I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"Xiao Gao, do you have any ancestors?"

As soon as he entered the door, Gao Qiang heard Yi Zhilin say something like this?

Et...

Gao Qiang almost couldn't hold back.

That's right, who doesn't have an ancestor?

Did I jump out from the cracks in the rocks before anyone else?

Wouldn't that be a monkey grandson?

Gao Qiang thought depressedly, and then said:

"Uh...Master Yi, that's me... yes!"

"That's great, come on, take me to find your stranger.

Yi Zhilin clapped his hands and said.

What is the name of this riding horse?

Gao Qiang nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood,

Your old man doesn't want to live anymore, but I still want to live.

I want to find you.

I will not accompany you.

Say hello to me by the way.

Gao Qiang was depressed and stopped talking.

There is no way to accept this.

"Old Yi, your words don't match the preamble, can people understand you?"

Zhang Ruoxuan spoke at this time.

He said to Gao Qiang: "What Lao Yi means is, do you have any plaques from your parents or grandparents here?"

Gao Qiang was taken aback.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

That's what it means,

You should make it clear,

This good guy scares me.

I don't know if my soul is gone.

"Yes, yes, my father's memorial tablet is enshrined on the top floor."

Although Gao Qiang didn't know what the masters were going to do,

But he does enshrine his father's tablet on the top floor.

"Okay, take us there quickly."

Zhang Ruoxuan said.

So several people took the elevator to the top floor.

Gao Qiang opened a room door,

There is a lot of space inside, and there is no furnishings.

Only on the wall closest to the inside, there is an altar,

The table has incense candle tribute yellow paper,

On the back is the tablet of Zhou Qiang's father.

It says:

[China is the first to examine Gao Gong's taboo on the throne of the hero's mansion]

The small characters on the left read 【Male: Gao Qiang】

On the right is the time of death.

The same is small print.

The writing of this spirit card is exquisite.

The Chinese call it heaven, and this can be written or not.

Some can use laying instead.

Secondly, the word "so" can also not be written below,

The first test can also be written to show the test,

These two characters are common and can be written.

Men use the first test, and women use the first concubine.

"First" is a taboo term for "death",

"Xian" is also a respectful term, and it is used together with Kaofu as a respectful name for deceased parents.

At the same time, using the word "first" represents Gao Qiang's father's generation,

There are still people alive.

So use "first".

Gao is a surname, and Gong is an honorific title.

It is taboo to use a small font to write in a place slightly to the right,

Cannot be aligned with other words.

The word "taboo" means that a son cannot call his parents by their first names directly.

But here I have to write,

So use the word "taboo" to show respect.

The hero is Gao Qiang's father's name.

Together they are high heroes.

Fujun also means father, and is an honorific title.

The last god bit can also be used as a spiritual bit.

Tablets can also be written.

There are no fixed requirements.

written as a god,

In fact, it is the younger generation's respect for the deceased ancestors,

It means that your old man passed away and became a god.

That's probably what it means.

And remember,

The tablet must be written in block letters, and consecutive characters cannot be written.

Otherwise, it would be disrespectful to the dead.

In addition, the quantity of incense is also particular.

Up to three sticks of incense,

A stick of incense is also fine.

But you can't get an even number like two bars.

The so-called Shangxiang is not a double, and the double is dead,

That's the reason.

The number of incense should not exceed three,

Pass three times to worship God,

That is only when you are worshiping God.

The maximum number is nine, which is the extreme number.

Not more is better.

Some people went to offer incense to their ancestors, thinking that the more incense the better,

actually not.

As the saying goes:

Ordinary people only receive three wisps of smoke, and immortals sit under the seat of nine sticks of incense.

Nine sticks of incense are god-respecting.

If a mortal burns nine sticks of incense, isn't that throwing sand in the eyes of the gods?

To be backlashed.

And this fragrance is about living and dying together,

Lit together, extinguished together.

Can't be long and short,

These are all bad omens.

The three of Zhang Ruoxuan looked at it,

Gao Qiang's father's tablet is written in the right way,

The format is correct and the font is also block letters.

I knew it was written by a knowledgeable person.

It was not written by a peddler selling urns on the street.

The incense in the censer had just been burned out, and the smoke hadn't dissipated yet.

then nodded secretly,

Knowing that Gao Qiang's father's tablet was indeed instructed by a knowledgeable person.

"This is my father's tablet."

Gao Qiang said.

He didn't know what the three master masters were going to do,

So after the introduction, I don't know what to say.

The three looked at each other,

Zhang Ruoxuan went up to pick up a stick of incense,

Lit on the ever-burning lamp beside,

Raise your hands above your head in a bow,

Yi Zhilin and Wu Chengzhen bent over at the same time.

After that, Zhang Ruoxuan inserted the incense into the incense burner.

The so-called dead is the greatest.

The tablets are all written with gods.

they as guests,

Naturally, a stick of incense is required.

certainly,

No need to kowtow.

"Xiao Gao, come here and kneel down."

Yi Zhilin said in a low voice.

Gao Qiang walked over with a confused face,

Kneel down according to the words.

"kowtow!"

Yi Zhilin said again.

Gao Qiang respectfully kowtowed three times.

Yi Zhilin took a deep breath,

Put the candle bought for one hundred thousand in the candlestick on the table,

Then said to Gao Qiang: "You...you light it..."

After finishing speaking, he turned pale and stepped back several steps,

It seems to be afraid of something.

Zhang Ruoxuan and Wu Chengzhen also took a few steps back slightly.

Gao Qiang didn't know what the hell they were doing,

But since Master Yi said so,

He complied.

So I took out my lighter,

Go and light the candles on the table.

When it was time, he was still thinking,

This candle is one hundred thousand,

That's all, it's too wasteful.

Then he lit the wick of the candle with a lighter.

As soon as the candle was lit,

The light in the room suddenly dimmed,

As if the lights were blocked.

Yi Zhilin's face instantly became pale and bloodless,

Hands are shaking slightly.

Although Zhang Ruoxuan and Wu Chengzhen are better,

But his face was also pale, and his eyes widened.

The light in the room suddenly dimmed,

Gao Qiang was also taken aback,

I thought the light was broken,

look up,

not bad,

Are all the lights on well?

Why did the light in this room suddenly dim?

"Say what!"

Yi Zhilin said with a trembling voice.

What did you say?

Gao Qiang was a little dazed,

Although he comes to offer incense every day,

But never said anything.

now let him speak,

I didn't know what to say for a while,

I was in a daze when I suddenly remembered that I bought a lottery ticket just now?

So he said:

"Dad, bless me to win the lottery!"

After finishing speaking, he bowed his head respectfully.

at this time,

Strange things happened.

Just after Gao Qiang finished kowtowing,

The candle suddenly sped up,

Obviously looking at the flames, they are still a little bit bigger than peas,

But wax oil is disappearing crazily,

It took only ten seconds,

A candle twenty centimeters long,

It was burnt out!

Not even a drop of wax remained.

Fuck,

What kind of broken candle is this.

Counterfeit and shoddy products,

One hundred thousand yuan is gone so soon?

Gao Qiang complained in his heart.

After getting up, I found that the light in the room had also returned to normal.

Yi Zhilin and Zhang Ruoxuan were looking around in surprise.

I don't know what they are looking at.

Yi...Master Yi, shall we go out?"

Gao Qiang asked tentatively.

"Oh oh, get out, go, go.

Yi Zhilin's face was very ugly.

So a few people walked out, entered the elevator, and prepared to go back to the hotel room on the seventh floor.

enter the elevator,

According to the effort of the floor,

It was found that the lottery announcement was being broadcast on the TV in the elevator.

Gao Qiang took a look,

Hey, isn't this the issue I just bought?

Rank five, the first prize is 100,000.

So I took out my lottery ticket,

Ready to see if you won the lottery.

"The numbers for this draw are: 8, 6, 1, 2, 3."

"The following will ask a notary to notarize"

Gao Qiang could no longer hear the following words,

He stared blankly at the lottery ticket in his hand,

Feeling a little confused for a while.

The people behind noticed that something was wrong with him,

Just ask: "What's wrong?"

After a long time, I heard Gao Qiang say stupidly:

"Sh... hit!!!"

ah?

Several people were taken aback, and quickly looked at the lottery ticket in his hand,

I saw it said:

"8,6,1,2,3"

Not a single number is bad.

Really hit?

Everyone is stupid.

back to the room,

Gao Qiang felt dizzy.

It's not because he won the hundred thousand dollars.

It's because he just asked his dad to bless him to win the lottery.

It turned out to be a real winner.

This is too... divine.

Zhang Ruoxuan looked at him,

He opened the mouth and said: "It is almost certain that it is the legendary... Yin Zhu!

"Black candle?"

Gao Qiang asked puzzledly.

"Well, the black candle is a kind of thing that only exists in legends. According to the legend, when lit, it can communicate with the dark and dark, and get closer to the ancestors...

Speaking of which,

Gao Qiang suddenly reacted,

exclaimed:

"You...you mean, the reason why I won the lottery just now is because of that...that candle??!!"

Zhang Ruoxuan nodded.

hiss!

Gao Qiang widened his eyes,

Instantly felt creepy.

At this moment, he suddenly felt,

He bought this candle for 100,000 yuan,

What a ride.....so cheap!

The room fell silent again.

After a while, Wu Chengzhen smiled wryly and said:

"I didn't expect Master Fa to make the legendary Yin Candle besides being able to make talismans. This..."

She didn't know what to say anymore.

At this time, her

There is already infinite amazement and shock in my heart.

She thought she knew,

‥...seeking flowers...0

That's all.

But in the end I found out,

Faye casually leaked a little thing,

It is already the ceiling for them.

I really don't know where this guy came from.

Is it really walking in the world - the god of the underworld?

this moment,

Wu Chengzhen also felt a little unconfident.

And at this time,

Yi Zhilin's complexion has become very bad,

Literally the bloodless kind.

White and white.

He was about to speak,

at this time,

Then I heard Wang Xiaoyi tremble and say:

"He...he's.......was ga people!"

Everyone was stunned and looked at him one after another.

"Fuck, Master Fa really paid attention.

"Haha, it's decided."

"Scatter flowers, eat feast!"

"I, Shu Daoshan, beat Master Fa on the public screen.

"Fat master is awesome!"

"By the way, Master Fa's English is also very good."

"Why can't my father?"

"So excited, so exciting, so want to cry."

"Follow Master Fa, eat nine meals in three days, thief Jill is exciting.

"Fa Ye went out to fight, but he didn't give birth.

"Fat Master, awesome!"

When I saw that Yang Lin followed KISS paint 13,

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

The gifts are even more frantic.

And at this time,

Yang Lin was drawing something on the table with his head down and a brush.

Because he is using a computer to live broadcast now,

The camera is aimed at his face,

So netizens can't see what he is doing.

There is a barrage asking:

"Grandpa Fa, when will it be?"

Yang Lin just looked up and saw,

just laughed:

"Since everyone is so excited, let's give everyone a bonus today.

"Oye, Master Fa is going to give out benefits again."

"Fat Master Fa Master, is it a lottery to give away candles?"

"Fat Lord, can you give Xiaoxiao as a gift?"

"Holy shit, open the table, open the table, the upstairs is awesome.

"There is still a place next to Zhao Laosi's grave, which is just right.

"Fat Master, I'm wrong, can't you? Raise your hand and raise your hand."

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Yang Lin also wanted to laugh.

So he said:

"Our welfare today is not to give away things, and of course Xiaoxiao can't give away.

"Master Fa, don't be a fool, tell me quickly, what kind of benefits.

"That's right, Lord Fa, I'm dying of anxiety."

"Ding! Master Fa, tell me some benefits and give the anchor a supreme salute!"

Yang Lin first thanked the fans who gave gifts,

before saying:

"Our benefit today is... a lucky viewer will be selected from among the fans in the live broadcast room, and then I will send it to follow..."

As soon as this remark came out, the bullet screen in the live broadcast room was instantly emptied,

Not even one was missing.

After a while, a bomb came out weakly:

"Master Fa, I suddenly remembered that my three pigs haven't been fed yet, so I... I'll leave first."

"Yes, my big rooster called me."

"Holy shit, my dog ​​gave me a second child, I have to go.

For a while, Yang Lin's live broadcast room was full of barrage like this.

"Haha, just kidding everyone, if you pay attention, you will naturally not pay attention.

Yang Lin laughed.

"Huh, I'll just say it."

"Fat master knows how to joke."

"Fat Lord, you accompany my pants, they are wet!"

"I'm scared to pee, Master Fa is a good joke, don't make it in the future.

Netizens let out a long sigh of relief.

I was really scared to death just now.

Yang Lin said with a smile:

"Today's bonus is that I will draw a lucky viewer from the fans, and then this lucky viewer will designate the time for KISS Qi 13 Ga."

As soon as this remark came out,

The live broadcast room was quiet first,

Then the bullet screen exploded directly:

"Fuck, can you still play like this?"

"New gameplay? I'm so excited, what the hell."

"This, this... If this is drawn, wouldn't it be the same as honoring the ancestors?

"This is too exciting, the whole body is shaking."

"Grandpa Fa really knows how to live broadcast.

"Fat master, tell me how to smoke, my blood is boiling right now.

"This, I can't believe it! Can you still do this?"

"Ding! Master Fa's leg pendant 22 presented the anchor with a supreme salute!"

Yang Lin said with a smile:

"There is no need to give gifts, I will send out a lottery, and you can participate with a coin, and see who is the lucky one."

After finishing speaking, he sent out a lottery that only cost 1,000 to participate in.

Originally, this kind of lottery had a limit on the number of people,

But Li Qian had already turned Yang Lin's account into a super account.

There is no limit to the number of people in this sweepstakes.

Although there is only 1 coin per person, there are so many people in Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

More than 30 million people.

Just for the lottery draw, Yang Lin had to earn several million.

But Yang Lin didn't expect to go anywhere.

Just for convenience.

"I must be the lucky one."

"Don't rob me, I want someone."

"Go away, all of you, the lucky one is mine."

For a while, the live broadcast room was boiling.

ten minutes later,

Sweepstakes ends,

A name appeared on the sweepstakes page:

Zixi Yang!.