I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

Shouye? Eight masters, call me Shouye?

"Scared, passive value, +1." Not only was Xu Xiaoshou shocked, even the people around him all looked weird when they were called out.

This is too much! Xu Xiaoshou was originally a very absurd person, and he fell ill from time to time, and suddenly gave you a burst pose and a rampaging giant during the chat, which were all normal operations.

But when you get sick, you see more, and everyone can barely accept it. He claims to be himself, and he claims that Xu Shao can understand it, but the eight masters also come to say this.

"Shouye"... What is his psychology? Everyone immediately wanted to laugh. Can hope to know the eight masters, although this guy speaks awkwardly and weirdly, there is still a seven-point seriousness in his words.

He's playing embarrassingly, but also playing for real!

"You, what are you talking about..." Xu Xiaoshou found it difficult to suppress his emotions. The corners of his lips were raised slightly, and he felt that he looked too cheap, so he looked at the word order with a twitching expression on his face, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

"I said..." Cen Cen, the eight masters with a smile, shook his hand and said: "Master Shou, I have already made your token, as long as you nod now, the position of the second in command of the holy slave is yours. "Second in command!

this second sound

"Master Shou" directly killed the weirdness on everyone's faces, and

The word "second in command" makes people fall into the shock of five thunders. The water ghost's face froze.

Laughing, Kongtong couldn't close his mouth. At the back, Zhu Yiyi felt his eyes staring at Shou Ye and the legendary figure who called Shou Ye as Shou Ye, like a mortal seeing a real dragon.

The pocket-sized little ferret Han Ye in Lei Xi'er's palm had an expression of seeing a ghost. He listened to Master Shou talking about his relationship with the eight gods in the Zhenhuang Palace, but he never expected that the reality was even more frightening to Itachi than what he had heard at the time.

Eight statues for adults

"you", with

"Shou Ye" as a title, use

The position of "second in command" is a bargaining chip, just to tie up Xu Xiaoshou? This appellation certainly has something to do with it, but I would like to ask, in the whole world, who else can make the eight masters use even such an absurd and weird tone to respectfully address him?

"you"?

"I..." The person involved, Xu Xiaoshou, stretched out his hand, and trembled uncontrollably. It was too embarrassing, and he quickly suppressed it.

At this moment, he could fully hear the words of the Eight Venerable Masters, but his movements could be suppressed, and the corners of his mouth could not stop grinning to his earlobe.

hey! The eight gods are familiar with it! Xu Xiaoshou can congratulate this person and slander this person, but he also fully recognizes the achievements of the Eight Masters.

Just from the poem and sword duel with Xiao Kongtong before - even fighting with a counterfeit, he could see how handsome and terrifying the Eight Masters were at their peak.

This kind of character, if you really want to find fault, even Xu Xiaoshou can only pick out one and only have such a small problem as breathing.

The distance between the eight masters and becoming a real legend is only one death! Whenever one dies, even the ten-level sword finger may become a lost magic skill, which will be frantically studied by later generations, just to realize the sword sense.

Not to mention his portable saber, his sword observation manual, and his extreme use of various major sword techniques.

But now, this kind of person invites himself to join the Holy Slave, and still takes over Sang Lao's position as the second in command, above the water ghost...

"Hey...cough, um!"

"What? What did you say? I didn't hear clearly?" Xu Xiaoshou cleared his throat and asked earnestly, but the muscles on his face were all convulsed.

His external expression is very calm, but the flesh on his cheeks has been twitching all the time.

"Change" control does not show. This is too shameless! It is understandable to do it once and again, but it is a bit too much to do it again and again.

This time, even the little ferret, whose brain became smaller, could tell that Master Shou was pretending to be crazy, obviously addicted to listening.

But Ba Zunfan couldn't hear anything like a fool, the corners of his lips curled up, and he was very patient: "Do you need me to say it a fourth time, Lord Shou."

"Hey hey..." Xu Xiaoshou couldn't hold back his laughter, and turned to look at the little junior sister.

"I wanted to reject him at first..." Seeing the cheap smile on Xu Xiaoshou's face, Lei Xi'er couldn't help but laugh: "You can do it."

"But he's too sincere!" He shouted three times, still in public... Who can resist this! If it were a water ghost, he would have to say something

"Okay, then don't answer, I will help you this time for free"! When Xu Xiaoshou turned his head and looked at Ba Zunfu again, he felt that this old boy had delicate features, and even those cloudy eyes exuded the charm of a mature man.

But he told himself that he couldn't go up, trying to control the smile on his face, and regained his composure: "I should reject you, to be honest..."

"I am the landlord of the first floor in the sky. If I want to become the second in command of your holy slave, wouldn't I be lowering my value..."

"No, no, no." Bazun interrupted with a smile, waving his hands.

"You misunderstood me, Lord Shou." It's time, stop barking, please...Xu Xiaoshou's lips curled up, and he almost didn't respond directly, he pressed the corners of his mouth hard.

Bazun went on to say: "The first floor in the sky has been separated, it is independent and noble."

"Just like Wuxiu and me, you and I will only have an equal cooperative relationship in the future."

"I can't command you, and I won't command you. After all, you won't be commanded anymore. We have to discuss, discuss, make plans and assign tasks together. No one is more noble than the other." There is that kind of weird and playful expression on the face.

Xu Xiaoshou's heart sank, he thought it was not good, he was about to reach out his hand to cover the old man's mouth, and interrupt the spellcasting. He has already said: "Think about it from another angle, you are still above me!"

"You are the owner of the first floor in the sky high above, and now you have to take the second place to be the second in command of my holy slave. This makes all my holy slaves feel honored, doesn't it?" I...Xu Xiaoshou Fixed in mid-air, as if the spell was interrupted by the reverse.

This time, he even

"Change" couldn't be held back anymore, he smiled and looked at Lei Xi'er, pointed at the eight masters and said: "He, he..."

"He's so good at talking!" Lei Xi'er couldn't get rid of the smile in her eyes, she was about to be overwhelmed by the two people's jokes, but she just calmly replied: "You look like a fool now." Yes!

I do look like a fool! Ba Zun knew how to speak like this, how could he be fooled if he thought about it with his toes and knew there would be a big hole behind him?

He clearly cheated himself so many times. Why this time, the urge to be fooled is still so strong!

Xu Xiaoshou's eyes swept over the faces of the people around him, and finally restrained his emotions completely. After making enough mental preparations, he planned to really refuse, and then looked at Ba Zunfu.

"Is Master Shou really unwilling to show you face?" That damned guy rushed to speak out!

"Don't care about anything else, just treat it as a way to save face for me, okay?" Grass! Xu Xiaoshou couldn't stand it anymore.

Having borrowed Ba Zun's face so many times, he realized for the first time that the power of this guy's face is really terrifying!

He is so good. In this wave, Xu Xiaoshou swore that even if the Moon Palace Slave came, he couldn't stand it.

"Give!"

"Today, I, Xu Xiaoshou, will give you this face!" At the beginning of the first floor in the sky, it was impossible to really get rid of the holy slave.

Even if he is a passer-by, Xu Xiaoshou will be moved by the sincere invitation of the eight masters five times and seven times, let alone he is the eight masters?

"That made me take it."

"Even if you still want to trick me, I will admit it." Xu Xiaoshou waved his big hand, grinning, and pulled out the order.

It wasn't until he got the cold token that he fell back to his senses from above the soft and fluffy clouds: "But I have to tell you, if you go too far, I will turn around and leave without saying a word!" ... What a frightening mouth, but it is able to use the phantom sword technique that does not trigger spiritual awakening, and lift people up to the clouds!

"Scared, passive value, +1."

"How could it be?" Ba Zunwen stretched out his hand with a smile,

"Happy cooperation." Xu Xiaoshou lowered his head, quietly watching the hand, the hand with only four fingers.

This will be a historic moment! Friends on the first floor in the sky, and family members who have not yet joined us, if you are really cheated in the future... don't blame me!

If you want to blame, blame the Bazun for being too familiar! Xu Xiaoshou took a long, deep breath, suppressed the waves in his heart, and under the witness of everyone, he squeezed that hand hard.

"Happy cooperation..." Whoops! There was a strange sound, and blood splashed. Xu Xiaoshou stared blankly at the four fingers that had been forcefully removed by his right palm, his eyes lost their light in an instant.

The heaven and the earth generate a cold air, which penetrates from the soles of the feet and goes straight to the sky.

"Damn it!!"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I was so excited that I forgot that you are a piece of shit now..."

"Ah, no, I didn't mean that either! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..." After Xu Xiaoshou realized it, he apologized desperately.

He even grabbed the wrists of the eight masters, and hurriedly exhaled the aura of life, like caring for grass, he wanted to join the only remaining four fingers of the disabled opposite, to take back his dignity, and by the way Act as if nothing happened.

laugh! There was another noise. Xu Xiaoshou's voice stopped abruptly. At this moment, his soul was almost out of the shell, and he stared blankly at the extra wrist in his left hand... He looked back at his right hand, a bunch of bloody fingers... He looked at the faces of the eight gods... ... so serious.

Why is it like this~ The world became quiet, and a beautiful melody sounded in Xu Xiaoshou's mind immediately.

"Hiss!" Finally, a large group of gasping voices burst out from the side. Mei Jiren's paper fan fell on the spot.

Lei Xi'er stretched out her hand to support her forehead, and covered her eyes by the way. The water ghost's scalp was numb, and he was so shocked that he stopped again and again, his body was frozen into an ice ghost like falling into the cold cellar of Jiuyou.

Kongtong said with a smile

After "Amitabha", Zhu Yiyi subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch him, then he came to his senses and lay down.

Master Han has never felt that the quality of sleep is as good as it is today, and he snores when he kicks his short legs.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." Xu Xiaoshou looked up to the sky and laughed four times, the laughter was hearty and domineering: "The wind is sunny, the sky is high and the air is refreshing, what a sky!" Put your fingers into your left palm, and stretch out your hand to squeeze into the void.

"Ha ha."

"Everything will be forgotten; the past is all a cloud... Come out, my treasure!" Squeeze again.

"Ha ha."

"Where is my ancestor's Shadow Staff?"

"Yo ho?"

"Although you can't see it, it exists."

"This thing is a gift from Kong Yuhen. Unexpectedly, I, Xu Xiaoshou, and Kong Yuhen still know each other. It's that Yuezhuo in the wine..."

"Enough." Bazun interrupted coldly.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." At the critical moment, when Xu Xiaoshou couldn't be summoned, the Ancestral Shadow Stick was already ashamed.

A rift in space opened up in the void, so timely, Kebigashi. Xu Xiaoshou's figure made a mistake.

In the next second, Xu Xiaoshou cried out in tears: "Boss, don't play like this!"

"Give me your fingers and wrist before leaving, so I can give them back!"

"Puchi." Lei Xi'er couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing. At this moment, everyone from

Waking up from the "sleeping dream", she looked at her in horror. As if being pardoned, the second real body also looked at her with an expression of great surprise and looking at the savior.

The eight masters couldn't help but look sideways. The smile on Lei Xi'er's face froze, her pretty face flushed, and even her ears seemed to be bleeding.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to." She said in a low voice, her voice trembling. As soon as the words were finished, Lei Xi'er's silver hair began to change color, began to turn black, and her body was shrinking at the same time - she actually chose the invincible escapism from the same school!

But in the middle of the card, Lei Xi'er's hair color can't change back, and when she opened her mouth, she uttered a loli voice full of resistance, terrified and sharp: "I don't want to go out!"

"No, you do."

"Don't come in!"

"No, I will."

"It's you who laughed, it's none of my business!"

"Ah!!" The last scream came from Lei Xi'er, who was usually extremely cold. The scene is completely out of control.

Everyone stared wide-eyed, looking at Xu Xiaoshou who escaped successfully, and then at Lei Xi'er who failed to escape, feeling that the world has become very exciting.

Bazun took a deep breath. He didn't care much at first, and he knew that everyone would ignore it.

Now it's done...

"Enough, really! You two." Bazun pinched the fist of the other hand, his knuckles were crackling, and the corners of his eyes were twitching.

The world instantly returned to silence. Lei Xi'er was stuck between half retreating, her hair was half silver and half black, and the second real body was holding her breath, afraid of making a sound.

Everyone who was awakened in the rear didn't even dare to close their eyes anymore, as if closing their eyelids would make a loud noise, making everyone's attention fall on themselves.

On the dead void island, silence spreads. Ba Zunzheng was about to speak again, breaking the silence, indicating that he was extremely generous, and he could still ignore the previous suspicions.

A crack in space suddenly opened up in the void...very slowly. very light. The speed is like a turtle crawling.

It seems that as long as this is the case, everyone can't see - all people with wide-eyed eyes are blind! From the crack, a hand quietly protruded out, and lightly poked the second real body's waist.

Then he went to his palm and started to stuff his fingers. The first one, the second one... After stuffing the finger, then stuffing the small half of the wrist.

Eh? After finding out that the capacity was not enough, that hand quietly moved to the left, and stuffed the wrist belonging to the Eight Masters into the left palm of the Second Avatar... without making a sound.

But under the watchful eyes of everyone, the silence at this moment is deafening.

"I have endured you for a long time!"

"Since Tiansang Linggong, I've wanted to kill you!" The eight monks raised their eyebrows upside down, and after a loud shout, they quickly attracted the folding fan that Meiji fell to the ground, turning it into a volley of swords. To stab.

"Okay! You kill me! I deserve to die! I don't deserve to live!" The second real body roared heartbreakingly, closed his eyes, and resorted to the ultimate killing method, trying to use advance as retreat to wake up eight A good conscience.

After all, the eight gods are good-natured and can tolerate people's big faults, not to mention that Xu Xiaoshou just joined the holy slaves and agreed to be equal.

At the last moment, he held back his momentum and did not vent his anger on this innocent substitute. Only then did everyone feel that the heart had reached the throat and fell back to its proper position.

At this time. After the eight gods learned how to absorb strength, they lost the folding fan restricted by strength.

With a sound of "huh", he unfolded himself. This sound is too harsh! It was louder than Zuyuan Emperor Jie's voice!

Everyone couldn't help but look sideways at the paper fan held high by the tail of the eight masters. Big characters on the fan surface, flamboyant and phoenix dancing, so unrestrained!

The side that everyone saw was: "It's easy to talk about." The side that Ba Zun saw was: "Awesome." Mei Jiren's heart twitched and almost stopped beating.

The eight masters were like puppets on a string, Kaka turned his head and glanced at this fairy-like gentleman.

The old Juggernaut had already closed his eyes ahead of time, and another paper fan was opened to cover his face. There are two thick and colorful characters on the fan: "Sorry." Didn't you mean it?

"Hmm." Bazun snorted, his chest bulged, and the corners of his lips overflowed with bright red.