I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

early morning!

Yang Lin stretched beautifully,

Just about to habitually call out a little,

It turned out that he was sleeping on a kang,

Then I remembered that I didn't go back yesterday,

He fell asleep at Cao Weishuan's house.

It seems that he and Lin Xiaoxiao slept on the same kang.

While thinking, he turned his head to look at Lin Xiaoxiao,

But it turned out that Lin Xiaoxiao~ was empty,

People are gone.

"Did you wake up?"

As soon as Yang Lin came up with this idea, he felt that something was wrong in his bed.

Lifting the quilt and looking down, he felt numb in an instant.

"Fuck."

"Little boy, when did you come to my bed?"

he yelled in horror.

Lin Xiaoxiao rubbed her sleepy eyes,

muttering:

"Boss, what are you calling early in the morning, I'll make breakfast in a while... Ah~

She hasn't finished speaking yet,

I found myself with one leg on Yang Lin,

One arm was around Yang Lin's waist.

"Old...boss, why did you run away...you got caught by me when you ran away?"

Lin Xiaoren was dumbfounded and shouted in horror.

Yang Lin was furious,

This is really the villain's first complaint.

Immediately said angrily:

"Open your big Kazilan eyes and see, whose claim is this?"

Lin Xiaoxiao poked his head out and took a look,

Instantly blushed, covering his eyes and said.

"Oh, boss, why did you drag me into your bed?"

bang!

Yang Lin, who had just crawled out of bed, bumped her head against the edge of the kang.

At this moment, he is dying!

made a fuss for a while,

The two of them woke up,

Lin Xiaoxiao's face is still red.

Fortunately, neither of them took off their clothes last night,

Otherwise,

The consequences could be disastrous.

"Boss... I... Why did I fall asleep and run into your bed?"

Lin Xiaoxiao asked with a blushing face.

"Who knows you."

Yang Lin said angrily,

He doesn't want to talk to this silly girl anymore,

I ran to other people's bed at night and didn't say anything,

At the end of the day, I beat it upside down,

If this is seen,

There are eight mouths on the body, and it is hard to tell.

It really echoed the words of netizens:

"Pass it on, Xiaoxiao put Master Fa to sleep.

I'll sleep with you big head ghost.

Yang Lin rolled his eyes violently!!

"Yang...Mr. Yang, are you up? The washing water has been boiled.

outside the door,

Cao Weishuan's voice came in.

"Get up, come in."

Yang Lin said while putting on his shoes.

They were pushed away, and Cao Weishuan and his wife came in with a washbasin each.

Yang Lin Yi sees,

Washbasins, toothbrushes, and towels are all brand new.

Looks like it was just bought.

"I have a heart."

Yang Lin nodded with a smile.

"No...it's okay!"

Cao Weishuan remembered what happened last night,

My heart trembled a little, and I didn't dare to lift my head.

His wife is not as nervous as Cao Weishuan,

She also secretly looked at Lin Xiaoxiao, only to find that Lin Xiaoxiao's face turned into a big apple,

Can't help but smile knowingly.

brush your teeth and wash your face,

after going out,

A gust of cool air blows in,

Yang Lin took a deep breath,

Feel refreshed.

The air in the countryside is better than that in the city.

Not so many impurities.

Like the sweet spring water in the mountains,

intoxicating.

"Quickly, kneel down and kowtow to Mister!"

Cao Weishuan led his eldest son Cao Xiaolong over,

Let Cao Xiaolong kowtow to Yang Lin on his knees.

He also knelt down and kowtowed three times to Yang Lin respectfully.

Yang Lin didn't move.

I accepted it abruptly.

He saved Cao Xiaolong's life,

receive his three heads,

get this luck,

This is cause and effect.

There is no such thing as being polite.

After kowtowing, Yang Lin let them get up,

Said: "Old Cao, there is a problem with your house, although it is fine this time, but after a long time, there will definitely be another accident.

Cao Weishuan treated Yang Lin like a god at this time,

his words,

How dare you not listen, stammered and said:

"I will do what you say, sir."

Yang Lin said lightly: "Two methods, first, home

Cao Weishuan showed a look of embarrassment on his face,

Whispering, he asked, "What about the ... ... the second?"

Yang Lin smiled.

He already knew that Cao Weishuan would not move.

why?

I can't afford it!

For poor families, this is the house,

may have depleted his life savings,

It might also be able to cover a second set?

Now let him find a place to rebuild a courtyard,

Didn't that kill him?

"The second is to change the wind.

Yang Lin said lightly.

"Change.....change the wind? Sir, how do you do it?"

"Well, do you see the hillside behind the square? Yes, that's right there. Just ask someone to dig the hillside back ten meters, and then pile the dug out soil on the east side to block the wind.

As I said before,

Cao Weishuan's family's feng shui began with the breath of the green dragon and the blow of the concave wind from the east.

So now, as long as the hillside behind is moved back, and then the wind from the east is blocked, the feng shui of the concave wind can be broken.

Of course, digging the hillside is not a small project,

It may be calculated manually,

It's almost like building a house.

The blame can only be blamed on Cao Weishuan when he built the house.

chose this place.

really,

After Cao Weishuan heard this, he still had a look of embarrassment on his face.

"First... sir, is there no other way?"

Yang Lin looked at him, nodded, but shook his head again.

"There are methods, but they are more expensive than the two I mentioned."

Cao Weishuan opened his mouth and didn't speak any more.

"I told you the method, how to choose is up to you.

Yang Lin said lightly.

Some may say,

Yang Lin is so rich, tens of millions are deposited in the bank.

And the cash cow of the Jinmao Tower,

Why don't you give Cao Weishuan some money,

Let him build a new house?

Indeed,

Give Cao Weishuan more than 100,000 to 200,000 yuan,

let him build a house again,

For Yang Lin, it's a piece of cake.

But everyone has their own destiny,

built a house here,

Suffering from the concave wind,

This is his life.

He has to suffer.

Fortunately, I met Yang Lin,

Instruct him two methods,

This is a chance to meet a nobleman and change your fate against the sky.

But whether you can grasp it depends on yourself.

Nobody chews up rice and feeds it to your mouth.

You have to eat on your own to digest it.

Cao Weishuan only needs to choose one of these two methods,

You can change your own destiny, as well as that of future generations.

But if he loves money, or dreads difficulties,

Instead, he chose to accept the status quo.

Then there is nothing to say.

What should I do or what should I do.

If this matter were replaced by Yang Lin,

Definitely choose the first one,

Even if I borrow it, no matter what, I will leave this place.

Of course, these words will not be said to Cao Weishuan.

Cao Weishuan traveled thousands of miles to pick him up to see Fengshui,

It was real gold and silver worth 1,000 yuan.

This is the reason.

Yang Lin saved his son,

He also instructed him to change Feng Shui,

This is fruit.

The deal is concluded, cause and effect are cleared,

The road ahead can only depend on himself

have eaten,

Yang Lin bid farewell to leave,

just out of the hospital,

I saw a crowd of people standing in the dark outside the door,

Everyone's face is blue and white,

Like being frightened by something.

Take a closer look, they are all those people from last night.

The leader is the village chief Cao Zhancheng

"First... sir. I beg you to go... go to Jiasheng to have a look. Right now

Yang Lin was stunned and asked, "Where should I go? What's going on?"

Cao Zhancheng said tremblingly:

"Jiasheng.....Jia. The guy from Shengjia... Oh, sir, please show me, what's wrong with our village?"

Family life?

Yang Lin was slightly taken aback,

Isn't this the one who suffered last night?

Something happened again?

with curiosity,

He followed Cao Zhancheng to Cao Jiasheng's home.

The white banner at the gate is still there,

The coffin shed in the yard has not been dismantled yet,

The previous task was not finished,

I have to continue to do the Cao family's business.

The family is completely broken up.

come to the door,

Inadvertently saw the old man wearing glasses last night,

And the foreigner is also there.

The housekeeper Yang Lin is here,

I couldn't help but tremble all over my body, and hid behind the crowd tremblingly.

Yang Lin didn't care, and walked into the courtyard.

As a result, as soon as I entered the yard,

I heard a whimper,

A woman rushed over like crazy,

How ferocious and difficult the look on the face must be.

It's just green-faced and sharp-toothed.

Everyone's faces turned pale with fright, and they hurriedly backed away.

Yang Lin knew what was going on as soon as he saw it.

This Nima is also drunk,

It's really a "disaster" that has not been resolved, and a "disaster" has started again.

At that moment, he took out a soul-suppressing talisman from his bosom,

With a snap, it stuck to the woman's forehead.

Strange to say.

As soon as the talisman was pasted, the woman who was flaring her teeth and claws just now softened immediately.

Lie on the ground motionless.

Everyone was dumbfounded and looked at Yang Lin like a fairy.

Especially that foreigner James,

flushed with excitement,

He couldn't stop muttering: "God of the Dragon Kingdom, God of the Dragon Kingdom!!"

Yuan Xinwen didn't talk about this.

It's just that the face is full of fear,

Recalling what Zhang Ruoxuan said about Yang Lin last night,

He felt that his world view had been completely shattered,

Never to be found again.

This world is really outrageous.

he thought lamentingly.

Yang Lin saw that the woman was silent,

He took back the soul talisman.

Sweep the yard again,

He shook his head and said, "Bring a bottle of wine! It has a higher alcohol content."

Cao Zhancheng hurried into the house and took a bottle of high-strength liquor.

"Everyone stand back!"

After receiving the liquor, Yang Lin came to the middle of the yard,

Unscrew the bottle cap, gurgling is a big mouthful of wine,

but did not swallow,

but in his mouth,

With a shake of his hand, a talisman burned a ball of flame between his fingers,

next moment,

Yang Lin inhaled hard, and the wine in his mouth sprayed out,

boom!

in an instant,

The entire courtyard seemed to be setting off a huge wave of flames.

With Yang Lin as the center, Huihuihu spreads to the surroundings

Everyone was stunned.

They have seen wine-breathing fire,

I've never seen spray like this.

Everyone is spraying a ball of fire,

Can Yang Lin feel good,

One mouth is a yard full of fire,

It's like spraying a sea of ​​flames, it's too scary.

James was even more excited when he saw this,

In his mouth, he kept saying god, god.

I almost knelt down and worshiped.

sprayed a fire,

Yang Lin looked around, and finally nodded with satisfaction,

He poured all the remaining wine into the ashes in front of the mourning hall.

"Okay, it's all right."

Yang Lin said lightly.

just finished speaking,

Cao Jiasheng's wife also woke up,

Sitting there weeping bitterly.

It's really sad to smell, and tears to those who see it.

Yang Lin also sighed in his heart.

The so-called hemp rope is picked and broken, and bad luck is just for the poor.

This Cao Jiasheng's wife is a living example.

But it's her life too.

You have to suffer as you deserve.

Having dealt with the aftermath,

Yang Lin doesn't want to stay any longer,

In the thanks of the Caojiazhai people, I boarded the bus to Jiang Cheng.

Originally, Cao Weishuan was going to send Yang Lin off with his BMW.

As a result, Lin Xiaoxiao turned pale when she heard it.

In the end, they still declined, and the two of them went back by bus.

"Boss, should we buy a car?"

In the car, Lin Xiaoxiao thought of the fear of being dominated by Bengbang,

Said with lingering fear.

"Buy it, buy it when you go back, but do you have a driver's license?"

Yang Lin asked.

"Um, I don't have one, do you have a Biban?"

"Do I need to ask you if I have anything?"

Yang Lin shook his head speechlessly,

The matter of buying a car really needs to be put on the agenda.

Otherwise, we will do bouncing cars and shuttle buses every day,

Then who can bear it.

After thinking about it, he called Du Yuejin.

The bell rang half a second before it was picked up.

"Fa...... Master Fa, are you looking for me?"

On the other end of the phone, Du Yuejin said cautiously.

Yang Lin said: "I want to buy a car, you can recommend one to me."

"Okay Master Fa, I'll do it now.

Du Yuejin was overjoyed when she heard that Yang Lin wanted to buy a car.

He was watching how to curry favor with Yang Lin all day long.

This opportunity will come soon.

"By the way, I don't have a driver's license yet, can this be done?"

Yang Lin asked again.

"Yes, absolutely!"

How could Du Yuejin dare to say no.

Even if he can't, he has to be able to.

After hanging up the phone, Yang Lin sent his ID number and an electronic photo to Du Yuejin.

This is for a driver's license.

Got a deal to buy a car,

Yang Lin has nothing to do,

I'm going to lean on the seat and rest for a while,

As a result, just put his head in the past,

Then I heard a voice behind me saying:

"Mr. Yang...Mr. Sen, you roar!"

Why?

Yang Lin looked back in surprise,

I found a blond foreigner sitting behind me,

She was smiling flatteringly at him.

Yang Lin is a little confused,

Isn't this the foreigner from Caojiazhai?

No, when did you get in the car?

Why didn't I see it?

This guy is elusive.

And what about the old man with you?

Why didn't you see it?

Yang Lin searched around in the car,

I didn't see Yuan Xinwen either.

"Mister Yang, I... My name is James, and you."

James speaks broken Chinese dialect,

Introduced myself to Yang Lin.

It attracted people around to look over.

At first, everyone wondered why a foreigner got on the bus.

Now watch the foreigner say hello to Yang Lin,

They all cast concerned eyes on Yang Lin.

Yang Lin is also speechless,

I can only say perfunctorily:

"Oh, hello!"

Seeing Yang Lin responding to him, James seemed extremely happy.

Both of his eyes were shining.

"Mister Yang, I...I want to beg you... I wonder if you can be my teacher!"

He spoke with a strange emphasis,

Yang Lin tasted it for a long time,

Only then did he realize that he wanted to worship himself as a teacher.

At the moment, he just rolled his eyes.

"I don't accept apprentices, thank you!"

Then he turned his head and ignored it.

joke,

Don't say he doesn't plan to accept disciples now,

Even if it is to accept apprentices, it is impossible to accept a foreigner.

That's what a swollen thing is.

How can you, a foreigner, learn the traditional essence of our Dragon Kingdom?

Isn't that a joke?

Foreigner James was rejected,

It doesn't seem strange,

Still speaking the crappy Longguo dialect,

chattering behind Yang Lin's forehead,

It made Yang Lin very troublesome,

Finally, simply warn:

"If you dare to speak again,... understand?"

He took out a dust talisman from his pocket,

dangled in front of James,

James' face paled instantly,

Both hands desperately covered their mouths,

Yesterday, and the scene of Yang Lin using the talisman this morning,

has long been deeply engraved in his mind,

Seeing Yang Lin showing the talisman,

I was so frightened that I lost my soul.

Only know how to nod desperately.

"Hmph! You are wise."

Only then did Yang Lin put away the dust talisman with satisfaction,

He leaned back on the chair and closed his eyes to rest.

But at this moment,

Suddenly someone in the car yelled:

"This SNN is really fucking hot, and was interviewed by Yingjiang officials! It's been a long time!".