I Am Not Really Related

In the palace, Hulk, who was full of food in front of him, was feasting.

There was a roast chicken in the left hand, and the two bites were chewed and swallowed together with the bones. There is a big watermelon in the right hand, and there is no need to cut it open. One bite down and the flesh of the belt went into the stomach, and the juice splashed!

When he gets hungry for food, he will raise the roast chicken in his hand and shout at Zhen Yang: "Friend!"

Obviously, with Hulk's simple mind, whoever treats him sincerely is a friend. Whoever hits him is the enemy!

It's that simple!

Of course, once anger overwhelms reason, there is no such thing as friend or foe.

If you don't destroy everything in front of you, I'm afraid you don't know how terrible it is for me, fat green, to get angry!

But Zhenyang felt some chest pain at the moment.

Although Hulk's punch had already stopped, to Zhenyang, it was not much different from being hit by a truck.

But you can't blame him, Hulk is just imitating, but he can't grasp the strength.

Afterwards, Hulk also acted a little at a loss.

It's not that no one tried to get close to him and get close to him before, but when he was happy, it was always easy to control the strength badly.

With that punch just now, ordinary people might have been killed on the spot!

It was Zhenyang who was so different from ordinary people that he would walk back from behind the pierced wall like a normal person.

Faisal was scared at that time!

I almost wanted to rush up and fight this monster!

He can die 10,000 times, but under the Crown of True Yang, he can never hurt a single hair!

Feisal was ready to dispatch troops, but Zhenyang stopped him in time, so it wouldn't happen.

Later, when the big truck that Zhenyang found to transport the Hulk arrived, there was almost another disaster.

After all, for Hulk, he has many bad memories, and they all come from human beings.

Thanks to Zhenyang's previous series of behaviors, he has won Hulk's trust a little bit, so when Zhenyang took the initiative to walk in, Hulk hesitated and walked in.

Had it not been for the foreshadowing before, Hulk would have already started smashing Cairo angrily at that moment!

The whole city was blown away!

Zhenyang admitted that he was just a whim at first, but now looking at the simple and honest smile on Hulk's face, he suddenly felt that it was not much different from having a different pet.

That is to say, if you can eat a little, if you get a little grumpy, a small fist can hammer your chest to pieces

Everything else is fine.

The most important thing is that sometimes, when it is inconvenient for him to come out as an Asgardian, Hulk can smash the heads of those who make him angry, which is very nice!

As for Hulk's rampage, that's not a problem at all for him!

[Law] Understand?

"have you eaten?"

After Hulk wiped out all the food on the table, Zhenyang asked politely.

Hulk gave a thumbs up!

A smile appeared on Zhenyang's face, "It's not worth mentioning that it's simple."

"Hulk! Come again! A table!"

Fuck!

I'm wrong!

Thumbs up with you, which means one!

Zhenyang was extremely embarrassed, and then taught Hulk: "Next time when you express 1, don't give a thumbs up, it will be misunderstood."

Hulk nodded ignorantly, then glanced at his hand, quickly retracted his thumb, and then...

Raised a middle finger high!

"Zhenyang! Friends!"

Snapped!

Zhenyang covered his forehead, what a crime!

It's not as good as a thumb!

Can you receive supernatural powers?

Out of sight and out of mind, Zhenyang quickly signaled Feisal to prepare a few more tables of food. Judging from this posture, even one more table may not be able to satisfy Hulk. Look at what Banner has done to feed the hungry children. , are so hungry and skinny!

Zhenyang compared the arm thicker than his own waist, and he can confirm that it is Shi Chen's fault!

. . . . . . . . .

The next day, Zhenyang brought the Hulk, who had no intention of turning back into Dr. Banner, to a private territory.

Although it is a little awkward, Hulk still wears the oversized T-sleeves that Zhenyang ordered overnight, with Hulk's Q-version portrait printed on it.

Of course, what Zhenyang is more curious about is Hulk's super magic elastic pants.

I'm just worried that Hulk will misunderstand, so after thinking about it, forget it, it's not necessary.

"If you want to be liked by more people, controlling your temper and not causing trouble to others is just the first step."

"The second step is to control your strength. Your strength is too great. If you are not careful, you may accidentally injure others, except me of course. As long as you can perfectly control your own strength, then you don't have to worry about it anymore." With a handshake, the opponent's bones will be crushed, and with a punch, the opponent will be killed directly."

"So the first training I arranged for you is... table tennis!"

"Whenever you can play back and forth with me with an ordinary table tennis racket, you can start the next training."

Zhenyang confidently tore off the red cloth on the table, revealing the brand new table tennis table inside and the oversized stainless steel racket specially made for Hulk.

Next to it is a computer, which is used to play table tennis teaching videos.

Before starting training, of course, you must understand the rules.

Of course, the rules of table tennis are not difficult at all, as long as anyone with good intelligence can understand it after reading it, so even a simple-minded person like Hulk began to nod frequently, indicating that he roughly understands how to play.

As a poor kid who has never had friends, let alone played games with anyone, Hulk is already excitedly swinging the racket in his hand to make a terrible sound of smashing through the air.

"Understood? If you understand, let's try to hit it twice first. Remember, you must learn to control your power."

Seeing that Hulk nodded impatiently, Zhenyang immediately served the ball in a very standard way.

As a family who once grew flowers, wouldn't it be too embarrassing if I can't play table tennis twice to bully foreigners and elementary school students in the community?

Snapped!

Zhenyang lightly sent the ball over, and then saw Hulk imitating the smash in the video and then got stuck!

boom!

It's not scary at all, because the ball was blown up!

Hulk was taken aback on the spot.

Zhenyang was helpless, "Didn't I tell you, you have to learn to control the strength. This ball is very fragile. If you blow it up, how can you play?"

Hulk unbelievingly picked up a ball, and then pressed it lightly with two fingers.

Good guy, it was crushed straight away!

Hulk sucked his teeth and finally realized how difficult this game is.

So when Zhenyang served again, he had to carefully control and control his own strength.

Then this time it was much better than before, but it just sent the ball flying hundreds of meters away.

Gan!