I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Facing questions from netizens, Yang Lin smiled slightly and said:

"Isn't it normal for the talisman to glow? Are the ones that don't glow still called talismans?"

As soon as this remark came out,

The water friends in the live broadcast room quit.

"Father, who are you fooling?"

"That's right, don't fool us."

"With a serious look, I almost believed it-."

"What's normal, tell me what's normal."

"I see, you secretly turned on the light beside you."

"Turn on the light, Fa Ye has both hands on the table, how to turn on the light."

"That's a small opening."

Yang Lin finished drawing the talisman,

Just put it aside.

Because the weather in the north is relatively dry and windy.

There is a lot of dust on the ground,

In addition, the closure of his small shop is not very strict,

There is a layer of dust on the table.

Because of live streaming,

So at this time, Yang Lin’s mobile phone is aimed at the desktop,

Coupled with the effect of the fill light that Xiaoxiao bought,

At this time, not only the dust-avoiding talisman was clearly seen,

It also clearly showed the layer of floating dust on the table.

Netizens didn't pay attention at first,

Just keep watching Yang Lin continue to paint on the yellow paper.

The barrage also flew up.

And at this moment, a netizen suddenly exclaimed:

"Damn it, look at the dust on the table.

Because this netizen has a very high fan card level,

So his barrage was immediately seen by other netizens.

Everyone was taken aback,

dust?

What happened to the dust?

They all looked at Yang Lin's table with doubts,

The next moment, they all uttered: Fuck!

They saw the dust on Yang Lin's table moving by itself,

That's right, just step on the horse and move by yourself.

Although not fast,

But it's really moving.

Centering on that talisman,

A circle that is constantly expanding outward is formed automatically.

round inside,

Revealing a spotless desktop.

Everyone was stunned.

"Fuck shit."

"Nimma, is there something wrong with my eyes?"

"My God, the dust on the table spreads by itself."

"Dust Avoidance Talisman, Dust Avoidance Talisman, so this is the Dust Avoidance Talisman."

"It's amazing, it's more powerful than a hair dryer."

"Can someone explain to me, am I dreaming?"

"I have something wrong with my eyes, and I need to change them.

"It's numb! It's completely numb."

Netizens expressed their shock.

Everyone is numb.

Who has ever seen such a weird thing.

It turns out that the dust-avoiding talisman can really avoid dust by stepping on a horse.

There is no reason to refresh the three views.

After a while, a netizen suddenly asked:

"Fa Ye, Fa Ye, how much is this talisman, can it be used in the little yellow car?"

As soon as this popup comes out,

Everyone is a shit.

Yes, such a miraculous thing, if you can buy it and keep it at home,

that's easy,

It's exciting to think about it.

then,

Netizens are all excited.

"That's right, Lord Fa quickly get on the little yellow car, I want to buy it.

"What a miraculous thing, a great killer for picking up girls."

"Can't wait."

Everyone got excited.

But Yang Lin shook his head slightly,

"This talisman is not for sale tonight, but someone who is destined will get it in the future."

Each dust-avoiding talisman needs to consume 2 points of his mental power,

He only has 30 spiritual power now,

You can only draw 15 pictures at full count,

yield is very low,

Not worth it to sell online.

Moreover,

He is not selling amulets today,

Instead, use this to exercise and increase your mental strength,

Then go make that probe.

After a few days of practice, he found that it is the most cost-effective to exercise by painting the dust-proof talisman.

Come quickly, save money,

Compared with other talismans that consume a lot, it is much more cost-effective to exchange.

So next,

One by one, he began to draw dust-proof talismans,

Quickly exhausted all mental strength,

While waiting for the recovery of mental power,

I will interact with the water friends for a while, and then continue to draw.

The time soon came to ten o'clock in the evening,

At this time, his live broadcast room had nearly 30 million viewers.

These 30 million people are all greedy for the dust-proof talisman in his hand,

They clamored for him to get on the yellow car.

In the face of such enthusiastic netizens,

Yang Lin had no choice but to draw the dust-proof talisman,

Hang up the little yellow car.

Of course, the price is still 1,000 per piece, and there is no free shipping.

Unexpectedly, just a few seconds after dozens of dust-avoiding symbols were put on the shelves,

was snatched up,

The angry netizens who didn't grab it all yelled:

"Fuck, you guys were born,"

"I didn't grab it, I didn't grab it again, I cried."

"Master Fa, can you add a little more and leave me one."

"There are too many people, there are simply not enough people to watch."

That's right,

Fuck, 30 million people are waiting with green eyes,

There are many people with money inside,

Let alone one thousand cards, ten thousand cards will be emptied in an instant.

"No, I didn't bring goods tonight."

Yang Lin does not point at the dust talisman to sell money,

And the effect of this dust-avoiding talisman is only one week,

Beyond this time, the effect will slowly disappear until it disappears.

Completely become ordinary yellow paper.

rested for a while,

He began to draw symbols again,

When it was almost twelve o'clock,

His mental strength limit finally reached 32 points.

"Okay, let's call it a day."

Say hello to the water friends in the live broadcast room,

Yang Lin chose to download.

After downloading the broadcast, he did not sleep,

Instead took up pen and yellow paper again,

Start making probes,

-R...

fail!

Yang Lin sighed,

Sit down and rest.

half an hour later,

XX...

Still fail.

So sat down to rest again,

in half an hour,

#EX...

Damn, it still failed.

Yang Lin is crazy.

His current mental strength recovers almost every minute,

It takes half an hour to recover 32 points of mental power.

It is simply painful torture.

In fact, he already had a plan in mind,

After all, it is the first time to make detectors,

This time may be very long,

Unexpectedly, this happened three times,

It still failed,

No way, he could only sit down and rest again.

Finally, on his sixth time,

A brand new probe was successfully made.

"call!!"

"It's finally done."

Yang Lin breathed a sigh of relief, lying on the bed and stretching beautifully.

It seems that this job of making talismans is not something ordinary people can do.

No wonder it has been lost until now.

It was already past three o'clock,

He lay in bed for a long time,

I don't feel sleepy either.

Just take out your phone,

Get ready for a video.

See if you can find any customers.

The 500-year lifespan mission needs to be completed,

There is a long way to go.

proficiently open the coma,

A live broadcast popped up,

"Big brothers, 10 squats per beer."

On the screen is a girl wearing a miniskirt and black stockings,

thin and long legs,

Calling big brother softly, asking for a gift.

Yang Lin waited there for a long time, but no one gave her gifts,

Row away angrily.

"Now this person is not willing to give a gift of ten yuan, really.

He thought bitterly.

brushed for a while,

Didn't find any customers,

He simply switched to the local channel and continued to browse,

The result didn't brush for a while.....

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: a potato]

[Death forecast: 90% of the death rate due to fire within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

finally come,

Yang Lin exhaled.

Just clicked a follow.

Then continue to swipe down,

After a while

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Sunglasses Yanyan]

[Death forecast: 90% of the death rate due to fire within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

Um?

here we go again?

Yang Lin was a little surprised.

When he usually brushes the video,

It’s not bad to get one target customer a day,

I didn't expect it to be just a while, there are only two,

And it's all local.

Yang Lin was slightly puzzled,

Send a like and follow again.

then continue.

But after only two videos,

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Some answers do not need to wait]

[Death prediction: 95% mortality due to poisoning within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

hell?

Yang Lin sat up in surprise.

Why are there so many death reminders here tonight?

And it's all within ten days?

Unbelievers, after sending attention to him,

Swipe down again:

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Sky War Legend]

[Death prediction: 69% of the death rate due to fire within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Huohuhuixun]

[Death prediction: 83% mortality due to poisoning within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Just call me Tokuko]

[Death prediction: 78% of the death rate due to fire within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Banbianyun]

[Death forecast: 90% of the death rate due to fire within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

*****

then,

Over the next hour or so,

Yang Lin stunned and saw a total of 16 death reminders,

They all indicate death due to fire or poisoning within ten days.

And the death rate is very high,

Many are more than 90%.

"Damn it, something big is going to happen!"

Yang Lin was a little surprised.

Yang Lin's only drowsiness disappeared,

just sit on the bed,

continue to swipe down,

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Radio 98]

[Death prediction: 90% fatality rate due to falling within ten days]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

Zuo Yanjun is a night owl who is used to surfing the Internet all night.

The kind that sleeps during the day and starts to feel refreshed at night.

At the same time, he is also the first batch of fans of Yang Lin

Since Yang Linga was the first person, he has paid attention to it.

He is also one of the elders of the Burial Army.

...asking for flowers...

In the evening, he watched Yang Lin's live broadcast for half the night,

Shichen is very moved by the kind that can shine and sweep away the dust on the table.

I was planning to grab one,

But it was too late,

Nothing was caught.

I was very disappointed.

After Yang Lin was downloaded,

He couldn't fall asleep either, so he simply entered the top of the canyon,

Start holding the compression to kill the Quartet,

Added several times 0/18 to my record

After a few games,

The time has come to more than three o'clock.

Even kneeling in the rankings, he can't continue playing,

So went to bed,

Go to sleep after swiping your phone for a while.

According to the habit, after he turned on Douyin,

Go to Yang Lin's homepage first,

Ready to see if anyone has a message to chat with him.

Now the first tune video at the bottom of Yang Lin's homepage,

It has become a chat forum for their family army,

The number of messages has exceeded 10 million,

If you want to find a previous message,

It is estimated that it will take several years to find out.

Come to the message area,

I searched for a long time,

I didn't find those familiar IDs, so I suddenly felt a lack of interest.

Fa Ye's fans are growing too fast now,

more than 30 million,

The number of messages here every day is also growing in horror,

But in his eyes, they are all unnutritious words,

for example:

"Fuck!"

"Damn it, Master Fa is a god!"

"Look at it."

"Pay attention, slip away!"

"Fat master is awesome!"

"Fat Lord, I want to worship you as my teacher"

and so on.

For such messages,

Zuo Yanjun scoffed,

Do you still need to talk about my master's awesomeness?

Isn't that the lice on the bald man's head, obviously?

...0

Are you still a god?

Faye is a god, okay?

The god of death who walks in the world.

Zuo Yanjun thought disdainfully.

He is too lazy to chat with these new fans,

Ready to check Faye's watch list,

If there is no movement,

Just sleep with your head covered.

But when he opened Yang Lin's watch list,

I was taken aback suddenly.

"Damn it, Master Fa is paying attention to people again?"

He sat up abruptly and began to get excited.

The most exciting thing about them, the family army, is,

Just looking at Fayega people.

That's the most exciting thing for them.

He remembers very well,

The last one on Yang Lin's watch list is Zhao Lao Si.

That is, the little unlucky guy who dared to bully.

The one that drowned.

count up,

He was also the eleventh one lost by Fa Ye Ga.

but now,

But he saw a 12th person appeared in Fa Ye's attention list——

"A potato"?

Fuck!

Master Fa is going to be a stranger again.

Gotta break the news to the brothers.

he thought excitedly.

But just when he was about to report to the group,

Inadvertently refreshed Yang Lin's watch list again.

Huh?

again?

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

Gorgeous sunglasses?

13th person?

He felt his breathing quicken,

After a while, Master Fa paid attention to two people?

sky,

Which family's boys and girls are so unlucky.

What happened?

he thought excitedly.

Then I refreshed the watch list,

next moment......

"Damn it, return it!"

He stared dumbfounded at the extra ID,

Throat feels dry.

"Grandpa Fa has gone crazy again."

The last time I paid attention to three at once was Jiao Long's time.

Scared them enough,

it didn't take long,

Fa Ye once again paid attention to three.

Zuo Yanjun began to mourn for these three people.

After the silence, he swiped the watch list again,

Then he was immediately numb.

[Some answers don't have to wait]

【Legend of Sky War】

【Torch Ash Search】

【Just call me crazy】

【Half side cloud】

【The rabbit is obedient】

13.14...15...

Looking at the IDs appearing one after another,

Looking at the rising number of attention,

Zuo Yanjun felt as if he had fallen into an ice hole first,

Cold all over, trembling all over.

"I.....I..... Faye..."

He spoke incoherently, staring dumbfounded at the series of IDs in Yang Lin's watch list,

a thing called fear,

began to spread throughout his body.

in just a few minutes,

Dozens of IDs appeared in Fa Ye’s watch list,

And it keeps going up, keeps going up,

Soon it was over 20, 25, 30...

【Lin Jianshui】

【Picture of going to the grave during the Qingming Festival】

【Baoya sister】

[Jill interrupts for you]

【happy life】

IDs appear one by one in the watch list,

Zuo Yanjun found that the number of people on Fa Ye's follow list exceeded 30 people,

and is still rising,

No intention of stopping at all.

"This is... going to happen... a big event is going to happen!!!"

Zuo Yanjun shouted in horror.

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