I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

I do not know how long it has been,

Scorpion's live broadcast signal was suddenly interrupted,

Maybe the phone was turned off by someone,

Or maybe the live broadcast platform interrupted the live broadcast signal,

At this time, netizens woke up with a start.

"Fuck, shit, shit!"

"Nima trough."

"Fuck!"

"Slot."

"I don't know what to do."

"It's... really shit, damn it."

"Wozhi Nima, what a damn hell of this damn."

...

In an instant, the barrage in Yang Lin's live broadcast room exploded.

It was densely packed like a torrential rain.

All netizens are posting two words:

"Fuck!"

It seems that except for these two words,

No other words are enough to express their feelings at this moment.

So, take a look,

Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

It has become a sea of ​​"fuck".

after a long time,

Only netizens sent out a different barrage:

"Master Fa's mouth has been opened, right? You're so fucking shot."

As soon as this remark came out,

The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment,

Then I felt a chill in my heart.

"Really...really."

"It was really hit by Master Fa, did you really get shot?"

"It feels so scary, creepy."

"I'm in a cold sweat."

"Fuck, Master Fa is so awesome."

"If you are asked to be shot, you will be shot, without any discount."

"Don't be afraid, even if you run to Yingjiang's house, you'll still be gawking."

"Fat Ye is a god, I love Fa Ye."

"Master Fa, I want to give birth to monkeys for you."

"Until now I'm in a cold sweat and feel creepy."

...

In fact, everyone asked Yang Lin at the beginning,

When the scorpion will quack,

Most of it was a joke.

How could such a thing be expected.

Many netizens even don't believe that scorpions can squat.

But it was purely for the purpose of watching the excitement.

And then,

When Yang Lin said that he wanted to invite the scorpion to eat the gun,

Although everyone is agreeing,

But actually,

But there is still a little more to join in the fun.

Everyone ran to Yingjiang's house,

You can still eat guns.

This is obviously impossible.

Many netizens even think that,

Maybe Yang Lin is going to overturn this time,

Even if you think about it, it's impossible.

so far away,

You said you want to invite people to eat guns,

Is your bullet an intercontinental missile?

Not only can it hit far, but it also has automatic cruise control?

so,

Everyone just thought Yang Lin was joking,

Just find a reason.

Just to prevaricate the fans.

But what happened afterwards was far beyond everyone's expectations.

actually,

When the scorpion live broadcast background,

When the two little blacks appeared,

Some sensitive netizens already feel wrong,

Feel the brow jumping.

But they were still comforting themselves,

Not so coincidental, not so coincidental.

can then,

Xiao Hei robs, Scorpion resists, Xiao Hei shoots,

When seeing a scorpion being headshot,

Everyone was dumbfounded.

At this moment, their hearts were like thunder rolling,

The rumbling sound made their brains go blank.

And... have you really been shot? ! ! !

How can this be?

All netizens feel the cold rising,

Creepy.

...

Still in that smoky office,

A dozen people all fell into a deathly silence.

They stared at the big screen where the live broadcast signal had been interrupted,

The expression on the face is all sluggish.

Some people even burned their hands,

Haven't noticed yet.

at this time,

Their hearts are the same as those netizens,

Filled with bewilderment and shock.

How! what! Can! able! ! !

their brains,

Completely filled with these four words,

There is no room for any other thoughts for a while.

How can it be?

How could it be really messed up?

How could it be that he was really shattered because he was shot?

Nima's,

This is outrageous,

Do you understand Liliyuan Shangpu?

A dozen people felt like they were going crazy.

Everyone is numb, okay?

that's all,

The entire office took up to ten minutes,

Everyone is petrified.

After a while, some people came back to their senses,

And muttered to himself:

"I... why do I feel a little cold."

As soon as this remark came out,

Everyone seems to be alive,

"Fuck...fuck, it's really crappy."

"This is too awesome, just say ga."

"Damn it, I thought he was joking when he said he wanted to be shot."

"I really got shot, I'm numb."

"I have been a JC for more than ten years, and I have never seen such an outrageous thing."

"It's off the charts."

"It's creepy."

...

At one time, more than a dozen people in the office,

I feel like my worldview is about to collapse.

At this moment,

Sun Zhengyuan coughed and said:

"Okay, stop talking,"

"Since the scorpion is... already dead, let's end this matter like this."

"Xiao Zhang, you draft a report and send it over."

He looked at a JC next to him.

And everyone, clearly from his eyes,

Seeing that feeling that hasn't dissipated for a long time-shock.

"Team...Captain, do you want to mention..."

Xiao Zhang didn't seem to know what to say,

Just pointing to the big screen.

Everyone was taken aback,

yes!

Do you want to mention Faye?

If you don't mention it, it seems a bit unreasonable.

But if you mention it,

How should this report be written?

Do you want them to tell their superiors,

Faye is online, and the scorpion is shot at a distance?

Isn't this funny?

The superiors must have their skins peeled off.

Hearing this, Sun Zhengyuan also frowned.

After thinking about it, I said:

"Forget it, don't mention this...well, Faye."

"Just say that when Scorpion was broadcasting live overseas, an accident happened,"

"Rooted, shot in the head,"

"Let's settle this case like this. Anyway, the ending is the same. They are all shot, no matter where they are."

After speaking, he himself felt that he couldn't make sense.

Sighed and said:

"Well, anyway, you can read and write, and other people will help him, so that's it, the meeting is over."

After speaking, he walked out of the conference room first,

Only the people in the room were left, staring wide-eyed.

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