I am Really an Insider

Chapter 332 Chapter 329: NBA Keyboard Warrior makes his debut! (5K please vote)

The Nuggets' victory left Portland fans heartbroken and Los Angeles fans cheering.

You, the traitor Wei, also have this day, hahahaha!

The Nuggets are simply anti-Black fighters, vanguards in eradicating evil, and the most loyal friends and partners of the people of Los Angeles!

It was fine to give away the winning streak before, but now it is interrupting the Trail Blazers' winning streak.

Where can I find such good friends?

When Iverson was interviewed at the end of the game, he was also very proud: "We are not prey to be slaughtered by others, and we proved it today.

I have no intention of interrupting the Trail Blazers' record, and I also acknowledge the Blazers' strength.

But I just want to win the game, that's all. "

Listen to this and learn!

As soon as I opened my mouth, I knew I was pretending to be an OG!

After saying that, AI looked at George Karl proudly.

The irascible George Karl was not a popular coach with his players. His rude attitude was not only towards his opponents, but also towards his own players.

Let’s not talk about it remotely, let’s just say that this season, Guagua, AI and J.R. all have varying degrees of friction with George Karl.

Among them, J.R. is the most serious. He and Carl have reached the point where they no longer speak to each other.

All instructions from Carr to J.R. were delivered by the assistant coaches.

Anthony was considered lazy and irresponsible by Karl, and he even publicly criticized Anthony during team training for this reason.

Regarding AI, Carl often praises his professionalism in front of the media.

But behind the scenes, George Karl has complained more than once about AI's wanton investment.

He doesn't have a good relationship with the three most capable players on the team, and there is no one left in George Karl.

This is the true reverse social butterfly.

Wayne's rank is lower than that of old Carl.

As for the Nuggets' victory, to put it bluntly, it was the result of AI wave shooting. Do you think Karl is angry?

It’s not fun to win!

The AI ​​looked at Karl proudly, as if telling the old man: "Now do you know whether the most important person in the NBA is the player or the coach?"

Iverson once again became a man of the hour, and this "answer" that had been silent for many years reappeared in front of people's eyes.

Wayne lost the game and lost the chance to break his winning streak, but still attended the post-game press conference.

Well, just to express that Kobe and I are different.

Kobe didn't even dare to show up when he lost, but I still dared to face everything when I lost.

This is the true warrior!

"Wei, describe your mood." As soon as he came up, the reporter was ready to expose the scars.

"Sad, but not doomsday." Wayne shrugged. He knew what the reporters wanted to see.

Don’t you just want to see me feel uncomfortable? Don’t you just want to see me embarrassed?

If I faced the camera crying, you would probably set off fireworks to celebrate.

So I don't

I just won’t let you get what you want!

It would be a lie to say that Wayne was not sad. He was just one game away from breaking the team record, but was interrupted.

There is nothing more fucked up than this.

Kobe: Oh, you know that too!

But firstly, Wayne didn't want the reporter to succeed, and secondly, he also got a chance to make up for his losses.

This time, Drexler's badge was missed, and in the next mission, there was a chance for Wayne to get a badge equipment slot.

Well, there's no comparison between the badge equipment slot and Drexler's badge.

But it's better than nothing.

If you can't get the first prize, at least you can get a consolation prize.

Moreover, according to the mission description, this mission is originally so-called compensatory.

“Mission: Make up for the regret!

Isn’t it unpleasant to be terminated at the last moment? Since the last two missions are too difficult, a compensation mission will be provided to adjust the pace.

Mission goal: steal the show in the Christmas game and score 15 points more than Kevin Durant. "

Well, the Christmas war.

This year’s Christmas war, the league has scheduled a total of three games.

They are the 2003 Civil War between the Cavaliers and the Heat, the strong dialogue between the Lakers and the Suns, and the, er, uneven competition between the Trail Blazers and the SuperSonics.

The arrangement of these three games, two of them can be said to have overturned before they even started.

Last season, the Heat were still a playoff team, while the Cavaliers reached the Finals.

The league thinks that the Heat and Cavaliers should be able to reach a higher level this season, and James and Wade should be able to dominate the Eastern Conference.

Then the Heat finished in last place, and the Cavaliers were pressed hard by the Magic and Celtics, acting as a misfit.

The matchup between these two teams suddenly became unspectacular.

The Lakers and Suns were indeed in a strong dialogue. The two teams also had their grudges in the playoffs before.

The Suns strengthened Grant Hill, the former successor to Jordan, in the summer, and the Lakers won the record holder for the fastest knockdown.

There is sure to be a spark between these two teams!

But no one expected that the Suns' record this season would not advance but retreat, and their dominance in the regular season would be greatly reduced.

At present, the appeal of these two games cannot support a big IP like the Christmas War.

Now, the most eye-catching Christmas game is the game between the Trail Blazers and the SuperSonics.

Although there is a huge gap in strength between the SuperSonics and the Trail Blazers, one is a championship team and the other has a current record of only 7 wins and 17 losses, which still means they are not on the table.

But the personal duel between Durant and Wayne is very interesting.

It can be said that this is a set of matchups that have attracted much attention from the moment Durant was selected.

Kevin Durant, known as America’s Little Wayne.

Which team did he play in college?

University of Texas Longhorns!

It was the team that was defeated by Wayne in the Big 12 League.

Well, Tucker, who now has few opportunities to play in the Trail Blazers, was the Longhorns' main defender on Wayne.

They pursued Durant vigorously because of the psychological shadow caused by Wayne's abuse.

So I also want to experience the feeling of playing a max-level account!

In the past, the Longhorns always complained: "Old Sutton will use Wayne!"

As a result, now it's their turn to play Lil Wayne, and it's really fun right away.

Therefore, Durant and Wayne have been inextricably linked since he played in college.

When he was in college, he also became popular across the country because he looked so much like Wayne.

When participating in the draft, Durant's best template was also Wayne.

Speaking of which, Wayne's name has now begun to be used in various matryoshka dolls.

Durant is Little Wayne, and Yi Jianlian is Little Wayne.

He is exactly the same as Ronaldinho in football.

This actually proves Wayne's influence from the side.

So much so that the day after Durant was drafted, the Sonics immediately sold 500 season tickets and half of the luxury boxes.

Although Durant is second on the list, he has received no less attention than Oden.

In Durant's first game in the NBA, the Key Arena, home of the Sonics, was completely full, and the game ratings hit a new high.

Ray Allen and Lewis have never received this level of attention after working hard in Seattle for so many years.

Why do people look forward to Durant so much?

I just want to see if the beautiful country can produce a player like Wayne!

As the country with the best overall basketball strength in the world, they naturally hope that their country’s players can be the best players in the world.

But now, looking at the best No. 5 and No. 4 positions in the world, they are all Chinese players!

Durant's emergence satisfied the patriotic enthusiasm of Mi Li's family.

American Wayne will surely shock the world!

That's why the league arranged for Wayne and Durant to meet in the Christmas game.

It stands to reason that a bad team like the SuperSonics has no qualifications for the Christmas Day game.

But because fans in both China and the United States want to watch Chinese Wayne play American Wayne, and these two places happen to be the NBA's two largest markets.

Boss Si waved his hand - make arrangements!

With the other two games already declared unpopular before they even started, whether this year's Christmas game can make money depends on the first meeting between Durant and Wayne.

The system also kept up with current events and arranged such a compensation task for Wayne.

Therefore, Wayne's uncomfortable mood was instantly relieved by half.

Although I missed the Drexler badge, with a new badge equipment slot, I will embrace the stars and the sea!

Wayne comforted himself in his heart.

Overall, the assignment allowed Wayne to smile in the face of reporters' ill will during press conferences.

Aunt Jenny originally thought that Wayne would go crazy at the press conference, but it turned out that Wayne just said the dirty words with his mouth and kept it in his heart.

It’s not embarrassing to see Wayne not angry for a long time. The reporters are embarrassed!

As long as you don't feel embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

It's like telling a girl a erotic joke because you originally wanted to see her cute expression.

As a result, the girl made you blush as soon as she opened her mouth.

This was a wave of teasing by Wayne.

No way, I am not afraid of meeting someone who is desperate for my life, but I am afraid of meeting someone who is shameless.

This press conference could only end hastily.

After Wayne returned to the locker room, he thought about this so-called compensation task.

Then I discovered that it is not that simple to complete.

Although KD is still in his infancy, he has an advantage, that is, he can roam at will!

As a rookie, KD averaged nearly 20 shots per game this season.

Basically, it can be said that the entire Sonics will be left to Durant alone, and Durant will still be criticized if he doesn't.

People say that the sharpshooters in the army are fed with bullets.

As for Durant, the Sonics hope to use their shooting rights to create a super scorer.

Durant is indeed doing well. So far in his rookie season, he is averaging 20 points per game. Except for the poor three-point shooting, the offensive efficiency is pretty good.

Far ahead of other rookies in the same class in scoring.

Moreover, there are endless performances of 30+ points in a single game. There have been five games in which individuals have scored more than 30 points.

If Wayne remembers correctly, KD even had a 40+ performance in a single game during his rookie season.

This is fucked up.

If Durant is forced to score 40 points on Christmas Day, Wayne will have to score more than 50 points to complete the task!

Even for Wayne now, 50 in a single game is a mysterious territory he has never explored.

Therefore, this task seems very simple, but it is actually quite difficult.

Just like Kobe's mission, I thought it was a long or short mission, but it turned out to be both long and smelly!

It seems that in the Christmas game, Wayne must put aside his usual majestic, friendly and affable face and teach Durant a good lesson.

Bodog: Why didn’t I feel that you were more generous, friendly and affable during my rookie season?

Nonsense, humans and animals don't mix.

The next day, the Trail Blazers experienced what the Lakers had just experienced.

All kinds of weird jokes, all kinds of putdowns, all kinds of being used as background.

Wayne has experienced everything Kobe has endured before.

But after experiencing it, Wayne said - it's just okay.

The main reason is that Wayne is not as narrow-minded as some people, and Wayne did not lose 1 million to AI.

In terms of misfortune, Wayne feels ashamed.

Wayne actually didn't touch Kobe's 1 million. All of it was donated in Kobe's name to build schools and basketball courts in mountainous areas of China.

Kobe also agreed with Wayne's approach.

but

Can the feeling be the same between what you donate and what you export? ?

This time, I am finally proud!

Kobe was always smiling when he trained the next day. Odangdang saw the old man laughing and smiled himself.

Tonight, it seems there is no need for extra practice.

My little baby, I won’t stop even if you shout until your throat breaks!

Odangdang was still thinking about how to arrange things with Kardashian tonight, but Kobe walked up to Odangdang and patted him on the shoulder.

"Lamar, today is really a day worth celebrating! So tonight, let's train him to make hundreds more three-pointers! The Blazers are nothing!"

Odom:? ? ?

"Are you happy too!?"

"I'm very happy"

"Hahahaha, that's good! I knew you weren't the kind of person who would give up easily!"

Kobe walked away laughing, while Odom was smiling on the outside but bleeding inside.

If he is beaten up by Wayne again next time, Odangdang can commit suicide in a matter of seconds.

The end of the Trail Blazers' winning streak also aroused the enthusiasm for the Christmas game.

When Iverson created that incredible miracle, everyone was discussing a question: "Can Kevin Durant also create a miracle?"

Well, if Durant beats Wayne, in addition to Portland fans, fans across the United States will probably cheer for Durant.

This kind of discussion can be said to accurately poke the G-spot of the beautiful Chinese fans, making them climax continuously.

In 2007, the Internet was already very developed. Although Twitter is still a niche thing, Facebook is not particularly popular yet.

But that doesn’t stop people from discussing the topic on various forums.

The basketball section of Reddit, also known as the American Tiger Fight, is a gathering place for such fans.

Wayne also likes to read the posts whenever he has something to do.

Today, while Wayne was surfing the Internet at home, he opened the hot topic post about himself and Durant.

Then, Wayne discovered that under every post related to this topic, there was an enthusiastic netizen frantically speaking for Durant.

"It's certainly possible for KD to beat Wayne. He's already one of the best scorers in the league."

"Durant's style of play was greatly influenced by Wayne, so he knows how to deal with a guy similar to himself."

"KD and Wayne are about the same height and equally fast. So, it's really hard to tell the outcome of this matchup."

It stands to reason that it is normal for Durant to be defended by his fans, but almost every post has the same person praising Durant in different ways.

Wayne then silently replied: "You are not Durant Bendu, are you?"

Then Wayne got no response.

This passionate Durant fan was keen to reply to everyone, but did not reply to Wayne.

Wayne understood instantly.

Du Xiaoshuai, Du Xiaoshuai, is indeed the number one keyboard warrior in the beautiful country!

It turns out that I have learned this kind of off-board move so early!

It seems that in your heart, your brother Wei is not taken seriously!

It doesn't matter, you'll be well-behaved after being educated once.

Don't worry, for you, just use basketball to educate you.

Durant, who was far away in Seattle, covered his chest and gasped for air!

"Oh my God, I almost got recognized! No, I should have been overly worried. Also, how could anyone think that Kevin Durant has a trumpet?

Without further ado, go online and see if there are any photos of pretty girls.

Like it! "

What did Kobe say?

oh.

Temperament is no longer a matter of control, it is directly a monopoly.

The Christmas Day battle between Wayne and Durant is starting to get heated up.

Coupled with the help of Boss Si and the crazy advertising on TV, this Christmas war is off to a good start.

The ability to attract money depends on Godway!

Chinese fans were looking forward to the confrontation between Yao Ming and O'Neal, and American fans were looking forward to the battle between Durant and Wayne.

Therefore, Durant and Wayne themselves will inevitably be asked questions about each other by reporters.

"Wei is someone I have always learned from. I am looking forward to playing against him. I will work hard to give the fans a wonderful game!"

Well, Du Shubao is very low-key and well-behaved in public.

Before leaving the Thunder, Durant's personality had always been low-key, reserved, and taciturn.

At that time, if the guy in the sewer was the Thunder's fire, then KD was the Thunder's ice.

It wasn't until the trumpet incident was exposed and he left the Thunder that people discovered that Durant was actually not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Some people may appear to be well-behaved on the surface, but in reality they are very sinister!

When Wayne talked about Durant, he also said a lot of beautiful things: "I like to play against young people the most, so I can improve my statistics, and I seem to have become younger.

KD is a great player, I have watched a lot of his games, and he is an amazing scorer.

I just don’t know if Durant likes going on Reddit. "

Wayne's last words left most people scratching their heads.

For those who didn’t know, I thought Wayne was advertising softly on Reddit.

But Durant was shocked when he heard this.

Shouldn't it be exposed?

That night, when Wayne went online again, he found that Du Fan, who was still very active yesterday, had stopped speaking.

Well, the Durant trumpet incident seems to be a stone hammer!

Du Fen is Xiao Du, and Xiao Du is Du Fen!

Although Durant did not participate continuously, the rhythm has been picked up.

On that day, some netizens posted a poll to see who supported Wayne or KD more.

Then, Durant's approval rating reached 74%.

It seems that the success of AI has made the fans of the beautiful country go crazy.

It doesn't matter, Wayne has an obligation to keep everyone awake.

But before playing KD, Wayne still has an important task to complete.

In the game before the Christmas game, the Trail Blazers and Nuggets will meet again.

This time, Wayne promises, he will smash the gold nugget to pieces!

The third update in the middle of the night...well, the second update is here. Today’s total is 9k+. According to Webster’s rounding, that’s 10,000, hum! Okay, I'm really sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.

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