I am Quaresma

Porto secured a tough victory over Braga and, at the same time, solidified their place at the top of the Portuguese Premier League table.

And Quaresma's performance once again detonated public opinion. The whole page of the media seemed to praise God. Although Porto fans did not think it was an exaggeration, the actual effect was that Quaresma It has become the traffic responsibility of the Portuguese Super League.

The previous cross from the outside of the instep and the shot from the outside of the instep were already Quaresma's signature moves, which made the players who defended him grit their teeth. A flat pass is simply not giving people a way to live.

Many players have also imitated them in private, but there is no way to figure out the essence. It is paradoxical, completely non-threatening, and not to the level of fear that Quaresma has.

This shows how talented Quaresma is.

Interestingly, not only are professional players imitating, but Quaresma's series of actions are also highly praised by the young players in the youth academy, imitating them, and taking pride in them.

However, after a period of time, few people have practiced the appearance, but they have practiced a group of "inner characters", which I am afraid that everyone can't think of...

In any case, Quaresma's reputation has become even louder in football. With this series of movements, he has been known as the "King of the Outer Instep". Even the ancestor who developed this movement is far from Quaresma's reputation as a mastermind is strong.

In Mendez's words, Quaresma's low-level pass from outside the instep can directly add 100w to his worth, which is such an exaggeration.

Mendes is already helping Quaresma and Porto negotiate the renewal of the contract. The renewal is not the key. The key is that, with Quaresma's excellent performance and importance to Porto, there should be a salary increase.

As for the extension of the contract period, Quaresma really doesn't care. Porto is also a club that puts interests first. As long as the price is in place, there is no need to worry about Da Costa's insistence to stay and let you go.

Quaresma didn't pay too much attention to how much wages could be raised. It would be a shame for a reborn to live on such a small amount of dead wages.

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Winning Braga gave a good start to this part of the devil's schedule, but the next match against Guimaraes is destined to be a tough battle.

The atmosphere in the Porto team is not easy, even if they show disdain for their opponents on the outside, the strength of their opponents is there, and they must not be taken lightly.

Moreover, it is unfortunate that Porto has no way to play with all the main force, and there is no small loss in strength.

Speaking of which, it's really beeping a dog. Anyway, now Adriance wants to find a dog to beep, so as to vent his depression.

If the player is really injured, such as Dele, there is no way, and must accept fate.

But the key point is that Porto's current three wounded numbers are all non-combat attrition, and they have nothing to do with injuries.

What's more polite is that the team's three midfielders seem to have negotiated, and accidents have occurred one after another, leaving the team without a single midfielder who can play.

Meirelles has been hospitalized for a cryptococcal infection in the lungs. Although it is not necessary to treat for a long time, there is no need to think about this game.

When he heard the scientific name of this disease, Quaresma raised a question mark on the top of his head, what kind of disease is this?

In layman's terms, it is a bacterial infection of the lungs, so how did you get this product?

When Quaresma and his teammates knew the truth, they almost didn't pass out, and at the same time, they kneeled deeply to Meireles.

After going to the hospital for a long inspection, it was like solving a case. In the end, the doctors finally came to a conclusion—

Every time Meirelles took off his socks, he put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

Over time, he developed a cryptococcal infection of the lungs.

It seems that someone has investigated, and at least 50% of boys and men will smell it after taking off their socks. Although I don't know why this is, don't deny it. It's a fact.

But others are fine, why did Meirelles have a cryptococcal infection in the lungs?

How many germs do you have on your feet?

If Meireles took off his shoes in front of Quaresma now, then Quaresma felt that he could definitely see the rich green gas coming out of Meireles' feet...

If you smell it, you might have to be hospitalized, and even if you see it, your eyes won't get better!

It seems that I have to stay away from Meireles in the future!

The situation of Maniche and Costinha is also very speechless.

Maniche had an infection from shaving his legs, while Costinha had his wisdom teeth pulled.

Anyway, only more weird, not the most weird.

They are all wearing socks to play football. What kind of leg hair do you have when you have nothing to do?

Are you still afraid that your legs are fluttering in the wind?

And Costinha, you are so fast in your 70s and 80s, and you still have teeth. It seems that you are not very sensible!

Put the two of you together and it's Asensio!

Anyway, now not only does Adriance want to scold her, but even Quaresma wants to scold her.

All the three major midfielders were absent, Porto wilted directly, and no one was available for Adriance.

There was really no way, Adriance put together a 433 formation, Pepe was mentioned in the midfielder position, and sat in the interception, Diego was on the left, Quaresma was on the right, and Fabiano and Postiga were in front. In the middle, high center McCarthy was arranged. In any case, the number was at least a lot.

However, how much combat power such a lineup can exert, I am afraid only God knows, anyway, Quaresma does not know.

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How amazing are the media, they got the news early that Porto's three big midfielders can't play. If they can't find a reason, then I'm afraid everyone will think that Porto is preparing to play match-fixing.

Yes, what a weird reason to be absent, just one, and it's like a joke to have three appear at the same time.

The media has made such a rendering, no one thinks that Porto can win Guimaraes and draw the opponent, which is the victory of Porto.

For opponent Guimaraes, this is simply a pie in the sky, and they even feel that every time they meet Porto, they can take advantage.

In the Portuguese Cup, Porto inevitably ignored the Portuguese Cup in order to go all out in the league and the Champions League. As a result, in the 1/8 finals, Porto, who played in the second-tier lineup, was eliminated by Guimaraes. .

And now, Guimaraes was worried about not being able to do Porto, but in the end, Porto did it by himself, and he almost couldn't make up the main lineup. Even if there are 11 people now, it is estimated that it will be a rhythm of kneeling every minute. Sri Lanka is going to take advantage again.