I am Quaresma

Quaresma is envious of Ronaldo. He is also a player from Sporting Lisbon. Why is his life so good?

When I went to Manchester United, I was spoiled by an old man and looked after by Queiroz. It was like playing football with a nanny. In the face of the sinister football world, I didn’t need to care about those groundless criticisms. growth will do.

But where did Quaresma have such a good life, because he couldn't adapt to the rhythm and style of La Liga in a short time, he was thrown into the discard list by Rijkaard, and then he was swept out of the house. He didn't even have the chance to make mistakes. Give.

Just imagine, if Quaresma also went to Manchester United, what would it be like now?

Well, the reality is not so many if, in the past, let him pass!

Before Quaresma could feel more emotion, Ronaldo suddenly took Quaresma's hand and was about to leave.

"Why, I want to rest for a while!" Quaresma said puzzled.

Cristiano Ronaldo's strength was unabated, he turned back to Quaresma and smiled, "Go, donate blood with me!"

Quaresma was taken aback.

Donate blood?

Yaoshou!

That's right, Ronaldo was indeed a blood donor in his previous life. In order to donate blood for public welfare, he didn't even have a tattoo. This is really unimaginable for a professional player with a flamboyant personality.

But you don't have any problem donating blood, why does Mao insist on pulling me?

I dont go!

I fear pain!

Quaresma also donated blood in his previous life, but when he looked at the tip of the needle, which was thicker than the lead of an HB pencil, he was scared to pee.

Although he gave it in the end, his arm was not raised for three days, and the location of the needle was sore for a week...

He doesn't care about that bit of blood, he's just afraid of pain!

"Don't go, don't pull me, I have tattoos and can't donate blood!"

Quaresma hurriedly made excuses while breaking free from the pull of Ronaldo.

"Do you have a tattoo?" Ronaldo was taken aback, "Why didn't I know?"

"Why should I let you know if I have a tattoo?" Quaresma shouted loudly, swearing to death.

Ronaldo let go of his hand, but the expression on his face was strange and obviously malicious.

"Then I'll strip you off to check and see where you have tattoos!" Ronaldo laughed, with an extremely wretched smile.

Quaresma's face turned green.

They are all men. It doesn't matter if they are seen after they are naked. What he is afraid of is that Ronaldo will do something after stripping himself...

"Okay, can't I go with you!" Quaresma said bitterly, with a very aggrieved tone.

Ronaldo laughed out loud, with countless smugness.

Quaresma also wanted to bargain, "But let's talk about it first, I've been relatively empty lately, and I can only offer at most. I can't stand it."

He was really afraid that Ronaldo would bring himself to the blood collection point and shouted, "Pump him", in that case, Quaresma would probably die.

But the surprise is that Ronaldo didn't really say anything, and took Quaresma directly to the blood collection point, which made Quaresma very surprised.

In fact, Ronaldo thinks like this - donating blood is addictive, as long as Quaresma donates this time, he will take the initiative to come next time, and there is no need to talk nonsense.

At the blood donation point, Ronaldo felt that he should give Quaresma a demonstration first, and then sat down on the chair under the guidance of the nurse, posing with a fearless look.

Maybe it was because of the regular customers. Everything seemed so familiar. The nurse didn't even ask Ronaldo how much he wanted to donate. into the blood bag.

If there are vampires present at this time, it is estimated that drooling has begun!

For a while,

It was Quaresma's turn.

Sitting on the chair tremblingly, looking at the same blood collection equipment as in the previous life, the needles that were thicker than a finger, Quaresma had an urge to escape.

But at the same time as he was afraid, Quaresma did not forget to take a look at the chest of the little nurse in front of him.

really big!

"hiss!"

With a scream of pain, Quaresma felt like he was about to soar as the needle plunged into Quaresma's veins.

Seeing the red blood flow out of his body and into the blood bag, Quaresma felt a sense of vitality being drawn out.

You may be dying!

It hurts so much!

Halfway through the draw, Quaresma couldn't take it anymore.

"Miss Nurse, can I stop donating, please help me put these out and put them in again, thank you!"

The nurse looked at Quaresma like an idiot, and Ronaldo had the same expression, but Quaresma still went his own way.

You don't care, I care, who cares who knows!

"Are you fainted by blood or needles?" the nurse asked impatiently.

Quaresma is a little unhappy, what is your attitude.

Deliberately staring at the little nurse's chest like revenge, "Can I faint?"

I thought it would make the little nurse embarrassed, but the little nurse obviously took this as a compliment, with a smile on her face, and she deliberately held her chest up, as if she would not refuse.

Heck!

But it was obviously too late to say this at this time. Under Quaresma's grinning expression, the little nurse pulled out the needle, and Quaresma's first blood donation trip was over!

It felt like a century long, and although the arms were still moving, Quaresma always thought that he had walked out of hell.

"I said I won't come, but you asked me to come. Look at my current state, how can I still play games?" Quaresma grumbled and complained about Ronaldo.

But Ronaldo didn't care, "Go back to the hotel first, don't wait for me!"

Quaresma was very puzzled, "Why don't you go back to the hotel with me?"

C Luo smiled, with a wretched expression on his face, "Anyway, it's a public welfare. After donating blood, I'll donate a sperm by the way!"

After that, Ronaldo walked away with his shy little nurse in his arms, leaving only Quaresma in a mess!

Really beeping a dog!

I said that you donated blood so diligently, so there is still this follow-up!

damn it!

It is conceivable that with the little nurse, this guy will have to have some fun for a while!

Dragging his half-wasted arm and carrying his infinite resentment towards Ronaldo, Quaresma returned to the hotel, his listless and despondent appearance, as if he had been dropped a hundred times.

"Mad, next time I'll take Ronaldo for a tattoo!"

"If he doesn't go, I'll tie him up even if I tie him up!"

"It hurts to death!"

Quaresma was lying on the bed, muttering angrily, this is his most vicious curse on Ronaldo.

However, when he routinely checked his attributes every day and checked his daily progress, he found a surprise.

Physical attribute +0.1

Donating blood to increase physical fitness?

Isn't this scientific?

So if I donate all my blood, will my stamina be full?

In that case, I must have... sacrificed!

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