I am Quaresma

I rely on!

It's the right time to come to school today!

Let your imagination run wild and you'll see pictures that you can't even imagine, making Quaresma feel that the world may be crazier than you think.

Do you think you are sleeping at home?

You slept so well too!

Do you believe I took your bra away?

Quaresma couldn't help but have this absurd idea, but he gave up, because it really hurt his reputation.

Just let you fend for yourself here!

With a nostalgic glance, Quaresma secretly left the classroom.

This class is very interesting. I will come to listen to it next time, but before coming again, I should buy a few books and preview it a little, otherwise I will listen to heavenly books.

Walking on the campus, watching couples after couples unscrupulously sprinkle dog food, Quaresma couldn't help laughing. Indeed, there is no better environment for falling in love than here. If you have a girlfriend, you must also Take her around the campus.

As he was walking, Quaresma suddenly found a mobile phone on the ground and no one was around. Quaresma picked it up.

Of course, he couldn't do the wicked thing of not returning the things he found. The person who lost the mobile phone must be very anxious, so he opened the mobile phone address book and called a close person, so that they could notify the owner as soon as possible.

"younger sister"

Well, this one can be very close.

So Quaresma called.

"Why, I'm in class?" After connecting, a youthful and pleasant voice came from the other end of the phone, which was very pleasant.

Quaresma quickly explained: "I found this phone, you should inform him immediately, I will be waiting at the school gate!"

The girl on the other end of the phone exclaimed, "Thank you, please wait a moment, I'll let him over right away!" After that, she hung up the phone.

Quaresma smiled, the girl was so hot, it was very interesting.

But the next second,

The phone in his hand rang, showing that the caller was "Sister".

She said it too fast just now, she didn't remember where she was?

I couldn't help but want to laugh, got on the phone, and just wanted to talk, but I didn't want the girl to speak in a rush.

"Brother, you found your mobile phone!" The girl's tone had a hint of hatred for not turning iron into steel, "The person who picked up the phone is at the school gate, don't forget to thank them!"

Quaresma: "..."

Quaresma didn't speak for a while, because he really didn't know what to say.

Can't help scratching his hair desperately, Quaresma is really crazy.

Am I crossing the wrong way?

Or is it that in order to make himself stand out from the crowd, the Great God of Transmigration has collectively lowered the IQ of all the indigenous people in this world by 20%?

Why haven't I met a few normal people?

Did you call your brother's lost phone to inform him?

Second goods to this level, how did you grow up?

After taking a few deep breaths, Quaresma calmed himself down.

"I'm sorry, your brother's phone is in my hand. If you want to notify him to pick up the phone, please change it?"

The girl on the other end of the phone screamed again and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot!"

Quaresma couldn't help sighing, "Miss, please hurry up, I still have something to do!"

"Please wait a moment, I'll go pick it up right away!" The girl's voice was shy, as if she was embarrassed.

Quaresma waited there bored, staring at the couples who came in and out, and did not let go of the beauties passing by. I have to say that the quality of campus beauties is high, so Quaresma couldn't help but think of it. In a previous life, he and a few livestock roommates squatted on the side of the road and whistled to passing beautiful women.

Just when Quaresma couldn't help but miss her previous life, the figure of a girl rushed straight to Quaresma.

"Did you pick up the phone?" The girl's chest was heaving up and down due to her shortness of breath, and she was panting when she spoke.

Quaresma stared at the girl for a while, and he finally knew why the girl was doing such a second thing.

"Your brother lost his phone, did you also lose something?" Quaresma asked with a smile, with an indescribably weird expression.

The girl was stunned, looking very cute.

"How do you know, I just lost my bra!"

After speaking, the girl covered her pink lips after realizing it, and became embarrassed.

Quaresma couldn't help laughing.

That's right, this girl is the girl who slept in front of Quaresma in the classroom just now.

After laughing enough, Quaresma handed the phone over and couldn't help saying, "I was right behind you in the classroom just now, watching you take off... but I swear I didn't take it, because I Leave soon!"

The girl's eyes were wide and her pretty face was slightly red, but after listening to Quaresma's words, she scanned Quaresma's body up and down with her eyes, as if to find something.

chap!

You still don't believe me?

Do you think I took your bra from me?

Do I look like a pervert?

Just as Quaresma and the girl were staring at each other, a girl with freckles came running in the distance.

"You slept so soundly in class that you even took off your bra. If I hadn't put it away for you, you would have become famous throughout the school!" The freckled girl complained, then turned her eyes to Quaresma, "He Who is it? Your boyfriend?"

The girl smiled embarrassedly at Quaresma and explained: "No, he just found my brother's phone!"

Quaresma couldn't help but smile, "Well, yes, help me remind your brother, be careful with your phone, don't lose it next time, and remind someone not to litter... "

After that, Quaresma laughed and left.

School is so fun!

I'll come next time!

......

During the holiday, Quaresma still maintained his self-disciplined training habits. After coming to Arsenal for such a long time, his attributes have grown a lot, and the growth rate far exceeds the growth rate of the UK's gdp.

Host: Quaresma

Age: 22

Speed ​​attribute: 92.88

Strength attribute: 77.24

Physical attribute: 81.84

Reactive Properties: 84.51

Dribbling Ability: 94.99

Passing Ability: 79.54

Shooting ability: 82.66

Defensive Ability: 34.67

Teamwork: 67.45

......

The increase is gratifying, it's like planting a seed, and watching the seed grow every day is quite a sense of accomplishment.

Even counting his poor defensive ability, he has already properly entered the ranks of first-tier stars. After all, there are very few stars with such comprehensive personal skills.

However, attributes such as speed and dribbling that exceed 90 values, although there is progress, the range of progress seems to have been limited. It will only follow step by step and will not suddenly skyrocket. I am afraid this is the meaning of bottleneck.

Naturally, his speed dribbling is close to the top, and there is limited room for improvement.

As for the increase in team coordination ability, Quaresma is very satisfied because the coach is Wenger. According to the current trend of progress, I am afraid that after a season has passed, he can proudly call himself a team player.