I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"Brothers, we are still open outdoors tonight, everyone be careful to brush up."

In a park in Jian'an District, Binhai City,

Wearing a red dress, leggings, and Doudou shoes, Lice was screaming vigorously into the phone.

His green hair, under the reflection of the street lamp,

It looks very dazzling.

And in his live broadcast room, the barrage is also flying up:

"As long as I'm fast enough, sadness can't catch up with me"

"Rely on the defense."

"I am Shu Daoshan, I apologize to Brother Li upstairs."

"Lice 666"

"Lice, are you going to play disco on the grave again tonight?"

"Isn't the Martyrs Cemetery next door?"

"Music is always with me."

"Get up and get up."

...

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room and the soaring number of online people,

As the lice of the youth of society,

Also very excited.

After tonight, I'm afraid I can gain another wave of fans

Then take advantage of the popularity and bring a few more waves of goods.

Money doesn't just come when it's spent.

What?

You ask me if I like to dance on the grave?

idiot!

That's just the way I attract traffic.

I don't like disco dances, and I don't like graves,

What I love is the soft sister money in your pocket.

"Brothers, do you want to watch the anchor's graveyard dance? If you want to watch it, deduct 1."

While thinking about it, the louse shouted loudly,

In an instant, a large number of 1 floated in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Lice is awesome."

"I am the craziest with the loudest volume, and I am the king of dancers who dance on the grave."

"Lice, let's jump on another grave today."

"In ancient times, there was a beautiful monkey king who urinated in the hands of Tathagata, but now there is brother Lice who urinates on his grave."

...

If you want to say who this person is mixing with,

Lice's live broadcast room is also full of young people from society,

All of them are God's first and my second.

so,

For a moment, the barrage went crazy.

But at this moment,

An extremely discordant barrage came into Lice's eyes:

"Professional yin and yang, we will keep you worry-free, and you can get a 10% discount if you book in advance!"

Um?

Lice was taken aback.

What the hell?

Mr Yin Yang?

Fuck.

How did you send the advertisement to him who is engaged in deadly business?

Rubbing traffic is not like this, is it?

It's bad luck to ride a horse.

Lice was a little angry,

Just about to yell,

But before he could react,

Suddenly, a barrage popped up in the live broadcast room:

"Fuck? This is... Faye?"

"I... my day."

"I'm so numb, look, it's really Master Fa's ID, what the fuck."

"Nimma, it's really Faye, it's over."

...

For a while, the netizens in the live broadcast room exclaimed.

"Lice, run away, you are being watched by Master Fa."

"It's over, it's over, it's over."

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat."

"It's outrageous, why did Master Fa come here?"

"Liuse, we will miss you."

"Where can I go, Master Fa is already separated from Haiga."

"Lice, you can go at ease, I will take care of your girlfriend."

...

At this time, looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room,

Lice finally remembered who this ID was.

All the way... funeral?

Fa...fa master?

"Fuck, I'm being watched by Master Fa?"

Lice's eyes widened.

The distance between Binhai and Jiang Cheng is hundreds of thousands of miles,

gone far.

But Lice just came across a popular post by a blogger named Modern Bai Xiaosheng before.

As for the Faye mentioned in Bai Xiaosheng's post,

Its ID is all the way to the funeral.

In fact, from the bottom of his heart,

He didn't believe what Bai Xiaosheng said.

To put it bluntly, isn't it just a means of hype?

Disco dancing on his grave is a means of hype,

Fa Yega people, isn't that also a means of hype.

Everyone is playing online,

Who doesn't know who.

In fact, they were all created by hired sailors, right?

This set is also very slippery.

Lice comforted himself in his heart.

But having said that,

When she knew she was being followed by Yang Lin,

He was still a little flustered.

So he quickly clicked on his message list,

After searching for a long time, I finally found the message:

"Ding! All the way to the funeral paid attention to you."

Fuck,

Really paid attention.

The lice's complexion changed a little.

Although he doesn't really believe it,

But what Bai Xiaosheng said was indeed very wicked.

It also looks creepy.

Thinking of this, he couldn't hold back a little.

So hasten to say:

"Brothers, I'm a little disappointed. I'll download the broadcast first. It will start in ten minutes. Everyone, please wait."

After finishing speaking, he downcasted at the speed of light.

After turning off the live broadcast, he quickly sent a private message to Yang Lin:

"Brother, how much money can you get out of the customs? Let's be honest, is 100,000 enough?"

In his mind,

Everyone play online,

Isn't it just for money?

Want money, just say it,

Thousands of children, eight thousand, one hundred and eighty thousand,

I can afford it.

Think of it as spending money to buy peace of mind.

At this time, Yang Lin also received a private message from Lice,

Immediately, I wanted to laugh.

He has already tried to cancel it.

It's a pity that any system recommends him to follow,

There is no option to disable that at all.

Otherwise,

Get one follower for 100,000,

No matter how you look at it, it's a good deal.

He ran to the master every day, and then asked others to spend money to buy the pass,

It won't take long to achieve financial freedom.

Alas, what a pity.

"Sorry, there is no option to turn this off."

Yang Lin replied helplessly.

"Damn, half a million? One million? Don't go too far, one million is my limit."

Lice hearts are bleeding,

One million is not a small amount to him.

He has been live broadcasting for a long time before he can earn money.

But there is no way, who made Master Fa's name so famous.

Although he doesn't believe it,

But my heart is also hairy.

...

When sending a private message to Yang Lin,

In the shade not far from him,

Wu Bin, in casual clothes, quietly asked Sun Zhengyuan beside him,

"Captain Sun, are we just watching?"

"Well, stay vigilant at all times, pay attention to the movements around you, and protect the safety of the target first if there is any trouble."

Because they all wear miniature walkie-talkies,

So what he said, others can hear.

After finishing speaking, there was a deep voice in the headset:

"The raven understands."

"White Melon understands."

...

at the same time,

Inside Du Wenming's mansion,

in a separate room,

Du Yuejin was sitting alone on the sofa with a cigar in his hand.

And his gaze,

He was staring at the big TV occupying the front wall in front of him.

The upper half is the picture of Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

The other half is the picture of the live broadcast room where the lice are jumping and jumping.

Looking at Yang Lin who is interacting with water friends on the screen,

Du Yuejin's teeth itch with hatred.

Involuntarily recalling what happened today.

on horseback.

He had never been so angry before.

First, hungry and waiting for others to sleep,

Then when I came back, I was scolded by Mr. Huang again.

This frustrates him.

And all of this was caused by this guy in front of him.

Isn't he just a broken Internet celebrity!

big talk,

What a big deal.

I've seen so many internet celebrities like this,

Hype, everything is hype,

"Hmph, aren't you paying attention to that louse jumping around?"

"I'll be here tonight to watch, to see how you fuck,

I must prove to Mr. Huang that you are a piece of rubbish who made a living out of hype. "

Du Yuejin said bitterly.

...

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