I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Yang Lin looked at the closed door,

Slightly taken aback, then smiled.

"Xiao Xiao, open the door and let me in, you are a distinguished guest."

"Oh well."

Lin Xiaoxiao let out an oh, got up and went to open the door,

After opening the door, I found an old man with a white beard in a suit,

The right hand may be injured, and it was tightly wrapped with scotch tape.

I let it in out of curiosity.

and shut the door again,

The man was not polite, he looked around after entering the door~ for a while,

Staring at the stack of dust-proof charms inside the counter for a while,

I was really about to turn my head, but found that there were other talismans beside me,

He squeezed his beard and looked curiously,

this glance,

He directly tore off his beard.

"Gold...King Kong...Heaven."

His eyeballs almost popped out.

Subconsciously, I wanted to rush over to snatch it...

"It's not yours, don't move!"

Yang Lin's faint voice came over.

"Well...………"

In the same room, the old man turned his head and became a Taoist inspector:

"Fat Master, hello!"

After finishing speaking, he secretly glanced at the Vajra Talisman a few times,

The halazi almost flowed down.

Yang Lin laughed, but didn't get up,

"The visitor is a guest, sit down and have breakfast together, Xiao Xiao, go serve a bowl of porridge for the guest."

"okay!"

Lin Xiaoxiao was taken aback, it was the first time she saw Yang Lin invite someone to have breakfast.

I've been here before in the morning,

The boss always told them to wait until after breakfast before receiving them.

"Then bother you."

The old man finally looked away from the Vajra Talisman,

Walked over and sat down, reached out and picked up a steamed bun and took a bite.

Xiao Xiaosheng brought porridge and put it in front of the old man,

The old man took it up and drank it, sputtering.

It's all glued to the beard.

Seeing Xiao Xiao frowned.

A breakfast was going on in such a weird atmosphere,

While eating, the old man suddenly said:

"Fat Master, really not this time?"

Yang Lin asked without raising his head:

"Who do you represent?"

"No one but myself. Don't worry, Master Fa. I'm not sent from above."

Yang Lin took a sip of the soup and said lightly:

"Oh, on behalf of yourself, just shut up, on behalf of the above, my answer is that it has nothing to do with me.

"Forehead...……"

The old man choked on the soup and coughed vigorously.

After finally coughing, he smiled wryly and said:

"I didn't expect Master Fa to be a master at hating people."

"Thank you. If you have nothing else to do, let's go after eating. By the way, steamed buns are 50 cents, and a piece of porridge. Pay the bill when you leave.

The old man was taken aback for a moment, and asked stupidly: "Still.......is there still a fee?"

"Of course others won't accept it, but you will."

Yang Lin was still drinking the soup, and said lightly.

"Why...why?"

The old man was dumbfounded.

Why should I charge when others don’t charge for meals?

"Your status is different, so you can't justify not charging."

Yang Lin finished the soup, put the bowl on the table and said.

"oh oh!"

The old man smacked his mouth and suddenly realized that he didn't know what to say.

And Lin Xiaoxiao became more and more confused the more he listened,

I found it strange that the boss talked to this old man,

She couldn't understand a word.

After a while, the old man smiled wryly again:

"Master Fa, I'll leave after asking two questions. First, is that really the case? Second, can't you lift it?"

Yang Lin stuffed the last mouthful of steamed buns into his mouth, swallowed hard,

He said vaguely:

"I lifted it!"

The old man was taken aback, and wanted to ask another question, but Yang Lin had already stood up.

"Xiao Xiao, collect the money and drop it!"

"Well...……"

The old man was dumbfounded again.

But Yang Lin had already turned around and left at this time, and left a sentence lightly when he left:

"Go out later, watch out for the top of your head!"

What?

The old man was taken aback.

"Grandpa, here is the QR code, please scan it!"

Lin Xiaoxiao said with a blushing face.

She felt that asking an old man to charge one yuan and fifty cents for a meal,

How embarrassing.

But there is no way, who let Yang Lin be the boss.

"Oh, alright."

The old man took out his mobile phone in a daze,

Swept one yuan and five in the past.

Just as he was about to leave, he thought of his purpose for coming here:

"Well, little girl, I want to buy some dust-proof talismans.

While talking, he was still staring at the Vajra Talisman enviously.

But Yang Lin's sentence was not yours, so he didn't dare to speak.

"Oh, how many do you want, one thousand."

Seeing that there is a business to do, Lin Xiaoxiao said happily.

"Well, ten cards, I'll scan them for you directly."

The old man took out his phone again and scanned 10,000.

Lin Xiaoxiao counted ten of them for him, and put them in a bag for him.

The old man pointed at the door of Yang Lin's room and made another gesture,

Only then did he come out.

After coming to the alley,

He suddenly remembered what Yang Lin said just now,

muttering:

"Be careful overhead? Is it a falling object?"

"There is nothing on the top of the head? Isn't this the blue sky?"

This small alley in Yang Lin is surrounded by bungalows,

The nearest tall building is more than 100 meters away, which is the unfinished building.

There are no conditions for falling objects at all.

The old man looked around suspiciously,

The right hand is taken out to have a look, then put down again,

Take it out again to have a look, then put it down again,

It was very painful.

Can't count.

He didn't dare not listen to Master Fa's words,

Standing there not knowing what to do.

And at this moment,

A few birds flew by suddenly,

 …

Snapped!!

A huge lump of bird droppings hit the old man directly on the head.

He was completely dumbfounded.

"Fuck!"

Feelings are so careful.

Or the broken Taoist temple on the outskirts of the city,

Zhang Ruoxuan, who had just washed his hair, had a wry smile on his face,

Wu Chengzhen next to him asked curiously:

"How did you get a bird poop back?"

"Hey, don't mention it, Lord Fa is a real god, he told me to be careful on the top of my head when I went out, I was smashed by bird droppings just after I came out.

Wu Cheng really wanted to laugh, but held back again.

"You went to visit Faye, how did it turn out? Have you declared your family name?"

A look of doubt appeared on Zhang Ruoxuan's face.

"I don't know! But I think he should have known that I was coming, and knew my identity."

"Oh? How to say?"

Wu Chengzhen asked.

"He asked me that I charged one yuan and five dollars for the meal, saying that I had a different status. So I think he knows who I am."

"That must be known."

Wu Chengzhen touched his dry skin, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.

Zhang Ruoxuan said distressedly:

"Fat Master seems to give people the feeling of nothingness, a feeling of complete non-existence, and I dare not count it, it is too hard to hold back.

"It's a good thing you didn't count."

Oh Seung Jin said, "What about that? Did you ask?"

"asked."

"What did Grandpa Fa say?"

"He said three words: Lifted!"

"Have you lifted it?"

Wu Chengzhen was taken aback for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "When did you lift it?"

Zhang Ruoxuan looked out the window:

"I thought about it on the way, and the most fundamental reason why this matter is so big now is because of Master Fa.

"Maybe that's what he said it was lifted."

Wu Chengzhen was dumb, and after a while he smiled wryly and nodded:

"I understand, this is the escaped one, but will that thing really happen?"

Zhang Ruoxuan shook his head and said, "I don't know either."

"Then what do we do now?" Wu Chengzhen asked.

"Just wait, those who save themselves will be saved by others, those who abandon themselves will be angered by humans and gods.

"It's all up to them."

"By the way, help me contact Zhengyi faction and tell them that I have something good to sell to them..."

*****

"Boss, when the old man left, why did you tell him to be careful with the top of his head?"

"Oh, don't wild cats always pass by our house, I'm afraid that the wild cats will knock down the tiles and hit him.

Yang Lin explained.

dragon!"

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned.

Back in the room, Yang Lin spread out the pen and paper again, and continued to exercise his mental strength.

He has 80 points of mental power now.

You can already make the spirit charm.

Stretch out your posture and tie up your horse stance.

Yang Lin breathed out and shouted loudly: Soul comes...

Well, there is no need to be so troublesome.

Just draw it.

Yang Lin dipped in cinnabar and began to paint on yellow paper.

It took about two minutes,

A cyan light flashed on the yellow paper.

It's done!

Yang Lin was overjoyed.

He didn't expect that the first time he made a soul-calling talisman, it would be done.

This soul-calling talisman can autonomously attract nearby souls and seal them up,

It is a good talisman.

played for a while,

Yang Lin also doesn't know how to deal with this talisman,

I can't bear to sell him.

After all, 80 mental power.

After looking at it for a while, he simply lifted off Sister Yunu's clothes,

snap,

Put it on underwear.

"Hide here first!"

He clapped his hands, thinking.

And while he was drawing the spirit charm,

Comments about him on the Internet,

It is also getting bigger and bigger.

"What ghost hair master, it's just a bird."

"That's right, an Internet celebrity who made his fortune by hype has made Jiang Cheng a mess now."

"I'm still following Biga. I've been paying attention to it for seven or eight days. Why haven't I seen those fifty people?"

"You think it's really shit, people rely on this hype, the purpose has already arrived. M

"By the way, if something really happened, why didn't he show up?"

"You are stupid. He made it up by himself. What's the reason? What's the basis?"

"That's right!"

And in the face of these people's comments,

The people from the Burial Army quit:

"Damn it, you dare to slander me like this, don't you want to live?"

"Be careful, Master Fa will give you a follow-up."

"Is my father's ability beyond the comprehension of you mortals?"

"I advise you to go to Master Fa's watch list, hehe, silly hat.

"If you really don't believe it, you can search the reports of Modern Bai Xiaosheng.

"Where is it from Bai Xiaosheng? Why can't I find it?"

"A bunch of idiots, can't find anything on the Internet.

"That's right, the links you gave me cannot be opened.

"Lord Sofa, there is nothing at all?"

Fans of Yang Lin were taken aback:

"How is it possible? Modern Bai Xiaosheng can't find it? Do you know how to surf the Internet?"

...asking for flowers...

"That's right, it's not

Is it okay to have hands?"

"There is so much information on the Internet, why can't I find it?"

"You wait, labor and management will find out and give you screenshots."

As a result, fans of Yang Lin opened their browsers one after another.

Enter the modern Bai Xiaosheng.

But after a search, they were all dumbfounded.

"The blogger has temporarily shut down the service due to violations!"

Wang Defa?

Hyundai Baixiaosheng's account was shut down?

Fuck, what the hell?

Fans of Yang Lin feel a little bad.

"It's okay, it's okay, there are other bloggers who also reported Fa Ye,"

"That's right, it's not that Bai Xiaosheng is the only one on the Internet who is looting my Master Fa's traffic."

"That's right, there are so many bloggers."

So, they hurriedly searched for other bloggers,

result..…………

"Damn it, how come the world's anecdote disappeared?"

"That's right, Kaleidoscope Viewing the World has also been blocked."

"And so are the wonders of the universe."

"Fuck, what's going on? Why are all the people who reported Fa Ye before shutting down their services? Even the previous articles are gone."

"Why do I feel a little panicked.

"I'm a little numb too."

"Wait a minute, I'll go to Qiandu to search for the information about Master Fa."

"That's right, Qiandu can always find it?"

So, they went to the webpage and entered the keywords "faye, garen, etc."

result………

What was found was either irrelevant things, or some content in his novels,

For example, a novel called "My Mr. Yin Yang" appeared in the first position of the search list.

"The novel is pretty good, but what about my father?"

"That's right, where is Master Fa?"

Yang Lin's fans were stunned,

......0

Overnight, the name Fa Ye,

It seems to have disappeared out of thin air on the Internet,

Not a trace of it could be found.

These fans searched the Internet for a long time,

Nothing was found.

Now those who ridiculed Yang Lin began to laugh:

"Look, what about the articles you mentioned? What about the photos? There are a few things."

"It's all hype, but you still don't believe it."

"That's right, what are you talking about, Master Fa is awesome, and gather evidence."

"Where's the evidence?"

"Hehe, Lord Fa is a rumor-monger, saying that there will be a safety accident in our factory within ten days. It's been eight days, why are you doing well?"

"That's right, Feng Ziyang was driven crazy by Master Fa."

Yang Lin's fans were also angry,

but found no evidence,

Just mad.

"Fortunately, Master Fa's Douyin account is fine."

Some fans said while patting their chests.

"That's right, don't worry about those idiots, let's talk about it under Master Fa's video.

"Didn't you delete those reports? I, Dafa, don't care."

So, they ran back to Yang Lin's Douyin homepage one after another,

Ready to leave a message for Yang Lin.

But when they came back, they found that something was wrong.

They actually discovered that the message under Yang Lin's first video,

is rapidly decreasing,

Not only comments, but even likes are dropping rapidly.

"Fuck, what the hell?"

These fans were dumbfounded, so they quickly clicked in to have a look,

turn out,

Many fans' messages were directly deleted by the system,

The rest are more normal messages.

For example, if you ask Yang Lin when the broadcast will start,

When to bring the goods and so on.

And all other mentions of Fayega people,

All disappeared.

for a while,

Yang Lin's fans were outraged.

"Douyin, you really don't want to mess around anymore.

"Fa Ye, Fa Ye, quickly reward them with attention, doctor.

"That's right, Lord Fa, pay attention to these punks."

But,

After their messages were sent out,

but only existed for a second,

Just disappear here.

"This is targeting Master Fa!"

Fans woke up one after another.

Heart hit rock bottom.

However,

Something worse happened.

Some fans who followed Yang Lin later stepped forward at this time.

"It doesn't feel so awesome."

"That's right, I see, those were all rumors before."

"Coincidence."

"I also think so, maybe I just happened to meet, and I was favored in the end."

"I think so, to put it bluntly, like other Internet celebrities, it's just a hype.

"Hey, it's boring, I canceled it."

"I also unfollowed, and many people around me have unfollowed."

"Then I'll quit too.

So, for a while, these later fans unfollowed one after another.

As a result, the number of fans began to decrease dramatically.

In a very short period of time, 30 million dropped sharply to more than 10 million.

Half the fans gone.

The oldest group were driven mad.

"You rebels, get out, and don't come back after you get out."

"Okay, well done, I've memorized your IDs, and I'll let Lord Fa pay attention to you one by one in the future."

"Walk slowly and don't see you off. Don't come back when you leave. I feel ashamed."

"Master Fa, please block this writing about the grandson of the turtle."

"That's right, block black and white directly."