I am Really an Insider

The game has reached the final moments of the fourth quarter, and Wayne and other main players are also sitting on the bench.

In the Rose Garden, fans cheered one after another.

It’s just that the fans sitting in the third row near the Thunder bench really couldn’t shout.

After all, the odor in this area is so strong that it never dissipates.

Everyone had difficulty breathing, let alone shouting.

At this time, those fans who did not come to watch the game were no longer paying attention to the game.

At this time, everyone was sharing the photo of Braised Egg lying on the ground.

Although the on-site camera quickly moved away and did not show a close-up of the braised egg.

But there were so many people at the scene, and each person took a photo and posted it online. Within half an hour, the photo would be spread around the world.

This is the timeliness of the Internet age.

Therefore, Lu Dan's embarrassed appearance with blood all over his face and a wet crotch is now known to everyone.

Although Mr. Dan did not die physiologically this time, social death was inevitable.

In the future, when he stands on the stage of the draft, what will the rookies think of him?

When you see him, you will be reminded of the scene where he was incontinent, and there is nothing majestic about it.

It can be said that the reputation has been discredited.

Although Bowen was beaten badly back then, he was just a player after all, and after retiring, he basically did not show his face in public.

But Lu Dan is different. He is the president of the league, and he has to appear frequently on many occasions.

Moreover, his career as president has not even officially begun.

In the next ten years or even decades, he will appear in the public eye as a representative of this alliance.

How can he face the public with such shame?

With such wonderful photos to see, who would watch a game that has already been put into garbage time?

Yes, the reason why Wayne and others are resting at this time is because the game has been entered into garbage time.

The Thunder were hit hard by the Trail Blazers' three-pointers, and the Trail Blazers scored nearly 80 points at halftime. Tell me how to win this kind of game?

Last season, when he got James' "Eye of Death" skill, Wayne was still thinking about what exactly is Happy Star. What kind of team can lead the Trail Blazers by 20 points in three quarters.

However, Wayne never got an answer until now.

Because usually the Blazers lead others by more than 20 points in three quarters.

Facts have proved that you should never attack the Trail Blazers.

Let's play, let's make trouble, don't joke about offense.

The Trail Blazers' offensive and defensive efficiency rank first in the league this season, which is no joke.

Before the start of this game, people said that Mosaic couldn't beat Wayne with free throws, which was really shameful, and Harden was a pseudo-star.

But today, Du Xiaoshuai sacrificed himself to save his third brother.

It’s not that the third brother can’t do it, it’s because the eldest brother can’t do it either!

34 seconds before the end of the game, when Stephenson hit a shot from beyond the three-point line, the Trail Blazers' score had become 121 points.

Think back to the time when the Trail Blazers and Lakers dominated the league.

Wanting to score 121 points in the Western Conference Finals is simply a fantasy.

With the defensive intensity of both sides at that time, it was rare to score more than 100 points. Most of the time, the score was in the 80s or 90s.

Today, the Trail Blazers scored 121 points in one breath.

Those who didn’t know better thought he was an All-Star.

Although the score is higher and the offense is more.

But to be honest, the fans felt that the game was not as good as the 80 or 90-point game against the Lakers.

Kobe and Wayne traded match-fixings, and the two sides fought each other violently without interrupting the game. The point difference was in single digits for several consecutive games.

This is called the Western Conference Finals!

What's happening now, the game is frequently interrupted, Durant gets fouled when touched, and there's nothing left to shoot against.

It’s boring!

Mike Breen also found it boring, but I have to say that the Trail Blazers handled this wave really well.

More importantly, the Trail Blazers proved with facts that three-pointers can really kill the game!

"Stephenson hit a three-pointer, and the Trail Blazers made their 25th three-pointer of the game!

This is a new NBA team record for three-pointers made in a single game!

Incredible performance, the Trail Blazers defeated the Thunder with only three points! "

25 three-pointers in a single game, breaking the league record.

Can everyone on the Thunder team not be stupid?

In Wayne's previous life, when he learned that the Cavaliers broke the single-game three-point record, Wayne was not actually shocked.

Because according to the way the league played at the time, Wayne knew that it would only be a matter of time before the record was broken.

But it's different now. People now don't have such an advanced understanding of three-pointers.

Therefore, the Trail Blazers' 25 three-pointers in a single game are a bit scary.

The Thunder have never seen a team with such accurate three-pointers in their life, and they endured a beating that did not belong to their age.

In the end, the score was settled at 124-98.

The Trail Blazers slaughtered the Thunder with 26 points, the total score was 1-1!

Wayne finished with 27 points and made 4 of 6 three-pointers. The elementary school student scored 23 points. You may not believe it, but he scored 21 of them just by relying on three-pointers.

Neither Wayne nor Curry scored very high, and there was nothing they could do about it, after all, the garbage time came too early.

If the game hadn't entered garbage time early, Wayne estimated that this three-point record could have been improved.

At the end of the game, Wayne also received a reward of double growth points.

As early as the third quarter, Xiaoshuai was sprayed with anger by Wayne, and the humiliation meter rose very quickly.

For such a sensitive person, Wayne couldn't imagine how he could make the decision to "join if you can't beat him."

Maybe Du Xiaoshuai thinks that it is better to be scolded by the fans than to be teammates with Ah Gui.

In fact, you can't blame me, Mr. Turtle. If Mr. Turtle has a character problem, then how did Adams get along so well with Mr. Turtle?

Therefore, the main problem is that Durant himself is not good enough.

If he were like Adams and honestly played as a forward, one-and-eight, allowing Mr. Turtle to comfortably get a triple-double, wouldn't he be able to get along with Mr. Turtle?

This Du Xiaoshuai is just not aware enough, so he deserves to be unable to have a top teammate like Agui~

Although he beat the Thunder by nearly 30 points, Wayne was not as excited as expected.

He didn't even accept a sideline interview. After celebrating with his teammates, he hurried into the tunnel and returned to the locker room.

Compared to 25 three-pointers in a single game, compared to this big win, compared to double growth points.

Wayne had more things to care about at the moment.

As soon as he returned to the locker room, Wayne took out his phone and looked at the news online.

Sure enough, braised eggs are hotly searched!

In 2013, the Internet at this time was much more developed than when Wayne beat Bowen up.

Therefore, the matter of braised eggs has greater influence and is even more embarrassing!

But after searching online for a long time, I couldn't find the final details of the braised eggs.

Later, Wayne couldn't help but call the team doctor and asked him to use his connections to get some inside information.

Because of the team's annual playoff bonuses, Wayne advocates distributing them to team staff. In addition, Wayne always likes to give small gifts to everyone during holidays, so Wayne is very popular among team employees.

This is a small favor, but I am still willing to help.

Ten minutes later, Wayne received the specific diagnosis of braised eggs.

The bridge of the nose was broken, the orbital bone was cracked, and five or six teeth were lost.

But these are all minor. The most important thing is that Luodan's brain experienced a severe concussion.

Although nothing can be seen now, there is no danger.

But in this case, failure to protect everything will leave sequelae in the future.

Wayne looked at Lu Dan's diagnosis report and swallowed.

Is this the power of the Golden Elbow?

Basically, I renovated the braised egg's head, and I just had to beat out the tofu brain and ask him if it was salty.

Really, the egg yolks were broken.

Moreover, this thing about sequelae

I won’t say anything more, I hope Mr. President recovers well.

With the brain at the root of the disease, anything can happen.

It is possible that you will not be able to walk or speak clearly in the future.

I hope this kind of bad luck happens.

It all happened to Braised Eggs!

After feeling happy, Wayne suddenly felt a pity.

It would be great if Gou Lei could do the same thing.

No more thinking about it, Wayne felt that these bastards would be punished by God sooner or later.

At the press conference after the game, the reporters talked the most. In addition to the game itself, they naturally also asked many topics related to braised eggs.

When Wayne talked about this, he shook his head and covered his face, showing great pain.

When the reporters saw that Wayne was in such a low mood, it was difficult for the reporters to ask further questions.

What should you do if you force someone into depression?

Forget it, it wasn’t intentional.

Moreover, this is not the first time that something like this has happened on the basketball court.

It can only be said that Lu Dan Bazi and Wayne were at odds, so he was bumped into by Wayne.

Wayne relied on his superb acting skills to successfully fool the reporters.

On the other side, Du Xiaoshuai was also in a depressed mood and could not say a few words.

Compared with the state of excitement when he rolled his eyes during the electric shock dance before the game, he is completely different.

25 three-pointers, do you know what it is like to be given 25 three-pointers in a game?

Don't say that my handsome guy is showing off his wealth, but who else in the world has had such an ultimate experience?

Explosion!

In the end, Du Xiaoshuai could only use his regular season record to deal with reporters, and at the same time, he also comforted himself.

"We played the Trail Blazers four times in the regular season and won three of them. So, losing one game is not the end of the world, winning is the end.

The series has just begun. "

When a player mentions his glory days, it means he is panicking now.

The next day, the news that the Trail Blazers hit a record-breaking 25 three-pointers shocked the media.

The news that Lu Dan was seriously injured and hospitalized did not cause any splash.

This is because NBA officials deliberately suppressed the popularity of this matter!

Naturally, the fewer people who see the league president looking so embarrassed, the better. It will damage the image of the league.

But even so, Wayne was not idle.

Soon, news broke that Wayne felt very guilty for accidentally injuring the president, and today he received counseling treatment from a psychiatrist.

Suddenly, there was a wave of heartache for Wayne on the Internet.

"It's okay, come on, play the game well!"

"It's all for the competition. I hope Wayne can adjust his mentality!"

"Don't worry about this mess, winning three consecutive championships is what matters!"

Lu Dan: I, the dignified president of the alliance, have turned into a mess in your mouth?

In short, this wave of operations directly cleaned Wayne up.

Wayne, who was supposed to receive psychological treatment, was actually undergoing treatment at this time.

Playing on the lawn with my daughter.

how?

Liar? What a lie!

Rest and relaxation are also part of psychotherapy!

Luodan finally woke up from his coma early yesterday morning. At this time, he was looking at various news on the Internet, and his lungs were about to explode.

He was sure that Wayne did it on purpose!

The moment he met Wayne's eyes, Luodan knew that Wayne did it on purpose.

He's going to sue Wayne for intentional injury!

but.

I can’t make braised eggs!

Because NBA tickets have disclaimers written on them, it’s not like the league has never had lawsuits with fans over similar matters.

Many fans who were injured during the game chose to sue but the final result was nothing. At most, the players were out of human concern and compensated the other party for some medical expenses.

Besides, those who can sit in the front row usually don’t miss the medical expenses.

In a league like the NBA, the legal team is not a vegetarian. It is known as the Pizza Hut of the ugly country.

In the beginning, the alliance made such a disclaimer just to avoid trouble.

Haha, who would have thought that this disclaimer would eventually reach the league president himself.

If Lu Dan succeeds in suing Wayne, he will be a slap in the face.

Therefore, the only option for braised eggs is to stick to them and consider yourself unlucky!

Next, braised eggs require a long time for surgery and recovery.

You will not live if you do your own evil.

Because the braised egg matter was suppressed, the fans quickly turned their attention to the game itself.

In the last game, the Trail Blazers scored 25 three-pointers and scored 124 points in a single game, which is really outrageous.

Therefore, Thunder fans also comfort themselves: Well, who doesn’t want to eat dumplings? Jennings still scored 50 points in a single game. Is it useful?

The Trail Blazers' touch in the second game was too magical, and there was no way they could keep this magical touch forever!

In the third game, as long as the Trail Blazers' three-pointer is not so amazing, the victory will definitely belong to the Thunder!

When Du Xiaoshuai saw what the fans were saying online, it made sense!

Which serious team scores 25 three-pointers despite nothing?

It is impossible to win the championship with just three points!

Suddenly, Xiaoshuai regained his confidence.

Then, in G3 of the series, the Thunder lost again

"3+1, the 19th three-pointer in the game! Oh my god, the Trail Blazers' three-point firepower is simply amazing. Curry's three-pointer today is outrageous!"

Chesapeake Energy Arena, Brooks standing next to Curry.

Seeing Curry score a 3+1 that didn't follow the basic rules, he was dumbfounded.

Just now, Curry was holding the ball and preparing to break through Gui Shao.

But as soon as he took a step forward, Curry stepped back to the three-point line, preparing to shoot.

Agui was very focused and jumped up ready to block the shot.

Who knew that Curry was just a fake shot?

When Agui flew toward him, Curry jumped up and leaned against Agui.

Huh, you thought you were the only ones who could commit fouls?

Because Agui's impact was so powerful, Curry's entire movement was completely deformed the moment he hit it.

He almost leaned on Mr. Turtle and threw the ball towards the basket with a movement similar to a hook.

Curry didn't rush to score anyway, he could just make three free throws later.

The referee did give the whistle. There was nothing the referee could do about the ball that had to be blown.

As a result, Curry's random hook from outside the three-point line fell into the net!

Ever since, there was the shouting of the commentator just now and the silence of the Thunder fans.

"The 19th three-pointer. Although it is not as many as the previous game, it is already an exaggeration. The Trail Blazers have shot extremely high three-point shooting percentages in two consecutive games.

If Curry makes this free throw, the Trail Blazers will lead by 18 points.

The Thunder are likely to lose the first home game of the series! "

The elementary school students excitedly jumped up and fenced in the air with Wayne, and everyone on the Trail Blazers was very excited.

Du Xiaoshuai looked at the score difference with dull eyes. The script shouldn't be like this!

They agreed to only eat a meal of dumplings, but the Blazers turned out to be so strong that they wanted to play with their sister-in-law even after eating the dumplings!

Why are you taking all the good things? ?

We agreed that we would only have one show, but it happened again today?

The most desperate thing in the world is when you think the other person is relying on luck. But in fact, that is their true strength.

It's just that they are so powerful that you think it's luck.

Currie made such a free throw, and the Thunder basically had no hope.

A minute later, Wayne broke through and prepared for a layup.

However, the Thunder generals, who were already red-eyed, brutally knocked Wayne down.

Ibaka and Durant were in the air and almost pulled Wayne down.

The referee blew the whistle again and the Thunder fouled.

Even the referee who was facing the Thunder couldn't stand it anymore, but he knew how serious this foul was.

Wayne fell to the ground hard, and the pain really hurt.

But in front of Du Xiaoshuai, temperament must be dealt with first.

So, Wayne forced himself to stand up without showing any expression.

He looked at the humiliation meter that was just about to be filled, and looked at the man waiting on the sidelines, who was about to replace his hard-on.

Wayne decided to bully Xiaoshuai one last time!

I promise, just for the last billion times!

After getting the basketball, Wayne shot it twice.

Just before taking action, Wayne yelled, "Hey, Kevin!"

Du Xiaoshuai turned to look at Wayne, but did not respond.

"You say we are lucky, then I will bet on luck with you. I will take the penalty with my eyes closed on this goal. Do you guess whether it will go in or not?"

After speaking, Wayne closed his eyes and prepared to shoot the free throw.

Uncle Mu from the coaching staff on the bench saw this scene and said he was very sad because it reminded him of bad memories.

Du Xiaoshuai laughed at that time. Want to imitate Mike and pretend to beep?

But pull it down!

People only know that Mike Joe teased Uncle Mu and succeeded in making free throws with his eyes closed.

But many people don't know that Jordan once made a free throw with his eyes closed, and actually experienced a very embarrassing failure, which can be regarded as a stain in the career of the old gangster.

What old gangsters can't guarantee success, can you do?

Of course Wayne can do it because he.

Quietly squinted!

Wei Ge: As an individual? I never do anything with people!

Close your eyes, shoot, release, and the ball goes in.

Wayne's squinting eyes... closed his eyes and made the free throw in one go!

"Look, for me, luck is strength, and strength is luck."

After scoring, Wayne opened his hands to Du Xiaoshuai.

Du Xiaoshuai's face turned purple with anger, and his shame meter also skyrocketed.

Get double growth points~

I don’t know if there are any side effects from braised eggs, but Du Xiaoshuai feels that he is about to suffer from side effects - Weiwei syndrome!

Once again, it doubled as a point. This series against the Thunder really made Wayne a lot of money.

116 to 104, the Trail Blazers won two consecutive sets, bringing the total score of the series to 2 to 1.

Braised egg’s star-making plan has basically been shelved.

The path to becoming the unanimous MVP for three consecutive championships seems to be the last obstacle left.

Today’s first update~