I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

So, in just over an hour,

Below this video of Ali Tong,

The message exploded immediately.

A large number of Longguo netizens, shirtless,

and SNN agency members, and those who have ulterior motives,

Fight together.

And the battle was extremely dire.

But as the battle progressed,

A Longguo netizen casually went out ~ glanced at it,

Suddenly exclaimed:

"It's not good, it's not good, you guys look at YouTube's today's recommendation, it's all about promotional videos from SNN."

"What?"

Zhonglongguo netizens were anxious when they heard this,

Quickly cut out to take a look, they were all furious for a moment.

I saw that at this time the homepage of Youtube was recommended,

Eight out of the ten videos have the SNN logo on them.

Click to open it, all are promotional videos of SNN members,

Some even clamored to directly attack the Dragon Kingdom.

This Nima!

Netizens in Longguo were disgusted.

Those who step on the horse are obviously throwing sand in the eyes of the people of Longguo,

No

This is no longer sand, but serious bricks.

Still kind of big.

Needless to say,

Anyone can guess who did it,

Think about which country the oil tank belongs to,

Just know.

thought of this,

Netizens in Longguo were angry with their foreheads,

It's also disgusting.

They ran to the complaint entrance and began to complain.

Such a crooked butt is not the purpose of YouTube.

But such a huge amount of complaints are thrown on it,

But there was no reaction at all.

Not only did not cancel the organization promotion on the homepage,

There was even an executive named Smith who came forward and sent a video himself,

Stand up and endorse SNN,

The general idea is that we respect all people who love freedom, and the SNN organization is composed of a group of people who love freedom.

Now Longguo netizens are stunned,

I have seen shameless people,

I've never seen such shamelessness.

If this is placed in the Dragon Kingdom,

The old ancestor would jump up angrily and give the two big punks a hand.

not only,

This executive named Smith also started to delete the messages of Longguo netizens,

However, only the messages of those members of the organization with ulterior motives were left behind,

It's just taking shamelessness to the extreme.

For a time, Chinese netizens fell into an unfavorable situation.

"Brothers, no, the referees are theirs."

"It's so pissed off, I really want to fuck that Smith.

"That's right, he's the most irritating, all right."

"I'm so angry, I'll go to Fa Ye and let him drink that sum.

"Oh, yes, let's go find Master Fa.

"Yes, yes, yes, find Master Fa. Master Fa is currently live broadcasting. Let's go to his live broadcast room and talk about it."

"Okay, let's go together!"

As a result, a large number of netizens rushed to Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

*****

At this time, Yang Lin was just about to download the broadcast.

"Let's stop here today, let's broadcast it another day."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to close the live broadcast,

But at this moment,

A series of bullet screens suddenly jumped out.

"Fa Ye, Fa Ye, wait, don't download it yet.

"Master Fa, our brother is fighting with someone outside."

"Help, Master Fa, I'm about to die of rage, I'm waiting for you to kill someone.

"Please, Master Fa!"

In a short period of time, a large number of bullet screens filled Yang Lin's live broadcast room instantly,

Yang Lin who was about to broadcast also saw those bullet screens,

Slightly taken aback.

Why did my own people fight with people outside?

What's going on?

Out of curiosity, he stopped downloading,

He asked, "Oh? What's going on?"

So those netizens explained one after another.

After listening to it, Yang Lin didn't feel much better,

The netizens in Yang Lin's live broadcast room quit, and the crowd became angry for a while.

"Fuck, I'm so angry when I hear it, I'm going to fight too."

"Nimma, is this Smith so bad?"

"What kind of shit SNN is a bunch of rubbish."

"Let's go, let's scold those bastards to death together."

Yang Lin also figured out what was going on.

I heard that there are members of SNN organization,

His heart moved, so he said: "Okay, I'll go and have a look too."

"Oye, Master Fa agreed, brothers, the funeral army is assembled, and the Ga people are gone."

"Assembly assemblage."

"I took out the cards of Master Fa, because of the speed of my family, I downloaded YouTube and overcame the wall.

"I have ten accounts, and I contribute them.

"give me one"

"I don't know how to turn it over, forget it, I'll just watch Master Fa's live broadcast here."

"I can't get it out either, and I'm also watching the live broadcast of Master Fa."

"Brothers, where is Fa Ye's travel card? Give me a gift.

"Ding! Master Fa's hanging hair gave the anchor a supreme salute."

"Ding! Master Fa, please explode my chrysanthemum and give the anchor a supreme salute."

At this time, Yang Lin was already preparing to climb over the wall.

When he just crossed over,

because of boredom,

I once overcame the wall to apply for a YouTube account,

And the name is called Yilufa Funeral.

There is no need to reapply at this time.

Proficiency in overcoming the wall software,

Yang Lin soon came to YouTube,

really,

As soon as he opened the homepage, he saw the video that was pinned to the top,

That is, the YouTube executive, the video of Smith's crooked ass.

"It's him, it's him, Lord Fa [it's this one, please recommend all SNN's promotional videos."

At this time, those netizens who overcame the wall were browsing on YouTube,

While watching Yang Lin's live broadcast.

So, when Yang Lin came to YouTube,

They immediately saw Yang Lin's live broadcast.

"This guy is so bad, he recommended all those SNN videos,

Made specifically to disgust us. "

"Yeah, it's too bad."

"Master Fa, can you be blessed?

"The whole network begged to send Yega people."

"Agreed!"

All of a sudden, the bullet screens in Yang Lin's live broadcast room went up one after another.

Some people are frantically swiping gifts.

And looking at the angry netizens,

Yang Lin also smiled slightly.

Can you ga people,

It depends on whether the system is strong enough,

If a system prompt does appear,

He also doesn't mind giving this push a like and attention,

Well, besides, the ad must be in English.

His foreign language proficiency is good, and he was also a person who passed the sixth level of the exam.

It's no problem to post an Yingwen advertisement.

He first looked at the comments below the video,

"Mr. Smith is awesome, people from Longguo go to S."

"The territory of my Daying Sauce was taken by the people of Long Kingdom?"

"Longguo is a pig, you are not welcome here."

"SNN is a peace-loving organization, and you people from Longguo actually slandered them."

"Longguo monkey, get out, this is not a place for you to run wild."

"Mr. Smith, on behalf of SNN, I thank you for your kind words."

"Thanks!"

glance over,

All these messages.

Looking at these messages,

Fans in Yang Lin's studio were furious:

"This horse rider is so mad at Laozi."

"This Smith guy, why is he so bad.

"Obviously, he supports the SNN agency."

"Damn it, this guy deleted all the messages from our Dragon Kingdom, it's disgusting."

"Paralyzed, blown up."

Netizens shouted one after another.

Yang Lin also couldn't help shaking his head.

Although the tubing belongs to Yingjiang’s family,

But you as a global site with such a crooked ass,

Did you say it?

So he clicked into Smith's homepage.

next moment,

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Smith]

[Death prediction: within hours, he will be shot dead by his wife's lover

[Note: His wife will also die at the same time]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

Puff!~~

Yang Lin almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

This is really a target customer.

This luck is also gone.

What would it be like to be shot to death by your wife's lover?

There is even a note,

died at the same time as his wife,

This is too miserable.

And this time,

The water friends in his live broadcast room are still swiping the barrage:

"Master Fa, what a shame."

"Mr. Fa, it's so damn fast, it's so disgusting to look at."

"Kneeling begging people, I can't stand it anymore.

"beg."

So, Yang Lin said lightly with a smile on his face:

"Okay, as you wish!"

Afterwards, he backhandedly clicked on attention.

"Ding, you followed Smith!"

Afterwards, he typed an Eagle text in the comment section below the video:

"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you worry-free, accept reservations within 6 hours, and receive a 50% discount."

Because it's been a long time since I posted this ad,

After playing,

He still has something to say.

So another sentence was sent: "Husband and wife are buried together, and you can get a 20% discount."

After posting the ad,

Yang Lin smiled in satisfaction, and exited Smith's homepage.

In other words, this is the first time he has started transnational business.

Of course the time with the scorpion does not count,

After all, he is still a native of Longguo, isn't he?

And this time,

He is a foreigner,

Still a pipe executive.

It feels pretty good.

It just doesn't go directly to foreigners, and the system has no extra rewards.

He thought happily.

And Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

The barrage has already exploded:

"Holy shit, shit, Master Fa is really paying attention."

"It's true that it's in place in one step, I'm a little unresponsive."

"Fat master is awesome."

"Haha, I'm comfortable now, and I'm sure.

"Foreigners from across the country, my father is still awesome.

"Let's go, let's go to Smith's homepage and tell him the good news, so that he can be happy too."

"Let's go!"

As a result, a large group of netizens flocked to Smith's homepage,

...asking for flowers...

Started a message.

"Brother, hello, brother, in vain!"

“The meal was successful and comfortable!”

"Still standing here? Run quickly, oh, it's useless to run away.

"Today is a good day, today is a good day."

"Farewell, trash!"

At this time, the Eagle Sauce family,

in a luxurious office

YouTube executive Smith is staring triumphantly at his computer.

Still mumbling incessantly:

"Haha, now these Longguo monkeys can't make a fuss."

"A bunch of yellow pigs, rubbish."

"If you dare to shout again, labor and management will block all your accounts."

"A bunch of idiots!"

He laughed at the screen.

At this moment, some messages that appeared suddenly came into his eyes.

"Haha, Mr. Smith, prepare for the funeral, you have been paid attention to by Master Fa."

"Die, poor wretch."

"You're almost fucked up, do you still have the face to surf the Internet here?"

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat."

"Maybe you don't know what you're going through?"

"It's the first time Faye advertises in Eagle Language, you are so honored."

"Fa—grandfather is here, kneel down to greet him.

After watching for a long time, Smith was also at a loss.

what the hell

What Fa—grandfather??

Who is this again?

And said he was about to choke or something,

very strange.

He looked at those comments suspiciously, not understanding what they meant.

"Hey, Smith, what is it?"

At this time someone walked into the office.

The person who came was a colleague of Smith, and like him, he was also an executive of YouTube.

"Oh, Jon, you came just in time, you are a Long Guotong, please help me find out, what do these messages mean?"

"What message?"

Jon came over suspiciously, looked at Smith's screen,

Smith rubbed his head and replied: "I don't know, it's some Longguo monkeys who said strange things like I'm going to die, and mentioned a guy with a very strange ID."

Jon looked at it carefully for a while, and doubts appeared on his face.

"Looking at the meaning of these messages, it seems to say that you are going to see God soon, and it is also mentioned that it is a person named... um, Master Fa, who is going to send you to see God

"By the way, they also said that Master Fa paid attention to you."

"Oh Shet, these Longguo pigs are really disgusting. They cursed me to see God."

Smith cursed,

Called up the historical news of his homepage,

Sure enough, I saw this sentence:

"Ding! All the way to the funeral paid attention to you."

"All the way...funeral? What is this?"

Smith didn't understand the name,

Then he inadvertently saw Yang Lin's message:

"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you worry-free, accept reservations within 24 hours, and enjoy a 10% discount."

"Husband and wife can get a 20% discount if they are buried together."

"What the heck, he cursed me to die in 6 hours and my wife to go to God too."

Because of the word yin and yang,

Yang Lin also doesn't know how to translate,

So I simply used pinyin,

So Smith didn't understand at all.

But for the joint burial of the couple below, Yang Lin translated it professionally,

He understood directly.

Feeling angry.

"Jon, what does this word mean?"

He pointed to the pinyin of yin and yang and asked angrily.

Jon also had a dazed look on his face, so he left it there and watched for a long time,

Only then said hesitantly: "This seems to be their pinyin of Longguo. I'll try to spell it. Yin——yang, um, that's how it is spelled."

Smith was stunned: "What does yin and yang mean?"

"It seems to be a mysterious profession in the Dragon Kingdom. It specializes in dealing with the dead, similar to necromancers."

"Oh Shet."

Smith laughed when he understood:

"They actually hired a necromancer to curse me? Hahaha, I laughed to death [what a powerless rage of the weak.]

At this time, not only was he not angry, but he also found it very interesting.

Think about it,

This is so pretend,

I was actually cursed by a mysterious necromancer from an ancient eastern country.

It's also very face-saving to spread the word.

Thinking of this,

He took a screenshot of Yang Lin's message and the advertisement,

Forwarded to my Tete account,

with a sentence:

"What should I do? I was cursed by the necromancer of the Dragon Kingdom, saying that I will be dead within 6 hours, wait online, hurry up!"

Then added a lot of dog heads.

Jon smiled when he saw it, and said:

"There are some things in the Dragon Kingdom that are very mysterious, but in their words, they are superstitions.

"Yes, these yellow-skinned pigs are really interesting."

Smith's face was filled with sneer.

"Don't worry about them, let's go, there is a new bar in the next street, let's go for a drink.

"Walk."

So the two met for a drink.

But at this time, under Smith's Tete account,

But it has boiled over. .