I am Quaresma

Quaresma feels that he will stay away from Van Persie in the future.

This guy's brain circuit is so strange that he is definitely not a normal person.

Why do you think Veranica has sulfuric acid in her mouth?

You shit, you'll be single for a lifetime!

Quaresma took it as a joke to a few animals, and soon the training ground was filled with mockery of Robin van Persie.

Van Persie glared at Quaresma. Facing everyone's ridicule, he didn't seem too angry. Obviously, in his opinion, it would be better to be ridiculed and dismissed.

After the trouble, the team has officially started training. Although everyone is very tired after playing Real Madrid, even so, the training still has to be carried out. There is no way. The recent schedule is still intensive. Soon to be out of line.

In this regard, Wenger is very envious of Chelsea. As the current number one boss of the Premier League, the depth of Chelsea's lineup is desperate. This is why they can fight in the third or even fourth line at the same time. It will not affect the league results. Arsenal can Far from being able to do that.

At the end of the training, Quaresma stayed for extra training as usual. He didn't need to worry that the training would consume his strength, so he practiced more diligently than anyone else.

But what was different from the past was that Quaresma forcibly pulled a few animals to stay with him to practice with him, because he thought of something else.

Although the fight against Real Madrid went well, I have to admit that in the face of a super giant with a real midfield, Arsenal's midfield is still going to suffer, and it is likely to be suppressed in the game. In this case, they must Find a way to solve this trouble.

Since we can't fundamentally solve the problem in lineup, we should think of a solution tactically.

The way Quaresma thought of, is to hit the opponent more precisely through free kicks.

After such a long period of practice, Quaresma's ability to take free-kicks has been quite outstanding.

But a free kick is not a penalty kick after all, even if it is a penalty kick, there is a great possibility that the penalty will not go in, let alone a free kick.

Therefore, before the free throw, it is a good way to confuse the opponent to increase the hit rate.

Today, Quaresma is going to pull a few animals and accompany him to confuse opponents with free-kick routines.

In the end, let him kill himself.

At the beginning, the animals were reluctant and felt that Quaresma was delaying their flirting, but when Quaresma talked about his ideas, the guys immediately grinned.

Arsenal have benefited from this routine!

The last time they faced Chelsea, Quaresma and Xiaofa cooperated with a routine free kick, and the result was a direct score. Chelsea had no way to prepare.

If there are more routines, is Arsenal more confident when facing opponents?

"You want to take a free kick in the same way as the corner kick last time. I step on it and dial it casually, and then you suddenly take the ball away?" Xiaofa asked with a little doubt.

Quaresma shook his head mysteriously. If that was the case, it would be too childish.

There are too many free-kick routines. Quaresma has a lot of knowledge in his previous life. It is not a problem for those free-kick tricks or even to create some routines. It’s just that these guys are rigid in their minds and don’t realize them.

"Let's play a random routine first!" With that, Quaresma explained it to a few guys.

Then, there was the sound of a pinch of fangs, and it was obvious that they had already thrown themselves into the ground for Quaresma's brain hole.

"You're thinking about these things when you're free?" Van Persie said in disbelief. "Compared with you, I'm afraid I'm not a fool!"

A few guys nodded in agreement, but they thought differently from Van Persie. In their opinion, only those guys who were full and had nothing to do would think about writing nonsense.

Quares Marco, no matter how the guys slandered, practiced the weird free-kick routine with them directly. If he was lucky, it would not be a waste of effort.

Back home, it was getting late, but Quaresma still didn't relax his demands on himself, and continued to spend his energy on the equipment, anyway, he was idle!

Training makes me happy!

But before Quaresma reached his climax, he was awakened by the ringing of the phone, frowning slightly, and he swore that if any animal had nothing to flirt with, he would make them look good.

Hey, it's Mendes.

Quaresma happily answered the phone. Every time Mendez called him, it must be a good thing. It is estimated that he sent him money again!

He guessed right, and Mendes did give him some good endorsements.

"If only I had chosen to be a star, I would just play football on the court, not only would countless fans like it, but I could also get a salary that most people envy, and more importantly, a lucrative endorsement contract. !" Mendes complained as soon as he opened his mouth, but Quaresma could sense that it was just a joke, "Where are the brokers like us who help you run errands every day and earn less money!"

Quaresma pouted, the contempt and disdain that could be transmitted to the other end of the phone through the phone.

"If you chose to play football, are you sure you can still eat now?" Quaresma said with ruthless contempt.

"Ugh!" Mendes was frustrated. "Well, I admit, I'm not the one to play football!"

Although Mendez is not a big fat man like Raiola, he doesn't look like he can play well. This assumption is meaningless.

"I recently negotiated several big contracts for you. If you sign them, you will gain not only money, but also your image!"

After some chatter, Mendes finally got to the point.

That's pretty much what Quaresma had estimated, just sending money to himself.

Is Quaresma short of money?

It is said that it is not lacking, it is not lacking, and it is lacking that it is lacking.

With such a high salary, there is definitely no need to worry about spending, and even spending money and drinking is not a problem!

But if it's just for food and clothing, it's actually quite boring. Since there are conditions for rebirth, why not send your name to Forbes?

Therefore, investment requires capital, and at this point, Quaresma must be short of money.

"I believe in your professionalism, but I prefer to sign these endorsements after the World Cup. I think the current endorsement fee will not be enough at that time!" Quaresma thought for a while and said to Mendes.

Mendes laughed dumbly, "You have a lot of confidence in yourself, but I also believe in you, but as long as you win a championship at Arsenal this season and Portugal performs well in the World Cup, it does cost you an endorsement fee. It should go up!"

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