I am Quaresma

In the end, Porto defeated Braga 2:0 away and made a good start in the Portuguese Super League.

After the game, Del Neri took Quaresma, the hero of the team's victory, to the press conference. He performed well in two consecutive games. Del Neri has regarded Quaresma as his confidant.

However, if Delneri knows that his confidant and favorite general has been slandering his tactical level and coaching ability, I don't know if he will be so angry that he will directly assign Quaresma to the reserve team.

"Has my dear Mr. Gerdes come?"

After the coaches of the two teams finished their unnutritious speeches, Quaresma took the microphone and asked the reporters in the audience, with a harmless smile on his face.

But this smile was already like a devil in Gerdes' eyes, making him tremble all over.

The other reporters turned their heads to Guedes following Quaresma's question, showing gloating expressions.

That guy made a bet with Quaresma to see if Quaresma could score 10 goals in a season, but now, in just two games, Quaresma has already scored two goals. What suspense is there?

That's right, one goal in the Portuguese Super Cup, one goal in the first round of the Portuguese Super League, 1+1+2, nothing wrong!

Guedes couldn't bear everyone's slightly mocking eyes, stood up abruptly, and said in a stern voice: "Isn't it just scoring a goal? What's there to be proud of? It's still too early to score 10 goals!"

Scored a goal?

Obviously there are two, okay!

But before Quaresma asked back, other reporters watched the excitement and stood up without thinking it was a big deal.

"Quaresma has scored two goals, not one!"

Guedes' face froze, but he still yelled plausibly: "Our bet refers to the Portuguese Super League, and other games are not counted! So naturally there is only one goal!"

The reporters in the audience were in an uproar, and even Quaresma on the stage felt that this guy was a bit shameless!

When they bet, they didn't specifically point out that it was the Portuguese Super League.

"We agreed that these 10 goals must be scored in the Portuguese Super League?" Quaresma asked suspiciously with contempt.

Guedes doesn't care about face at this time. Compared with the lower body, face is really not important.

"That's right, we didn't agree that these 10 goals must be scored in the Portuguese Super League, but we also didn't agree that the goals scored in all games will be counted!" Guedes stretched out his hand and pointed in the air, as if Can make my own words more convincing, "Could it be that Quaresma finds time to play a game with elementary school students and scores 10 goals, and I also lose?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, this is a bit too strong and unreasonable.

But it seems that his reason is also tenable. After all, their bet was not strict at the beginning, which gave him a chance to take advantage of the loophole.

Seeing that his words made everyone speechless, Guedes couldn't help being a little proud, he was so witty.

Quaresma shook his head, he was defeated by Gerdes' shamelessness.

Well, since you are willing to die, then I must be willing to bury you!

"So, let's add an agreement now, as long as I score more than 10 goals in all Portuguese Super Leagues this season, I will win, right?"

Unable to understand Guedes's villain's success, Quaresma asked blankly.

He was really afraid that when he scored 10 goals, Guedes would not admit it, "We were talking about scoring 10 goals in one game!"

Don't believe the lower limit of shameless reporters, because they have no lower limit!

"That's right! That's it!" There was no problem with this clause, and Guedes agreed.

But seeing Quaresma's calm and confident look, Guedes felt guilty for no reason, and couldn't help but have a bad premonition.

You won't lose, will you?

"No, I will never lose!" Guedes cheered himself up in his heart.

"Oh, that's right!" Quaresma seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and said, "Seeing Mr. Gerdes, you work so hard, and you rack your brains in the newspaper every day thinking about how to belittle me, I really can't bear it, I think you must have already foreseen that you will lose the bet, and you are working hard to save yourself the cost of going to Thailand for surgery, right?"

Before Guedes could refute, Quaresma continued to say: "In this case, I decided that every time I score a goal in the Portuguese Super League, I will use 1,000 euros as a fund. Donate all to Mr. Gerdes, so you don't need to worry about not having money to go to Thailand!"

The reporters in the audience couldn't help laughing, even Del Neri couldn't hold back, and almost spit out a mouthful of water.

It's so irritating!

If he takes Quaresma's money to go to Thailand for surgery, Guedes probably wants to die.

"No need, I have money!" Guedes shouted angrily at Quaresma.

But in the next second, Guedes was so angry that Quaresma was about to collapse.

Quaresma smiled and shrugged indifferently, and spread his palms, "Then you can use your own money for surgery, your self-improvement spirit is really admirable!"

"Who the hell is going to have an operation..." Gerdes was so angry that he couldn't speak.

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The press conference was over, and the conversation between Quaresma and Guedes also attracted a lot of attention.

Can Quaresma score 10 goals in the Portuguese Super League?

This task is a bit difficult!

In this era when orthodox forwards are in power, wingers who score goals like hemp are not yet popular. While everyone scolds Guedes for being shameless, they are a little worried about Quaresma.

However, Quaresma's performance in these two games gave the fans a certain amount of confidence. He scored goals in two consecutive games to help the team win and played amazingly. Then, as long as Quaresma can maintain the current It seems that 10 goals is not an impossible task.

It's better to let that nasty reporter of Gerdes be a shemale!

Countless Porto fans have already started meeting in advance to go to Thailand to watch Guedes's ladyboy performance at night, and some enthusiastic fans recommended the well-known "Royal Shemale Plastic Surgery Hospital" to Guedes. It is said that the shemale produced by a good hospital Big boobs!

There are even fans who seem to be hurt by eggs have sorted out a series of strange things such as "shemale postoperative care", and mailed them to Deggs...

"It's impossible for me to lose!" Guedes was furious in his office seeing so many things about transvestites.

But after calming down, Gerdes didn't know whether he should be sad or happy.

Looking at the current situation, if I really lose the bet and become a ladyboy, at least I won't have to worry about making a living in the future—they all said they would come to see my performance!