I am Quaresma

Are you afraid of killing him?

You slap me to death!

The black line on Quaresma's end, he knows, when it's not serious, they're more serious than anyone else.

At this time, Meireles suddenly spoke up.

"I don't need you, this matter is left to me, let's see how I clean up this kid!"

Quaresma couldn't help but be surprised by his confident appearance.

Shall I say hello to Baia ahead of time and get him ready to plead Meirelles not guilty of murder?

Well, let's just play with a few animals, and Quaresma doesn't take it seriously. Anyway, if Santos does something again, he can just kick him and fly, so there's no need for such trouble.

However, during the training interval on the second day, something happened that made Quaresma stunned. It was unimaginable that such absurd things would actually happen.

Santos took out his phone in the locker room, and his teammates were not very willing to pay attention to him, and he was not willing to pay attention to these players who did not seem to him to have any future.

There was a text message on the phone from his father.

When he opened it, Santos instantly showed ecstasy on his face, and it was flushed red, as if it was about to explode.

"Son, go home soon, Dad won the lottery, 17 million euros, and you even play a few footballs!"

Excited to jump three feet high, yes, with so much money, I even played a few footballs myself.

They didn't even change their clothes. Those who pushed the locker room directly were going to rush home. They didn't care about training or not.

Assistant coach Anthony Bruno was about to enter the locker room when Santos bumped him aside.

"Bastard, be careful, what are you doing, there will be tactical drills in a while!" Bruno shouted dissatisfiedly at Santos, who had already rushed out.

However, Santos' response left Bruno dumbfounded, and he didn't recover for a while.

"Kick you paralyzed, I will never play football again!"

This time, not only the assistant coach Bruno was stunned, but even the players in the locker room were stunned.

Is this kid crazy?

Even the initiator Meirelles never thought that this kid would be so explosive!

After a while, Anthony realized that Santos was scolding him just now, and he was furious.

"Bastard, how dare you scold me, don't even think about showing up at the training ground in the future!"

Then, Bruno walked away in a hurry, leaving a group of players in the locker room who were still a little confused.

Quaresma just realized that he was in a trance. He may have been fighting with a mentally ill for several days. What is this called!

Wasn't that guy bitten by a dog when he was a child, and had intermittent seizures, right?

Under the dazed state of his teammates, only Meireles covered his mouth and snickered, smiling so maliciously.

"Don't think about it, I did it! Come and worship me!"

Finally, Meireles couldn't help but burst out, laughing so hard that he was about to go into shock.

"What did you do?" Quaresma couldn't help but wonder, "Did you bite him?"

After laughing for a long time, after laughing enough, Meirelles began to tell the story to satisfy the curiosity of the curious babies.

"That's how it is!" I coughed twice, "I made a new calling card, and then I stored the phone number in that kid's cell phone. The name was 'Dad', and I just sent him a phone number. Text message, and you all saw it! That's it!"

After all, Meireles took out his mobile phone and showed everyone the text messages he sent.

Everyone was stunned, there is such an operation?

No wonder the guy suddenly rushed out like crazy. It turned out that he saw the text message and really thought he had won the lottery.

With this IQ, you still play football?

Even if the average intelligence level of football players in the world is not high, this kid will definitely lower the level of intelligence when he enters football.

Needless to say, no matter whether it was a prank or not, that kid scolding the assistant coach and evading training for no reason was enough for him to drink a pot.

Originally a rookie, he also provoked the team's top star Quaresma, and now he has made such a thing again, and he knows with his heel that he must not be able to stand on the team.

Unsurprisingly, the next day, Santos Cui came to the training ground dejected, and was happy for a while yesterday, and then it was like being beeped by a dog.

Quaresma couldn't help laughing when he looked at his cock-fighting appearance. This is the consequence of not knowing how to behave, and it's too late to say anything now.

But Quaresma thought they might have done a good thing.

With this guy's IQ and EQ, he continues to play football, let's not talk about whether he can get enough to eat, anyway, it's easy to be beaten to death.

Soon, the results of the club's punishment came out again, Santos was sent back to the youth team, and I don't know if he changed clubs or stopped playing football at all, anyway Quaresma has never seen this again in a few days Frequently provoke your guy.

Not to mention guilt or guilt, Quaresma has always been adhering to the principle of "no one will commit me, I will not commit one". It may be a prank, but it will never be full of malice. To put it bluntly, I promise not to use nuclear weapons first.

But of course he won't be overflowing with sympathy. Others can't wait to kill you, and you pretend to shed a few tears, which is really nauseating.

This incident happened inside Porto. Even the media close to Porto didn't get any news, so it didn't make any waves, but Quaresma knew that if it was reported, he might not be able to live in peace recently. .

......

After the team finished training, Quaresma didn’t stay on the training ground for the first time. It wasn’t because a few animals took him to the entertainment venue, but his agent, Mendes, wanted to come. aside.

"It's only been a few months since I haven't seen you, and you seem to have gotten a lot stronger?" Mendes said to Quaresma in surprise as soon as they met.

Although he is Quaresma's agent, it is impossible for Mendes to pay attention to Quaresma all the time. After all, there are countless players under his agency, and there are several bigger names than Quaresma, and even some Mourinho, the weirdo of the coaching world.

Quaresma poured Mendes a glass of juice, then sat relaxed on the sofa next to him, playing his biceps naughty to Mendes, "You think my strength training is for nothing. ?"

Mendes really carefully observed Quaresma's muscles, and also carefully looked at Quaresma's current figure. The serious eyes made Quaresma feel as if he was in a slave market in the Middle Ages. Slave owners who pick slaves on.

"Well, it does have an effect. It seems that you have not been wasted during this time!" Mendes finally nodded, and a gratified smile appeared on his face.

Although it is inappropriate to describe Mendez at this age as gratified, Quaresma really felt this way, as if he had scored 100 points in the test when he was a child to announce the good news to his grandfather, and the expression his grandfather showed at that time.