I am Really an Insider

"Tony, can you stop dangling in front of me? I'm busy with something very important right now! Even if you want to dawdle in front of me, you have to put on your pants first!"

Wayne covered his forehead. Although this elephant performance has become a reserved item in the Trail Blazers locker room.

But no matter how long this kind of thing exists, it is still impossible to look directly at it!

"Ah hahaha, I'm sorry, I just wanted to wait for my body to dry before I put on my clothes."

"What the hell is your reason?"

Wayne shook his head, then opened the system interface and clicked on the lottery package.

This time it was a special move instead of a badge that popped up, and Wayne's anus tightened.

Could this be a six-step layup? ?

If you have this plus my Middle Eastern style of breakthrough play, it will be unparalleled in the world.

As a result, after a flash of white light, Di Wei's avatar popped out.

It is a special move from South Coast Bee King.

"Special moves: Serious. Repeated horizontal jumps (Bronze)."

Wayne:.

What a mess. What the hell is that repeated horizontal jump?

I have no use for it!

"Effect: When performing the Euro-step in a game, the speed of change of direction is slightly increased, and the take-off height for layups and dunks after the Euro-step is slightly increased."

Oh, this is called serious repeated horizontal jumping.

Then why don't you just talk about Wade's confusion?

God jumped sideways repeatedly.

Although the name of this special move is a bit retarded, it is one of the few serious special moves equipped by Wayne.

Talk about it.

What were the special moves Wayne used to equip?

Malone's Iron Elbow, Duncan's Hair Removal Hand, and Uncle Mu's Happy Finger.

It’s not that I want to play improperly, it’s because I have these things that force me to play improperly!

In other words, only Chairman Yao's hook and today's repeated horizontal jumps can be regarded as serious basketball skills.

However, it is rare to have serious basketball skills, but it has such a ridiculous name.

Well, you are right to say that the European step involves repeated horizontal jumps.

But to be honest, Di Wei's Mi Zong Bu is really Liu Bi.

At his peak, Di Wei was extremely fast, so he could often stun opponents with his European step in a flash of lightning. Hard Te was his most famous victim.

After he retired, the Hard Special once talked about the experience of being knocked around by Wade's Euro-step. The Hard Special used one sentence to comment: "Go to that stinky Euro-step!"

Later in his career, Wei, who had lost most of his athletic ability, was still able to use the European step technique with excellent rhythm changes.

In fact, whether it is Ginobili's snake-shaped breakthrough or Wade's wandering step, they are actually just European steps.

But being able to get people to give it a special name is enough to show how superbly they use this skill.

European step, Wayne basically didn't use this thing before.

But now with this special move, Wayne has enriched his arsenal.

Taking huge strides, waving long arms, and drastically changing directions among the crowd, the key is to have speed and bounce bonuses.

The picture is beautiful just thinking about it.

Well, in the future, when you break through with the ball, you no longer need to simply and roughly dunk the opponent. You can also do something civilized like the European step.

Listen, is this human language?

European step buckle, is it not a buckle?

After contentedly accepting this move with an informal name but a serious effect, the battle against the Big Three came to a perfect end.

The Trail Blazers beat the Heat's Big Three by 18 points, which was enough for Portland fans to comfortably go online and mock the Miamians.

In fact, not just Portland fans, many fans are jumping for joy tonight.

There are many Heat fans, but there are especially many anti-fans.

After all, everyone hates the rich. You have formed such a brilliant lineup, and there are many more people who want to see you overturn than who want to see you succeed.

Moreover, Mousse's series of operations last summer indeed made him gain countless followers - all of which were negative followers.

This season, not only Cavaliers fans want to see the Heat overturn, but many neutral fans also want to see the Heat overturn.

Therefore, Wayne's big victory today is what everyone expected.

Well, Wayne, who has always been a villain, has never been so positive.

Tonight, Heat fans and fans of other teams are destined to fight with keyboards online until dawn.

Wayne's huge victory over the Heat also made his popularity soar.

In the subsequently announced first-round All-Star voting results, Wayne ranked second, second only to Nacha, who had just won the championship and was at the peak of his popularity.

The current popularity of Naochi is indeed quite high. Although there are no consecutive championships, being able to win two championships after Shaq left can be regarded as a rise in Nacha's historical status.

And because he is on the same team as Chairman Yao, Laochi's popularity in China is higher than in the original history!

Therefore, in the All-Star voting, Naochi can be said to be a perfect match.

He occupies the Chinese market, he also occupies the American market, and the votes explode.

The person who ranked third in the first round of voting was Chairman Yao.

Because Chairman Yao announced last summer that this would be his last season.

So this is also Chairman Yao's last All-Star.

With such a sentimental bonus, Chairman Yao's votes are almost the same as Wayne's, and it is very likely that he will surpass Wayne in the future.

Wayne's position as the top vote-getter is very dangerous this year.

But Wayne doesn't care about the label of vote winner now. He's had it for so many years, so what's wrong with giving it to someone else?

If Naochi and Yao Ming want it, then take it.

We are all brothers, don't be polite.

But let me declare in advance that I can give away the votes to the winner, but I will not give away the championship for free!

Although Chairman Yao is retiring, I will still compete with you!

My brothers will settle the score!

As for Mou Si and Di Wei, although their votes are outstanding in the East, compared with Najia, Chairman Yao and Wayne, they are a bit out of place.

The popularity was completely crushed.

However, the biggest headache for Stern in this year's All-Star voting is not that the popularity of Mousse and Wei Wei is lower than expected, but that in the Eastern Conference, the center doesn't know what to do!

After Howard traveled west, the Eastern Conference simply couldn't select a qualified All-Star starting center.

Currently, the top center in voting in the Eastern Conference is Shaq, who averages 9.2 points and 4.8 rebounds per game.

As a historical giant, Shaq is naturally very popular and has enough status.

But there is one thing to say, with his current strength it is indeed difficult to reach the level of an All-Star starter.

And what about Shaq?

Noah, who averaged a double-double per game, has indeed performed well this season, but he also cannot afford to be an All-Star starter.

Further down the line, Horford, who averages 15+9 per game for the Hawks, seems a bit unqualified to be an All-Star starter.

Look at one more person below, good guy, Bodog!

It's not that I look down on Bodog, but if you want to be an All-Star starter, you must at least be a human being.

If Howard is still there, then it doesn't matter if Noah, Horford or even Shaq come as All-Star substitutes.

But now there are only these few. If you want to let them be the starters, no one is suitable.

Stern was embarrassed. Originally, he had high hopes for Thabeet, thinking that you would be the one to support him at the No. 5 spot in the Eastern Conference.

But Thabeet this season.

Averaging 1.2 points and 1.7 rebounds per game, he often hangs out in the Development League.

The Magic management was furious. If they had known that Thabeet was like this, they would have asked for something wrong.

Stern is worried, and this situation is not just this year.

It will be necessary every year from now on.

The fact is, eating shit.

In today's league, it is difficult to find a serious All-Star starting center.

Shaq just doesn't have enough strength, so he'll have to fill in the gaps. But what if Shaq retires? There is not even anyone who can rely on fame.

Therefore, Stern and Joke are discussing to simply eliminate the center position from the All-Star voting next season.

The voting was directly changed to two backcourts and three frontcourts, with the center included in the frontcourt players.

The All-Star Game is just for fun. What's the point if you can't bring fans' favorite stars together?

Now forcing fans to choose some low-popular centers is a bit counterproductive. Therefore, it is better to cancel it altogether and allow some more popular No. 4 players to enter the starting lineup.

The joke was applauded, and he also reminded Stern: "I have already prepared the new All-Star voting rules I told you last time. Maybe we can launch it next year together with the policy of eliminating the center position. !”

"New voting rules?" Boss Si looked confused and took a look at the joke plan.

I immediately took two antihypertensive pills.

In order to ensure the fairness of the All-Star voting, Joke made an extremely complicated formula.

First, the voting rights are split into fan voting, player voting and media voting, accounting for 50%, 25% and 25% respectively.

The combined player score of the three determines whether a player is qualified to enter the All-Star starting lineup.

The specific formula is: player score = (fan voting division position ranking X2 + media voting division position ranking + player voting division position ranking) divided by 4.

The player with the lower final score will be ranked higher.

In this way, it is guaranteed that the players selected into the starting lineup become "controllable".

To put it bluntly, the league can theoretically PY out whoever it wants to support or not.

This can prevent some ragtag players from entering the All-Star starting lineup, and can also prevent Yao Ming from happening again in his rookie season when he squeezed out Shaq, the league's number one center.

But again, this is on the opposite side of the fans.

Because players that fans like will most likely not appear in the All-Star starting lineup.

Calculated according to this joke formula, one media vote can be worth hundreds of thousands of fan votes.

Although the lineup selected in this way may be more reasonable, but for the All-Star Game, do you think it is reasonable for me?

It was really unreasonable for Yao Ming to squeeze out Shaq and become the All-Star starting center. But so what? Is Shaq missing a piece of meat?

What the NBA has gained is an unprecedented overseas market!

The foundation of the league is the fans. Since the All-Star Game is a festival for fans, the decision-making power must be left to the fans.

No matter how little they know about football, as long as they can see their favorite stars in the All-Star Game, they are willing to pay.

The selection of substitutes will be decided by professionals to prevent capable players from missing the All-Star Game due to poor popularity. The NBA has been doing this for so many years without any major problems.

This rule of a joke is equivalent to letting professionals intervene in the selection of the All-Star starting lineup, and it must be ranked in a ranking.

It's called reasonable, but in the final analysis, isn't it just to ensure that the person you want to promote becomes an All-Star starter?

It's hard to say whether a player like Wayne, who has a thorn in his side, can continue to be a starter year after year under these rules.

Stern smiled and nodded, saying that he needed to study it carefully.

But after the joke left, Stern silently replied in his heart: "At least when I was still the president, this kind of rule against the fans was impossible to implement."

Instead of thinking about this

How about thinking about this summer’s labor negotiations!

If the current situation continues, next season may not be shortened and suspended.

Where do you have the time to worry about All-Star voting?

The discussion of All-Star voting remains hot, and the progress of the regular season continues.

After beating the Heat, Wayne dealt with another Eastern Conference powerhouse, the Knicks, at home.

The little bully who has already reached the third level has one feeling after today's game - Ye Qing is back!

Wayne defended him and made 9 of 23 shots in the game, with a shooting percentage of only 39.1%.

Although he scored 23 points, the high score obtained by stacking shots does not mean much.

Stoudemire felt as if he had returned to his youth, the night when he was beside Nash and was tortured to death by Wei Ge.

After so many years, Wei Ge still hasn’t changed.

I miss you so much~

Before we know it, everyone is getting old.

After so many years, I still can’t beat him even if he should be defeated!

Wayne easily scored 26 points, including a European-step layup against Stoudemire in the third quarter.

At that time, the original words of the on-site commentator were: "Amare is like a wooden stake!"

That's right, Stoudemire was stunned when Wayne was rubbing his move.

What the hell, is Wayne even able to do this now?

Wayne's sharp arc change of direction allowed him to pass Stoudemire like a wooden post and easily layup.

The final result was 100 to 86, and the Knicks walked away peacefully.

It can be seen that Stoudemire was a little unconvinced after the game.

But Wayne is not the kind of person who bullies honest people.

It doesn't matter, you can shake people and call that guy from Denver.

You're a good guy. If you make an appointment next time, I, Gao Dewei, can handle you as well!

After beating the Knicks and facing the Suns, the Trail Blazers still won.

In the past, Stoudemire and Nash were unable to defeat the Trail Blazers when they were together. Now that they are separated, they are even more helpless.

The last time they met, Nash and Hill were back at their peak and the Blazers suffered a defeat.

Today, Nash still scored 23 points and 13 assists, but Grant Hill only scored 12 points.

Meng Hui's peak performance is not something that can only be achieved every time.

Facing Channing Frye's defense, Wayne shot 9 of 15 from the field and easily scored 25 points.

The one who scored the most points today was Wesley Matthews who came off the bench.

This guy felt so hot today that he made 7 of 10 shots from beyond the three-point line. He scored 21 points just by relying on three-pointers.

This is also the game in which he has made the most three-pointers in his career.

In this game, Wayne deliberately gave up a lot of shooting rights. Otherwise, how could a substitute player take 10 three-pointers? The primary school student said that I don't even get this treatment.

Of course, Matthews did not waste the kindness of his teammates.

In the end, Ma Ma beat Wei Ge, scored 28 points in the game, and was elected ESPN's best player of the game!

Trail Blazers fans are joking that after a while, Wayne may not be able to secure his position as the boss!

However, every substitute in the Trail Blazers can perform like this, which can't help but make other championship teams a little nervous.

Jealousy even.

The Heat's Big Three said: We also want such role players.

Riley: I told you to chop off my head and replace it!

In the playoffs, lineup depth is also a very important assessment indicator.

The Trail Blazers were able to defeat the Lakers and win the championship in 2009 largely because their lineup was deep enough.

Without Birdman, there is DeAndre Jordan, without Blake, there is Dragic, and when there is a vacancy inside, there is Tucker.

Moreover, these individuals can be used as soon as they come on the court, which completely stunned the Lakers.

Nowadays, the Trail Blazers' lineup is as deep as it was back then.

Today Matthews scored 28 points, tomorrow Monkey King has 2 steals and 2 steals, and the day after tomorrow Tucker has 2 points and 10 rebounds.

Who can withstand this!

After playing against the Suns, Wayne has played six games since his return and won all six games.

Such an impressive record has made fans full of praise for Wayne.

Once Wei Ge comes out of the mountain, who dares to trample on the rose garden?

But even so, after a wave of winning streak, the Trail Blazers are still only second in the Western Conference.

The San Antonio Spurs have always occupied the first position!

Currently, the Spurs' record is 33 wins and 6 losses, which is exactly one win more than the Trail Blazers, who have 32 wins and 7 losses.

Although before, while Wayne was suspended, the Trail Blazers beat the Spurs once.

But that time, after all, it was because the Spurs themselves performed too poorly.

Seeing that Wayne's momentum is so strong, the old Vitch can't help but worry about the regular season ranking.

Although the old thief is not a person who particularly cares about regular season results, this year's situation, ranking first in the regular season, can at least make it easier for him to play in the playoffs.

The old thief now really wants to take action personally and punish Wayne.

But unfortunately, the two sides will not compete until February 1, half a month later.

But even so, the old thief arranged a special task for his warrior James Johnson in advance.

If Wayne can be suspended for another ten games and eight games, the Spurs will definitely seize the opportunity again!

At this time, at Wayne's house, he was doing Jiu-Jitsu with his fiancée Sharapova.

Don't think wrongly, it is a serious Jiu-Jitsu exercise.

Sharapova is now working hard to get back in shape, so she exercises more frequently.

Jiu-jitsu is very safe and has a good weight loss effect if you just do it to the point.

Besides, between the couple, playing jujitsu together and wrapping their bodies around can help enhance their relationship.

Of course, Wayne's recent obsession with this family sport isn't just about spending time with his wife.

Some things cannot be practiced on a temporary basis until you need to use them.

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