is better than Kaka, I think the World Player of the Year trophy should be renamed the Kaka Cup.

Alvarez: Coaching Kaka has cost me all my luck..."

And mixed with various hymns, there are also some discordant reports.

For example, Capello, who has recently been rumored to be getting closer and closer to Real Madrid.

In an interview with "Aspen", he said that he has never been loved by Milan fans, "They only remember Kaka, as if all successes are due to a certain player, and all failures are due to a certain coach. fault."

There is also Duff, who was thrown into the reserve team for more than half a year and wished to swallow Ancelotti alive. He said that Ancelotti was completely out of luck. As for Kaka, he also has a different view from others: " Kaka is really good, but when the other 10 players in the team revolve around one player, anyone can be that good."

At a time when almost all the people are card fans, and even Inter Milan are convinced that they have lost their way? This unconventional statement has indeed won some attention? But lack of media support? These voices were quickly drowned out by the mainstream? People responded to Ibrahimovic's ulterior motives and wanted to reverse the verdict for Kaka's World Footballer,

However, Kaka himself did not cooperate, and even publicly stated many times that Ronaldinho deserved the award?

After a few days of excitement? The ups and downs of the Champions League were quickly overshadowed by the heat of the World Cup.

The World Cup is still about half a month away? Kaka originally planned to replicate the itinerary of the Confederations Cup? Go directly to Germany to spend the interim period? The Football Association chose Switzerland as the training base? This made his rest time less than expected by several days.

Before leaving London, Abu suddenly proposed to visit his collection room? Kaka knew that the boss was not joking at that time, but it was probably not just a visit? There should be more important things to talk about.

The collection room is built on the second floor? It was originally built to collect antiques, and it can be used only after a simple modification? There are more than 100 square meters, and there are specially customized exhibition cabinets on three walls? There is also a cylindrical exhibition stand in the middle , which is divided into separate grids, except that the top four have been placed with two World Footballer trophies and two Ballon d'Or trophies, the others are still empty.

Abu also deliberately counted, "This is specially prepared for the World Footballer and the Ballon d'Or? There are eleven vacancies left?"

Kaka said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Yes, I will retire when I fill them up."

"I'd think he was crazy when someone said that, but if you said that... well, I still think you're crazy."

"When I joined Chelsea, a lot of people said I was crazy."

"If you want to compare like this, then I think your collection room is still too small. Maybe I should have given you a bigger house."

"It doesn't matter the size of the house, as long as you live comfortably."

"Just like a club?"

"Yes, it's the same as the club," Kaka smiled and led Abu to the wall facing the door, "I'm very comfortable in Chelsea now, so you don't have to worry at all."

"It's always so easy to talk to you, but I actually want to tell you about the signings in the new season," Abu said, and put his attention on Kaka's collection first, "The top is the World Cup. The champion's medal? Below is the Champions League champion? I recognize the one on the far right, which is the Premier League champion. Then the two to the left should be the Serie A champions. What are the three on the far left? The league title and the Bundesliga title... those are the earliest league titles you've won, right?"

"Yes, they are the beginning of it all."

"It's not easy to fill this wall, but I'm sure you can."

"...I really want to accept this blessing, but I'm not really crazy after all."

"What's on the left? Let me see, oh, the words on these signs are too small, you should get something bigger...European Golden Boot, best player in Serie A, top scorer in Serie A, top assists in Serie A, 2005 - Top scorer in the Premier League 2006...I can't believe it, this is a collection of midfielders.

"It's all about the striker."

"Hahaha, look at these, I'm more interested in these, so many jerseys, each one is full of stories, right? What are these gloves?"

"The spoils."

"Who else has gloves you wanted but didn't have?"

"There doesn't seem to be any at the moment."

"I always thought you were humble and low-key, but now I see that you just don't show off obviously."

Kaka smiled and shook his head, "I didn't show it off, there aren't many guests here."

"This can't be done, Kaka, you have more trophies than the entire Chelsea. We have to publicize it. Don't worry, I won't make it too exaggerated. It's just clockwork Facebook."

"That's not what you came for, is it?"

"Yes, as I said earlier, we have to discuss signings for the new season, I know the rules, transfers before the World Cup are very unwise, because everyone may play or plummet in the World Cup, but I Trust your vision, Kaka, we must seize the opportunity."

"Is it better to discuss this with Carlo?"

"Just let him know when the time comes."

Carlo. Tool man coach. Ancelotti? Kaka mourned for him for half a second.

"Our current lineup is very good, the age structure is reasonable, and the bench is thick enough. If you really want to strengthen, I suggest you invest more in the future and build up the youth training."

"Huh? Can't I spend all the rubles I have prepared? You never thought about buying Adriano? Or Ibrahimovic? Del Piero? Pirlo? I got it The news, everyone is ready to steal from Serie A, we can't be left behind."

"In Serie A, take Frank back. Don't wait for the loan period to expire. Zlatan and Adriano are unnecessary. We already have three world-class strikers. If we introduce players of the same level and position, it will easily cause damage to the team. Contradictory, if you really want to buy a striker, I recommend Pato and Reus, two young people who are the most suitable substitutes."

"that's it?"

"In this way, rather than introducing new players, I hope we can keep the existing players, don't be careless, Lehmann, Real Madrid are rebuilding, no player can refuse their call, Chelsea and Inter Milan will be them main goal.”

"Okay, I'll have someone prepare the contract for the two young strikers you mentioned, and come back with a World Cup winner, Kaka."

"Lend your auspicious words."