I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Damn it!

Ma Qifeng covered half of his ears in pain and jumped wildly,

Blood flowed continuously from his fingers.

In a few seconds, the blood flowed all over the face.

The casual clothes next to me were shocked at first glance,

"Tao, slot, look at your numbness, damn Shen Jian, stop the bleeding quickly.

Ma Qifeng was about to shed tears of pain, and yelled at casual clothes.

"oh oh!"

Only then did Shen Jian, who was wearing casual attire, come to his senses,

Quickly took out the little medicine bag,

With a puff, it slapped on Marche Peak's ear,

finally,

the bleeding was stopped,

Ma Qifeng's face turned pale from the pain,

Staring at my half ear on the ground,

Eyes are red.

"I, trough, you, mom, ah!!!"

He felt that he could no longer suppress his raging anger,

The string of reason snapped directly.

Roaring, he rushed towards Du Wenming.

"Xiao Xiao, you wait for a while, I'll go out for a while.

Yang Lin put on his coat,

For Lin Xiaoxiao.

"It's so late, what are you doing, boss?"

Lin Xiaoxiao poked her head out of the bedroom with a strange expression on her face.

It was the first time she saw the boss going out at night,

Are you going out on a date with a young lady?

"Oh, go and swatte two flies, I'll be back in a while, you go to bed first."

Yang Lin smiled, opened the door and walked out.

As soon as he went out, a piece of yellow talisman paper appeared between his two fingers,

Yang Lin moved his hand slightly,

Talismans burn automatically,

Emits a hazy pale blue flame.

two seconds later,

The flame disappeared, the talisman turned into flying ash and fell,

But it didn't land, but drifted in a certain direction.

Yang Lin smiled,

He unhurriedly rode on the little electric donkey he had just finished polishing,

Followed behind the paper ash.

"Yi Zhilin, you're a good kid, this guy is resplendent and resplendent.

Shengqiang Building Seventh Floor,

Among the magnificent three 8-box boxes,

After Li Qing looked around for a while,

said laughingly.

At this time, Gao Qiang was not around, and the three of them were old acquaintances.

I am used to joking on weekdays.

Naturally, he has no scruples when speaking.

Yi Zhilin smiled,

"I'm an idle fish and a wild crane. How can I be as handsome as you two, one is upright and the other is the head teacher, and the other is the headmaster of Chongfu Taoist Academy, who is making money every day."

"Come on, none of us know who.

Li Qingyuan smiled, and then asked:

"By the way, why did you come to Jiang Cheng?"

Yi Zhilin sighed:

"We are born to be a hard worker, running around to make a living, unlike you, who are worshiped at home."

"Speak well, don't let the yin and yang be weird."

Li Qingwei said, and then beat the emperor Yi Zhilin with a strange expression.

"Huh? Why do I feel that you are not the same as before? It feels like you have become... Well, how should I put it, it feels a little out of the world."

Li Qingyuan also nodded and said:

"I wanted to say it just now, as if I had realized it, mysterious, very mysterious.

Both of them looked at Yi Zhilin curiously.

They used to deal with Yi Zhilin often.

In their circle,

Yi Zhilin is the kind of person who values ​​money very much.

In their words,

It just smells like copper.

It's all about money.

Otherwise, Gao Qiang would not have come all the way to find him.

But see you today,

Yi Zhilin gives people a very different feeling,

It's like being baptized,

Some are transcendental, as if they have attained the Tao.

Make them feel very strange.

So I involuntarily took a second look.

But the more I look at it, the more I think Yi Zhi Lynch is weird,

It feels like a different person,

It doesn't have the same taste as before.

"What the hell is going on?"

Both were very curious.

Yi Zhilin smiled wryly upon hearing this, shook his head and said:

"It's hard to say, let's talk again when we have a chance, we won't talk about it today.

Seeing that Yi Zhilin was unwilling to speak.

The two are not easy to force.

They changed the subject and chatted about other things.

talking and talking,

Yi Zhilin asked about the purpose of the two of them coming to Jiang Cheng.

"As entrusted by an acquaintance, come and do me a favor."

Li Qingwei said a word, and suddenly remembered the dust-proof talisman in his arms.

Said proudly:

"By the way, Lao Yi, today I will show you something good to open your eyes.

Yi Zhilin froze for a moment: "What good thing?"

Li Qing smiled triumphantly, and took out a dust-avoiding talisman from his bosom,

It was displayed in front of Yi Zhilin.

Yi Zhi Lin frowned as soon as he saw it

"Isn't this just a dust-avoiding talisman? This is... a good thing 々||?"

He shook his head and said.

Although he has been to Yang Lin,

But he didn't care about what was on the counter.

So I didn't recognize the origin of this dust-avoiding talisman.

In addition, when Zhang Ruoxuan met him,

There was no mention of the dust talisman at all.

So Yi Zhilin didn't know at this time,

This dust talisman is related to Yang Lin.

"Isn't this just a dust-avoiding talisman? Fuck it, listen, listen, it's human language?"

Li Qing had a slight expression on his face that you are just a bumpkin.

The tail is almost up to the sky.

Yi Zhilin was puzzled.

Looking carefully at the things in Li Qingwei's hand again,

That's right,

It's just a dust talisman,

Yellow paper is the lowest grade of yellow paper,

The kind he doesn't bother to use.

Cinnabar....Fuck,

Isn't this cinnabar? It's red ink?

Do you keep this thing as a baby?

Got your brain kicked by a donkey?

Shaking his head, Yuan Zhi Lin felt that it would be better to stay away from these two people in the future.

Otherwise, it is easy to be lowered in IQ.

"Hehe, Lao Yi, watch with your eyes wide open, don't drop your jaw in shock."

Li Qing raised his chin slightly, with a look of disdain,

Like a slow-motion close-up,

Put the dust talisman on the table in front of you.

 …

Nothing happened!

Yi Zhilin looked at him like he was mentally retarded.

Li Qingwei was also dumbfounded.

can't

What did you do, why doesn't it work?

At this moment,

Li Qingyuan kept coughing at the side, and whispered to his brother:

"No ash, no ash!"

"oh oh!"

Li Qing reacted slightly.

The big dining table in the hotel,

shining brightly,

don't talk about dust,

can be used as a mirror,

He put this dust-proof amulet on it,

Get away.

What should I do?

He still counts on this pretend.

Do you want to carry a handful of soil with you in the future?

Isn't that a little fishy?

Looking at the floor, there is a brand new carpet,

There is no dust either.

 …

Li Qingwei lost his mind for a while.

At this time, Li Qingyuan suddenly saw a large pot of fortune tree placed in the corner next to it,

There is soil in the pot.

Immediately, the eyes are bright, isn't the net here?

He quickly poked Li Qingwei, his chin raised towards the flower pot.

Li Qing took a look,

Biu Tefo.

Quickly ran over and grabbed a handful of soil and came back,

Then it was sprinkled around the dust talisman.

Everyone in Yi Zhilin is stupid,

What are these two brothers doing?

What about drama?

This comes and goes.

He just wanted to say what are you two doing,

Suddenly, he saw the soil that Li Qingwei had just sprinkled on the table move.

hiss!

Yi Zhilin suddenly stood up and took a deep breath.

This this...………

He rushed over in disbelief,

Lie down on the dust-proof talisman and look carefully.

Fuck.

yes,

The dust that Li Qingwei sprinkled just now is really moving,

Centering on the dust-proof talisman,

Slowly moving away, forming an ever-expanding circle.

I am Nima...

What's going on?

Yi Zhilin was stunned.

Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan saw Yi Zhilin's expression,

It's just terrific.

Just like eating ice cream during the dog days,

The whole body is comfortable.

At this moment, they felt that the six million was not wronged at all.

As a well-known Fengshui master in the circle, Master Yi, besides,

It is conceivable that those dignitaries saw this,

What kind of shocked expression should it be?

"Avoiding.....Avoiding dust..... Talisman?"

Yi Zhilin took a breath and said in disbelief.

"That's right, it's the Dust Avoidance Talisman."

Li Qing said proudly.

Then in the eyes of Yi Zhilin Baba,

He put the dust-proof talisman on the table into his arms.

the dust stops moving,

A great circle is formed.

Yi Zhilin looked at the big circle,

Eyes are straight.

He stammered and asked, "Where...where did it come from?"

Li Qing took a look at Li Qing Genichi,

Cleared his throat and said:

"It is the system of poverty."

Yi Zhi Lin Yi couldn't close his mouth when he heard it.

"You...you drew it?"

They all play in a circle,

Who doesn't know who.

Thousands of years of Taoist cultural heritage,

In the hands of their generation,

Very few can be passed down.

Even if there are still some inheritance,

There are also some furs and the like.

For example, his feng shui technique and his junior sister's calculation technique.

But even so, it has benefited them for a lifetime.

There is no end to food and clothing.

A little fur is fine.

Some simply cut off the inheritance.

For example, the talisman technique of Zhengyi School.

Perhaps in ancient times, the Zhengyi faction was indeed the leader in talismans.

But after such a long period of history,

Up to now, this talisman method has long become a legend.

Although Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan said all day long that their talisman was orthodox,

But in fact,

Everyone in the circle knows that it is all a lie.

It's just some symbols drawn with cinnabar on the yellow paper.

It's useless.

But now...

These two people actually drew the dust-avoiding talisman?

And it's a real guy, not a song to fool people.

for a while,

Yi Zhilin had an unbelievable feeling.

wrong

Very wrong!

Yi Zhilin shook his head suddenly.

He knew these two brothers long ago,

He knows the characters of these two brothers clearly,

To put it simply, it's a terrible fart.

If you can pretend today, you won't be able to wait until tomorrow.

If it is possible to draw the dust-proof talisman, it has been drawn a long time ago.

Simply won't wait until now.

In other words, this dust-avoiding talisman must have another origin.

For example, which Taoist sage's relic Dongfu and so on.

Although such things are equally strange,

But it is more reliable than saying that the two brothers drew it.

Thinking of this, he went on to say:

"I don't believe you made it, tell me, which ruins did you get it from?"

"I knew you were going to say that, ha ha!"

Li Qing shook his head with a slight sneer,

Then he reached out and took out a stack of the same talismans from his pocket,

He smiled and said, "Do you think I just drew one?"

Yi Zhi Lin Yi looked silly,

Holy crap, are there so many?

If you want to say one or two pieces, you can also say which ruins you got them from.

But there are at least ten cards in this stack.

Is it really made by Li Qingwei?

"Fake...fake?"

He said in disbelief.

".々Oh, fake?"

Li Qing shook his head slightly, and put the stack of dust-avoiding talismans on the table.

next moment,

The dust that fell on the table moved outward frantically.

Dusty.

"Ahem...fuck...cough...they're all real guys.

Yi Zhilin said in shock while spitting out the soil from his mouth.

After a while, he suddenly grabbed Li Qingwei's arm frantically,

"Give...Give me one!!"

Li Qingwei shook off his hand and said disdainfully:

"Who told the lie just now?"

"I was wrong, give me one! No, no, I'll buy one!"

Yi Zhilin's eyes were red.

Fuck, the dust-proof talisman.

What a guy.

Who has seen this.

The cow got mad.

"Sell you one?"

Li Qing squinted at Yi Zhilin:

"It's easy to say, drawing a dust-avoiding talisman consumes a lot of my spiritual energy, and I can't recover it in a few years."

Yi Zhilin wanted to say Reiki, you der, how can you have such a thing now.

Regardless of second thoughts,

Oh no,

If there is no spirit,

Where did those talismans come from?

Could it be that Li Qingwei really cultivated spiritual energy?

Damn, can't you?

He felt that his three views had been severely impacted.

The notion that has always been a bit untenable.

I was extremely shocked.

Desperately clinging to Li Qingwei, he wanted a dust-avoiding talisman.

But Li Qingwei didn't say anything,

The proud eyebrows and beard are trembling.

At this moment, Li Qingyuan's phone rang,

He picked up and said a few words before hanging up the phone.

"It's from the Yuan family, and they will send troops over.

"Um."

Li Qing nodded slightly.

Looking back, I saw Yi Zhilin with a stern face,

The eyeballs rolled.

I have a calculation in my heart.

This time, the people from the Yuan family came to their Brotherhood for some reason.

But I know my own affairs,

In addition to the fact that the two brothers have made some achievements in touching the bones,

Everything else is clueless.

It's okay to fool people,

In terms of real ability, it is still a bit embarrassing after all.

But Yi Zhilin is different,

This guy is a disciple of Master Xie Xinxin,

On top of Feng Shui,

It is indeed true.

Why don't you pull this guy up this time,

In case of Feng Shui problems,

It can also be solved not (Zhao Lihao).

Thinking of this,

He pretended to be pondering and said:

"Well, it's not impossible to sell you one, but there is a case.

Yi Zhilin hurriedly asked: "What conditions?"

"In the past two days, you have to follow our brothers and help us."

Li Qing narrowed his eyes slightly and said.

Yi Zhi Lin Yi hesitated a little when he heard this,

Just nod to say yes.

He also has some attainments in Feng Shui,

Neither will the others.

Li Qingwei came to him for nothing more than looking at Feng Shui.

For him, it's a trivial matter.

Can be exchanged for a dust-proof talisman,

worth it.

With this dust talisman,

He took it back and studied it carefully,

Maybe the mystery inside can be solved.

and,

The two brothers Li Qingwei can draw the dust-proof talisman,

It may be true as they say,

He cultivated aura.

Follow them by yourself, maybe you can learn one trick or two.

"Then it's settled, eat first, and a car will come to pick us up later, and you will be with us then."

"good!"

Yi Zhilin nodded.

Li Qingwei and Li Qingyuan looked at each other, amused in their hearts.

I feel more and more worth the six million flowers in my heart.

At this time, Gao Qiang came in with a smile all over his face.

With a few accompanying guests.

After saying hello, let the waiter start the upper floor.

After the waiter came in,

Looking blankly at the dirt on the table,

I was still wondering.

He obviously wiped it,

Why is there so much soil?

Look again, isn't this inside the flowerpot?

What do you guys do with the soil in the flower pots?

Are you playing mud in the Northeast?

The waiter complained in his heart.

But after all, they are all distinguished guests,

She is also embarrassed to say,

He took the rag and prepared to wipe the table.

Seeing this, Li Qingyuan,

He put away the dust talisman on the table again.

ready to eat.

However, what no one noticed at this time is that

In the lower right corner on the back of those talismans,

There is a very small trace of the seal,

There are several words written on it:

All the way to the funeral. .