I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey
Chapter 54 It's Really Shit, The Tenth... The Tenth
"Quick, call an ambulance.
"Help him stop the bleeding first, stop the bleeding first."
"Don't move his body."
"Where's the administrator here? He should have first aid there, right?"
"The breath is going to disappear..."
"groove!"
Beside the tombstone, Sun Zhengyuan and others were in a hurry.
And their feelings are extremely complicated.
no one expected,
Just when they were about to catch~hold this guy,
When he was brought back to the police force,
Suddenly this happened.
You said you - danced well below,
Why do you have to climb up the tombstone?
It's all right now.
"Head, breathing stopped, glass pierced his heart.
"Death on the spot."
Wu Bin said in a low voice.
While others, are silent.
The night wind blows the pine trees in the cemetery,
Make a sala-la-la sound,
Next to the soundbar that is still playing,
Maybe it's low power,
Perhaps a sudden malfunction,
The sound began to distort, loud and small,
with the sound of the wind,
It turned out to be a weird tune.
Unbelievable impotence.
After a while, a criminal policeman whispered:
"Also.....it's really sloppy!!!"
As soon as this remark came out,
Including Sun Zhengyuan, everyone's expressions changed,
Feeling cold all over.
"Damn it, it's really crappy."
"I kneel."
"It's numb, people are completely numb.
"What the hell, I'm convinced."
"I'm Shu Daoshan, let's call out loudly together: Master Fa is awesome!"
"I'm getting goosebumps all over my body now, and I'm numb.
"What a mess, it's the tenth, it's the first.
"My mother asked me why I knelt on the ground to watch the live broadcast."
"It's really exciting to ride a horse, it's too awesome to ride a horse."
Lice Jumping Da Da's live broadcast room has been closed,
And in Yang Lin's live broadcast room,
The barrage exploded directly.
Although it is not the first time to watch Yang Lin live Garen,
But the millions of netizens in the live broadcast room,
Still feeling shocked and terrified.
Especially those netizens who came from the louse jumping da da live broadcast room,
It felt even more chilly.
"Fa... Master Fa, I'm convinced."
"The lice are so nasty, I'm scared to pee."
"I scolded Master Fa just now, Lord Fa, I was wrong, please let me go."
"Fat Master, yes... I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't doubt you.
"I'm sorry, Master Fa!"
And in the face of these fans who originally belonged to lice,
Fans of Yang Lin also expressed their disdain:
"Now you know how powerful my Master Fa is?"
"Go away, Master Fat doesn't need fans like you."
[Ding! It is detected that the target of attention is dead, and life calculation begins]
[ID louse jumping dada, formerly known as Pan Shi, instant life span 20, gain ratio 10:1, host gain life span: 2, host current life span 105.5]
It was half past eleven at night,
The system's lifetime settlement is long overdue,
After giving Yang Lin 2 years of life, he fell silent again.
Although not much,
But mosquito legs are meat anyway,
Yang Lin readily accepted.
On a whim, he simply spent a year of his life,
12 black candlesticks are made.
"Boys, the welfare time is up, 12 sacrificial candles will be put on the little yellow cart immediately, the old rules, one is 10,000, first come, first served."
Yang Lin shouted on the live broadcast.
"Fuck, Master Fa is going to sell candles again.
"Fat Ye, Fa Ye, can you get more, 12 is too little."
"That's right, it's not enough to grab."
"Fat Master, I have a suggestion, just raise the price a bit, let's say 100,000 a piece, so that no one will rob me."
"Don't, leave one for me."
The barrage in the live broadcast room boiled again.
And those new fans who are late into the live broadcast,
It is confused:
"Damn it, what kind of candle? It costs 10,000 yuan."
"That's right, wax oil is made of gold, or is it made of gold.
"It's too expensive,"
"It feels like cutting leeks."
"Won't someone really buy it?"
"It feels like Xuan, the one who sent the barrage is the trustee.
"that is!"
For this,
Yang Lin's old fans are dismissive,
"You guys know der, can Master Fa's candles be ordinary candles?"
"Ten thousand a piece, I think it's too cheap."
"Before, there was a local tyrant who bought dozens of supreme salutes on his hairband the next day because he bought Faye's candles."
"That's right, don't buy it and go, don't affect my internet speed for grabbing candles."
"Master Fa, hurry up and get in the little yellow car."
Looking at the barrage of water friends,
Yang Lin didn't bother anymore, and directly put 12 candles on the little yellow cart,
He didn't raise the price either,
Still ten thousand.
Although it can be sold for one hundred thousand yuan,
But we are not here to make money, we are here to give back to fans, okay?
Money is not money, vulgar is not vulgar.
just launched,
Those new fans wanted to click in and have a look,
See what kind of candle it is,
Dare to sell it for 10,000 yuan.
As a result, when they clicked in,
Only one sentence popped up:
"The item you selected is sold out."
So, after being stunned for a moment, these netizens exploded.
"Damn it, it's... really sold out?"
"My mother, 10,000 pieces, someone really bought it.
"Refreshed my three views."
"Curiosity bursting, let me tell you what's going on."
And now no one cares about them,
The barrage in the live broadcast room is full of wailing:
"Damn it, I didn't get it again."
"You guys are born so fast."
"Fat Master Fa Master, can you make up some more stock?"
"I beg Master Fa to restock."
"Too few, can you have more, people will send you swimsuit photos.
But Yang Lin simply turned a blind eye to this,
He is now a super Internet celebrity with 10 million fans.
There is still a certain style that should be there.
See the candles are sold out,
He said directly:
"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast."
Saying that, ignoring the boiling barrage in the live broadcast room,
After saying goodnight,
The live broadcast was turned off.
It caused the fans in the live broadcast room to howl.
After downloading, Yang Lin felt a little hungry,
So he shouted:
"Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, quickly cook a bowl of noodles for your boss."
Poor Lin Xiaoxiaozheng is Alice in Wonderland,
Woke up by Yang Lin's broken gong voice,
She was sleeping soundly, how could she want to leave her little bed.
Just hide in me and shout:
"Boss, what time is it? Do you still want to eat noodles? You have diabetes."
Yang Lin was really a little hungry at this time.
What about cooking noodles?
who won't?
But I don’t know why, it’s obviously the same way of cooking noodles,
Put the same condiments,
But it is delicious when cooked in a small way,
And cook it yourself,
It's just hard to swallow.
You say this thing is annoying.
"Hurry up, or your salary will be deducted."
Seeing that Lin Xiaoxiao was unwilling to get up,
Yang Lin had no choice but to use his trump card.
"Okay, I got it, hum, Zhou Papi."
When Lin Xiaoxiao heard that the wages were about to be deducted,
I had no choice but to get up reluctantly,
Wearing a cute pajamas of Doraemon,
Pouting his lips, he went to the kitchen to cook noodles for Yang Lin.
If the fans know about this,
Definitely feel bad.
To know,
Among Yang Lin's 10 million fans, there are at least 2 million,
They are all Lin Xiaoxiao's fans.
Watch Xiaoxiao go to cook noodles.
Yang Lin felt that he wasn't too sleepy,
So I made a small video here.
But this time he brushed it out,
They are all videos of young ladies dancing,
The system did not prompt,
"Miss sister, let's just be young lady, good-looking."
Yang Lin looked up happily.
soon,
A steaming bowl of...instant noodles came out,
"Eat it, Zhou Papi.
Lin Xiaoxiao still pouted.
Think about it, she was pulled out of bed in the middle of the night,
It would be weird if it could be love.
"I rub it, why is it instant noodles? We don't have any noodles at home?"
Yang Lin shouted, staring at the instant noodles on the table in a daze.
"It's gone. If you don't believe me, go and have a look in the refrigerator."
Lin Xiaoxiao yawned and said.
Yang Lin ran to the kitchen to have a look in disbelief,
It really is that there is no noodle, and the vermicelli is gone.
I can only say helplessly:
"Well, instant noodles are just instant noodles, anyway, they are also noodles."
He took a sip of instant noodles and put it in his mouth.
next moment,
He was just stunned,
There is no other reason, because it is so delicious.
"Xiao Xiao, what did you put in the instant noodles? Why does it feel different from the usual instant noodles?"
Yang Lin ate a few more mouthfuls, feeling really delicious.
"Hmph, without telling you, I went to bed."
Lin Xiaoxiao snorted, and went back to her room on her own.
"If you don't say it, don't say it. I will learn it secretly by myself another day."
Yang Lin had nothing to do with Xiaoxiao, and said speechlessly.
Then lie down on the table and start to eat.
And at this time,
The zero o'clock bell is ringing.
at the same time,
Du Yuejin, who had just fallen asleep, was suddenly awakened by an urgent knock on the door.
"Young Master Du, Young Master Du, call over."
In a daze, Du Yuejin heard that it was the housekeeper of the family.
He muttered dissatisfied:
"Is there anything you can't talk about tomorrow?"
But Du Wenming didn't dare to disobey what he said.
So he fought back his sleepiness and got up.
After getting up, he inadvertently glanced at the watch on the table,
It was found that it was ten past zero.
"It's about this time, what does Dad want me to do?"
He was a little puzzled.
And when he rushed to Du Wenming's room,
But I found that the place was full of doctors in white coats.
He suddenly panicked,
Could it be that dad.........
"Yuejin, come here."
Du Wenming's voice came from the corner.
Du Yuejin turned her head and found that her father was still in a wheelchair,
He was not lying on the hospital bed as he imagined.
Only then was he relieved.
"Dad, this is..."
Du Yuejin walked over and asked strangely.
Du Wenming didn't look at him, but looked among the white coats.
Du Yuejin followed his gaze and looked over,
‥...seeking flowers...0
Suddenly I saw Huang Yun, Master Huang was sitting there cross-legged,
Eyes closed, motionless.
Du Yuejin felt strange,
"Uncle Huang...is he meditating?"
An expert like Huang Yun would definitely sit quietly on weekdays,
Du Yuejin has also seen many times,
It is not surprising that,
But why meditate in Dad's room?
There are so many white coats surrounding him?
This made Du Yuejin feel ominous.
"Master Huang...he has already gone."
"What?"
Du Yuejin was taken aback.
"Huang...Master Huang...has he gone?"
He rushed over,
Pushing away the white coat, he came to Huang Yun.
When looking again,
Huang Yun closed his eyes tightly, his face turned slightly pale,
And his chest has long since seen any ups and downs.
Du Yue is dumbfounded now,
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something,
He grabbed a white coat next to him and asked sharply:
"He... When did he leave? How did he leave? Tell me quickly."
Du Yuejin gave the white coat so much that he couldn't breathe,
struggling to say:
"Originally......was fine at first, but at midnight.....zero o'clock, Mr. Huang suddenly lost...breathing."
"ZERO...ZERO?!!!"
Du Yuejin's hand slipped down,
A look of horror appeared in his eyes.
The whole person is like being hit by a sledgehammer,
I was completely stunned there.
My mind went blank.
Zi.....Zi Shi!!!
Suddenly, he woke up again,
Frantically, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the homepage of Lice Jumping.
But found that the live broadcast of Lice Jumping Da Da had already stopped.
So, Du Yuejin opened a software with trembling hands,
0
And this software is specially used by him to record the live content of Lice.
The video starts playing,
He directly dragged the progress bar to where he was before going to sleep.
next moment,
Some images emerged:
The sound of the wind, the sound of music, the frantic clamor of lice...
Broken beer bottles, slippery tombstones,
And when at last the lice fell from the tombstone,
When poured on a beer bottle, convulsing all over,
Du Yuejin's expression froze,
I just feel like I've been thrown into an ice cellar,
Cold all over the body!!!
【Last night, Binhai's well-known outdoor anchor Lice Tengdada passed away unexpectedly during the live broadcast.
[The police once again remind everyone to live broadcast in a civilized manner to avoid accidents]
the next day,
A report from the police,
Once again detonated the entire network.
"Damn it, it's really, really good."
"Let me just say that Master Fa has opened his mouth.
"I'm scared to death."
"Fat Ye is one more person, awesome Klaas.
"I'm Shu Daoshan, let's yell Fa Ye awesome together."
"Fat Master is awesome."
"On the spot, thief Jill spurs."
If the official notification is a bit too simple,
Could it be a report from some well-known online self-media bloggers,
It's much more detailed.
Especially the modern Bai Xiaosheng,
It even directly released some video clips.
Since this guy started tracking and reporting on Yang Lin,
It's like grabbing the traffic password,
fans surge,
Has already jumped to become a top self-media blogger.
Her career was booming, and the advertisements for Qiafan were soft on her hands.
And last night,
He also witnessed the whole process of the whole thing,
[Fa Ye strikes again, Feng Zi reaps the consequences
[Lice Jumping Da Da, whose real name is Pan Shi, is an outdoor anchor of Douyin]
[But the reason why this person became popular is speechless, it turned out to be to perform grave head dancing at the martyrs cemetery]
[And just last night, Master Fa made another move, giving likes and attention to Lice Bounced]
【That's what happened......】
[Finally, the blogger here also reminds everyone that the so-called unrighteousness will lead to self-death, people are doing it, the sky is watching, and people still have to be kind and responsible]
【Remember, Yama may not be able to see it, but Master Fa will pay attention to you】
【Modern Bai Xiaosheng, see everything in the world】
Modern Bai Xiaosheng's articles have always been famous for being detailed,
Below the article are not only detailed graphic materials and video materials of this incident.
He even released related links to previous events.
The so-called extremely detailed ability.
After watching it, I get chills down my spine.
"This is too wicked."
"My God, there are still people like this in the world."
"I didn't believe it at first, but after reading those materials, I was scared to pee."
"All I can say is awesome."
"It's like the god of death walking in other people's houses.
"I've become a fan of Fa Ye."
"I'll go, there is no one alive on his watch list, scared to death!
"Fuck, no, I'll go and have a look too."
As a result, a large number of netizens frantically flooded into Yang Lin's homepage,
at a glance,
"Fuck, it really is, the cause has happened.
"This is really riding a horse and death is coming.
"It feels like the hairs are standing on end."
"Thinking about it is terrifying, thinking about it is terrifying.
"Pay attention, slip away.
"I also pay attention, the speed slipped."
"Take the same pass and slip together."
..…and....
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