I am Quaresma

Finally, Quaresma stepped out of the house. Today is the day when most of Porto's first team players report.

Because there is a European Cup this summer, and the Portuguese team has reached the final, Porto has given more vacations to the Portuguese internationals in the team to relieve their fatigue.

Even if Quaresma doesn't deliberately understand, relying on the memory of his previous life, he probably knows the famous stars of Porto, which just reached the Champions League under the leadership of Mourinho last season.

However, since the Portuguese international in the team is still on vacation, he hasn't been able to see these stars yet. Most of what he can see are new players like himself.

This summer Porto's lineup has changed a lot. The midfielder Deco left Barcelona, ​​the defensive star Carvalho and Ferreira followed Mourinho to join the Blues, and several other stars left one after another to lead Porto. The income of 8300w came.

In terms of buying people, Porto also spent 4000w. Of course, you have to believe that since the European black shop Porto dared to spend so much money to buy people, then they must be sure to sell these people at several times the price. .....

Quaresma himself, Pepe, Meireles, Diego, Fabiano...

Which one is not a star who later became famous in world football.

I dare not say anything else, Porto is professional and serious about opening a black shop!

 …

Quaresma rode a bicycle to the Porto training base not far from his residence. If there was a seat behind the bicycle and there was a young girl sitting on it, then the background music at this time should be "Sweet Honey".

Why not drive?

One, Quaresma won't drive.

Two, Quaresmas don't have cars.

It's that straightforward.

While riding a bicycle and being overtaken by a car at high speed, Quaresma touched his head, thinking that he should consider learning to drive, otherwise he would not be splashed by passing vehicles when he was riding a bicycle on a rainy day Covered in muddy water?

—Although he is not short of money to buy a raincoat.

After finally arriving at the Porto training base, Quaresma was blocked by reporters surrounding the base gate.

The scene was very warm and grand. If the microphones of the reporters hadn't almost stuck into Quaresma's mouth and gave him a deep throat, he would have thought that these guys were here to welcome him.

"Calm! Please keep calm! Gentlemen!"

"don't want!"

"don't want!"

"Can't I give you the bicycle?"

 …

Finally, with the help of the staff of the Porto training base, Quaresma finally got rid of the siege of reporters. The price was that his bicycle was almost dismantled into parts.

Walking into the training base in embarrassment with lingering fears, he pondered, "If I have to pay for a bicycle every day to come to training, then I'd better transfer quickly..."

Under the guidance of the staff, Quaresma came to the office of Porto coach Del Neri.

In his previous life, he didn't know much about Mourinho's successor, but after deciding to move to Porto, Quaresma deliberately learned about the Italian coach's resume.

Doesn't seem outstanding.

Del Neri spent most of his time coaching low-level teams at the beginning of his coaching. The only outstanding achievement was to coach Chievo to upgrade from Serie B to Serie A, and in the first season of Serie A, he led Flying Donkeys to qualify for the UEFA Cup. Known as the "Miracle of Chievo".

My nickname is Wild Donkey!

He can achieve good results with the flying donkey, and I don't know if he can achieve good results with my wild donkey!

Huh?

Unexpectedly, Del Neri, who is in his 50s, is quite handsome!

When meeting for the first time, Quaresma felt that he should be more polite.

In order to show respect, he offered to extend his hand.

"Welcome, Ricardo!" Del Neri did not extend his hand to shake Quaresma's hand, but hugged him more affectionately.

The coach is enthusiastic, which is great!

But embarrassingly, Quaresma's hand hadn't had time to retract, so he hit Delneri's vitals directly.

For a moment, the air seemed to freeze.

Del Neri blushed, Quaresma looked embarrassed, and as embarrassed as he was with his hands that had nowhere to rest...

"I think it's a misunderstanding."

In order to ease the embarrassment, Quaresma quickly stretched out his hands again, hugged Del Neri, and patted him on the back hard.

But he also knew that it would be fine if Del Neri was more generous, otherwise he, the chicken attacker, would be put on the bench for the rest of his life.

"Go, go to the locker room to get ready, a few new players are there, you can communicate, but I sincerely advise you, don't use this overly intimate way of greeting them, because not everyone has I have such a good temper." Del Neri's face gradually returned to normal, "Finally, please call the team doctor for me, please?"

 …

Quaresma left Del Neri's office with a feeling of concern. Of course he knew that the last sentence Del Neri was just joking with himself to relieve the awkward atmosphere, because he didn't try hard to pinch it just now... .

However, according to the standards announced by the World Health Organization, at this time, I should first find a place to wash my hands, which is very realistic.

Walking to the locker room, Quaresma didn't know who was in there, and was inexplicably nervous, as if he was going to face the base, and no one knew whether his teammates would turn you over right away.

Standing in front of the locker room door, Quaresma took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and then gently pushed away the people in the locker room.

squeak - creak -

The old door of the Porto base made a piercing sound like an ancient castle, which instantly gave Quaresma a sense of horror.

"Hi, men! What's up?"

Before Quaresma saw the situation in the locker room clearly, a hip-hop voice came and stretched out his fist at Quaresma.

Meirelles!

With this unique face, Quaresma recognized this guy in minutes, an old acquaintance, and his teammate in the Portuguese youth team.

"? Finally waiting for you, my brother, I can't wait to fight side by side with you, I'm ready, let's climb to the top, until I can't fight anymore... blood boils?!"

Quaresma had black lines on his face, what the hell is this shit?

what did he see

Meirelles actually rapped in front of him, and it was probably in free style. Where did this style of painting go?

Did this guy take advantage of the holidays to become a trainee, and then prepare to debut at the C position?

Then should I shake 666 with one hand and say skr at the same time?

If Quaresma is the mentor, then he must put the F-rated sticker pia on Meirelles' face. With this level of rap, you can listen to seven paragraphs for a penny.

However, Quaresma was very happy to see his old friend. He punched Meirelles in the chest, and then hugged this individual guy fiercely.

Letting go of Meirelles, Quaresma looked around, he knew that his journey in the greenery would start here!