I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Yang Lin had a driver's license in his previous life and knew how to drive.

It's just that I don't have a driver's license after time travel.

But the technology is still there.

After getting in the car, I got a little familiar with the operation of Rolls-Royce,

I quickly entered the state and felt that there was no problem.

Lin Xiaoxiao happily got into the co-pilot,

Fasten your seat belt.

Touch east, touch west.

A curious baby look.

"Boss, it's the first time for me to ride in such a luxurious car, God, Curry Nan, it's 8 million.

"Seven or eight million is nothing, boss, I will take you to fly the plane when I have a chance."

Yang Lin boasted.

"Boss, can you still fly a plane? That's amazing!"

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Lin adoringly.

"Haha, let's go!"

Yang Lin laughed, stepped on the accelerator,

Curry Nan made a U-turn directly,

It rushed out like an arrow from the string.

By the way, it also splashed a mouthful of mud from James who had just sneaked over.

Take Lin Xiaoxiao for a ride around the suburbs of the city,

don't say

This good car is a good car,

Whether it is driving performance or handling,

All are top-notch.

Yang Lin also hasn't driven for a long time,

Once opened a cool.

Especially the license plate that Du Yuejin got for him,

Six 1.

Plus is a Curry South,

Usually the driver sees it and hides from a distance.

There is no such thing as other cars and stealing lanes.

Even those taxi drivers who are domineering on weekdays,

You can hide as far away as you can,

I would rather break the rules by myself than let Yang Lin go first.

Lin Xiaoxiao, who watched it, laughed out from time to time.

"Boss, it's no wonder that everyone likes to drive luxury cars, you see these soldiers give way to us when they see us.

Of course Yang Lin also saw this situation,

Said with emotion:

"It's just a normal person's mentality. I saw this kind of luxury car on the road before.

How far away, how far away,

If I can't avoid it, I'd rather drive up the curb by myself than dare to hit it.

Although he drove a luxury car, he still obeyed the rules,

It's time to let go, it's time to stop.

There is no feeling of domineering at all.

This kind of forcing him can't make a dress at all.

After turning around a few times, the two felt a little hungry.

There is a food stall on the side of the road,

I am going to park the car in the parking space on the side of the road, so that I can go to eat food stalls.

As a result, Yang Lin drove the car over,

When I was about to park on the side, a car 13 swished.

Inserted directly from behind,

Take up the parking space.

Yang Linton was speechless, thinking that this person's quality was too poor.

Didn't you see he was about to pull in?

shook his head,

When I was about to leave,

The owner of that car opened the door to see Yang Lin's logo and license plate,

hand is a trembling,

I quickly sat in again and kicked the gas pedal back out,

It poured out for almost a hundred meters.

As a result, he was caught by the patrolling traffic police,

Crying and accepting the punishment.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked interesting,

Hey hey hey shaking non-stop,

I can hardly laugh anymore.

Yang Lin also smiled, parked the car in a standard side position,

He took Lin Xiaoxiao and walked into the food stall.

this is rich,

Eat and let go, of course you have to let go,

Pick up the most expensive points for everything,

Shrimp tail squid or something,

all open to eat,

Unlimited.

Lin Xiaoxiao and Yang Lin who ate were full of greasy mouths and bloated chests.

Once the bill is settled, it costs hundreds of dollars.

Only then did he walk out satisfied.

The people in the food stall also said:

"Look at the people, drive the Curry south and take your girlfriend to eat food stalls, what is it called, this is the romance of riding a horse!!!"

The wind has gone, and the meal has been eaten.

Next, of course, is the opening of the traditional program... Going home.

Go home and have a look,

Huh?

Why are there so many tents under the locust tree?

There are still pots and pans outside.

Who left here for a picnic?

Both are confused,

I walked over and opened the tent to have a look,

Drunk straight away.

That foreigner James is sleeping soundly inside,

There is still half a bowl of leftover vegetable leaves in the bowl next to it.

It's enough to live.

"Hey, wake up.

Yang Lin kicked James.

James got up in a jerk,

Looking up, it was Yang Lin, and his face turned pale immediately.

stammeringly said:

"Yin... Yin first... Hello, sir!"

Yang Lin rolled his eyes and said speechlessly:

"Private site, tents are not allowed here, hurry up and leave."

"Oh! I'm going, I'm going.

James P dare not put one,

Pack up your things right away.

in their country,

Private property is sacrosanct,

Once you broke in illegally, you deserved it if you were killed.

Hearing that this is Yang Lin's private area,

Quickly pull up the tent and leave.

Yang Lin saw that he had a good attitude,

I didn't pursue it any further,

Turned around and entered the shop.

After a while, Lin Xiaoxiao ran in and said:

"Boss, boss, that foreigner didn't go far, and started to set up tents on the construction site over there."

Yang Lin went out to have a look,

It really is.

Although this guy is no longer pitching a tent at the gate of Yang Lin,

But he ran to the construction site and set up a tent.

It hasn't been done yet, it's full of dirt.

Yang Lin said with a deadpan face:

"Xiao Xiao, will it rain in the next few days?"

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the weather forecast on her mobile phone, nodded and said:

"Yes, it's raining."

"Then don't care about him, let's live with love.

Yang Lin turned around and went back to the shop.

Go back to the room, turn on the computer,

Skillfully taking out the ladder, Yang Lin came to the oil pipe again.

Sure enough, I haven't walked around a few laps yet,

He just saw the news that Eagle Sauce Losey was going to meet the head of the SNN organization.

Ah!

Yang Lin sneered.

I won't make a big one for you this time,

You really thought there was no one left in our Dragon Country, did you?

Immediately, he began to browse the tubing.

at the same time,

Wang Jianqiang, a netizen who loves to browse YouTube, is watching a video on SNN with an angry face.

on video,

Ali Tongzheng, who is known as the flower of SNN, chatted excitedly,

Expressed his own views on the meeting of the leader of the Eagle Sauce Speaker Losey.

The content is nothing more than words such as Master Luoxi is wise, the leader of Abdu is martial, and SNN is long live.

Whether on the face or in the eyes,

All excited and proud.

disgusting to look at,

even at the end of the video,

She still doesn't forget to mock the netizens of Longguo,

Said that the netizens in Longguo are stinky rats in the sewer,

All I know is hiding in a dark corner and barking weakly,

I only deserve to watch the great Yingjiang meet the leader of SNN.

Wait a minute.

The angry Wang Jianqiang trembled all over and his lips turned purple.

end of video,

Wang Jianqiang was really angry,

Then I opened the message area below Alitong's video,

Ready to spray.

It turned out that I was already late,

Below A Litong's video, there are all scolding voices from Longguo netizens,

"Stinky bastard, don't let me see you, shit!"

"I'm mad, why didn't anyone kill this bitch?"

"Looking at this ugly face makes me sick, return flowers, return."

"SNN is stinky shit, it has the face to call it here.

"Luoxi, this bitch is not a good thing either, she's just a disgusting person."

"That is, I will never go to Yingjiang's house again.

Of course, apart from the insults from Longguo netizens,

Some malicious netizens from other countries also left messages:

"Hehe, laugh at the monkeys in Longguo being pissed off."

"The people of the Dragon Kingdom are worms, haha."

"I'm dying of laughter, you are KBZZ, but you are received by Losey, isn't that a slap in the face?"

"Where do you put the faces of the Dragon Kingdom people?"

"Once this interview is successful, it will be equal to the legitimacy of SNN recognized by the international community, haha, just wait and see."

Looking at the comments of netizens from various countries under Alitong's video,

Wang Jianqiang's heart was bleeding.

yes,

Once this interview becomes an established fact,

It also means that the international community has recognized the legitimacy of SNN,

For the international reputation of Longguo,

It will be a heavy blow.

Although the Dragon Kingdom has already issued a stern warning on this matter,

But Losey didn't seem to want to stop there,

Trying to stick to the end.

Thinking of this,

Wang Jianqiang was also frowning.

Although he is just a programmer with a monthly salary of several thousand,

But there is a heart of serving the country with fists.

It's just that there is no way to serve the country.

Swipe for a while to leave a message,

Wang Jianqiang couldn't bear the anger in his heart,

rolled up his sleeves,

I'm going to give Ali Tong a long battle essay.

But at this moment,

His phone suddenly vibrated frantically.

look down,

It turned out to be the administrator of one of their penguin colonies,

Going crazy @everyone.

This group is after they fought on YouTube last time,

formed a supergroup,

There were three thousand people inside,

And with large groups like this, there are several of them.

At this time, his group,

The group owner is crazy @everyone:

"@Everyone, go and see A Litong's message area.

"@Everyone, go and see A Litong's message area."

"@Everyone, go and see A Yutong's message area."

Ali Tong's message area?

Wang Jianqiang was a little puzzled.

Isn't he just in Alitong's message area now?

Nothing happened.

Could it be that the group owner wants them to spray Alitong,

Needless to say,

Is someone spraying it already?

Then why is the group owner still so crazy @Everyone.

Wang Jianqiang was full of doubts,

And when he was about to ask in the group,

Suddenly, I saw that the information in the group suddenly swiped the screen.

And the screen content,

But there are only two words in the same color:

"Fuck!"

In just a few seconds,

His group news records are full,

And it's all two words of shit!

Wang Jianqiang was stunned,

What's... what's wrong with this?

Have you missed any exciting content?

Why are all the friends in the group posting these two words?

with doubts,

He privately chatted with a group of friends who usually have a good relationship with him:

"Hey, what's the matter, why is the group leader so crazy @, everyone is also posting shit?"

less than half a second,

That group friend came back with a message:

"Damn it, didn't you see it?"

did not see it?

What didn't you see?

Wang Jianqiang was even more puzzled.

"Fuck, hurry up and refresh Alice's message area.

A group of friends sent such a message.

Refresh message area?

Wang Jianqiang was stunned for a moment,

Didn't he brush it just then?

Could it be that group of friends who published wonderful quotes that smack people?

But that doesn't need everyone in Aite.

And it's still this kind of continuous madness.

With full of doubts,

Wang Jianqiang refreshed the message area below Alitong's video.

T-...

"Damn it!!!"

He couldn't help but swear.

Only at the top of the message area,

A message was directly liked by netizens and pinned to the top.

clearly displayed in the most conspicuous position,

And the content of this message is:

"Fa_grandfather: Professional yin and yang, guarantee you worry-free after pregnancy, and you can get 10% off if you book in advance!"

"Fuck, shit, shit!"

Wang Jianqiang couldn't help but came to a triple slot, and then let out a huge exclamation:

"Fa.....Fa Master!!!"

It turned out to be Faye!

He dropped his water glass to the ground in one fell swoop.

"Grandpa Fa paid attention to A Litong, what the hell, hahaha.

He jumped up from his chair excitedly, singing and dancing.

He completely ignored the scolding from his family members outside.

Even singing and dancing can hardly vent the excitement in his heart,

He rolled directly on the bed.

Use this to vent your inner excitement.

He even threw pillows and cups all over the floor.

for a long time,

He has recovered,

blushing,

Look at the comments below this post:

"Woohoo, long live Faye!"

"Fat Master Fa Master, I love you 263!"

"The table is open, and I can finally eat the table of Alibiao, so excited.

"I burst into tears, and Tai Nima was moved."

"Get out of the way, the Burial Army is here, and those who want to eat are lined up.

"The coffin-carrying team is ready, and the band, the band hastened to work.

"Here comes the band, and the funeral music begins."

"What funeral music, let everyone say 'today is a good day' to add to the fun.

"I'll take the gift of five hundred yuan."

"I am a thousand."

Wang Jianqiang excitedly looked at the messages from netizens,

Eyes feel a little moist.

SNN has always been a thorn in the hearts of the Dragon people,

Forget, can't forget, take, can't take away.

Always stuck there disgusting people.

And A Litong is a representative of SNN,

Posted anti-Dragon Kingdom videos on Youtube every day,

I don't know how many netizens have had a heart attack because of her anger.

If possible,

Some netizens are even willing to exchange one for one at the limit,

To replace A Litong's life with his own.

But,

The reality is so cruel,

They have nothing to do with Ali,

I can only watch her show off her might on YouTube,

Wanton trampled on the dignity of the people.

The back molars were crumbled.

But now...

Faye finally made a move.

Hahaha!

All netizens want to look up to the sky and laugh.

Retribution, A Litong, your retribution has finally come.

Jump again?

Do you want to jump again?

Is it a mess now?

Looking at the message that was manually pinned to the top,

All the Longguo netizens on Youtube burst into tears of excitement.

The sky really has eyes.

Long live Faye.

And at this time,

Not only did Longguo netizens respond frantically to Yang Lin's road show,

Even some foreign netizens,

Also frantically swiping messages:

"Wow, my god, grandpa is here again! My God!"

"The Necromancer from the Dragon Kingdom is about to reap human lives again."

"Grandfather, grandfather, I love you, I want to go to Longguo to find you, is that okay?"

"Dear grandpa, my mother always scolds me, I beg you to pay attention to her, I will introduce my sexy sister to you as a lover."

"Damn it, the werewolf upstairs!"

Of course, there are also some who don't know who their grandfather is,

They also asked questions in the message area.

"Who is the grandfather you are talking about? Why does it feel so scary."

"Yes, I also want to ask, who is the grandfather?"

"That's right, tell me which one is too big."

As a result, foreign netizens with good deeds began to popularize the legendary deeds of the necromancer from the Dragon Kingdom—grandfather to these people.

After listening,

Netizens exclaimed:

"God, is it so amazing?"

"Why do I not believe it? It feels so fake."

"It doesn't matter, I'll put an eye in first, and sit here and wait for the result."

"Eye +1"

Wang Jianqiang looked at these messages with emotion,

I just wanted to have a poker Liu Ming too.

Sudden,

His phone vibrated frantically again.