I am Quaresma

Quaresma's appearance at the Bernabeu was undoubtedly a sensation all over the world. That night, even non-fans felt the storm from Quaresma.

As if the World Cup is a feast for fans all over the world, in this feast of public opinion when Quaresma moved to the Bernabeu, everyone got what they wanted.

Just imagine, more than 500 media outlets around the world sent on-site reporters and teams to report on this grand event, not counting those media who want to come but are not qualified to come. The energy they can explode will lead the whole world to focus on Bernabeu and Quaresma.

Those who don't usually pay attention to football may not be able to help feeling a few words, when did football stars have such a big influence?

Perhaps the last one who really reached this level was Ronaldo, the god-blocking god in the 2002 World Cup!

As the most outstanding club in history, Real Madrid, as a super giant in world football, has the largest number of fans all over the world, and Quaresma's transfer to Real Madrid is undoubtedly the result of the self-proclaimed Meilinger Real Madrid. Fans' biggest carnival.

Perhaps Real Madrid's previous seasons were not considered successful, but with Quaresma, can the championship be far behind?

They can't wait to cheer for Real Madrid and Quaresma!

Quaresma maintains his self-indulgent habit. He habitually reads the newspaper after waking up in the morning, mainly because he reads the infinite praise for himself in the newspaper, which makes him feel very refreshed, secretly refreshed.

For example, how many world football records have been broken by this transfer, and how many things can be done by converting my transfer fee into other methods, and how Real Madrid will be even more powerful if they have themselves, etc. Anyway, it’s cool!

It's always more refreshing to be praised by others than to boast, isn't it!

In fact, he always felt that those were not compliments, but just seeking truth from facts.

As if his transfer did break a lot of records, that is an indisputable fact.

The previous transfer fee record was held by Zidane, and now Quaresma has more than doubled directly. Now Quaresma is the most expensive player in world football.

In addition, in terms of cumulative transfer value, Quaresma also topped the list without any suspense, greatly surpassing Anelka, who previously held the record.

In addition, Quaresma's annual salary is also the highest salary in world football, and his annual salary of 12 million euros is also significantly higher than the second place Kaka's 8 million euros.

What's even more frightening is that Mendes helped Quaresma negotiate the terms that Quaresma's annual salary in Real Madrid will increase by 30% every year, that is to say, in the fourth year, Quaresma's annual salary will increase by 30%. It will exceed 2500w euros.

Even if the influx of gold dollar football leads to the bubble development of football, Quaresma's salary will still be at the top of world football, and there is no need to worry about being surpassed by others.

You know, before Real Madrid's highest salary was captain Raul's 6 million euros, Quaresma is already twice as high as Raul.

Anyway, how to balance the salary system is not what Quaresma needs to worry about, but it is estimated that this wave of Real Madrid will also raise the salary of the stars in the team to appease the players.

There is also a very exaggerated clause in Quaresma's contract. There is a liquidated damages in the contract, but the liquidated damages of up to 500 million euros make it impossible to forcefully dig Quaresma, at least for now. Ma's transfer fee of 160 million euros has been considered crazy, so it is not as simple as crazy to recruit Quaresma for 500 million euros.

The media that most satisfied Quaresma was, of course, Real Madrid's mouthpiece, "Marca". They simply blew Quaresma out of new tricks.

"Quaresma's transfer fee is as high as 160 million euros. Perhaps this is just an insensitive figure for many fans. Then, we will use a more intuitive comparison method to tell everyone how incredible this figure is!"

"When the Arsenal club won the first Champions League trophy in the club's history, its annual income was exactly 160 million euros. Selling Quaresma is equivalent to an extra side of Arsenal's income!"

"Manchester United just signed a chest advertisement contract worth 120 million euros, and the contract period is 4 years, so this transfer fee is equivalent to Manchester United selling chest advertisements for five years!"

"Quaresma's transfer income can buy two Tottenham teams at the same time. Of course, you have to be able to bear Tottenham's debts!"

"For 160 million euros, you can buy 10 picturesque private islands in the Pacific Ocean and build your own island kingdom!"

"160 million euros, if donated to the Spanish royal family, can afford all the expenses of the Spanish royal family for 10 years!"

"If you use this money to buy printing paper, you can spread the printing paper and cover Spain completely."

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These alternative flattery sometimes make Quaresma feel embarrassed.

Are you really that good?

However, under this wave of public opinion, disharmonious voices will naturally not disappear, and then this wave of enthusiasm attracts a little attention, which is also a way for many people to find another way.

As the mouthpiece of Barcelona, ​​although "Mundo Deportivo" also published the news of Quaresma's appearance at the Bernabeu on the front page, it was extremely mocking in the comments, directly asserting that Quaresma's transfer to Real Madrid would be a three-lose The transfer transaction, Florentino's hidden plan behind it, is nothing more than a replica of the Galacticos, and there is no possibility of success at all.

"Quarez Magui is a double football player, his ability is naturally beyond doubt, this should be the consensus of everyone!"

"But the ability belongs to the ability. Whether you can exert your due ability seems to be more important!"

"Even if you have the power of God, but behave like Satan, then, will anyone still regard you as God?"

"Quaresma has achieved unprecedented success at Arsenal, but that doesn't mean he will be equally successful at Real Madrid!"

"Don't forget that Quaresma once played for Barcelona. His performance in Barcelona was a disaster!"

"Analyzed from a certain style point of view, Quaresma's football style may not adapt to the style of La Liga. This is probably the reason why he cannot succeed in Barcelona!"

"Now that Quaresma is back in La Liga, he will still face the same problem, and it is a problem that he cannot avoid at all."

"What if he still can't adapt to La Liga?"

"This will be something that happens with a high probability, not alarmist talk!"

"So this is likely to be a three-lose deal-Arsenal loses the qualification to dominate Europe, Real Madrid wasted over 100 million euros of funds and Quaresma will lose himself in Real Madrid and fall into a trough!"

"Of course, Adidas still made money because they sold millions of Quares polo jerseys!"

"Let us wait and see whether this transaction is successful or not!"

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Real Madrid has made such a big move, Barcelona naturally don't want to let Real Madrid show off, but the problem is, they really can't come up with big money to compete with Real Madrid.

Therefore, we can only use the media to belittle Real Madrid and Quaresma, and use public opinion to make everyone feel that the transfer fee of 160 million euros is actually nothing, and it is not worth mentioning at all.

Barcelona fans are about to hate Quaresma, and now that Quaresma has transferred to Real Madrid, this hatred has become even more unforgettable. Even if they know that these negative remarks are purposeful, they are willing to Believe that this is true, at least it will give them a little peace of mind, similar spirit of Ah Q is common.

Of course, if Quaresma transfers to Quaresma now, I am afraid they will not think so. They will definitely abandon the past, and then become loyal fans of Quaresma, waiting for Quaresma to lead They go to glory.

Do you think they can escape the law of true fragrance?

As for the public opinion on Barcelona's side, Real Madrid despises them all, and doesn't bother to respond at all, because any fool can see this mentality of saying grapes are sour if they can't eat grapes.

However, when more and more big shots came forward to speak out about the transfer, things became not so simple.

The first to stand out was Cruyff. As the godfather of Barcelona, ​​his buttocks have never been sitting upright.

"There is no one in today's football that is worth so much money. I don't agree with Real Madrid's way of spending money like this!"

"Real Madrid have set a precedent like this, it's like a domino, other teams will compete to burn money, Arsenal lost such an important player as Quaresma, they will invest a lot of money in the transfer market to buy Quares Ma's substitute, this will not be a benign effect, and the player's worth will be driven up accordingly."

"Real Madrid and Barcelona have completely different team building concepts. Most of the core players in Barcelona's three lines are from La Masia."

"And look at Real Madrid, most of their main players are bought with money."

"Of course I prefer the Barcelona model, which obviously has more advantages."

"Just imagine, if 90% of the players in Barcelona's lineup are from Catalonia, they will naturally make the fans feel kind, and at the same time get more support and love."

"With the youth training camp as the pillar, it is the most correct way to train the core team-building players yourself!"

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Cruyff's words must be influential, but whether it is right or wrong, I am afraid that many people have their own answers.

It is understandable if Cruyff simply admired the La Masia youth academy established by himself, but if he used this to criticize Quaresma's sky-high transfer, it would be a bit contemptuous!

It turns out that the godfather Cruyff is not very broad-minded!

Then, Florentino was going to go off the stage to refute Cruyff's remarks in person, but before he started to be interviewed, someone who was bigger than Cruyff had already attacked Cruyff first.

"This is just a normal transfer operation, and he didn't see anything wrong with it." FIFA President Sepp Blatter publicly stated: "The transfer fee of 80 million pounds shows that the times are improving, and it also shows that some clubs are not satisfied with such a situation. There is a demand for stars at that level."

"Since fans like to see those superstars play for the teams they support, and these teams also have the financial resources to acquire stars, their behavior is completely market behavior, and there is no need to make irresponsible remarks about it."

"For example, a famous Picasso painting was sold in London for 100 million pounds 10 years ago, but now it is placed in a corner of the world, and people can't see it at all."

"But football stars are different. You pay a high price to acquire him, and he will play one or two games in front of you every week. This is the value of football and the value of a star."

"Football doesn't need bubbles, but it shouldn't be a pool of stagnant water either!"

"I really don't understand what Mr. Cruyff said. According to his logic, if the small ball club cannot obtain more funds to run the club by training players, then the small ball club will lose the soil for survival and develop. The final result is that there are only two teams left in La Liga, Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​may I ask, are you playing in La Liga or in the Spanish Super Cup?"

"Please don't forget that the reason why Barcelona can have a wide range of influence in the world is because of La Liga as the foundation. Once you lose La Liga, you are nothing!"

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It is rare for Blatter to refute a person's remarks like this, but the vast majority of fans think that Blatter is very reasonable, and Barcelona and Cruyff are just unreasonable.

Perhaps Cruyff didn't think there was any problem with such a sky-high transfer fee, but in order to save Barcelona a little face, he could only say no!

Now that he's being bullied, he can only endure it.

The fans began to mock Barcelona wantonly, and Blatter actually got a lot of support out of thin air, which made Blatter want to hate Barcelona again.

Yes, let me ask, if someone buys Barcelona players at a sky-high price, will Barcelona sell them?

It will definitely be sold, a fool would not sell it!

At that time, they had long forgotten who said that the "high transfer fee" was unreasonable!

Still the same sentence, how you look at things depends on where your butt is sitting, not how noble you are!

Quaresma originally wanted to sarcastically satirize Barcelona, ​​but since Blatter's ally is off and Barcelona is scolded in an extremely embarrassing situation, there is really no need for him to end in person.

So when he was drinking tea in the hotel and was questioned by the reporter, Quaresma only said one sentence!

"Don't ask, just do it!"

Very straightforward, very domineering!

The reporter was about to kneel under the arrogance of Quaresma. At the same time, he couldn't help mourning for Barcelona. Can Barcelona really handle such a fierce Quaresma?

Think about it, without Quaresma last season, Real Madrid also overwhelmed Barcelona in the league.

Ronaldinho, Barcelona's number one star, is so capable that he can't even play as the main force. Barcelona has only a limited number of stars, and only Messi is growing and improving at a rapid pace. Otherwise, who would admit that Barcelona has a championship competition? force?

And now that Quaresma is here, Barcelona is even less able to resist. What can they use to contend with Quaresma?

Even Kaka, who has reached his peak, and Ronaldo, who is close to his peak, can't win under Quaresma, can Messi do it?

The odds given by bookmakers have proved this very well.

In the latest winning odds, Real Madrid topped the list with odds of 1.45, far surpassing Barcelona, ​​whose winning odds have reached 4.87.

In other words, if you bet 1 euro on Barcelona to win the championship, if Barcelona really wins the championship, you can get back 4.87 euros.

These odds are almost equivalent to saying goodbye to the championship, especially in the face of Real Madrid's ultra-low odds.

Of course, accidents are not impossible. After all, Real Madrid just fired Capello and is negotiating with Schuster. Once an accident occurs during the process, Real Madrid will face no suitable coach, which will affect their preparations.

There is even a possibility that Quaresma will be reimbursed for the season with a serious injury at the beginning, and then Barcelona will be considered a pie in the sky.

But the probability of this possibility is so low that even Barcelona fans dare not expect it, so the championship seems to be doomed.

But what surprised Quaresma a bit was that Real Madrid's transfer action is not over yet.

A large number of people have left, but there are still a large number of people left in the Real Madrid first team. Quaresma feels that with the current lineup, two-line combat is more than enough, and there should be no need to sign up.

However, what he didn't expect was that Mendes told him a news that surprised him two days later.

Real Madrid and Porto have reached an agreement that Porto defender Pepe will transfer to Real Madrid for 20 million euros and become a new member of the Galacticos.

For this news, Quaresma was really surprised!

In the previous life, Pepe was naturally transferred to Real Madrid, but after Real Madrid had paid a sky-high transfer fee to introduce him, they still paid a high price to introduce Pepe, which is really unbelievable.

But this price seems to be slightly lower than the previous life. If I remember correctly, the previous life seemed to be 30 million euros, right?

Could it be that Porto chairman Da Costa felt that there was really no way to get more money from Real Madrid, so he simply sold it cheaper?

In addition, Quaresma really can't think of other reasons for Da Costa's price reduction.

But Pepe's arrival made Quaresma even more excited, not to mention anything else, with the monk here, who would dare to bully him?

Not to mention others, even if Raul, the spiritual leader of Real Madrid, bullied him in the locker room, Pepe would dare to rush forward to beat him up!

With such a guy like a butcher, he doesn't have to work so hard on the court.

Anyone who intentionally slapped him, didn't need to take revenge himself at all. Pepe would do it himself.

Unknowingly, several friends who were in Porto at the beginning had a tendency to reunite in La Liga.

I and Pepe are in Real Madrid, and Fabiano is also playing well in Seville, but I don't know if his personal hobbies have changed.

Quaresma had predicted that Fabiano had called himself to invite him to his strange party.

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Pepe's transfer made Quaresma very happy, and Real Madrid still has a lot of money in the future.

The introduction of Sneijder from Ajax for 25 million euros further enhanced the strength of the midfield.

Sneijder is also a player that Quaresma is very familiar with. Quaresma naturally welcomes Sneijder's arrival. Quaresma knows better than anyone the energy contained in this little man. .

However, the relationship between him and Sneijder is far from harmonious. They almost had a big fight in the World Cup. It is hard to say that they will get along well in the future.

Counting Sneijder and Pepe, plus their sky-high transfer fee, Real Madrid has spent more than 200 million euros on buying this summer. Even if the seller recovers some, the net investment is still more than 100 million euros. Waiting for big money, only Abramovich did it when he first took over Chelsea.

However, when the outside world was frantically hyping the Real Madrid lineup, Quaresma felt a little unsafe when studying the Real Madrid lineup.

In fact, Real Madrid's midfield is a bit thin now!

Real Madrid's deputy golden wolf Guti and the Argentine genius Gago are probably the main configuration of Real Madrid.

Needless to say, Guti must have the strength, the through ball was a hit, but the state is difficult to guarantee;

Gago has talent, but he hasn't fully released it yet, and Quaresma knew that he would leave the Bernabéu in disgrace in his previous life;

If Real Madrid uses Guti and Gago as midfield partners, they will definitely have excellent organization and scheduling skills, and their offense will be full of artistic flavor, but they can't be relied on too much in defense.

Real Madrid also has a French midfielder Las Diarra who specializes in defense. His defensive ability is indeed excellent, and he also has a certain ability to pass and receive the ball in the midfield, which is a very good supplement.

If the three of them are allowed to play at the same time, it is undoubtedly a very good choice, so that Real Madrid's midfielder will be extremely skilled and tough.

But if three midfielders are arranged to play, then there can only be one center forward at the front, and Real Madrid has two centers, Raul and Ruud van Nistelrooy, so who to play is another problem.

Can't squeeze Raul to play winger?

Even if Raul is willing, Robinho is still unwilling!

Quaresma always wants to occupy the main force of a winger, even if he wants to be a substitute, his strength will not allow it!

If Raul plays on the other side, he will definitely occupy Robinho's position, and the Brazilian genius will definitely not accept the substitute position.

Arranging troops is like fighting a war. It is not only a contest with an enemy, but also a contest with one's own people!

At least Quaresma doesn't know how to solve this problem,

It would be great if we could start 12 players!

4232, this is also recognized as the most ideal formation in football, four defenders can cover the defense, two midfielders organize one defense, two wingers attack left and right, the front midfielder makes a deadly pass, and two centers are in the penalty area There are enough pick-up points. Simply perfect.

However, football can only start with 11 players, which also increases the variability of formations, 4231, 442, 4141, 433, 352... and so on emerge in endlessly, but once 12 players can start, then everyone will play 4232 , still have to die monotonously?

Perhaps this is why football only allowed 11 people to play in the first place!

In any case, even if Sneijder is bought now, it is an indisputable fact that Real Madrid's midfield lineup will not go to Arsenal, which will inevitably create a gap for Quaresma.

Or hook up Barack?

No, you can't cheat Arsenal like this, they will hate me!

I couldn't help but smile wryly. I thought it was to improve my life, but it turned out that it was to help the poor. This is interesting!

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