I am Quaresma

In fact, this year, the most frequently used name among newborns in Portugal is Quaresma, just like when Ronaldo was at his peak, all Brazilians were called Ronaldo...

With three more children, Quaresma feels that his life is complete all of a sudden, the key is that he doesn't have a girlfriend yet!

He couldn't help laughing at himself, but it wouldn't affect his mood, after all, it couldn't be done.

At night, Quaresma was lying in bed thinking about what gift to give the three children as a gift when the phone rang.

There was a fire in my heart, and the call was from Emma.

"If I said I got lost in Gelsenkirchen, would you laugh at me?" Emma's refreshing laughter did not hide her usual characteristics.

Quaresma naturally knows that this is a simple girl, even so simple and heartless, or she won't even take off her bra when she sleeps in class...

Getting lost or something is really not worth the fuss, and it's already worthy of praise for not losing yourself.

"Where are you, I'll find you!" Quaresma said excitedly.

Emma on the other end of the phone yawned, and then said to Quaresma in a lazy kitten-like voice: "No, I just found a hotel to stay and I will go to your game the day after tomorrow, you You have to do your best!"

Quaresma's eyebrows were all over the place. It turned out that Emma came to watch his game on purpose. This surprise really made him a little bit overwhelmed.

"Don't worry, I'll beat England!" Quaresma assured, patting his chest.

"No, you just need to behave well. In fact, I still hope that England will win!" Emma paused and said hesitantly.

Quaresma couldn't help but his eyes darkened. He actually forgot that Emma was British, and she should naturally hope that England would win.

"Uh, in that case, well, I just need to make sure I win, I promise not to wash England!"

Quaresma also hesitated before speaking.

Putting down the phone, Quaresma tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep, with Emma's charming look in his mind.

On the second day of training, Quaresma was full of energy, and he did not appear sluggish due to lack of sleep at all. The stimulation of love made him full of energy, and a shot like a cannonball hit the substitute goalkeeper Paul Santos. Cry father and mother.

The teammates didn't know what kind of stimulation Quaresma got, but they thought it broke out due to the influence of foreign teachers' public opinion!

Indeed, because of the terrifying popularity of England, the public opinion environment of this game cannot be compared to the same day.

Thanks to the development of the British media industry, England is in everyone's sight all the time, and Portugal is naturally exposed all the time. They have already experienced such an environment during the last European Cup.

Because the savage battle with the Netherlands was badly damaged, Deco, the core midfielder, could not play. Now the outside world generally believes that Portugal is very sad for England, especially the stars in England are shining, and the lineup is more exaggerated than Portugal. The Three Lions Make it to the top four!

As if proud John Bull was superior to others, which made the Portuguese very disgusted!

Of course, the topic of the English wives is still very interesting...

In fact, Quaresma really doesn't care about England, even though England's lineup is luxurious, but there are very few who can really play!

Just like the Netherlands, England's playing style is also chaotic and unsystematic. What's the use of being happy?

Moreover, England is not happy now!

The problem of Shuangde cannot be solved. The two play to contain each other. There is no way to play the strongest level. There is no absolute playmaker in the midfield.

So Quaresma is not worried at all, the three lions are the three cats, the honest three cats, as long as he does his best to lick the cat in this game!

Quaresma did not participate in the pre-match war of words,

Preparing for the battle wholeheartedly, even if an English player took the initiative to burn the war on himself, he was too lazy to respond. When the game was over, they would know who the younger brother was!

......

On the day of the match, Ao Go to Schalke Stadium had already turned into a volcano that erupted all the time. The atmosphere was so terrifying that even Quaresma was unknowingly affected. The strong noise stimulated everyone's emotions all the time. nerve.

England fans are really not good-looking!

During the warm-up, Quaresma always stared at the north stand, because he knew that Emma's ticket was in this position.

But after searching for a long time, he couldn't find Emma.

No way, so many fans, it's no wonder they can find it!

But it doesn't matter, as long as you know where she is, at least the direction is correct.

After the warm-up, he walked into the player tunnel. Quares Mariso changed into his jersey. The crimson jersey was his favorite style.

Fortunately, Portugal's jersey is in good shape. If it was replaced by those national teams with strange jerseys, he would be ashamed to play in that jersey.

"You said that if you take off your jersey to celebrate, you will be warned by a yellow card, then I wear two jerseys, take off one to celebrate, and there is one inside, so I shouldn't get a yellow card, right?"

Cristiano Ronaldo sat next to Quaresma to change his jersey and suddenly confronted Quaresma in a whimsical way.

Playing in two jerseys?

When celebrating a goal, take one off and keep one?

It's a good idea, but are you sure the referee won't bother you?

FIFA regulations do not allow you to take off your jersey on the field. Even if you exploit the textual loopholes in the rules, the referee can still make a reasonable penalty according to the specific situation.

There's a greater chance that the yellow license is not wrong, and you probably won't get a chance to play in two jerseys because you'll be caught during the check-in!

Quaresma said in a slightly sarcastic tone: "Wearing more than two is not enough, you can play in four jerseys, so even if you get a hat-trick, you don't have to worry about getting a card!"

Ronaldo's whims are not much different from brain damage, which is why Quaresma despised him so much.

However, when Ronaldo heard Quaresma's words, he didn't hear the irony, but his eyes lit up.

"Yes, you're right, I can wear four!" But as soon as he got excited, he frowned and muttered to himself: "Wearing four jerseys is a little too uncomfortable, if What should I do if it affects my state?"

Quaresma's head is full of black lines in an instant. Is this the focus of your attention?

The point is, what chance do you have of a hat-trick?

"In fact, it's enough for you to wear a jersey, because I don't think you can score!" Angrily glanced at Ronaldo, Quaresma got up and left the locker room.

He really doesn't want to be alone with Ronaldo anymore, he's really afraid that idiots will be contagious.

In the player tunnel, the English players were already lined up. As soon as Quaresma came out, all eyes were on him, so hot that Quaresma felt a little uncomfortable.

It is no wonder that the English players are staring at Quaresma. They know too well that the most threatening player in the Portuguese national team is Quaresma.

At the last European Cup, Portugal did not have Quaresma in the squad, and England lost to the hosts in Portugal.

Now Quaresma, the big devil, has also been selected for the Portuguese national team. Although the proud John Bull does not think Portugal can beat England again, it is absolutely impossible to say that they are not worried about Quaresma.

You know, most of the England national team players have been abused by Quaresma in the Premier League.

Chelsea, where Lampard is located, although they dominated the Premier League and won the championship, lost to Arsenal in both rounds. Quaresma’s performance was perfect to carry the audience, and Lampard simply couldn’t snatch Quares. the horse's limelight

Liverpool, where Gerrard is located, is not an opponent of Arsenal. The pain caused by the giant killer Quaresma to the Red Army is estimated to have not healed yet;

Real Madrid, where Beckham is located, was brutally abused by Arsenal last season, so let's not mention the details;

Manchester United, where Rooney is located, is also a defeated player under Quaresma. Almost all of Quaresma's goals are brushed from these giants;

As for Ashley Cole and other Quaresma's teammates, although they have never been ravaged by Quaresma on the field, they have been abused more times in training.

The only person who has never played against Quaresma is probably Bayern midfielder Hargreaves, but Bayern is now in decline, and in front of Quaresma, he has no confidence;

......

This is another reason why Quaresma has no pressure to face England - it's all his own defeats, just abuse it again!

I said hello to Ashley Cole. There is only one Arsenal player in England's starting lineup. Campbell didn't get the starting lineup, and Walcott didn't even know how he squeezed into the national team. Such an important game, Don't even think about playing.

Soon, under the leadership of the referee, the players of the two teams walked into the stadium, and there was a burst of cheers from the stands, and the game was about to officially start.

Looking at England's luxurious lineup, and then looking at Eriksen sitting on the coach's bench, Quaresma couldn't help but sigh - the Swedes have made England a big hole!

A good lineup can't be used, and you can only rely on piling up stars to crush your opponents. When you meet an opponent of comparable strength, you have no means to deal with it!

But that's fine. If England is really trained by a certain famous coach, then Portugal is probably quite uncomfortable.

Don't think too much about it, as long as you play step by step, Quaresma is not worried that England will set off too much waves!

My task is to score goals quickly, and Emma is still watching from the stands!

So how do you celebrate after scoring a goal?

I will do what I said, and I promise not to abuse San Meow!

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