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Kobe is autistic, why is Ma Dan’s driver so hard this round!

He was about to lose, but he thanked Odangdang with a warm face.

Is there any royal law?

What's the use of struggling like this! ?

In fact, it's not just Kobe who feels this way, young general Avery Johnson is also a little troubled.

I've exhausted all the goods in my stomach, but Dirk, you forced me to play one more game.

Why should I fight that old KFC guy?

Dirk simply doesn't want to lose. It would be too frustrating to lose the MVP and then lose the championship.

How many chances does a person have to win a championship in his lifetime?

Wayne:? ? ?

Shouldn't he start one when he enters the league?

Regardless of the driver, he must fight with the Lakers until the end!

Avery Johnson and Kobe Bryant: please let go.

In the Lakers locker room, the old Zen Master was also a little surprised.

This knife was placed on his neck. Instead of surrendering, he actually resisted.

This driver is a bit wild.

They say he is soft, but Phil doesn't think so.

As long as the Mavericks' lineup is more reasonable, the coach is more capable, and Dirk's back attack can be more developed.

He believes the Mavericks still have a chance to win the championship.

Speaking of which, a driver is so difficult to deal with.

The next round against the Trail Blazers will undoubtedly be a tough battle.

The Zen master touched his chin. He was so annoyed and hated this troublesome competition.

Fortunately, the only trouble is the next round.

Once the next round is over, the finals will be like taking a nap and winning the championship.

Of course, Zen Master also conducted a detailed study of the Trail Blazers. What is disappointing is that the Lakers' forward line is really not good enough in front of Wayne.

Odangdang and Tieza are not the kind of people who can restrict Wayne.

As for the Trail Blazers, the back line couldn't restrict Kobe.

Therefore, the next round of the series is very likely to become a star-fighting game.

The Zen Master sighed, even he couldn't predict the outcome of the game.

Look at the Blazers.

Gasol is high and Pau is hard.

Wayne, so damn tall and hard!

It’s not easy to do.

Well, if Jackson knew that Wayne's fadeaway jumper level was still improving by leaps and bounds, he would probably be even more distressed.

Because the Trail Blazers swept the Suns 4-1, the task of "quick appointment in the Western Conference Finals" was completed more smoothly than imagined.

As planned, Wayne upgraded his proficiency in "Kobe's fadeaway jumper" to the silver level.

As a result, there is another stable weapon on the offensive end.

Beating Odom is definitely a piece of cake.

Wayne no longer sends text messages to stimulate Kobe. He just waits for him to text slowly, which also allows the Blazers to rest.

Although the score of the game against the Suns did not look fierce, it was actually quite tiring.

Especially Pao'er, even though he played very well in the last round, he was basically overloaded.

Locking Nash defensively and attacking Bell offensively is not as easy as imagined.

Wayne really admired Pao'er for being able to survive.

After the series, the Trail Blazers' professional team veterinarian conducted a physical evaluation of all team players.

As a result, everyone but Wayne will need some rest to stay in shape before the next series.

Wayne laughed at that time, meaning I don’t need to take a good rest?

Is it wrong to be persistent?

Of course, McMillan couldn't let Wayne do extra training alone.

Therefore, before the start of the series, McMillan was not like Pat Riley who fucked the players and practiced like crazy.

Instead, I took a day off first, and then focused on restorative training.

Now it seems that it is quite appropriate for the driver to win this one.

At least the people in Wei's class were given valuable rest time.

Finally, in G6 of the Western Conference Semifinals, the Lakers cut the knot quickly and finally defeated the Dallas Mavericks, who ranked first in the regular season.

Dirk didn't lose, but the Lakers were really two against one and couldn't stand it.

4 to 2, Kobe, who looked like a girl, finally led the team to the top of the Western Conference!

Well, I don’t know who was the one who revealed Dirk’s ink in the last round.

When it comes to him, it won't be so fast. It won't be until 6 fierce battles.

After the game, Kobe excitedly pumped his fist and hugged Yao Ming.

Finally, this bad breath can be vented!

Without Shaq this time, I can lead the team to the Western Conference Finals!

Shaq, stop pretending in front of me from now on.

From now on, we all have four rings, no one should bury the other!

But when I have the fifth one, I can kill you.

Thinking of this, Kobe felt happy.

I haven't even finished my fourth ring yet, and I'm already thinking about the fifth one.

It's like the goddess just smiled at you and you thought of your child's name - so outrageous.

Although being held back by an outrageous person, the Western Conference Finals came a little later.

However, the second match of the Western Conference Finals between the Lakers and Trail Blazers is still arranged.

After the game, when being interviewed by reporters, Kobe tried to be very serious: "Ahem! We haven't finished our work yet! Everything is not finished until we win the championship!"

Although he tried very hard, he still couldn't hide his uncontrollable smile.

Admit it, you are very happy to have reached the Western Conference Finals.

After all, in the past few years, they either didn't get to play in the playoffs, or they were eliminated in the first round.

After Kobe finished his interview, he looked at the Staples Center dome.

Those three championship banners are very glorious, but after all, the surname is Shaq.

In the next part, my surname will be Bu!

Kobe has thought about it. After winning the championship, he will definitely shout: "Yao Ming is much better than Shaq, much better!"

Another team was eliminated, and now, there are only two teams left in the entire Western Conference who continue to divide the glory.

In the east, they are still fighting over who will give away the head.

This year, the gap in ratings between the Western Conference playoffs and the Eastern Conference playoffs is so huge that it can be said to be the highest ever.

Eastern Conference teams were completely ignored.

Both Wayne and Kobe said that you should not rush or rush. If you come one by one, you will have a chance to be beaten.

Anyway, it may take some time for us to decide the winner, so don't be in a hurry.

As soon as the game between the Lakers and the Mavericks ended, another wave of poster changes took place in Portland.

Overnight, posters with themes such as Lakers VS Trail Blazers, Kobe VS Wayne, and the Chinese Derby filled the entire city.

CCTV also immediately dispatched an interview team headed by Director Zhang to provide comprehensive coverage of this unprecedented round of Chinese derby!

Wayne and Yao Ming met in the regular season, and everyone watched it too much.

But meeting in the playoffs is unprecedented!

No matter who wins, Chinese players will have a chance to win the championship.

This is very comfortable.

At this time in China, there are more fans supporting Yao Ming to win the championship.

Of course, it's not that Chinese fans don't like Wayne. After winning the MVP, Wayne's popularity in China has exceeded that of the pioneer Yao Ming.

The reason why everyone wants Yao Ming to win is actually very simple - Wayne already has one, and if Yao Ming wins another, it will be perfect.

Well, fans want it to be wonderful, fairy tale-like.

But the world of competitive sports is cruel. There is no such thing as if I win one, I will let you win one.

Otherwise, the Celtics and Lakers wouldn't have had to fight to the death.

Wayne also hopes that Yao Ming can win a championship, but unfortunately, as Yao Ming's opponent, if Wayne really doesn't fight because of this wish, then what's the point?

Losing to Yao Ming, Wayne admits.

But he won't compromise!

The excitement for the Western Conference Finals has already reached fever pitch, and those students preparing for the final exam have no intention of reviewing.

In the self-study class, the girls were all discussing "Struggle", while the boys all turned into football emperors and discussed who could win the championship between the Lakers and the Trail Blazers!

The analysis was clear and logical.

Basketball-related magazines and newspapers were circulated throughout the class.

That's right, the discussion is about who can win the championship, not the Western Conference championship.

At this time, whoever is ignorant stands up and says: "There are still James and the Pistons in the Eastern Conference. It's still early to win the championship."

That would definitely make the class laugh.

James? piston?

China’s double-high status is simply ignored, okay?

The little emperor came out to be beaten!

Then, the mousse really stood out.

He was beaten by Wayne in the first round last season and went home to fish. This year, he successfully entered the Eastern Conference finals, facing the Pistons who had no big money.

Mousse thought to himself, even if there is no big boss, the Pistons have the foundation after all.

I'm afraid this series will be difficult to play.

Well, the task of being beaten in the finals should be left to the Pistons.

I am a man who wants to surpass Michael. How can I lose in the finals?

There can’t even be a tiebreaker!

It's a tiebreaker in the finals, so if you tell me, you won't be laughed at.

The most effective way to prevent losing in the finals and not playing a tiebreaker in the finals is not to play in the finals!

Of course, Mousse would not lose on purpose.

But with the Pistons' style, it may be difficult for the Cavaliers to continue advancing.

The teams for the Eastern and Western finals were already in place. At this time, many Chinese fans came to watch the game on the streets of Portland.

Stern is laughing even in his dreams. The door to the Chinese market is bah, where is the other door?

Wayne and Yao Ming have directly smashed the door open, and the two markets are directly converging!

Everyone on the Trail Blazers is also facing a formidable enemy. Everyone knows that if they win this round, they can shout those six words - Trail Blazers championship!

Therefore, I have to win this round even if I risk my life.

Pao'er was really active during training. This was the first time that he was so close to an honor like the championship.

Wayne felt like he could explode on his own without having to pull out Paoer's hair.

Okay, now that you are a mature cannon, you can fire on your own.

Fully automatic cannon!

Kobe Bryant and his Lakers were also wooed by Chinese media when they arrived in Portland.

When Kobe got off the plane with the toad goggles, Weiping Bryant immediately pushed aside the crowd with a swimming posture and rushed to Kobe.

Kobe saw that the Chinese reporter looked familiar, so he smiled and said hello.

Then, Weiping communicated with Kobe in his English with a strong Chinese accent.

Weiping Bryant asked Kobe Bryant what he thought of the two Chinese players in this series.

Kobe was also very good at following the wishes of Chinese fans and said: "Wei is very strong, and Yao is the most important player in our team. The performance of the two Chinese players will directly affect the trend of the series!"

Kobe's heart: "Wayne, you're done. I want to personally control this series! No one can interrupt, and Yao Ming can't keep you!"

Finally, Kobe showed off a Chinese sentence he had memorized for two days and two nights in front of the camera.

"I know there is a saying in China, but it is not enough to teach Hu Ma to cross the Yin Mountains, but to make flying generals in Dragon City.

We have the Great Wall of China and we have the flying generals, well, here they are.

Therefore, Yao and I will not let the Trail Blazers enter the finals, they can't get over it! "

Kobe Bryant's performance shocked all the Chinese reporters present. This is ridiculous.

If you learn one more word "f*ck", you can wander around the streets of China by yourself.

Although he spoke slowly and stumbled a bit, he finally said this poem completely!

Kobe's language talent is indeed very good. He spent time in Italy when he was a child, so he can speak Italian and English.

Recently, I also asked Vujacic for Slovenian lessons.

One day, Kobe went to watch Fat Qiqi play and casually said hello to Fat Qiqi in Slovenian, which shocked Fat Qiqi.

Of course, the one who was most shocked was Parker.

Because Kobe once scolded him in French

Kobe is the kind of person who will learn a language specifically to talk trash. He is such a pervert.

There are boring guys like him in this world.

This time, in order to have fun with Wayne, Kobe also learned Chinese from Yao Ming.

However, Kobe felt that just saying words like tomatoes was too vulgar. After all, he was a man of culture and a gentleman, so he just learned the poem just now.

Although it only has 14 characters, it took me two days and two nights to speak it fluently.

However, Kobe's efforts were not in vain. This time, the effect of pretending to beep can be rated 10 points, and absolutely no one will give it 9 points.

Those who don’t understand don’t know what to say, and those who do understand call them Niubi.

"It's so wet, so wet! Well said, hahahaha! Then, I hope you can perform well in the competition!"

Director Zhang smiled so happily that the Western Conference Finals became more and more Chinese.

When Wayne saw Kobe's interview that night, he couldn't help laughing.

Okay, I seem to be well prepared.

Tomorrow night, I finally won’t have to curse through my phone screen.

Come to melee combat with real swords and guns!

At eight o'clock in the evening on May 20, at the Rose Garden Arena, the Lakers in purple jerseys and the Trail Blazers in red jerseys finally stood together as expected!

The Trail Blazers deliberately arranged to wear red jerseys at home, and the opening performances were all Chinese acrobatics, which worked well in China.

In the stands of the Rose Garden, all the fans also wore red T-shirts, and the home atmosphere was very strong.

Of course, since we are playing the playoffs with the Lakers, how can we miss out on that classic shout?

"BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!"

Wayne looked at the shouting fans in the stands and nodded with satisfaction.

Well, give me some support.

I have the final say on my territory.

After the warm-up, the starting lineups of the two teams came together, and the cheers reached their first climax.

Wayne, Yao Ming, and Kobe all hugged each other one by one. Although it seemed that the atmosphere was friendlier than the previous two rounds, this was actually the most intense round of the series.

When an acquaintance meets an acquaintance, he becomes more successful.

After Kobe and Wayne hugged, he said seriously: "We are brothers, come and bite me!"

"puff!"

Kobe may have thought his pretense was spot-on, but Wayne almost laughed.

Please stop speaking Chinese!

Are you trying to laugh me to death and then take the opportunity to defeat me? ?

Despicable!

Kobe still had a serious look on his face and was completely absorbed in the drama.

Wayne also suppressed his smile. Let's have fun and make fun. Don't joke in the Rose Garden.

The referee stepped into the center circle and prepared to throw the ball.

On the Lakers side, Cuckold Fish, Chinese Wenke, Zaza, Odangdang and Yao Ming are all ready.

On the Trail Blazers side, Pao'er is also eager to try.

The pinnacle showdown of the 06-07 season has officially begun!

The second update is here. Today, Lao Ge is not writing or chatting.