"He's so stupid!"

"Like a fool."

"Hahaha!"

As "Tie Hanhan" got on the school bus, students all over the bus laughed, pointed at him, and talked about it. The atmosphere inside and outside the bus was filled with joy.

However, everyone's happiness is based on one person's pain. If possible, "Tie Hanhan" really wants to find a gap to slip in.

It was extremely embarrassing. "Tie Hanhan" was walking in the aisle of the school bus with a look of embarrassment on his face. His eyes were darting around in the car, trying to find an empty seat to sit down quickly so that he would not stand out so much - this kind of "focus".

"Character", he really doesn't want to be.

Suddenly, "Tie Hanhan"'s eyes lit up. There was an empty seat not far away. Just as he was about to walk over, a voice ruthlessly shattered his plan - "Don't even think about it."

"Parker, you are so bad!"

"This fool."

"Would you date him?"

Ruthless ridicules kept coming from his ears, but "Tie Hanhan" did not fight back. He just continued to move forward with a frustrated look. Suddenly, a light lit up in his eyes, shining more and more.

A girl with long red hair, a beautiful face, and a majestic figure, the absolute "dream girl" of high school students.

Her name is Mary Jane Watson!

Looking at Mary Jane being held in the arms of a boy, "Tiehanhan" couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and a heartfelt smile appeared on his frustrated face - he wished that the boy was him.

Bang!

Suddenly, there was a sound of a friendly collision between the body and the ground. It turned out that "Tiehanhan" was just looking at the girl and did not pay attention to his feet. He was tripped by a troublesome classmate and fell heavily to the ground.

"Hahaha……"

The already cheerful atmosphere in the school bus became even more lively!

"Oh, what a shame!"

Seeing "Tie Hanhan"'s dog-licking appearance, little Loli Maria Su shook her head helplessly, covered her face with her little hands, and muttered in a rather unhappy tone: "I have the face of a big sister.

, they were all lost by him.”

Yes, this "Tiehanhan" is Maria Sue's younger brother - Peter.

The little loli couldn't stand Peter's silly behavior. Not only was he late for the school bus, but he also behaved like a dog-licker. But, no matter what, this "iron-hanhan" was her little brother.

Loli can't watch him make a fool of himself all the time.

"you!"

Patting the shoulder of a laughing fat man next to her, the little Loli said coldly: "Go and sit somewhere else!"

"ah?"

The fat man who was still laughing at Peter just now, the smile on his face disappeared instantly, he pointed at himself with a confused look, and said timidly: "I..."

"roll!"

Turning her head suddenly and glaring at the fat man, the little Loli said without any emotion: "Now!"

"good!"

Nodding tremblingly, the fat man picked up his schoolbag and "escaped". He had heard about the power of this little witch. She was the absolute "school tyrant" of Zhongcheng High School of Science and Technology - not only dominating the entire school, but also the gangsters near the school.

They were all tidied up and docile.

"Peter!"

After waving her little hand at Peter, a tough guy, the little loli said with a frosty face: "Come here!"

"yes!"

Tiehanhan, who had just gotten up, saw the little Loli calling him, and he rushed over like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw.

"Big sister!"

After finally sitting down, Peter let out a long sigh of relief and quickly said to Little Loli with an apologetic smile: "Something suddenly happened to Mei. I was late. I didn't see you when I got in the car. I thought..."

"snort!"

With a cold snort, the little Loli threw the big backpack she was holding in her arms to Peter, glanced at Mary Jane, and said angrily: "In your eyes, you don't have a big sister like me, you are all Mary Jane.

Bar?"

"ah!"

Still a little shy, Peter quickly shook his head and said in a panic: "I just... just..."

"alright!"

Waving her hands, the little Loli suddenly looked at Peter with a gossipy face. Her cold smile just now suddenly became as bright as spring, and she said with a smile: "Peter, since you like Mary Jane so much, why don't you confess to him?

?”

"me……"

After "I" for a long time, Peter hesitated and said nothing. In the end, he was still extremely unconfident - his parents were dead, he lived with his aunt Mei, and he was always bullied at school.

"Don't worry!"

Patting Peter on the shoulder, the little Loli said with a very generous look: "As long as I'm here, I will definitely help you catch Mary Jane."

Forehead!

After hearing this, Peter looked at such a small little lolita and felt that his intelligence was insulted - whether you believe what the little lolita said or not, he didn't believe it anyway.

"Why don't you believe me?"

Seeing Peter's appearance, the little Loli was immediately unconvinced. She pouted and said angrily: "I'm telling you, I'm a love expert. When chasing girls, you have to..."

Ever since, on the way to Columbia University on the school bus, the little Lolita transformed into a "love expert" and constantly taught her little brother Peter the experience of chasing girls. Not to mention, these "experiences in picking up girls" are really impressive.

It sounded very similar to that. Anyway, Peter looked surprised and somewhat believed it.

Forehead!

Poor "little rookie" Peter, he is so easy to fool!

These so-called "girl picking experiences" of little loli are all copied from TV series and movies, and they have no reference value at all. By the way, I forgot to mention that after little loli came to the earth, she actually had an extra hobby, that is watching movies.

A bloody love drama.

"arrive!"

The school bus stopped steadily, and the driver turned around and said to the students in the car: "Everyone, get off the bus!"

"Okay, that's it for today!"

As soon as she heard this, the little Loli jumped out of her seat and said to Peter with a smile: "I'll tell you next time, Peter, but you just follow me, and I'll make sure you eat well, drink hot food, and catch up with Mary Jane.

.”

"Let's go, get off the car with your bag on your back!"

After saying these words, the little loli, who had had enough of being a teacher, walked out of the car with an arrogant look on her face, followed by the "bag-carrying boy" Peter.

"Stop making trouble, everyone, be quiet."

A black teacher appeared and said to everyone: "We are guests of the Columbia University Academy of Sciences. Everyone must obey the rules and don't give me any trouble like last time at the planetarium."

"alright!"

After clapping his hands, the black teacher pointed to Columbia University behind him and said, "Let's all go in together. Remember, don't get separated."

As soon as the black teacher finished speaking, the students walked in in groups. Little Loli waved to Peter, the "bag boy" behind her, and walked into the school.

"Big sister!"

At this moment, a voice came from behind, and another "bag-carrying boy" of the little Loli came...

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