I am not a trainer

How can someone tell a joke when you come up?

Luo He was caught off guard, looked at Senior Qing, and saw a trace of anticipation in her bright eyes.

'Do you think I look like a joke? '

Luo He suppressed the desire to complain in his heart, but decided to follow the other party's wishes, and murmured:

"Senior, what kind of jokes do you like to hear?"

"I want to hear a joke that Xueshan doesn't have." Qing said lightly.

Luo He was quite self-aware, and said, "But I don't have a sense of humor, I can only tell bad jokes."

"What's a bad joke?" Qing used declarative sentences to express interrogative sentences.

"A cold joke is not funny at all. It will make people feel boring after telling it, and then make a cold joke." Luo He said frankly.

Qing nodded, and immediately said, "Sounds very interesting."

Luo He glanced at Senior Qing, unable to discern any emotion from her iceberg-like face, he hesitated and said:

"It's not funny if the joke is told, it should be fine, right?"

"It's not funny, I will send you to see the Snow Mountain." Senior Qing said coldly.

Luo He: "Huh?"

"It's a joke." Senior Qing said calmly, "I learned it from others a long time ago."

The joke isn't funny at all, and it's already intimidating!

Luo He laughed twice, and said, "Then I'll tell a bad joke."

The white-haired woman nodded, pretending to be listening attentively.

Luo He glanced at Xiao Jiu and Yu Yu behind him, cleared his throat, and said slowly:

"There was a glacier bear that lived on the ice sheet. One day it felt bored, so it started to pluck its fur."

"The ice bear is boring, why do you want to pluck your hair." Senior Qing still expressed his doubts in declarative sentences.

"Listen to me!" Luo He said unhappily when his story was interrupted.

"Oh." Senior Qing shut up.

Luo He said: "It started to pluck its own hair."

"One, two, three... Pulling out, the ice field bear has finished pulling out its own hair."

"After pulling it out, it said a word: 'It's so cold'."

The white-haired woman stared at Luo He quietly, waiting for the next sentence.

Luo He coughed lightly and said, "It's over."

There seems to be a gust of cold wind blowing across the island in the middle of the lake.

The scene was terribly quiet for a moment, falling into a strange silence.

Yuyu: "Woo...⊙_⊙" (It's so cold.)

"Hey~" Xiao Jiu hugged her big tail and shivered.

The joke the master told was really too cold.

Qing recalled the joke just now, thoughtfully:

"It turns out that this is called a cold joke..."

The dire bear plucked himself and said 'it's cold'.

A bare dire bear.

The corner of Qing's mouth raised imperceptibly, and it fell into Luo He's eyes.

Luo He seemed to have discovered a new continent: "Senior, did you laugh just now?"

Qing said lightly: "You read it wrong."

Luo He said: "Later the little penguin passed by and saw a pile of ice bear's fur on the ground, so he ran to ask what happened to the ice bear."

"The ice bear told it the story, and then the little penguin also started to pluck its own fur. After plucking, it said: It's really cold!"

The corners of Qing's mouth kept twitching and rising.

Immediately, Senior Qing turned around and said lightly:

"I have received your thank you, so let's go."

Luo He saw the change in Bingshan beauty's expression and complained in his heart.

Co-author, you like to listen to cold jokes, right?

The white-haired woman turned to leave, and Luo He didn't intend to force her to stay.

Although I couldn't let her taste my craft today, but if there is a destiny, I will always see you again, and I will mention it when the time comes.

Before leaving.

Senior Qing glanced at Arowana, then looked at Luo He, and said:

"You gave me an extra joke, so I'll give you a gift too."

"What?"

When Luo He was in a daze, a gentle white light gushed out from Qing's palm and fell into the body of the golden dragon fish.

Yuyu was startled for a moment, then felt the energy in her body rising continuously, breaking through the level that had been stagnant for a long time!

And this energy from the snow-capped mountains also makes the life source of the dragon fish grow stronger.

Racial level breakthrough awakening, across a large section, to the low-level extraordinary!

[Pet name: Arowana (variation)]

[attribute: water]

[Growth Level: Low and Extraordinary]

[Racial Level: Low and Extraordinary]

[Movements: Dragon Fish Leap (Exclusive Skill), Steam, Oil Soak, Bubble, Torrent Tail, Dragon Might]

Luo He sensed the data in the beast space and was surprised.

Yuyu's comprehensive strength has already stepped into the extraordinary realm.

Moreover, Yuyu possesses the power of dragon and has unique tactics, so he can undoubtedly kill the 'Lord of the Secret Realm' Anaconda solo!

Senior Qing, what kind of identity is it that can strengthen Yuyu's life source so easily?

Luo He was in a state of surprise, but when he came back to his senses, he saw Senior Qing walking outside the forest, his back disappeared like a cloud and mist dissipating.

Suddenly, the wind and clouds surged.

In the clear sky above the boundless snow-capped mountains, there is a magnificent sea of ​​clouds that stretches for thousands of miles. The magnificent cloud clusters seem to gather into a giant dragon.

He obviously didn't see the figure of the Jade Dragon, but this magnificent scene obviously heralded the arrival of the Jade Dragon God.

Luo He, Xiao Jiu, and Yu Yu looked up, all in shock.

What kind of senior green is this, what kind of dragon girl is this.

It is clearly the Jade Dragon God who travels all over the world, appearing in human form, and protecting Yuhu Village!

Luo He was stunned for a long time, looked at Yuyu, and said:

"Yuyu, the Jade Dragon God you are looking for should be that senior Qing just now?"

Yuyu didn't say a word, and teardrops gushed out of her eyes, feeling extremely regretful.

Luo He knew that Yuyu blamed herself for failing to recognize the Jade Dragon God, and thus missed the opportunity to investigate her grandma's whereabouts.

"It's fine."

Luo He comforted Yuyu, saying: "At least, we know that the Jade Dragon God will appear in the snow mountain domain in human form."

"Moreover, we also know its preferences, so we are no longer confused about it."

"Huh?" Yuyu brimming with tears.

Luo He was full of confidence and said:

"Jade Dragon God likes to listen to cold jokes!"

"Woo..." Yuyu lowered her head, still blaming herself.

"Okay, don't be sad."

Luo He looked at the ripe snake beauty fruit on the tree, smiled and said:

"I'm going to make a meal of 'Crass Red Delicious' with snake beauty on the island in the middle of the lake, and it will be our afternoon tea!"

Hearing this, Xiao Jiu was elated, and Yu Yu cheered up.

Luo He asked Xiao Jiu to pick two snake beauty fruits as an advance payment for this mission, and then called out a whole set of kitchen utensils to light a fire on the island in the middle of the lake to cook.

The sweet fragrance bursts, floating towards the clouds.

The Jade Dragon God swims in the clouds, overlooking the island in the middle of the lake, his eyes move slightly, and disappears into the depths of the sea of ​​clouds.

*

Imperial Capital, the ninth inning.

Director Hu sat on the boss's chair behind the manual writing desk, looking at the files on the computer screen with a calm expression.

"Could you~ let me dance for you~"

When the color bell sounded, Hu Tu glanced at his phone, connected to the call from Luo He, and said in a deep voice:

"What's wrong?"

"Director Hu, I have a big report to report!"

"Young people should calm down." Hutu said calmly, "What happened?"

After a while.

Hu Tu's eyes widened, he slapped the table and got up, his voice suddenly raised:

"You boy, have you seen the Totem class again?!"

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