I am Kaka

Chelsea took on the challenge of Barcelona at Stamford Bridge with a 10-0 thrashing of Yu Wei.

This is the third consecutive season that the two sides have met in the Champions League. The previous two times Barcelona was eliminated by Chelsea, so the Catalan media called this game a battle of revenge, but from the perspective of Fleet Street, this The biggest highlight of this game is actually the duel between Kaka and Ronaldinho.

Since the beginning of the new season, Chelsea's only setback has been the three consecutive draws at the start of the league. As for the rest, whether it is the Community Shield, the European Super Cup, or the UEFA Champions League, Chelsea has flown all the way.

What's funny is that Ronaldinho, who was portrayed by The Sun as being inexhaustible with Kaka, rushed to London ahead of schedule to attend the party held by Kaka and Torres.

After all, one is a big four, the other is a hat-trick, it is still worth celebrating... You must know that for many players, a hat-trick is something that can only be met in a lifetime, and if it really happens, the whole village will be invited to dinner of.

Torres took back the game ball of the day, not only asked the whole team to sign it, but also put the ball in his collection room with great care, and was despised by Kaka.

The party was still held in Kaka's villa, but this time it was much more elegant and less noisy than when all Brazilians were invited last time.

Kaka, Torres, Shevchenko and others each took their significant other to dance affectionately in the middle of the dance floor. On the other side, Adriano, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho played vigorously by the swimming pool, bursts of cheers Mixed with the music, the hearts of the dancers were itchy, and everyone stopped dancing and walked over together.

Figo, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Adelaide were standing at the four corners of the swimming pool, passing the ball in the air. Every time they succeeded, there was a burst of cheers, but soon everyone found that this game was too simple for them .

Maicon first booed: "Make it more difficult, it's too boring!"

Ned responded immediately: "Stand by the pool and cover your eyes!"

"That's right, that's a good idea, let's see who falls into the pool first, hahaha."

As soon as Lampard finished speaking, Kaka objected: "No, it's too dangerous. I can't afford to pay for the injury."

"Then what do you say, Kaka."

"That's not easy, use table tennis."

"Ping-pong? Is it too light?" Lampard said nothing, but his good friend Terry first expressed his doubts.

"That's why it's difficult."

"Are you kidding me? Can a table tennis ball be kicked that far? Do you need someone to catch it before passing it?" Lucio also expressed his disbelief.

"This is fine, we can try it." Ronaldo reached out and wiped his hair, eager to try.

Soon the little golden retriever ran back with a box of ping pong balls in its mouth under the command of Dilia. Kaka took it from its mouth, rubbed its head as a reward, and then used a The goalkeeper kicked the ping pong ball towards Ronaldo with his big kick.

Ronaldo took two steps back, and actually caught it with his thigh. After bouncing up twice, he kicked it to Ronaldinho. It looked like Kaka, he had practiced.

Ronaldinho's sense of the ball is really amazing, like kicking a shuttlecock, his right foot bends forward, and he really catches it with the inside of his foot.

"It's all right? It's fake?" Maicon's eyes widened.

I took a ping pong ball from Kaka and tried to shake it on the spot, but he kicked the ball into the water within two strokes.

Lucio, Lampard, Terry and others immediately rushed over with strange screams, raised their feet, grabbed their hands, and threw Maicon into the swimming pool with all their strength.

"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! I'm just trying..."

"thump!"

"I XXX..."

Villa, who was invited by Toniu, still focused on Ronaldinho, and his eyes were straight.

Ronaldinho had had enough and kicked the ball towards Adelaide.

This foot was so exaggerated that Adelaide jumped up and didn't touch the ball.

The melon-eating crowd immediately surrounded him with ill intentions.

Ade turned around and ran, "It's not my problem, it's Ronaldinho who didn't make a good pass, go and throw him!"

How could Kaka and Lucio let him run away, and quickly pushed Ade to the edge of the pool. Ade was still struggling, but Maicon secretly played tricks below, pulling him by his feet and dragging him down.

Ronaldinho on the other side was also lifted up by the crowd and thrown down.

A group of people laughed loudly on the shore, and the three people in the water immediately fought back, and under the random clapping, the water flew to the edge of the pool one after another.

No matter your opponent or teammate on the field, at least at this moment you are all friends...

Happy times are always short-lived. Two days later, the whole Barcelona team arrived, and the third match of the Champions League group stage came as scheduled.

"This is the third round of Group A of the Champions League. The two teams have won the first two rounds and currently share six points. However, Chelsea ranks first in the group because of their goal difference advantage."

"Chelsea's recent games are really too strong, 5-0 against Werder Bremen, 6-0 against Fulham, 4-2 against Liverpool, 3-0 against Sofia Li, 4-0 against Aston Villa, The 10-0 victory over Reading, except for being scored twice by the opponent against Liverpool, all the opponents were clean, and the data of 32 goals in six games is unprecedented in the major European leagues."

"Both Maicon and Shevchenko, who returned from injury in this game, entered the squad, but they were both placed on the bench. Barcelona's Eto'o suffered a serious injury at the beginning of the season. It is said that it may take up to five years It took more than a month of recuperation to recover, but fortunately, the Argentine teenager Messi turned out, and Barcelona's striker strength was not greatly affected."

"This is also the second encounter between Kaka, the winner of the first Golden Boy Award, and Messi, the winner of the third Golden Boy Award. A month ago, at the Emirates Stadium, Kaka was chasing by Messi and ran for more than 80 meters to score a goal. It should still remain in everyone's minds, this game does not know whether Messi can succeed in revenge, let us wait and see."

Surprisingly, Chelsea's game turned out to be a Christmas tree formation that hadn't been used for a long time.

Goalkeeper: Cech;

Defenders: Zambrotta, Lucio, Terry, Grosso;

Midfielders: Essien, Falcao, Lampard;

Attacking midfielder: Kaka, Sneijder;

Forward: Torres.

This 4-3-2-1 is actually a rote copy of AC Milan's classic formation, but Ancelotti copied his own homework, so everyone didn't say anything, after all, with Falcao and Lampa It should not be a big problem to copy Pirlo, Seedorf and Shevchenko's style and ability of De and Torres. The only doubt is whether Sneijder can play the role played by Rui Costa.

What Barcelona came up with was a 4-4-2.

Goalkeeper: Valdes;

Defenders: Thuram, Puyol, Marquez, Canvas Ronkohorst;

Midfielders: Edmilson, Iniesta, Xavi, Ronaldinho;

Forwards: Saviola, Messi.

Compared with Chelsea's soft and hard, Barcelona's lineup is an authentic technical flow, whether it is the two little fast spirits on the forward line, or Xiaobai, Harvey and Ronaldinho in the middle, they are all masters of ground warfare.

"Barcelona's 442 is a bit like the double midfielder, double front midfielder and double forward that Chelsea often use recently, but once Harvey organizes forward, Barcelona can change into a diamond midfielder at any time. After all, Ronaldinho and Igne Sta can even dribble the ball from the side, allowing the Spanish Legion to fly on both wings..."

With a whistle from Belgian referee De Brickley, the game began.

Everyone thought it was a spark hitting the earth, but they didn't expect Chelsea to score two cities in a row before halftime in the first half.

In the seventh minute of the game, Grosso dribbled the ball from the left and assisted Torres with a low pass. Chelsea led 1-0.

In the 18th minute, Kaka cooperated with Lampard and Sneijder to hit the wall respectively, drove straight in from the center, and picked the ball over Valdez's head to break the net.

Before the game, the Barcelona fans who were clamoring to double-kill Chelsea in the group stage fell silent.

Chelsea fans immediately clacked their keyboards.

"The flying dragon is riding on the face and outputting, how can you lose this game?"

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