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Konoha hot spring.

Uehara Kato soaked in the pool: "It's so comfortable."

Two days have passed since the jealousy between Mikoto and Kushina, but in the end, no result has been determined, and their sisterhood has become even more plastic.

This makes one party feel relieved, fight for what you have, as long as you don't cause trouble for him.

Women's affairs are too troublesome to deal with. It is not as simple as fighting the enemy with real swords and guns.

With his strength, how many people in today's ninja world can kill him in one face to face?

If they can't kill him the first time, they will definitely be the ones who die.

"Wow haha..."

A young man walked into the hot spring pool, with the same white hair as Uehara Kato.

"After eating and drinking, taking a bath is the most comfortable thing." The white-haired man smiled obscenely and leaned against the bamboo wall between the men's and women's baths.

Jiraiya.

Uehara recognized the person.

This is a super popular character in the original work who is more popular than the protagonist.

There is a saying that goes like this: A wandering dragon should return to the sea, and the sea will not welcome me.

This sentence comes from Jiraiya’s Heroic Story, and can be said to be his most authentic portrayal.

But today's Jiraiya, maturity and stability are not compatible with him.

"Hey hey hey..."

Jiraiya smiled lewdly.

At this time, there was only him and a kid in the men's bathroom, and it was time to do something good.

"Hey, kid."

Uehara: "..." I don't want to pay attention to this stinky look.

"What do you mean by the disdain on your face? Do you know who I am? I am Jiraiya-sama! You know the best-selling "Intimate Paradise", which was written by me."

Uehara: "..." Is it worth showing off?

But I have to admit, the content is really good.

"Are you the author of Intimate Heaven, Jiraiya-sama!" Uehara pretended to be surprised. Anyway, it's okay, just satisfy Jiraiya's vanity.

"Yes, I am."

Jiraiya raised his head proudly. He didn't expect that this white-haired kid was still a fan of his books. He was so happy.

Jiraiya's heart: Ah, hahahaha...

"Kid, since you are a fan of Jiraiya-sama's books, I will reluctantly take you with me when I draw the material for this new book." Jiraiya patted his chest, not thinking that he would spoil the child at all.

"Come here quickly."

Jiraiya opened a crack in the bamboo and his cheeks began to turn red.

"Hey hey hey..."

Uehara: "..."

What kind of person is he?

Snap.

Snap.

Snap.

Uehara stood up, walked over, and met Jiraiya head to head, looking at the other side.

The water mist on the opposite side is hazy, but the picture is very clear, high-definition and uncensored!

All kinds of... [As gentlemen, none of us are interested in the scene opposite, so I won’t describe it in more detail to avoid being overly eloquent.]

"you……"

Jiraiya watched enthusiastically, heard a "squeaking" sound, and looked at Uehara, it was not the sound of treading water.

Suddenly, the towel wrapped around Uehara's waist was lifted.

Jiraiya: "You..."

Uehara was about to collapse and sink into the water. Jiraiya looked at him like this, which was strangely embarrassing.

"...What did you eat when you grew up!" Jiraiya wanted to know eagerly.

Uehara: "..."

"Is this a normal human size?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Jiraiya fell into inferiority complex.

How old was he when he was this age?

Compare it now.

Him:8==0

One side:8===0

God is unfair!

"Let's get the materials first?"

"Yes, yes, let's focus on the materials." Jiraiya opened a crack again, but his mind was not on the other side, all he could think about was one side...

8===0

"Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it..."

Jiraiya kept hypnotizing himself, trying to get rid of the filth in his mind, but the thoughts he wanted to forget would become clearer depending on how many they weighed.

"Baga!"

Uehara: "..."

The men's bathhouse was peeping, and the women's bathhouse also noticed something strange.

As soon as Tsunade finished bathing, she discovered a tiny gap and eyes peeking over.

I really don’t know how to write the word “death”!

"Ah~"

Chakra gathered in the palm of her hand, making a fist with her right hand, and Tsunade rushed towards the gap.

Bang!

The debris flew around, and finally sank into the hot spring pool under the influence of gravity.

"Wow……"

A mouthful of old blood spit out from Jiraiya's mouth, dyeing the hot spring red.

Driven by the power of the fist, his body flew backwards, and when he hit the wall behind him, the wall shattered into a spider web...

One wall, two walls...

After three walls, at the fourth wall, Jiraiya's strength was greatly reduced and he fell to the ground.

"Ahem..."

"The ribs are broken... broken... Tsunade, you, you... are responsible."

After saying that, he fainted.

Tsunade looked cold, especially when she knew that Jiraiya was behind the wall, she didn't look good.

This is not the first time he has done this, and it may not be the last time, but it must be the most unforgettable lesson!

She has no strength.

Jiraiya's health was in bad shape now, but she wasn't worried.

Even if the leg is broken and the person is disabled...she can still save it.

that is……

Tsunade looked at Uehara. This child was also in the men's bathroom. Fortunately, he was not hurt, otherwise he would have felt guilty for a long time.

Fortunately, there weren't many people in the men's bathroom, so no one was accidentally injured except Jiraiya.

Tsunade felt relieved.

With thoughts racing in her heart, Tsunade's eyes fell on Uehara's slumped, red face...

"You, you, you, children can't be naked?!"

Uehara put a towel around him.

This was not his original intention, but Tsunade didn't give him a chance. As soon as Jiraiya was pulled down, the wall on the other side was broken. Did you give him time?

But fortunately, he was the one who was taken advantage of, and the other party was the one who questioned it.

Is it still reasonable?

Even if she is Nawaki's sister, one of the future Sannin of Konoha, and a disciple of the Third Hokage.

It can’t be like this!

The scarf is wrapped, but everything that needs to be seen is seen.

There were not many people in the men's bathroom, but there were so many people in the women's bathroom.

Tsunade broke the partition with one punch and attracted the attention of all the women.

The pervert was beaten away, and they were very grateful.

However, their attention is not on the pervert. If it had happened in the past, they might have yelled and yelled a few words like "shameless" and "pervert"... to show their shame and annoyance.

Now……

Sorry, not available.

because……

A white-haired child attracted them.

Or rather:

8===0

attracted them.

Is this the size a child should be?

Everyone present was breathing rapidly.

Uehara: "..."

It feels like a sheep has entered a wolf's den.

He said: "Tsunade-sama, you should hurry up and take a look at Jiraiya-sama's body. The punch you just made should be... very powerful, right?"

"Ahem, I'll go take a look."

Tsunade simply put on two pieces of clothing and went to check out Jiraiya's body.

As he walked, he said: "Look, what else are you looking at? The wall has been smashed. Why don't you get dressed quickly? Aren't you afraid that passers-by outside will see what you look like?"

The girls began to clean up.

Uehara walked out of the bathtub with his towel around him, not in the mood to continue soaking.

Follow the pace.

"Pa-ta", "pa-ta", "pa-ta"...

Everlasting.

The faces of the women began to heat up.