I am Really an Insider

Popovich's stool is padded with a thick sponge cushion.

The old thief's butt is still hurting after being frightened by Lord Barker and falling down at the end of the second quarter.

It’s impossible to sit down without a thick, soft cushion!

This is not pain in the buttocks, but the sacrum of the buttocks, which was badly hit.

After all, he is an old man, and he is not as able to withstand being thrown around as he once was.

But if this happened to Barkley, he would definitely feel nothing.

After all, having a thick butt is also a gift.

After getting slapped on the butt, Popovich rarely stood up to call the shots during games.

At first, it was because it was inconvenient to stand up.

Every time I have to limp to the sidelines, then limp back and sit down.

Every time he sat down, the heartbreaking pain seemed to make old thief Vicki experience death.

So he simply didn't bother to stand up and shout.

Later in the game, Popovich didn't stand up not because his butt hurt too much, but because

This is no longer necessary.

At the end of the third quarter, the Spurs were already 31 points behind the Trail Blazers.

Tony and Paoluo teamed up to build a very scary perimeter defense. Wayne swept the mid-range, and Sister-in-law protected the frame.

After such a set-up, the Spurs were very uncomfortable when they played against the new Trail Blazers for the first time.

Well, don't look at it. Carlisle just replaced Uduka with Tony.

But under different defensive systems, the effect of changing one person is also very different.

At least for this game, the Trail Blazers' defense was indeed better than last season.

Stephen A is right again.

He has said before that the Trail Blazers' defense can reach its peak this season.

People can already predict how popular this fledgling ESPN commentator will be in the future.

Before the start of the season, people were questioning whether the contract the Trail Blazers gave Tony was too big and not worth it.

But in just one game, Tony put an end to that problem.

If you look at the shooting percentages of Manu, Parker, Finley and Mason, you will know whether I am worth the price.

Well, none of the Spurs' main forwards and defenders shot above 40% today.

Even if there is too much iron, there are still too many mistakes.

The Spurs didn't even know how many points they lost after they made a mistake and were counterattacked by the Trail Blazers.

The defense was locked down, and the Blazers were still firing on all cylinders under Carlisle's control on the offensive end.

Everyone has a chance to attack except Tony.

Oh, Tony actually doesn't have no offensive opportunities. The Spurs will give Tony a chance in every round.

but.

Tony won't even vote if he beats him to death!

Teacher Tony: You want to defraud me of 1,000 dollars again? No way!

In this way, the fourth quarter of the game completely turned into garbage time.

The two rookies, Jordan and Dragic, both went up to play.

The camera panned to the Trail Blazers' bench. Two Olympic champions, Wayne and Monkey King, were chatting happily.

Sister-in-law and Pao'er were happy and free.

Tony was still very passionate about stimulating the atmosphere of the scene.

The only thing that's a little strange is that there's a vacancy in the coaching position.

Jazz's debut as an NBA assistant coach was absolutely breathtaking, unique and unique!

The camera and everything went to the Spurs bench.

The lifeless Spurs players were in sharp contrast to the joy on the Trail Blazers side.

Popovich sat on a stool, looking uncomfortable.

It really hurts

"Beep~~~"

The electronic buzzer echoed through the ATT Center. After losing in the Western Conference semifinals last season, the Spurs finally lost to the Trail Blazers again.

Lao Dengtou performed well today, scoring 19 points, 11 rebounds and 2 blocks. He still got it in the fourth quarter without playing much.

This is very rookie.

But even so, the Spurs never had a chance.

Wayne scored 21 points, 8 rebounds, 5 assists and 3 blocks in the three quarters, looking as versatile as ever.

Facts have proved that even if Duncan joins the Dream Team, he may not be able to contain Wayne.

So, no matter how hard you hold it, you will be stunned!

Is it only after he retires that you won’t let him join the national team again? ?

104 to 77, the Trail Blazers finally won the game easily with a 27-point advantage.

In the first game of the new season, such a brutal score was achieved.

Spurs fans collectively: The Trail Blazers are nothing!

At the end of the game, Tony celebrated wildly on the court.

It had been a long, long time since he had experienced such a hearty victory.

Although he was with the Green Kai team last season, he also achieved first place in the Eastern Conference with the team.

But one thing is that being number one in the Eastern Conference has nothing to do with him.

He is just a soy sauce guy.

But this game made Tony regain his original feeling.

The feeling of winning after trying your best to torture the opponent.

This victory is really interesting if you have to win it yourself!

While the Blazers players were partying, the old Vitch limped off the court holding his buttocks.

It's really shameful to end up like this in front of everyone.

At this point, the three opening games of the 08-09 season are all over.

Three games, two of which went into garbage time.

In just one battle, the Trail Blazers and Lakers once again established the situation of the two heroes competing for hegemony this season.

Lukai:? ? ?

Me, and I, this is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

After the Trail Blazers returned to the locker room, Barkley rushed up and hugged everyone.

Well, Pao'er was the first one to walk into the locker room, and as soon as he entered, he was overwhelmed by Lord Baron.

He didn't bend down for five buckets of rice, but he was weighed down by an assistant coach weighing 300 kilograms.

Sir Bart didn't care about being ejected, he was just extremely happy about the victory.

After this, the inappropriate duo of Wayne and Tony went to a press conference together.

The two young men from Ohio State were on the same stage again when they were in college. As soon as they entered the door, they were blinded by the flashing lights.

Wayne and Tony sat together and smiled at each other.

This familiar feeling is really great!

"Wayne, what's the key to winning this game so easily?"

"We all played well and executed Coach Carlisle's tactics perfectly. It was an exciting win and hopefully we can keep it going."

"So Tony, what do you think about the fact that you only scored 5 points in the game today, but had 3 steals?"

After that, the reporter started looking for Mr. Tony, who had amazing statistics.

Well, Tony started for 28 minutes today and scored only 5 points, but also scored 4 rebounds and 3 steals.

And everyone who played against him was miserable.

“This number is normal because my numbers will probably be like this next season.

You know, the injury was a tough blow to me, especially when I was having the best season of my career.

But unfortunately, it happened, but it also made me who I am now. I will pay more attention to every ball now. I will do any thankless job and strive to become the glue of the team.

No matter what jersey I wear, I'm going to be proud of my defense, I'm going to aim for Defensive Player of the Year, and I'm not going to look back.

With the Trail Blazers, next to Wayne, that was my role, and it didn't matter to me how many points I scored. "

After Tony finished speaking, he looked at Wayne lovingly.

What do you mean you want Artest for?

That guy still has some power to take action, and his brain can't tell when it will short-circuit.

How good is my Tony?

You give me the ball and I don’t even shoot it, I just defend!

I am willing to be your Gao Dewei tool!

Coward:? ? ?

At the Trail Blazers' press conference, Tony's speech was so passionate.

At the Spurs press conference, the old thief Veach was so embarrassed.

"Pop, your team lost this game by almost 30 points. What happened? Why did the Spurs suddenly not play?"

As soon as the first reporter opened his mouth, he knew it was the old Gonghuo Master.

Wherever he was embarrassed, he would go there to talk.

"We just can't score, that's all." Popovich replied angrily, please hurry up, my butt hurts sitting on this hard bench!

"What do you think of ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith? He predicts almost everything before the game!"

"I don't know Stephen A, next question!"

The reporters looked at each other in shock. Today, the old thief Vicki is too lazy to get in!

That being the case

Then get some oil and salt!

"So what happened to that conflict between you and Charles Barkley? Why did you suddenly quarrel?

Why did you keep limping after the fall? "

Sure enough, when he talked about this, the old thief Vicky's eyes suddenly lit up!

Finally someone mentioned the evil deeds of that fat pig Buckley!

You must seize the opportunity to complain fiercely!

"Well, this friend asked me, Teacher Bo, what happened just now?

Ouch! Just now, that young man was in his forties and weighed more than 150 kilograms.

During the game, he said to me, hey, you old man, what are you beeping about? Where was the foul on that shot just now?

Also, am I here to mix rings? If you have the guts, say it again.

He insisted on me saying it again.

I said yes.

I said you didn't comment well on the TV station, and you came to the Trail Blazers just to get the ring. When mixing rings, you must have a strong sense in mind, and don't make arbitrary comments on the game.

Those results you had in the past are not useful now.

He was not convinced, so he rushed over and wanted to hit me.

I said it's useless, you can't scare me!

Even though you weigh more than 300 pounds, you can't even hold one of my fingers, ha!

He insisted on trying it with me, and I said yes. Hey, he stood up as soon as I finished saying that, so fast!

Then there was a lot of teasing and all kinds of abuse, but I held it all back! Didn't talk to him much.

Anyway, I just stopped talking, because at this time, according to traditional rules, he was already angry, which meant that he had been criticized by me.

If I spray him really hard, I can spray his nose crooked!

But he was still aggressive, and he was about to hit me in the face with his left jab. Oh, I was so big. I didn't dodge, so I tripped and fell to the ground. I shed tears and covered my eyes and butt. I said Tingting!

I said, young man, you don’t have martial ethics!

This young man has no martial ethics, come on, lie! Come on, sneak attack! My sixty-year-old comrade.

Is this good? This is not good!

I advise this young man to stop thinking and reflect, and not to make such a clever move again in the future!

We must value peace and practice martial ethics!

That's it, thank you friends! "

Popovich spoke with great joy on the stage, describing the scene just now so vividly.

The reporters below were dumbfounded.

no

Damn it.

You were just so frightened that you fell down.

You can actually tell so many nonsense things! ?

Damn it, it’s yours!

No wonder Bowen can explain everything black to you.

Your skills for talking nonsense are maxed out!

The reporters all called him "good guy, you old thief Vicki is really a talent."

Although the old thief Vicki spoke plausibly at the press conference, at the end of the press conference, he still had to hold his butt and limp away.

What a miserable old thief.

After this game, Popovich and the Spurs were completely on fire.

Times have changed!

If this kind of thing happened in the past, fans would just laugh it off at most.

But now, the scene of Popovich falling has become the fodder for a ghost video.

The Spurs' defeat of the Trail Blazers also made Stephen A very popular.

"I told you a long time ago, don't you believe it! The Trail Blazers and Spurs this season are not on the same level!

The Spurs need a perimeter core, a true perimeter core. Not like Tony Parker, but an outside core that integrates offense and defense!

Otherwise, they wouldn't have been able to win the championship all these years! "

The next day, Stephen A. Smith's morning show exploded in the ratings.

Relying on this wave, Stephen A may become famous earlier than the original history.

That afternoon, the league also announced the punishment for Barkley.

Because of his bad attitude during the game and his disobedience to the referee's dissuasion, the league suspended Jazz for three games.

Kenny Smith: I burst out laughing!

"Master, this is a master! Ordinary people, he can't do this! I admit, I underestimated Barkley too much. I didn't expect that he would be suspended after coaching the first game, hahahaha!"

Kenny Smith is really happy. Can Barkley coach for 50 games this season?

The assistant coach was suspended. This is the first time I heard about it!

Buckley said he had no regrets.

“I don’t let anyone’s nonsense affect the game and it turns out my decisions have helped the team.

We beat the Spurs by almost 30 points, which we couldn't get by messing around! "

Not only did Lord Bar have no regrets, he was even more aggressive.

Just expose Popovich’s scars again and again!

It's all about having fun, but the strength displayed by the Trail Blazers in the first game still makes every team in the league very fearful.

He casually beat the Spurs by almost 30 points. What kind of fighting ability did he have to do this?

At this time, people are discussing a question - can the Trail Blazers break the crazy record set by the Lakers last season? ?

Well, last season the Lakers had two records in the regular season that were unmatched.

One is 19 consecutive wins in a single season, and the other is 70 wins in a single season.

These two records are very important even if taken alone, let alone catching them all in one season.

And looking at the Blazers' momentum this season, they might be able to touch these two records.

Since it is revenge, of course it must be more thorough.

This incident sparked heated debate, but most people were not optimistic about it.

"There are only two 70-win games in NBA history, one with the Bulls and one with the Lakers. If 70 wins is so easy to win, why have there been only two now?"

"Beyond 19 consecutive wins? Come on, that's impossible. The Trail Blazers didn't bring in any star players this summer. They performed really well in the opening game, but that doesn't mean they can achieve the dominance of the Lakers. "

"Let's wait until the Trail Blazers can beat the Lakers before we surpass them."

Kobe looked at the reaction of fans online and smiled with satisfaction.

It seems that most people still know how powerful I am as a stingy Mamba!

Don't think that just because you win an Olympic championship, you'll be great in the NBA!

That night, the second day of the regular season, all 24 teams that did not play in the opening game showed up and showed their style this season.

The Pacers defeated the Pistons with Roy's 33 points, and the Pacers' rise has begun.

The Warriors defeated the Hornets. Kevin Love scored 12 points efficiently in his debut. The performance made LOGO Man very satisfied.

The Nets defeated the Bulls in their first show. The UAE scored 17 points, the second-highest score on the team after Carter!

Chinese fans cheered for joy. The UAE was even happier playing in the Nets!

The most unexpected thing of all the games on the second day was that Mosaic actually beat the Memphis Grizzlies by 11 points!

Last season, it was the Grizzlies that knocked Mosaic out of the playoffs.

I thought that after Marcia landed in the NBA this year, Mosaic would have no way to defeat the Grizzlies.

However, Shaq scored 21 points and 10 rebounds like a flashback, and Tracy Wang also scored 25 points.

Houston fans shouted, our duo is finally showing its power!

Together we will return to the championship ranks!

Well, it’s an old traditional performance in Houston.

I feel like I can do it again.

The Mosaic team's opponent in the next game happens to be the Trail Blazers.

After the game, Shaq also smiled and answered reporters: "Tracy and I are both in good physical condition this year. As long as we stay healthy, I think we have the ability to compete with top teams like the Trail Blazers. I will definitely play for Houston." Win the championship trophy!”

Well, Shaq originally said the same thing when he joined the Suns.

As a result, I never had a crown for the rest of my life.

So just listen.

Although fans all know that Shaq is bragging, but with a healthy Shark + scoring champion, against the Trail Blazers, this game is still very interesting to watch!

At least it won't be as useless as the Spurs!

result

"Oh my god, why isn't the game over yet? I'm already falling asleep. After three quarters, the game is no longer suspenseful!"

Rose Garden, home of the Trail Blazers, Bill Walton yawned all day long.

The game between Mosaic and the Trail Blazers did not meet the fans' expectations at all.

Now it's not easy for Shaq to score against his sister-in-law.

The first half was fine, but in the second half it wilted after I got tired.

But Adelman let Shaq play for 41 minutes, and the fat shark couldn't swim at all in the second half.

Trish performed well today, scoring 30 points on 11-of-23 shooting.

Well, Teacher Tony’s defense isn’t invincible either.

A healthy Trish is indeed a formidable scorer.

But it was of no use. When Shaq misfired, the Mosaic team had no second player who could stand up.

The second-year Scola did play well and was able to score 11 points under Wei Ge's defense.

Wei Ge admitted that Scola's inside steps once made him a little confused.

But the price is.

An angry Wei Ge scored 33 points on Scola's head.

What?

Isn’t 33 points too much?

Brother, Wayne played for three minutes in the fourth quarter and then withdrew.

It's equivalent to scoring 33 points in a little more than three quarters, what else?

Just like the opener, the entire fourth quarter of the game was garbage time.

The worst thing is that Adelman refused to come on the bench during garbage time, once narrowing the point difference to 15 points.

Therefore, Carlisle could only bring up the main lineup again and beat Mosaic again.

109 to 88, Mosaic defeated Rose Garden by 21 points in the end.

Mosaic fans: Call the Houston base, call the Houston base. The rocket that just took off...it fell again!

Shaq hugged Wayne after the game, with a look of helplessness on his face: "Weidi, Brother Shaq said that just as a joke before the game. Why did you take it seriously?"

Shaq sighed as he watched Wayne dominate the league while he could only take a beating.

His era has really passed.

Now, it's Wayne and Kobe who divide the world.

Lukai: Are you ignoring me again?

Before finally leaving, Shaq patted Wayne's shoulder meaningfully: "No matter what, we can't let Kobe win! Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"

Well, although his own era has passed, Shaq still will not let Kobe surpass him!

Wayne looked at Shaq's huge body and smiled.

At this point, the Trail Blazers have started the new season with a two-game winning streak.

Moreover, both games were big wins!

Those who were clamoring that the Blazers could not play better than the Lakers couldn't help but tremble in their hearts.

This year's Blazers, I really don't know where their upper limit is.

I’m offering 1.1W today, I beg for monthly votes every day~