I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

And when Sun Zhengyuan and others were running around for Yang Lin,

Inside Yang Lin's small shop,

Yang Lin, who had a good night's sleep,

Lying on the bed, he looked at the netizen's comments below his video with a funny face:

"Eat a feast, eat a feast, this time a big feast."

"Damn it, my master Fa is also awesome, on the first day I settled in Douyu, I was so scared that Mr. Ma got 50 Super Hot.

"Pfft haha, when I think of Teacher Ma's expression, I want to laugh."

"This is my master Fa's card."

"Fat Master Fa Master, when will you watch the live broadcast of the prostitute teacher? There are also eggplants.

"Fuck, upstairs you are trying to get rid of the sunset red team."

"Master Fa, does Yinlu really know how to pick?"

"The same question, can this table be eaten?"

"Master Fa, please give me a hand, let Da Mimi go."

"Big Mi Mi can't ga."

"Raise your hand, Lord Fa, please."

Ten messages, at least seven or eight, all begging him to raise his hand,

Let Yang Mi go.

It looks like he wants to kill Yang Mi,

It's all right.

But Yang Lin is also very helpless,

The system prompts are all out,

What can he do?

Yang Lin called up the system history information.

[Ding! Client detected, name: Yang Mi]

[Death prediction: 99% mortality due to unknown causes within one month]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

[Reminder, the target has great social influence, undertaking its funeral will trigger extra rich rewards]

Recalling the system prompts,

Yang Lin sighed slightly,

Yang Mi's death rate is as high as 99%,

Basically it's settled,

The remaining 1% is not just fifty minus forty-nine,

Only one.

Just this cause of death...

He stared at the prompt curiously,

"99% mortality from unknown causes within one month".

Ga people ga so many times,

This is the first time he has seen the cause of death is unknown.

Make him very curious.

He also asked the system,

But the answer given by the system is that the causal entanglement is very complicated,

Yang Lin understood this sentence,

In other words,

Isn't it because the cause of death is very complicated and it is inconvenient to disclose it.

It's a pity that he has not yet activated the ability to view the causal line,

Or look at the causal line,

You can definitely know why Da Mimi is squatting.

In fact, Yang Mi is not ga,

He doesn't care.

Anyway, he is not Yang Mi's fan,

Yang Mi is not from him either,

Nothing to do with him.

But what he is more envious of now is,

The reward for hosting Yang Mi's funeral,

[Reminder, this target has great social influence, and undertaking its grand event triggers extra rich rewards

Yang Lin stared at this sentence,

Quite excited.

Especially the four words of generous rewards,

It also gave him rich associations.

The rewards issued by the system each time,

For example, viewing yin, borrowing life, dark eyes, black candles, etc.

Each has a different function,

But without exception,

They are all very perverted.

He also used it to no avail.

I don't know that after hosting Yang Mi's funeral,

What kind of generous rewards will the system issue?

Let him look forward to it.

Thinking of this, he remembered his second stage mission again,

Life extension and forced borrowing have been completed,

Now only 200 years of life is missing,

4.5 years to go.

It's a pity that he spent so long yesterday,

Did not brush out to focus on the target,

One thing is worth mentioning,

He originally thought that the current rumors about Yang Mi on the Internet,

will be rampant,

For example, Master Fa paid attention to Yang Mi,

Will Yang Mi know how to quack or something?

But just watched for a long time,

I didn't find any of them.

Even his imperial literati, Modern Bai Xiaosheng,

It is also rare that this matter was not reported.

After a little thought, Yang Lin also understood the reason,

Yang Mi is a public figure after all,

The kind with great social influence,

Of course, this kind of thing cannot be reported indiscriminately.

Its studio must have started public relations as early as the first time.

"Forget it, don't think about these things."

"Ga people go on a mission."

He threw off the quilt and was about to get up.

In the end, I saw Xiao Xiao rushed in in a hurry.

"Boss, boss, your fans have increased again, my God, good... ah...

Lin Xiaoxiao blushed like a frightened rabbit,

ran out again.

Well....…

Let's just say,

When you come in later,

Can you not pick this time,

Why don't you have a long memory?

This is not all I have been read by you.

Yang Lin was very speechless.

experienced the fish teasing incident,

There are many fans of Yang Mi, Da Sima and other top anchors,

They all went to Douyin to pay attention to Yang Lin's account,

As a result, the number of his fans ushered in an explosive growth again,

From 1500W+, directly increased to 2700W+

Increased more than 10 million fans overnight,

Some of Douyin's big anchors shouted that the wolf is coming.

Especially the comments below his video,

It almost exploded,

reached a very scary number,

He couldn't see it at all.

get up and get dressed,

wash your face and brush your teeth,

after coming out,

Lin Xiaoxiao had been sitting at the dinner table with a blushing face waiting for him,

Breakfast is still the familiar steamed bun porridge,

The two were eating in a hurry,

Lin Xiaoxiao blushed, lowered her head and said:

"Old... Boss, I would like to ask for leave today."

"Oh? What are you doing on leave?"

Yang Lin asked curiously.

"Um...well, I...I want to go home and have a look.

Lin Xiaoxiao.

go home?

Only then did Yang Lin remember that since Lin Xiaoxiao came out of the house,

It seems that I have never been home,

So he laughed and said:

"Okay, it's good to go back and have a look. By the way, you can get some money yourself, buy some gifts for your family and take them home.

"Thank you boss! I won't withdraw money anymore, I have saved my wages, enough."

Lin Xiaoxiao.

"What do you do with that little salary? How about it? If you take 20,000 yuan, it will be your bonus."

Yang Lin waved his hand.

He is rich and powerful now, and he doesn't care at all.

Except for the two million that Jin Qing gave him,

In his Douyu account, he can withdraw more than one million yuan.

You can be considered a millionaire, okay?

"Uh...well then, thank you boss.

Lin Xiaoxiao smiled sweetly.

After eating, Lin Xiaoxiao packed up his things and left.

Her hometown is also in the countryside beside Jiang Cheng,

It's not far,

It's just over two hours away by car.

After Lin Xiaoxiao left,

Yang Lin looked after the store alone and made a few small deals.

I sold some ingot candles or something.

Now everywhere is moving here,

and few people come,

In the evening,

looking at no one

He simply closed the door,

I'm going to lie in bed and do a live broadcast for a while.

He is not going to tease the fish either,

And directly opened Douyin live broadcast.

As soon as the result was broadcast,

In an instant, hundreds of thousands of viewers flooded into the live broadcast room,

Start to send barrage crazily,

Almost flooded the screen:

"Fuck, Master Fa, you are finally willing to broadcast live.

"@小今晨, hurry up, Master Fa is starting a live broadcast."

"Grandpa Fa, please raise your hand."

"Fat Master, can you tell me the time of Da Mi Mi Ga? I'm going to have a feast."

"Tread upstairs and say it again."

"Damn it, let's just say it, it's not mine to be the one who made the joke.

"Master Fa, can you raise your big honey, I will kneel down for you."

"My big honey, woo woo woo, so pitiful."

"Fat Master, who are we going to do today? Otherwise, let's watch the video of the trainees.

"Two and a half years of practice? All I can say is, I love it."

"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."

"Master Fa, just ask if we can replace Gamimi with someone else?"

"Yes, please raise your hand."

"Agreed."

For a moment, the screen was full of pleading for Yang Da.

Most of these are fans of Yang Mi,

Followed by that live broadcast.

Watching Yang Lin has a headache,

I can only say something to the screen:

"Whoever dares to mention the word Yang Mi again, don't blame me for paying attention."

As soon as this remark came out,

The barrage about Yang Mi in the live broadcast room was instantly cleared,

"Fuck, don't mention it, don't mention it."

"It's okay to stop talking, Master Fa, please don't pay attention."

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, what a waste."

"The dog's head is safe!"

Finally, no one in the studio dared to mention Yang Mi anymore,

At this time, the number of people online in his live broadcast room has reached a terrifying seven million,

And it's still increasing crazily.

Even the Douyin official was alarmed,

Hurry up and directly assign a first-level server dedicated line to Yang Lin,

Save a while in his live broadcast room.

This kind of treatment is only available to some superstars,

Putting it on an anchor is also the only one.

At this time, someone posted a bullet screen asking:

"Master Fa, what are you doing today? Do you want to continue making paper figurines?"

"Pfft haha, I'm afraid the upstairs is missing Sister Yu Nu."

"Don't tell me, I really want to meet Sister Yunu."

"Unique taste, raw with purpose."

Yang Lin also became playful,

He simply took out that paper figurine again,

Aligned the camera.

in an instant,

A bullet screen in the live broadcast room:

"Hello, Sister Yunu!"

"Sister Yunu, I miss you so much!"

"Sister Yunu, how long will we broadcast today?"

"Gift, gift, where is sister Yu Nu's card?"

"That's right, hurry up and give Sister Yu Nu a gift.

"Ding! Master Fa's leg hair gave the anchor a supreme salute!"

"Ding! I love Faye to give the anchor a supreme salute!"

"Ding! Little Nanzi..."

Soon, the gifts in Yang Lin's live broadcast room began to flood the screen.

If this is seen by other anchors,

People must be numb.

They danced and sang with toil,

I can't make much money a day.

But Yang Lin is fine,

I took a paper figurine and put it here,

The gift is swish,

It's really infuriating that people compare to people.

made a fuss,

Yang Lin returned to the camera happily,

It seems that in the future this paper figurine will be used to cheat gifts,

It's also a way to get rich.

"Okay, let's take everyone to watch the video today."

Yang Lin said with a smile.

"Okay, I like Fa Ye to watch videos the most."

"That's right, we all like to watch videos of Faye brushing other people, thief Jill is exciting.

"The Burial Army is assembled and ready to go.

"Gather together, not a blade of grass will grow!"

The fans in the live broadcast room screamed excitedly.

And at the same time when Yang Lin started broadcasting,

In the VIP waiting room of Shanghai Airport,

Sun Zhengyuan and Yang Xiaoling were staring at the phone screen,

And what's displayed on their screen,

It is the picture of Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

And beside Yang Chunling and Yang Mi,

Also watching Yang Lin live,

These people have already paid attention to Yang Lin,

So as soon as Yang Lin starts broadcasting, there will be a reminder to start broadcasting.

When seeing the netizens pleading for Yang Mi in the live broadcast room,

Several people's eyes are hot,

can then,

Yang Lin's attitude made them feel cold.

'.々Looks...he doesn't seem to be willing to..."

Sun Zhengyuan said hesitantly.

Yang Xiaoling's face was heavy, and he didn't say a word.

It's just that the eyes are very firm.

He has already made up his mind,

No matter what the price is,

He is willing.

On the other hand, Yang Mi's expression was flat,

After seeing Yang Lin took out the paper figurine again,

She even gave a knowing smile,

It's just that this smile is more or less sad.

At this time, sister Yin came over and said:

"The plane is late, we may have to wait an hour."

After he finished speaking, he found that several people ignored him,

They are all looking at their phones,

So strangely, I leaned over to take a look,

Suddenly his face changed.

"Fa...... Faye...?"

When Yang Mi's family was watching Yang Lin's live broadcast,

Beijing Forty-two Bureau,

Zhang Ruoxuan, the celestial master who answered the phone, turned on the computer,

Mirror the phone screen to the computer,

Then I opened Douyin and searched for "Funeral all the way."

next moment,

The picture came to Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

this look,

He was shocked immediately.

"Hiss, this person's face... half-life and half-death, life has death, death contains life, life is the ambition of death, death is the essence of life, it's so strange, so strange."

talking room,

He habitually uses his right hand to pinch his fingers to count,

But just started,

The left hand hit me,

"Hold back hold back."

Zhang Ruoxuan pressed his right hand tightly with his left hand, enduring it very hard.

at this very moment,

Not only Yang Mi's family, not only Zhang Ruoxuan, the celestial master,

Many people are watching Yang Lin's live broadcast,

Such as Master Kun Dao Wu Chengzhen, such as Jin Qing Jinyan, such as Du Wenming and his son, such as Fu Dong, such as Jiang Xue...

But Yang Lin didn't know anything about it.

He had already started to watch the videos happily with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it, that was my video just now, oh my god, Faye swiped my video and freaked out.

"Good luck upstairs, Master Fa didn't pay attention to you."

"Follow that (Wang's Zhao) then it's a mess?"

"Hurry up and set up a floating banquet for three days to celebrate."

"Fuck shit, Master Fa found my sister's video, shit, he didn't make a rule... Phew, so it turns out he was just looking at legs.

"It's frightening to watch, Jill is so exciting."

"That's right, the thief is exciting, hurry up and get a gift to suppress the shock."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were watching the video, and at the same time sent barrage.

And at this moment, Yang Lin slid his finger upwards,

A live broadcast room was suddenly recommended.

next moment:

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Zhao Laosi]

【Death prediction: 80% death rate due to drowning within half an hour】

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

Yang Lin breathed a sigh of relief,

It's finally here.

at the same time,

Linyazi Village, Luobai Town, Heshui County, Jiangcheng City.

Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes were red from crying.

"Dad, I don't want to marry Zhao Laosi, please, let me go.

She had a pleading look on her face.

On the edge of the Kang in the room,

A woman in her fifties smiled obsequiously:

"Girl, although Zhao Laosi is a bit older, his family has a car and a house. You are enjoying a blessing if you marry him."

Lin Xiaoxiao ignored her,

"Dad, you should say something, Dad..."

Lin Xiaoxiao was crying, looking at the low stool next to her with pleading eyes,

A man with his head bowed and smoking a pipe.

She wanted to come back and see,

Then leave.

Unexpectedly,

Not only did his father confiscate her mobile phone,

And got a matchmaker,

I want to promise it to the bachelor Zhao Lao Si who lives next door.

This Zhao Lao Si squinted his eyes and slanted his mouth, doing nothing,

If you are in your forties, go to make up for your daughter-in-law,

In the past few years, I have started webcasting, and I have made money somehow,

built a house, bought a car,

Transformed into a star in the village,

It is the time when the spring breeze is proud.

And at this moment, there was a sudden sound of a car at the door,

Then, a voice came in:

"Brothers, I, Zhao Laosi, are going on a blind date tonight, and there are a lot of gifts from Linfu."