I am Really an Insider

"Happy New Year!" Wayne returned home and as soon as he stepped through the door, he saw a bunch of funny guys suddenly appear and spray out a bunch of colorful ribbons.

Wayne was about to raise his elbow to defend himself when he realized it was a group of elementary school students.

It can be seen from Sharapova's smile that she is also in the same group with them.

Wayne glanced at Green beside him. No wonder this guy insisted on letting him stay and practice three-pointers with him today.

It turned out that what was going on was just to hold me back.

Wayne walked into the house. The house had been beautifully decorated. His sister-in-law in an apron came out from the kitchen carrying several plates of Spanish paella and nodded to Wayne.

"Honey, can you give me a reason to carry them away without raising your elbow?" After entering the house, Wayne deliberately said such a threatening word.

"We just want to give you a surprise, Brother Wei! We are playing the opening game on Christmas Day, and we are playing away games on New Year's Day.

I finally came back today and I have to arrange the New Year party. "

Stephenson was anxious and hurriedly explained. After all, he is the one who has the most thorough and clear understanding of Wei Ge’s elbow among everyone here.

"Well, they contacted me a few days ago and said they wanted to hold a New Year's party at home, but they couldn't let you know. They wanted to give you a surprise." Sharapova nodded to confirm, and Finsen let out a big sigh.

"This is to thank you, Brother Wei. Thank you for taking care of us in the past year. In the next year, please continue to pretend to beep and fly with us!" the primary school student said, obediently handing over the New Year's gift.

Wayne looked at the children and smiled like an old father with relief.

In the blink of an eye, the children have grown up. I have become sensible and know how to respect my old father.

Not everyone was invited to today's party, it was mainly the idea of ​​the four rookies + Curry.

My sister-in-law was simply invited to cook, and she was worthy of being the most virtuous wife of the pioneers.

After dinner, Wayne opened the gifts everyone gave him.

Curry gave Wayne a watch, saying he had chosen it last year, commonly known as I bought a watch last year.

"QNMLGB..." Wayne held back and did not raise his elbow.

Stephenson was even more coquettish and gave Wayne a large social gold chain, as thick as a finger.

Wayne's eyes widened. Damn it, how can I wear it?

Wayne is going to wear this and take Finson around on the street, and collect a few boys back every minute.

Thompson's gift was even more outrageous. When Wayne opened the gift box, he almost couldn't help but raise his elbow again.

There is actually a bone inside the gift box!

"Hahaha, what a surprise!" Thompson was still chirping next to him after it was over.

Wayne pinched his penis and told himself that he must not be mad at them.

I'm so young!

Well, Thompson actually gave the bone to Wayne to feed the family’s puppy.

As we all know, Tang Shen himself keeps a dog, and he has a close relationship with the dog. His bulldog named Rocco can also be said to be an Internet celebrity pet.

How much does Tom love dogs? In Wayne's previous life, when Tom was traveling to China, a reporter asked Tom, "Who do you have to choose between Curry and a dog?"

Thompson: I choose the dog.

Wayne: I second that.

And Thompson always takes his dog with him wherever he goes. So much so that a young model once accidentally photographed Thompson's dog during a live broadcast at home.

Then, everyone understood.

Tom must have slept here last night!

Tang's dating experience was exposed by Gouzi, and his strength was a lie.

As a dog lover, he thought it was cool to give bones.

Thompson looked at Wayne who was strangling him and put on an expression like "please praise me now".

He believes that Wei Ge, who is also a dog lover, will definitely get his point.

But the Wayne family dog ​​is actually raised by Sharapova!

What kind of dog lover is Wayne? Is there anything more enjoyable in the world than petting a cat?

What bad thoughts can a kitten have? Isn’t it just that I often smash your computer?

Jiba didn't have much money yet, so he gave Wei Ge a portable basketball hoop.

"This way, you can train anytime, anywhere!" Jiba said.

Good guy, this year is originally a shortened season, you are afraid that your brother Wei will die from exhaustion.

For a player with such a good training attitude, Wayne just wants to say: "We need you so much!"

Fortunately, when Wayne was almost pissed off by WQNMLGB, social gold chain, dog bones and Tired of You brand portable basketball hoop, Green finally gave him a normal gift.

Green gave Wayne a pair of Nike air MAGs, which are the black technology sneakers that can automatically tie shoelaces in the "Back to the Future" movie.

Although Wayne already owns these shoes, Nike officials had already given him a pair.

However, Wayne still felt quite gratified to receive a normal gift.

Finally a normal person!

If it weren't for Green, Wayne would really not be able to be the kindergarten principal.

Well, although most of these gifts are a bit weird, Wayne still appreciates everyone's thoughtfulness.

At least it’s better than those stupid sports protective products.

Although everyone had a great time tonight, because they have to play a game with the Thunder tomorrow, everyone went home early after dinner.

After sending everyone away, Sharapova looked at these weird gifts and couldn't help complaining: "Young people today are becoming more and more interesting."

Young man. Yes, without knowing it, Wayne has now changed from being taken care of to taking care of others.

Although Dragic, Tucker, Jordan and others, Wayne watched them grow up.

But to be honest, for the training of those three, I have to thank the other veterans of the Trail Blazers at that time.

Dragic was trained by Paul and Comrade Lao Ma, while Tucker was pushed out by Sir Bart.

Most of Jordan's armor stacking work was done by Birdman and Uncle Mu, with Wayne only occasionally participating.

DeAndre Jordan: I may not be a human, but you are real dogs.

Wayne's influence on their growth was actually not particularly great.

But now, facing Curry and others, Wayne himself, as an experienced big brother, really feels like he is pulling them to grow up.

While playing games, fighting, and developing girls at the same time.

Wayne's career is really busy.

After a warm and hilarious New Year's party, the Trail Blazers continued their journey in 2012.

On January 3, the Trail Blazers, who have won four consecutive games, will face the Thunder, who have also won four consecutive games, at home.

This game is quite popular.

After all, the foot-washing incident happened not long ago.

Although everyone didn’t know that Du Xiaoshuai posted the post about footwash because he lost a bet with Wayne.

But the video of Du Xiaoshuai being tortured by Wayne in a game to the point where he couldn't take care of himself is still quite popular on the Internet.

But after all, the video is only part of it, so it’s not as enjoyable as watching the game directly.

Brother Wei, you don't have to hide it when you torture Du Xiaoshuai. You can torture it for everyone to see, so that everyone can open their eyes!

Therefore, before the game even started, Du Xiaoshuai became busy on the Internet.

"Dude is so cute, why do you want to blackmail Dudu?"

"Wayne beat up Durant? That's not true. Durant was just not serious during the UCLA game."

"What trumpet? You don't want to rant. As an NBA All-Star, how could Durant do such a thing as open a trumpet and fight with fans? Is he free? I'm just an objective ordinary fan! "

Du Xiaoshuai is so cool. Even before the fight, there are a bunch of people waiting to see me having fun.

I must disappoint you greatly!

After the last four games, Du Xiaoshuai has gained a lot of confidence.

Because the Thunder's performance in these four games was nothing short of rotten.

In the opening game against the Pacers, KD defeated the Eastern Conference champion and made Granger, who was guarding him, lose his temper.

In the game against the Black and White Bears on the 28th, the Turtles probably drank too much water while washing their feet in the sewers, and actually made 0 of 13 shots.

When he saw this data, Wayne was so stupid. 0 for 13 shots, dear brothers, you have to score one even if you are blind.

How stable this shot must be to make 0 of 13 shots.

But the most annoying thing is that even though the turtle was beaten like this, he still couldn't guard Durant.

Du Xiaoshuai scored 32 points, Harden scored 20 points, and the Thunder narrowly defeated the Grizzlies, who created a miracle of black eight last season, with three points.

After torturing the Timberwolves in the middle, Durant hit another three-pointer to kill the Mavericks in the last game.

Although the Mavericks lost the championship, after all, they fought the Trail Blazers in seven games in the playoffs last season, and their strength is still favored by many people.

But the Thunder and the Mavericks were stunned until the end. Moreover, 1.4 seconds before the end of the game, Dirk passed the ball to Terry after encountering a double-team. Terry made a sure-shot shot and gave the Thunder to the Thunder. Leave 1.4 seconds.

When everyone thought the Thunder was about to be carried away, Du Xiaoshuai drifted back in the last 1.4 seconds and hit a three-pointer to beat the buzzer.

This counter-attack kill can be said to be one of Du Xiaoshuai's most classic kills during the Thunder period.

Just search the Internet for the top ten killer shots of Durant's career, and this one is often among the top ones.

Although the Thunder have won four consecutive victories, except for the game against the Timberwolves, they have all been narrow victories.

But being able to win at a critical moment against the Eastern Conference champion, Western Conference runner-up and the creator of the Black Eight Miracle is a skill.

I, Du Xiaoshuai, have been through so many storms and waves, but I still can’t stand up to a pioneer!

What's more, it's a Blazer who suddenly doesn't want to score anymore.

Doesn't Wayne want to score? That’s no chance!

Who makes the Trail Blazers now have a basketball tyrant, Ma Dashuai and Zhang Butie?

If two of these three people are separated by three points, they will be taken away in one wave.

So, before today's game started, Wayne approached Du Xiaoshuai and said, "KD, you must work hard today!"

Du Xiaoshuai looked at Wayne with disdain. He thought Wayne was making sarcastic remarks.

you! Don't even think about humiliating me again!

In all conscience, Wayne really hopes Durant performs well.

If you perform well, I will have a chance to perform.

Later, Ku Qiu Ba will shoot a few three-pointers for you, and I can only brush the board again.

Before the game started, Director Zhang was still praising Curry: "Stephen Curry has made great progress this season. Of course, this is inseparable from Wayne's cultivation. Wayne really gave him the ball." Shoot, let's see if Curry can continue to perform today."

As soon as Director Zhang finished speaking, the primary school student voted for "three no-touch".

There was no contact from the beginning. Curry was really in a state of disbelief.

Mainly because of this offense, Turtle's defense against Curry was quite tight.

Today is a rare occasion when Mr. Turtle is willing to devote all his energy to the defensive end of the game.

There is one black and one black, and Turtle Shao's defense, as I said before, depends on the mood and the situation.

Turtle is particularly obsessed with basketball, so his off-ball defense often slips away, only looking at the ball and not people.

He often follows suit and elopes with the person holding the ball, leaving the person he is watching without the ball aside.

But his one-on-one ball defense, especially when he is willing to defend, is very strong.

The defense at the beginning was that Gui Shao stayed close, fought fiercely, and reached out actively.

After a quick operation, the primary school student was brought back to reality.

You think you are already a superstar, but in fact you are still the bratty younger brother you once were, without any change.

The Trail Blazers' opponents in the first four games include the Heat, Nuggets, Kings, and Clippers. As long as there is a reliable defender at the first position, Curry will not be like that.

18 Ka got this three-pointer, and then made a long pass to assist Gui Shao in fast break.

There's nothing Mr. Turtle can't do, but he rushes too hard.

It feels uncomfortable not to go to him for a day.

As soon as he came up, he used a fast break dunk to give the Thunder the lead.

KD happily went up and stroked his turtle head, "Second brother, it's okay today, second brother!"

As long as your CPU doesn't burn out, you're a good second brother!

Wayne also nodded with satisfaction, yes, very energetic!

Don't forget, although Wayne abused the three young men in the UCLA game.

But before Wei Ge came on the scene, the Third Young Master tortured a group of primary school students.

On the second offense, the ball finally got to Wayne.

But 18K is hard and dark, and the defense is really unambiguous. Don't forget, since the beginning of this season, he has made the defensive first team three times in a row.

The current 18K has no serious injuries, moves fast, jumps high, and defends hard.

Wayne's breakthrough layup was stunned by 18K's tough confrontation.

Du Xiaoshuai was overjoyed, it felt good not having to defend Wayne himself~

After Wayne missed a layup, Durant also used his off-ball offense to shoot Tony.

The current handsome man will not be easily prevented from being autistic by Tony.

He has summed up his experience and found that he beat Tony too much with the ball last season.

It is more effective to play Tony without the ball.

Although Tony is very strict in guarding off the ball, he will still give KD a fleeting shooting opportunity.

And that kind of opportunity is enough for Du Xiaoshuai to score a goal now.

Two points hit the net, and the Thunder expanded their lead!

After KD scored, he didn't forget to frown at Wayne.

He probably wanted to show off to Wayne, but Wayne not only didn't feel any deterrent, but even wanted to laugh.

You are so disrespectful!

Don't look at people with your nostrils!

Seeing Wayne's uncomfortable expression, Du Xiaoshuai smiled proudly.

He was afraid, he was afraid!

For the rest of the first quarter, the Thunder's offense played vigorously.

The third brother Harden has been unequivocal since he came in, and he is proficient in breaking through three-pointers.

After all, Portland doesn't have Miami's giant-butt girl who fascinates Harden.

The Thunder lost to the Heat in the Finals, and Harden had to shoulder part of the blame.

Because his state in the finals was very poor.

First of all, it was outrageous that he went to nightclubs and drove crazy piles during the finals.

Secondly, Coach Brooks asked Harden and Sefolosha to take turns guarding James. As a result, James directly blocked Harden, affecting his offense.

Therefore, Harden's performance in the finals was extremely awkward.

As long as Harden behaves normally, the Heat will not be so relaxed.

Therefore, now that Harden is performing very well, the Trail Blazers are even more difficult to play.

On Matthews' side, because Sefolosha is also an excellent defensive player, it is simply a dimensionality-reducing blow to Matthews, who has average independent offensive ability.

Even though Sefolosha is not well-known, he has been in the defense at least.

After the first quarter, the Thunder led by 4 points, 26-22.

Thunder fans were overjoyed. They had already won four consecutive games. If they beat the Trail Blazers, wouldn't they go directly to the league office to claim the championship?

But the Trail Blazers were not in a hurry. Carlisle stood up slowly and picked up the tactical board, looking like a Zen master.

In this case, let’s go to the large size!

Carlisle drew a few tactics for Wayne.

Then, at the end of the bench, Finson was called up.

"They are all the sixth man. Look at his big beard, and then look at you! I don't care, anyway, you have to control him in the second quarter."

Fensen looked confused. I didn't play in the first quarter at all. Why did you blame me for the big beard?

Just blame it?

But now that Mr. Ning has spoken, I’m going to meet that bearded golfer!

When Wayne heard that he was going to play with Finson later, he was a little nervous.

This guy Fenson, Wayne has never seen him normal until now.

Fensen seemed to have discovered Wei Ge's doubts, so he hurriedly expressed his position: "Don't worry, Wei Ge, if you can't handle the big beard, you'll knock out my teeth."

Thinking of the big gold chain as thick as his fingers, Wayne decided to give him a chance.

Finson's defensive ability isn't really top-notch, but he's just crazy enough and he's very good at playing with his mentality.

A calm guy like Lao James has been annoyed by Finson countless times, let alone Harden now.

It should be possible to deal with the still immature Harden.

As long as Harden is gone, Wayne can focus on Du Xiaoshuai.

Turtle Shao? Just wait until he burns the CPU himself.

The electronic buzzer sounded and the second quarter began.

Wayne flexed his arms and stood up.

OK, OK!

From the beginning of the regular season to now, four games have been played. Do you know how Godway, I, have spent these four games?

Now, I can finally show off my skills!

18K looked at Wayne confidently. He thought he could limit Wayne's performance like he did in the first quarter.

Wayne scored 6 points in the first quarter, including two free throws.

18K's defense did a really good job.

Wayne looked at Ibaka's smug look and couldn't help but ask: "Are you strong?"

"You've already tried it." Ibaka was confident.

"That's good, otherwise I'm afraid you won't survive until the end."

After saying that, Finson began to control the ball for half the game.

Wayne looked confused, you were playing shooting guard, my brother!

Dragic looked at Wayne with an aggrieved look: Wei Ge, Finson stole the ball from me!

Don't talk about Dragic, Wayne is afraid to see him get the ball!

However, Finson's first attack with the ball today opened a gap, paving the way for Wayne to score crazy points.