I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

He looked at the fourth reward: Soul Fragrance!

Like the black candle, the soul incense is also an item reward,

And the cost is the same, one month life.

 …

A soul force field is formed within three meters, slowly increasing the power of the soul?

Can it also eliminate disasters and diseases, and prolong life?

To be honest, this explanation of the poplar system is not very clear.

But with the heaven-defying effect of the black candle, pearls and jade are in front,

Presumably this soul fragrance is not far behind.

Give it a try if you get a chance.

Yang Lin thought,

Then he looked at the task of the fifth stage.

when seeing the first,

He nearly fell off the bike.

Fuck,

Cumulative lifespan reaches 1500 years?

where are you playing

He saved these 500 years of life,

I've exhausted my old nose,

The result is now directly into 1500?

Where can I get you a thousand years?

Wait a millennium?

Yang Lin was going crazy.

Is this not a pure mentality?

After complaining for a while, and then looking at the tasks behind,

Use the method of arithmetic to eliminate disasters and difficulties for a total of 30 people,

This is quite normal,

Also very easy to complete.

But what the hell is the last mission?

Create a large-scale disaster, requiring more than 50 deaths??

To be honest, when Yang Lin saw this,

They were all stunned.

let him create a disaster,

And the death toll is more than 50.

Oh My God,

How is this done?

Although Yang Lin is a bit indifferent to life now,

But it hasn't reached such a crazy level yet, has it?

Create a disaster and kill 50 people?

Yang Lin can only say that the system or you can play,

Six six six.

It seems that this can only be left temporarily.

Let everything go.

riding a donkey,

Yang Lin thought about his thoughts, and soon returned to his small shop.

did not return overnight,

Lin Xiaoxiao has long been eager to see through,

Seeing Yang Lin come back at this time,

Very happy.

"Boss, what did you do last night?"

Lin Xiaoxiao pouted and asked.

"Oh, didn't I say it, I went out and swatted two flies.

Yang Lin said with a laugh.

It was already afternoon,

Yang Lin forgot to eat at Du 13 Yuejin's place.

feeling hungry,

So Xiaoxiao cooked Baokang Shuaifu instant noodles for him,

I ate it happily.

After eating noodles,

I'm fine for a while, remembering that I haven't started the live broadcast for a long time,

Then he started the live broadcast.

Just a few seconds into the broadcast,

Many netizens came in smelling it.

"Master Fa, you finally started broadcasting.

"Flowers thank you series."

"Aren't we Ga people today? How many Ga people?"

"Fat Lord, do you still have that candle? My mother wants one."

"Master Fa, let's watch the video today, it's been a long time since I watched Master Fa.

"Yes, yes, continue to watch the video."

There are no two minutes since the broadcast started,

Millions of netizens flooded into his live broadcast room,

Li Qian from Douyin got the report,

The super server line was assigned to Yang Lin immediately.

Looking at the barrage flying randomly in the live broadcast room,

Yang Lin smiled slightly and said:

"Okay, since everyone has made such a strong request, let's watch the video for a while today."

Hearing what Yang Lin said,

The barrage started flying around again.

"Wow, the adrenaline is pumping again."

"I like to follow Faye to watch videos, thief Jill is exciting.

"Master Fa, wait a minute, I will delete all my videos.

"Hey, why didn't I think of it, I will delete it too."

"Remind."

"Damn it, fuck a good guy.

made a fuss,

Yang Lin started his video watching journey with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Strange to say,

Maybe he's lucky today,

or other factors,

Haven't uploaded a few videos yet,

Just came across a video of a female blogger.

at the same time,

The long-lost system prompt text also appeared in front of my eyes:

【Ding! Service object detected, ID: Sister Fox】

[Death prediction: 83% fatality rate due to food poisoning within 10 minutes]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

It really came out.

Yang Lin looked at the girl dancing hard on the screen speechlessly.

There was a burst of complaints in my heart.

It's also been a long time since he's flashed the system's death prompt.

Didn't expect it to start broadcasting today,

Just brush one out.

I don't know if he was lucky,

Or this fox sister is too unlucky.

But Yang Lin thinks very openly,

Things like brushing videos,

Random.

Even if he can't get the video of Sister Fox,

Within half an hour, she would also die of food poisoning.

port transport

She had food poisoning before,

And Yang Lin just happened to know the cause and effect.

His death had nothing to do with Yang Lin.

casually sighed,

Yang Lin then clicked on the comment area,

Then send likes and follow as usual,

Plus an ad that I haven't posted for a long time:

"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you worry-free after marriage, and you can get 10% off if you book in advance!"

As soon as this advert came out,

Hula~

All the water friends in Yang Lin's live broadcast room ran away.

What did you do?

Of course, I went to Sister Fox's homepage to leave a message.

At this time, in the district of Demon Kyoichi,

A girl in sexy and hot clothes is turning on the computer,

While eating the snacks next to him.

She is the fox sister.

I just took a hot bath and dressed myself up nicely,

It's about to go live.

Then the door opened behind her,

A big, round, greasy man walked in shirtless,

Hugged the fox sister from behind.

"Oh, I hate it, this is going to be broadcast live.

Sister Fox said coquettishly.

"Oh, then I'll go first."

The greasy man smiled, turned and left the room.

After a while, I heard the door knocking,

Sister Fox curled her lips in disdain.

"Who the hell wants to stay overnight after spending 100,000 yuan? Cut."

She muttered.

"Looks like I'm going to find someone to take advantage of again tonight, this is not good, there is no oil to squeeze.

While thinking, she turned on the computer,

Logged in to Live Companion.

At this moment,

She suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach,

A little bit of pain.

But she didn't care either,

Instead, continue streaming.

After clicking Douyin,

She habitually went to her homepage to look,

As a result, I saw that the comments under the first video were growing rapidly.

Sister Fox is stupid.

I... am I on fire?

She thought dazedly.

Then click in to see the message...

Groove, fox, run away, Master Fa is paying attention to you. "

"Fuck off, if you have any last words, hurry up and say them."

"It's so beautiful, it's a pity to regret it."

"Eating table."

"Fox, you sent it, alas."

Fa..... Fa Grandpa???

Sister Fox's face turned pale,

As a live broadcaster on Douyin,

How could she not know who Master Fa is?

I... I was followed by Master Fa?

The whole fox was dumbfounded.

"Calm down, calm down, the netizens must be joking, Master Fa won't pay attention to a small person like me.

She tried to calm herself down,

Then pull down the comment area with trembling hands.

Then, she saw Yang Lin's comment:

"Funeral all the way: professional yin and yang, guarantee you no worries after death, 10% discount for booking in advance!"

Karma~~~

Sister Fox collapsed directly on the chair.

And at this time,

Her stomach has been getting more and more painful, like something,

like churning her bowels,

It made her whole body twitch.

"Ah, my stomach hurts so much!!"

Sister Fox feels like there are stars in front of her eyes,

The world has turned khaki,

The man fell slowly on the chair.

He started to foam at the mouth and gradually lost his breath.

After a few minutes,

door knocking,

The greasy uncle shouted at the door:

"Fox, I forgot my car keys. I'll come in and get them. Are you live?"

After a while, there was no answer from the fox sister,

Uncle pushed us away,

As a result, at first glance, I saw the fox limply fell on the chair,

Eyes closed, foaming at the mouth.

There are also snacks that I sent by myself.

"Fuck!"

The greasy man is dumbfounded,

Hurry up and take a breath...

"No... not breathing?"

The greasy man panicked completely.

After a moment of silence,

He just woke up,

Quickly took out the phone and dialed 120,

Then called the police again.

After doing all this,

He collapsed on the ground, crying loudly:

"It's over, it's completely over now."

"The tigress at home won't let me go."

"I'm dead!!!"

[Ding! It is detected that the target of attention is dead, and life calculation begins]

[ID: Sister Fox, original name: Hu Wenwen, instant life span 30, gain ratio 10:1, host life span: 3, host current life span 503]

Yang Lin, who was continuing to watch the video, heard the system prompt.

It seems that the fox sister still failed to escape her fate in the end.

sighed slightly,

He continued to scan the video.

more than an hour passed,

Except for that fox sister,

For a moment, he didn't come up with a target customer.

Helpless, I could only hastily ended my journey of watching videos.

"Master Fa, are you still selling candles today? Really, I really want one."

"That's right, Lord Fa, can we light candles?"

"Fat Lord, you don't know, but now your candles have been fried to one hundred thousand candles."

"I bought it from a water friend for 150,000 two days ago."

"That's right, scalpers are too dark."

Look at the barrage of netizens,

Yang Lin suddenly remembered,

Didn't I just get a soul incense reward?

Just get it out and sell it.

So he quietly made twelve soul incense sticks under the table.

A total of 1 year of life was consumed.

Then he smiled to the netizens in the live broadcast room:

"Today we don't sell candles, today we sell something new.

Upon hearing him say that,

The water friends in the live broadcast room were instantly excited.

"Ah? What's new?"

"Another good thing?"

"Fat Lord, is it the same as that candle?"

"Fuck, Master Fa, you finally found out your conscience.

"Ding! Master Fa's leg pendant 22 presented the anchor with a supreme salute."

Yang Lin took out the twelve soul incense sticks,

After looking at it,

It is found that there is basically no difference in thickness and size from ordinary incense,

The only thing that doesn't pass is that the whole body of the soul fragrance is black,

It does not appear to have any impurities.

It smelled like nothing.

This is actually the first time he has seen this thing,

I don't know how it works,

But presumably produced by the system, the effect is naturally needless to say.

So he picked up the twelve sticks of incense,

Aimed at the camera and said:

"Today we don't sell candles, but this incense, a total of twelve, one hundred thousand, pre-order as soon as possible.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Ten...hundred thousand? Fuck, it's not as thick as a candle, and it's more expensive than a candle."

"That's right, candles are only sold for 10,000 yuan, so how come this incense is sold for 100,000 yuan?"

"It's too expensive to afford.

"That's right, I've been saving for a long time, and I've saved enough 10,000 yuan to buy candles."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

For a while, the water friends in the live broadcast room wailed.

Yang Lin doesn't care too much,

Hang Hunxiang directly on the little yellow car.

Originally, this thing did not seem to be used by the poor.

One month life.

"The little yellow car has already been released. If you want it, hurry up and grab it. Each person is limited to one."

he said with a smile.

"It's so expensive, who would buy it...fuck, no... no?"

"Your uncle, Weiqian is so fast?"

"Cry to death, I just stole money from my wife."

180 "Master Fa, there are only 12, too few, can you get more?"

At this time, the number of people in Yang Lin's live broadcast room was 30 million.

It took less than a second for the twelve soul incenses to be on the shelves,

declared sold out.

Those netizens who didn't grab it were wailed.

"How do you use this incense? Master Fa. Is there anything I should pay attention to?"

At this time, someone asked in the live broadcast room.

Obviously a netizen who snatched the soul fragrance.

Seeing this, Yang Lin smiled and said:

"There is nothing to pay attention to, just click and sit next to it, and it should not exceed the range of 3 meters.

"Oh ok, thank you Faye."

interacted with netizens for a while,

Yang Lin chose to download.

stretched out,

Yang Lin looked at the time,

At this time, the time has come to more than six o'clock in the afternoon,

Slightly hungry.

But Xiaoxiao is cooking in the kitchen,

The smoke from the kitchen is curling up, just like the fireworks in the world.

Life is like this, and there is probably nothing else to ask for.

early the next morning,

Yang Lin woke up and looked at the time, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning.

Get up, wash your face, wash your teeth as usual.

Then have breakfast.

when eating,

Lin Xiao's novel:

"Boss, there are three people kneeling at the door. It seems that they have been kneeling since last night. How do you remember?"

"Among them is the old man who ate bird droppings two days ago."

There was not even a hint of surprise on Yang Lin's face.

Just say lightly:

"Ignore them, let them kneel down, I will take you to the Jinmao Tower after dinner, there is something to sign."

"oh!"

Lin Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue and didn't dare to say anything.

at the same time,

chariot kingdom,

In that luxurious manor,

Abu Du, the leader of the SNN organization, is listening to the report of his subordinates,

A member of the SNN agency said with enthusiasm:

"Leader, our people are ready for everything."

"When you give an order, the gospel of SNN will completely reverberate in Jiang Cheng, and even the entire Dragon Kingdom.

Abu nodded in satisfaction, and said:

"Well, you have done a good job. The second attack will definitely deal a fatal blow to those heretics."

"At nine o'clock local time on August 18, at their party, the radiance of the Lord will completely illuminate the land."

All the members of the organization in the room shouted frantically:

"Long live SNN, long live SNN."

Abu Du stretched out his hand to stop them and asked:

"By the way, what happened to the man we died two days ago? How did I hear that there was a necromancer in there? Grandfather or something?"

One person replied:

"Leader, that's just a deceitful trick by the people of Long Kingdom, who sent an Internet celebrity to bluff and deceive under the banner of a necromancer.

"That person died of a heart attack, which has nothing to do with the curse."

Abdu nodded and said:

"The people of Long Kingdom like to play tricks like this, well, you all go down and do things."

"Check all the links again to ensure that there are no problems.

"By the way, invite me Mr. Jiang Wen, and I want to pray to him."