I am Really an Insider

Seeing Wayne knock down Pachulia with one punch, Trail Blazers fans were both happy and sad.

The two heavens of ice and fire.

I am happy because Wayne has dealt with another scumbag. If Godway takes action, there will be no way he can get through it easily.

Within half an hour, the photo of Pachulia being beaten and crying will surely spread around the world via the Internet.

It’s fun to think about it!

But I’m sad because Wei Ge is about to be suspended again!

Half a month ago, the bookmaker just opened an interesting bet - whether Wayne can avoid being suspended for the entire season.

At that time, many fans bought the "can" option, because Wayne has not had any conflicts with anyone except the first game with the Celtics this season.

As a result, Wayne broke through not long after the game started.

It is impossible to have perfect attendance, and it is impossible to have perfect attendance in this life.

Although you won't be seriously injured, you will get banned for fighting.

In the CCTV studio, Director Zhang and Yu Jia were stunned, not knowing what to say.

You want to say that we played well, but it would be inappropriate to say that in China.

You want to condemn Wayne, but you can't do it. Then again, in some ways, Wayne did nothing wrong.

In the end, it was Director Zhang who came to the rescue - Pachulia actually wanted to head-butt Wayne, so bad!

Zaza:? ? ?

Am I going to bump Wayne’s fist with my head? ?

Can speak human language! ?

After Wayne helped his sister-in-law walk into the tunnel, Zaza also held her nose and walked into the tunnel crying.

As he walked, he punched Horford on the shoulder: "How could he bully people like this, woo woo! Tell me about Al, how can he bully people like this? There is no justice, no king's law, woo woo! Woo"

Horford had a look of disgust on his face, "Damn it, you're a grown man, what do you mean by crying against me?"

Don't make such a girly voice!

Believe it or not, I will straighten your nose! ?

The team doctor was shocked when he saw his nose pricked. This is an injury that usually only occurs in the fighting field!

For Wayne, the workplace is like a battlefield, and the basketball court is like a fighting arena!

You are only allowed to lock your arms, and I am not allowed to hit the ground with my fists to maintain justice?

The Trail Blazers suddenly lost Sister-in-law and Wayne, and there is no doubt that the strength of the lineup will be greatly reduced.

But Pao'er has now entered violent mode. If Wayne hadn't moved too fast, Pao'er would have jumped up and smashed Zaza's knees.

Under the leadership of Manic Paoer, the remaining Trail Blazers still defeated the Eagles.

But after the game, neither the players nor the fans cared much about the result.

What they were more concerned about at this time was the situation of Wayne, his sister-in-law and Zaza.

Pao'er rushed into the locker room immediately after the game and found that Wayne was the only one left and his sister-in-law had disappeared.

"Where's Gaso?"

"Went to the hospital." Wayne replied softly.

"Hell, you don't have to deal with this kind of thing yourself in the future, it's me!" Mickey also followed into the locker room. He was unwilling to give in!

When he just saw his sister-in-law's arm being removed, Milicic was ready to rush to the sea and beat Pachulia.

After all, they were all martial arts masters, and Milicic was also in high spirits at the time.

Moreover, Milicic, who is already a member of the security team, also has the obligation to do the dirty work for Wayne.

Well, Milicic has also been interviewed by Patterson, who told him that no one can touch a hair of Wayne on the court. Of course, other teammates must also be protected.

As a result, Milicic became a glorious member of the security team.

A member who is more powerful than both captains.

Since his appointment, Mitch has been looking for opportunities to perform well.

As a result, I finally caught the opportunity today, but Wayne took the lead.

Mitch was about to rush onto the court when he saw Wayne knocking down Zaza with a lightning-fast punch.

Wayne looked at Milicic and Pao'er and smiled slightly: "It's okay, you guys are almost ineffective."

On the other side, in the Eagles' locker room, there was a howl like a killing pig.

The Eagles' team doctor decided to reset Pachulia's crooked nose first and then send him to the hospital for examination.

Resetting a crooked nose is actually very simple, just push the interrupted part back directly.

There's only one drawback to this reset method - it's damn painful.

So, when the team doctor reset Pachulia's nose, Zaza couldn't help but scream.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch~"

The sounds of pig slaughtering and dog howling were heard together, and the air inside and outside the locker room was filled with happy and heavy air.

Pachulia was really scared. Wayne was really indiscriminate in forcing him!

How could anyone just hit someone's nose crooked!

Tomjanovich: Beat your brains out to find out?

At this time, Pachulia found that his teammates were whispering.

I can still vaguely hear my name.

Zaza quickly took out her mobile phone to surf the Internet.

Well, it’s on fire.

After five seasons in the league, Zaza Pachulia finally became popular.

Now, the whole Internet is filled with photos of him being beaten to tears and having his nose crooked!

With these two photos, Zaza can establish his status as the number one basketball player in Georgia!

Zaza leaned against the locker, wanting to cry but without tears.

Is this what you get for pissing off Wayne?

Photos of Zaza went viral on the Internet, and because of his unique S-shaped nose, Wayne also got a new nickname - plastic surgeon.

That night, many friends called Wayne.

Including Kobe, who has had a cold war with Wayne for a long time.

"Wayne, you must be suspended again!" Kobe asked as soon as the call was answered.

"Why do you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? I have become a good person."

"What innocence? It's spread all over the Internet, you hung Pachulia and beat her!"

"If you beat someone like a scumbag while hanging, can that be called a beating?"

"Hahahahaha, I don't think you will be able to play 82 full games in this life. But you did play well, plastic surgeon! I really hope you are suspended for a few more games! No, I really hope you are okay, ha. Hahahaha! Hang up, hang up!"

"Oh no!" Wayne was speechless. He was talking about why Kobe was so happy.

It turns out that I am happy because I am going to be suspended!

You are such a bitch!

However, Wayne himself was a little speechless. He thought he would be able to play 82 games with perfect attendance this year after not being suspended for half a season.

The first game of the season against the Celtics was like that. Wayne was not even suspended, and he was about to turn around.

I didn’t expect that I wouldn’t be able to overcome this hurdle!

It's all Pachulia's fault, he deserves a beating!

Wayne didn't think too much just now, he just wanted to teach Pachulia a lesson.

It's better now, perfect attendance is gone again.

That night, Gasol left Atlanta with his teammates after receiving basic treatment.

My sister-in-law's arm was dislocated and has been reset.

But even then, the pain can last for several days.

In Wayne's previous life, he had seen Kobe dislocate his finger and then break it back to continue playing, and Rondo's dislocated arm and then break it back and continue playing.

But in fact, it’s not that if you break it off, everything will be gone, it’s that they can really endure it!

His sister-in-law said she could beat him if she forced him to, but McMillan didn't want to take the chance.

Therefore, my sister-in-law will definitely have to take turns in the next few games.

As for Wayne

It's not up to McMillan to decide how many games he wants to rest.

As a result, the next day, Wayne found that he who beat the person was not angry, but Pachulia who was beaten was really angry!

He can be called the first person to become famous in the NBA after being beaten!

The image of him crying on the court with his nose crooked was widely shared by netizens.

It quite meant to make Jordan cry.jpg.

Pachulia is really famous. Although he has played in the league for five years, Zaza is still an unknown player.

Many fans only know that there is such a number one figure, and basically know nothing about him other than that.

Now, Pachulia's "Cry-Baby Boy" persona has been established.

Moreover, it is also very popular.

How fresh!

Fans have seen people running away from fights, people fighting and retreating, and people beating their brains out.

But being beaten to tears was really the first time in history.

Nash didn't cry when his nose was broken.

Carter didn't cry when he was stepped on.

When Wayne's eyebrow bone was fractured, he didn't even frown.

And Pachulia cried on the spot!

Wayne can always bring something new to the fans, first one-on-five, then kicking the coach, beating Bowen rough, and making Boozer stretch his crotch.

Fans love to watch it!

Now, we bring you a new masterpiece - Beat Cry Zaza!

T.N.T.'s No. 1 player Sir Alex Barbaro said bluntly: "Zaza Pachulia is the first player I have ever seen who was beaten to tears on the basketball court. When the regular season is over, I may give him a cry for life." Achievement Award.

That’s okay, I’m willing to pay out of my own pocket to make the trophy! "

Pachulia already wants to die. Can you have some sympathy?

I've been beaten like this, and you still laugh at me? Making fun of me?

Indeed, although Pachulia was beaten a bit badly, almost no one except Atlanta fans sympathized with him, and they even thought that Wayne's punch was good.

Public opinion was overwhelmingly in favor of Wayne.

We are not blind. Maybe no one knew about the dirty things you did like Pachulia before. But why did you get beaten up this time, and why did you have no idea?

You cry and you M!

You deserve to be beaten!

Just like Bowen was crippled last time, Wayne's "atrocities" actually won the audience's approval.

The NBA also officially announced its decision to suspend Wayne, fining him 5,000 and suspending him for five games, which will be implemented immediately!

Pachulia thought it was unfair. My nose was beaten into an S shape, but Wayne was suspended for five games?

What's enough for five games?

Even Wayne feels humiliated, so he is suspended for five games?

Is it you, Stern, who is drifting off, or do you think I, Godway, will not go under the knife?

Is there any time before that Wayne, I, didn’t start 10 games without a cap?

Logically speaking, if you beat someone like this, you should be banned for seven or eight games, if not ten games.

This kind of behavior of yours shows that you have no regard for the people of Pachulia!

In this case, forget it, just five games.

If Pachulia's nose can be crooked in five games, then if Pachulia dares to mess up again next time, Wayne will tell the referee: "You stay where you are and don't move around. I'll fight 15 games first." "

When Pachulia was interviewed in the afternoon, her nose was wrapped in thick gauze, as if she had just undergone a plastic surgery.

Oh, it doesn’t seem like it, it’s true that I just had a plastic surgery.

It was the dean who did it himself.

In front of reporters, Pachulia strongly criticized Wayne's behavior and hoped that the league could handle it with caution: "A bad player like Wei is not qualified to be an All-Star.

He is the worst face of the league I have ever seen! "

Pachulia's tough attitude was just to make this matter bigger and to put pressure on the league to impose additional penalties on Wayne.

Sure enough, in the evening, the league officials urgently announced a decision to impose additional penalties.

Pachulia smiled happily, why do you mean a crying child gets candy?

I cry, make trouble, and hang myself, but I don't believe you Wayne can get away easily!

As a result, Pachulia turned on the news and was dumbfounded.

This additional punishment is not punished by Wayne, but by Pachulia herself!

"After repeated studies, Hawks player Zaza Pachulia used illegal actions against Trail Blazers player Pau Gasol during the game. Therefore, the league decided to ban Pachulia for three games and fine him US$2,000."

"Ah this!?" Pachulia's mouth twitched twice.

WTF! ?

I was beaten and I will be suspended! ?

Well, originally the alliance didn't plan to punish Pachulia anymore because he was beaten into a pig's head.

Just pretend that Wayne has punished Pachulia on behalf of the league.

But Pachulia questioned the league's facade, and Boss Si was unhappy.

Are you teaching me how to do something? Is it okay if I don’t want a chicken bitch?

Wayne is one of the faces of the league, and Stern originally wanted to minimize the impact of Wayne's beating.

Oh, but in the end, you, Pachulia, didn’t pick up the pot and went against the labor and management?

OK, then I'll show you the power behind the scenes!

Stern was so angry that he decided to punish Pachulia as well!

Anyway, he was the one who was dirty in the first place, and the league's punishment was justified and convincing.

Once the news was announced, the fans' reaction could be described as universal celebration.

This is what a just alliance should do!

Pachulia sat on the sofa in her living room and began to doubt life.

If you break your nose, you still have to lose money.

Is the cost of challenging Wayne so high now?

Nonsense, your family doesn’t pay for plastic surgery?

At the same time, the plastic surgeon Benn, another protagonist in this matter, was chatting with his agent.

The content of the chat was related to Nike.

It is said that after Wayne's plastic surgery was successful, Adidas took the opportunity to stir up trouble and quickly filmed a satirical advertisement for Nike.

In the advertisement, a well-behaved child immediately turned into a bad boy after putting on Nike sneakers. He bullied his classmates crazily in school and got into various fights.

The parents didn’t know what to do, so they decided to buy a pair of Adidas sneakers for their child on his birthday.

After putting on Adidas sneakers, the child's personality recovered instantly. At the end of the commercial, the family was having fun while the Nike sneakers were thrown into the trash can.

Well, this isn’t the first time Adinaike has filmed such an advert in which they are at odds with each other.

To be exact, it’s not just Adidas Nike.

Advertisements like this one are everywhere in the United States.

Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola are going to shoot a dark commercial about each other every three days, and it feels like they are trying to show off their feelings.

Apple once filmed an advertisement to ridicule the slow speed of other mobile phone systems.

This kind of mutual disparagement between competitors is very common.

But Adidas can be said to have moved quickly this time and kept up with current events.

Some Nike executives even felt that this commercial had been filmed a long time ago and they were just waiting for Wayne to hit someone!

Although Wayne hit people this time, most people thought it was to punish evil and promote good, it was a fist of justice, and it was Batman.

But just like in Batman comics, there are always some people who don't support Batman. Seeing such violent incidents happening on the court, I have to say that the impact is really not good.

Not all Nike users are basketball fans, and not all of them understand the situation.

If you see a player hitting someone on the court, and this person is also Nike's top spokesperson, the public will feel bad after all.

"Damn, it's so troublesome to hit someone now." Wayne also blamed himself a little. He didn't expect that if he got into a fight, it would have a bad impact on Nike.

Since Nike signed Wayne, its attitude towards Wayne is actually very good.

Last summer, he spent 300 million on a disagreement, and he was always polite to Wayne during the cooperation.

Many of Wayne's personal requests were also met.

For example, parents can get free sports shoes, donate sporting goods to some schools in China, and so on.

Nike never said a word no.

In the past, Wayne was not the face of Nike, so it didn't matter whether he fought or not.

But now, as one of Nike's biggest endorsers, everyone is waiting for Wayne to make a mistake.

This time it was a big or small trick, and Wayne really felt bad about it.

"It's okay, don't blame yourself too much."

"Hey, how about I give Nike an official apology?"

"No, really no. Because pfft!" Schwartz said, unable to help laughing.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"I guess Nike is not angry now, but actually very happy. Because they don't want Bilian to tell me. If you want to make up for your mistakes, you can consider participating in the dunk contest for them."

"I'll wipe it." Wayne was speechless. You guys really don't miss any opportunity!

Ma Dan, you guys have bad intentions when selling shoes.

"No, one code equals one code. I have never participated in this kind of competition, and I don't know how to compete at all. I don't know how to design moves. How about I win them a three-pointer? At most, I can participate again. Let’s take a skills challenge.

I really don’t know how to do the slam dunk contest! "Wayne was also helpless.

"It's okay, you don't need to think about those things. They gave me a script, and all the actions, performances and props in the dunk contest were designed for you.

Moreover, they are all designed according to the movements within your ability.

You should be able to complete these dunk moves. Schwartz said, handing a small notebook to Wayne.

Everyone in Wayne is dumbfounded. What about participating in a slam dunk contest and having a script?

Well, the war behind sneaker manufacturers is fierce.

Wayne shook his head and casually opened the script to look at Nike's design for the slam dunk contest.

As a result, Wayne, who was originally looking at it with disdain, became more and more interesting.

These designs seem a bit fun?

The most important thing is that Wayne felt that Nike's design might be able to defeat Howard's Superman dunk!

If you want to win this game, Wayne can talk to you.

Wayne accepted the script, then looked at Schwartz with a smile: "Well, I'll study it, study it."

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