I am Quaresma

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Although everyone does not believe that Quaresma will win the Premier League Golden Boot this season, it is the biggest compliment to Quaresma to be compared with the two sharpshooters.

I'm afraid no player's debut season in the Premier League has been as impressive as Quaresma's.

Because Quaresma's sharpness in the two ribs is unmatched, some fans have named the two ribs "Quaresma Cathedral".

At first Quaresma didn't know what the name meant. Shouldn't it be something like "Quaresma Corridor" or "Quaresma Area"?

However, after seeing the explanation, Quaresma suddenly realized that indeed, the naming of corridors and areas is simply weak.

The meaning of the "Cathedral of Quaresma" is that as long as Quaresma steps into the rib area with the ball, then the place has become a church. No matter the opponent's defender or the goalkeeper, there is no need to stop Quaresma at all. , I can't stop it anyway. It's better to pray to God directly here and let God stop Quaresma. Maybe this has a better chance of success.

Maybe this naming is a bit exaggerated, but to a certain extent it also reflects Quaresma's dominant style of play in this position, at least so far, there is no defensive method other than fouls to ensure blocking Live in Quaresma, no matter how big a defensive player is.

This is also the reason why so many clubs are so afraid of Quaresma, because this method can create a threat whether it is counterattacking or positional warfare, that is to say, unless you can prevent Arsenal from getting the ball, you can All goals will be exposed to Quaresma's fire control.

Moreover, the far-reaching impact of Quaresma's inward cut has gradually been reflected, especially in the Premier League, the wing players of various teams, whether they are wingers or full-backs, even full-backs, are immersed in hardships. Practicing inside cutting techniques, in the hope that one day, like Quaresma, he will be able to stage a good show on the court.

Who said wide players can't dominate the game?

For a time, Quaresma almost became a winger's belief!

Of course, the breakthrough method of Quaresma's technique combined with explosive force is not something that everyone can learn, especially the final arc, without some hard training, you can't even touch the edge of the goal.

In any case, Quaresma is now hot in the Premier League, not inferior to the top stars at all, and even the Manchester United twins can only retreat in the face of Quaresma who is in the limelight.

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The team is doing great,

The atmosphere on the training ground was relaxed. The big lottery roulette that Wenger deliberately made before has long been thrown aside, at least now Wenger no longer needs it to punish the players.

During the training interval, in the relaxed atmosphere of other players, Lauren's depressed appearance seemed a bit out of place.

Speaking of which, Lauren is also a member of the Arsenal Party. Although not every time he participates in the event, every time he participates, he is the type who plays crazy and has a relationship with Quaresma and his group. Also very good.

"The girl was soaked by someone else last night?" Eboue leaned over in a playful manner and asked with a beating expression.

Lauren swears that she really wants to punch Eboue. She was a little depressed at first, but when she saw Eboue, she was even more depressed.

Several other teammates also came over. If the curiosity and schadenfreude expressions on their faces were replaced with concern, at least it was a harmonious scene.

"Well, that's actually the case!" Lauren knew that if they didn't say it, they would beat themselves to death and force themselves to say it.

"My neighbor has a puppy, and that dog is very annoying. He comes to my door on time every day to poop!"

"I went to them for theories, and they didn't admit anything!"

"What's even more irritating is that this morning I saw a revelation on a tree in front of my house, and there was a picture of the puppy on it from a distance. I thought it was their puppy that got lost. But it makes me so happy!"

"But when I walked over and took a closer look, it didn't make me half-dead!"

"It actually says: Have you seen my dog? In fact, it's not lost, it's just too cute! Thank you for understanding!"

"What a bummer! They even showed off!"

"Can I not be depressed?"

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After Lauren finished speaking, several animals had already laughed inhumanly, and the most hateful one was Eboue, who had already rolled all over the floor.

"Don't laugh, what do you think I have to do to get revenge on my neighbors?" Lauren had a dark face and started a few animals to help him find a way.

Campbell looked odd and thought Lauren's question was a little idiotic.

"It's not easy. You can raise a dog that is bigger and more aggressive than their family, and then you go out for a walk when their dog is walking. After a few days, they won't dare to lead the dog from You passed by your door!"

A few animals nodded in agreement, this was indeed a good idea.

But who knew that Campbell had just finished speaking, and Lauren almost cried.

"Do you think I haven't tried this method?" Lauren said with a sad face, looking very pitiful, "I bought a Rottweiler and planned to scare the puppy next door, but it turned out to be a pure second. Shit, he's even more stupid than Eboue, he bites me when he sees me, and I didn't even dare to go home in those days!"

Hearing this, Quaresma finally couldn't help it, and laughed heartlessly.

It's no longer a question of sympathy for Lauren, who should all be thankful for bringing them so much joy.

However, after laughing, several animals also talked about their experiences of raising dogs.

"I once had a dog, and it turned out that this guy would poop on the bed every day, so I gave up the whole room to him, but he was not satisfied, so he checked my bed!"

"The dog I used to raise was called one and two. Once I fell on the ground, the dog barked and ran away. I thought it was looking for someone to rescue me, but it didn't take a while for the dog to take it with me. A group of dogs ran over and surrounded me with all kinds of contempt in their expressions, and then I realized that this guy is looking for dogs to watch me!"

"Only since I started having a dog, the newspaper I ordered never arrived, and all the deliverymen were scared away by it!"

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Quaresma couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard it. He expressed his sympathy for the suffering of several animals and also expressed his joy.

However, from this moment on, Quaresma also gave up the idea of ​​raising a dog. The experience of these animals was used as a warning. If he didn't know how to raise a dog, he should be tortured by the dog...

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